“They’re denying her identity and Erin Brooks will pay a price for this”
An interesting email and subsequent phone call this morning from the author of The Lost Canadians: A struggle for citizenship rights, equality and identity re: the “cruel and sadistic” rejection of Erin Brooks’ Canadian citizenship.
Vancouver-born Chapman, a pilot for United Airlines, was six when he was stripped of his Canadian citizenship due to a weird quirk in the Canadian Citizenship Act and has spent his life advocating for “Hundreds of thousands of others like himself, now collectively known as the Lost Canadians, whose ranks have included such Canadian icons as Roméo Dallaire, Guy Lombardo, Leslie Nielsen, Ricky Gervais, and Nobel Prize winners Willard Boyle and Saul Bellow.”
Sixteen-year-old Erin Brooks was born in Texas and raised in Hawaii to Canada-born daddy, Jeff, a second-generation Canadian. She wants to compete for Canada at the 2024 Paris Games, has lineage, speaks reasonable French (grandaddy is Québécoise from Montreal) and, likely, will medal at Teahupoo given her formidable skills at a wave that terrifies even the reigning men’s world champ.
Chapman came across Erin Brook’s story a few month ago, contacted the family and told ‘em,
“I’m not a lawyer but I know the laws better than most anybody.”
He says he went to the seat of power in Ottawa and was peppered with questions about Erin. They wanted to know her full story, her culture and identity.
“They’re denying her identity. Erin Brooks could go compete for a lot of other countries but in her heart and her identity she’s Canadian. But they don’t want to give the appearance of her jumping the queue.”
Chapman says the citizenship queue has eleven people in it; the immigration queue, 50,000.
To point out the absurdity of Canada’s citizenship laws, he gets me to read about a recent decision by PM Justin Trudeau to gift a new life to a girl who ran away from her parents in Saudi Arabia.
“She had no connection to Canada, nothing, never stopped foot in Canada and Trudeau reaches out and says we want you, we’ll protect you.”
Trudeau, a progressive who advocates for allowing the entry of half-a-million refugees, has been described as “a Pied Piper eagerly leading his once-rugged nation down a slippery slope where one will soon face the gas chamber merely for accidentally misgendering someone.”
Chapman tells another story of the freestyle skier Dale Begg-Smith, born and raised in Canada, and who wanted to compete at the Olympics under the Maple Leaf, was rejected, and then he won gold for Australia. At which point, Begg-Smith was branded a traitor by his countrymen.
“Are they going to paint Erin Brooks with the same brush?” says Chapman. “Way to go Erin, everyone loves you except for Canada. Awful girl. What has she done to deserve this? That’s what they’ll do to Erin. She’ll pay a price for this.”
Chapman cites examples where Olympic athletes have slid straight into Canadian citizenship and says with a stroke of pen Erin Brooks could be riding for Canada within twenty four hours.
As one reviewer wrote of Chatman’s book,
“It’s a tale of appalling treatment by what is allegedly one of the greatest countries in the world against its own citizens and all of the cloak and dagger, smoke filled room type of machinations which go on behind the scenes in an effort to save a loonie or two. Very sad, and yet, the kind of whistle blowing which is needed if anything at all is to change with re. to how big, impersonal governments treat their citizens, all the while heralding their inclusiveness and welcoming spirit.”
in her heart she’s canadian, haven’t seen any clips of her in tofano,,,
Quick google of her results on the WSL page shows that she was still competing as Hawaiian in November 2022.
Then she tried to weasel her way into the Canadian team for the 2023 World Surfing games but did not have Canadian citizenship and got busted despite finishing 2nd.
https://isasurf.org/isa-sta…
https://isasurf.org/isa-fol…
Even if she did get Canadian citizenship tomorrow, she will fall foul of the three year rule to qualify for the Olympics (you must have been a citizen of the new country 3 or more years from when you last competed for your original country).
Suck it up princess.
Accompanied with a letter to the surfers of these countries requesting permission to represent.
Do the surfers who have grinded mostly shitty waves their whole lives, eg- Canada, Japan, ect actually want these Judas country hoppers ‘representing them’ or their ‘families heritage’’?
I prefer to see legitimacy in the Olympics rather than this whole betrayal debacle.
Plenty of quality surfers already at these places who would be frothing at the opportunity.
I don’t think anyone really thinks she’s Canadian. And I doubt she would give a damn if it wasn’t for that thing happening in France next year. I mean fuck you, you cheat. And fuck Glenn Hall and all the other cheats like Connor O’Reary too.
At least Martin Potter was actually born in the UK.
Just a little heads up for my Aussie friends, especially if one of your parents has another citizenship. If you went and got a second passport before 2004 (say, backpacking in Europe) you automatically lost your Aussie citizenship [EPIC FAIL]. The only way you’ll weasel out of it is if you were granted citizenship of this second country by default at birth (and therefore had no say in it).
And If you did more than 12 months in the slammer you might find yourself deported even if you were born in Australia.
Yeah seem so sure of these things but its just not true.
I had some dates wrong but nevertheless.
https://www.abc.net.au/news…
I got my english passport in 98, never had a problem renewing the aussie one.
It’s because the poms don’t tell the Aussies and vice versa, due to privacy laws. After all, there might even be two Chief Hot stuffs in the world. But if your name gets flagged they might join the dots. Whether they decide to act on it is another matter. I mean there were thousands of people doing that when I was backpacking in the late 90s. Especially Poms, Irish and of Italian heritage but they had to be careful about entering Italy (depending on when they got their Italian citizenship) lest they get busted for not turning up for boot camp.
I sometimes wonder how Maurice is able to breeze into the US what with being a convicted felon.
Are you aware that the US is also extremely heavy handed if youve been a naughty boy, even tradfic infringements (its on the esta application if you care to look). Or the arbitrary cock block if youve been to Iraq, Iran, Syria, Yemen or North Korea for any reason.
And its always been up to the whim of the immigration officer if they will let you in or not.
Aw, where’s the fun in that?
Bulkshit (that’s like heaps of bullshit) the Australians recognise everyone by not having race or origin mentioned in their constitution simply all Australians, as for the gas the jew thing hey some cunt with power lit up the opera house and that’s been shoved under the carpet, so yea fuck the jewish right wing element.
Amen
“a gorilla chatting with a robot” …laughs the crucified ghost soldier!
Recognize, well if they look like Soli Bailey its pretty hard.
40,000 years is so 90s. It’s now known that Aborigines have been in Australia for at least 65,000 years.
First Nations is a new word though, and not borne out by any Archaeological or Historical evidence. They were hunter gatherers, nomadic and did not have anything that constitutes a ‘nation’ (borders, a ruler, etc). You may (or may not) have read “Dark Emu”, this is wishful thinking on the part of the Author. Despite being in the continent for 65,000 years, they had no agriculture and infact could not even boil water.
Proud!!! first nation person
Always proud.
Not to mention the cave art and carvings that provide evidence that other people existed in the far Northern areas of Australia prior to the current Aboriginal s
And let’s not forget the current mob lived in a arid country in a nomadic existence and neglected to develop a method to either carry or store water .
let’s dance…to the sound of AM radio, 45s, 8-track, casettes…and a toast to a female disc jockey from KLOS, et al/KROQ…passed away at 74.
What you talking about, Australians recognize that that after living there for 40000 years they invented a stick
Just say sor-ree and be done with it
Erin’s biggest mistake is playing the blonde, partial French Canadian card. Got to be more exotic. Polyamorous gender fluid spirit? Asexual trans man? Someone who identifies as a Palestinian? The choices are unlimited if you put your mind to it!
Sometimes ya gotta dig deep
Like, how bad do you wanna go to the Olympics, am I right?
Perhaps this situation is happening for her and not to her, allow me to illustrate with a joke;
A man in Florida Supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him they only sell whole heads. The man persists and asks to see the manager.
The boy says he’ll ask his manager about it.
Walking int the back room the boy says to the manager, “Some ass*&^% wants to buy half a head of lettuce”, as he finishes his sentence, he turns to see the man standing right behind him, so he adds “and THIS gentleman offered to buy the other half”.
The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.
Later, the manager said to the boy, “I was impressed by the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who can think on their feet. Where are you from son?”
“Canada, Sir” replied the boy.
“Well why did you leave Canada?” the manager asked.
Sir, there’s nothing but whores and hockey players up there”, said the boy.
“Really” said the manager, “My wife is from Canada”.
“No chit” said the boy, “who’d she play for?”
Fuck Canada for real.
Me and a bunch of college buddies were on the way to Whistler. Landed in Vancouver. Buddy gets stopped by immigration and pulled into an interrogation room. For what? He had a DUI 17 years prior. 17 years. It was up to the agent to determine whether he had been “rehabilitated” and was fit to enter the country. He was not hearing it and told the dude to eat a bag of dicks. Granted, that was a bad move. Long story short, he got turned around and sent home on the next plane out of there. It’s a bunch of bullshit. As far as I’m concerned there should be reciprocity on Canadians coming into the US for this. It’s like the Canadians who roll around with the Maple Leaf patches on their backpacks to make sure everyone knows they’re not from the US. Gutless. The Maple Leaf patch thing was huge after 9/11. Traveling around I would run into Canadians who would meet locals, and the first thing they’d say is “I’m Canadian not American.”
The irony is that Canada sucks off the US teat for everything. But when it comes to their nationality, it’s all “Don’t mix me up with the Americans.” It’s the biggest inferiority complex going. The self-esteem is just low. Almost every Canadian I’ve ever met has been socially awkward and expresses fear of being around their neighbors to the south because they know their country has literally innovated nothing. Not in tech, not in film, not in music, not in things like, oh, electricity, cars, flight, the internet, crushing the Nazis, I could go on–it all comes from US. If you’re so ashamed to be our neighbor, stop sucking the American tit then claiming you are better than us.
Please please please let this be the real Kelly Slater account!
Wow, did every single one of your girlfriends cheat on you with a Canadian or something?
This the best, most cum spraying comment i’ve read here in years.
A bad trip!
Who can forget the time Nelson Mandela accidentally put on whiteface by leaving his zinc on post-surf, and then held the World Cup aloft…
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…but had risked skin cancer by not putting it on his hands…
Thoughts. Prayers. Etc.
We will rebuild!
She should surf for America anyways
Amerinca