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Movie star handsome Ben Gravy.
Movie star handsome Ben Gravy.

Ben Gravy stuns world by attempting “major surfing milestone!”

A boy from New Jersey and his dream.

Movie star handsome Ben Gravy is nothing if not historic. The 35-year-old, whose real surname is Graeff, cleaned himself up after a bout with addiction and became an VAL icon. His open demeanor, rugged smile and “you-can-do-it-too” approach to life inspires almost excessively. Gravy, who often makes his art upon a soft-topped board, has done basically everything. Surfed all fifty of the United States, palled around with Jamie O’Brien and became married on the beach.

Ben Gravy

Though it seems as if he has climbed all of surfing’s mountain, save Jaws, Maverick’s, Nazaré etc., there is a “major surfing milestone” yet unticked.

7 seas in 7 days

You read that correctly. Gravy is in the middle of a historic attempt of surfing all seven of the seas in the span of seven days. But, without looking, can you name them all?

Well done.

The New Jersey native started in Japan, where he surfed a pool then, according to breathless reporting:

He then will surf the Indian Ocean in Bali and Indonesia; the Southern Ocean (also known as the Antarctic Ocean) in Melbourne, Australia; the South Pacific in Sydney, Australia; the Gulf of Mexico in Galveston, Texas; the Atlantic Ocean in Atlantic City on November 4; and, finally, the Arctic Ocean in Norway on November 6.

“On October 31, we are gonna be setting out on the one of the biggest missions, journeys, projects, I’ve ever done: 7 Seas in 7 Days, where we’re gonna be surfing seven different oceans around the world in seven days,” Ben Gravy tautologically declared.

But if Jules Verne was still walking amongst us, do you think he would be following along? Penning a masterpiece on the adventure?

For the dream.

It must be assumed that the Sami up there in Norway are preparing a ticker tape parade for Nov. 6th.

Ollu lihkku! Don vuitet!

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ValiantScorn

What about the Med’?

Travis Edgar

A gravy boat in the seas of cheese

tim_nelsen

“How Do Surfer’s Get Paid?”

Who Pays For The Ticket?

How Can I Take That Ride?

Make A Wish Foundation

Donate here.…

BTW, Feds just busted my pot farm…

Complaining to City Hall won’t help…

I’m Taking My Stuff to the Corporate Speaking Gig Tour

Abscessed Llama

Fed’s trash the place?

tim_nelsen

NoShore growing w/o permits. Feds stashed for later smokes? (wasn’t mine this time, but got me in ’79 at Ahualoa)

Baz

First that Scooby bloke and now this guy – the go-to-intro-cum-cliche: how good looking they are. Reach arounds all round. Don’t even start with Nathan Florence

tim_nelsen

these guys are so tired of sailing solo they’ll take on anyBODY. what you say, sailor?

Baz

A reach around’s a reach around and who’s one to limit their odds?

RQ.

😅

tim_nelsen

what’s the spanish word(s) for dat?

Firelipe Torpedo

Ben gravy should try to go surfing on the moon

tim_nelsen

he’s a prime candidate for ‘whitey’s on the moon’

Abscessed Llama

Von or Pauly! Meme Ben planting upside down pineapple flag on moon in astronaut suit.. Pretty please!

John Non John

Click click click click pollute

K55

“This once noble sport—has been turned into a big soggy cartoon”.
the black night

astro

Yet another frivolous, expensive vid that no-one will give a fuck about.
You’d have to be a special kind of moron to scheme up this shit.

JohnsKnees

You would be suprised how much he could be making. The average YouTuber is making $18 per 1,000 views and he averages about 40k per video.

Abscessed Llama

$720 minimum..

ptsdsurfer

Fucking youtubers make a shit load of money.

ValiantScorn

merch

Rich Marx

I bet he makes more selling t shirts and soft tops with pineapples on them. I see a lot of those soft tops around.

Dim Sim

Yo Benny Boy – the Dead Sea would get you more clicks matey.

Dim Sim

You could fuckem dukem nukem do em all: Red, Med, Dead.

disqus_00d1gIXedO

7 Cs: Coronado, Cardiff, Church, C-Street, Cove, Cayucos, Cowells

Jimmy the Saint

I hope Vissla give him a free seven seas suit for this!

Stick man

Sooo “LOOK AT MEEE” …guys a Kooook!

Rocks local

I’m usually inspired by your comments and pun-ditry … but this one not so sure — anyone who can manufacture a life of surfing every day even though lacking pro-level talent deserves some kind of props. Corp types should be paying to hear his marketing/brand building tips rather than ELO’s jibber jabber.

Stick man

THAT is EXACTLY what he’s after…”props” and “Likes”!

Rocks local

aren’t we all just looking for a little love in the midst of a vast, empty, cold universe?? More power to him for carving out a little niche for himself. Wish I had figured out a way to surf every day and get paid for it.

astro

Just drop your standards a little and whore yourself and the activity out jus like Ben Pullhard, Jaimie O”PullThrough et al…
I’m not sure but I think there’s a basic requirement of having a “I don’t give a fuck – I’m all about me” attitude.

Rocks local

Seems a little harsh. But I hear you. I haven’t decided whether I still give a fuck. But I have at least learned that it’s definitely not all about me.

Abscessed Llama

“Land of the free. Home of the Me..” Abscessed Llama, referring to the good old U S of A.

ptsdsurfer

Looking for love? Get a dog or a cat or something, girlfriend maybe. Looking for money yeah, youtube is the shit. I salut him! Go Benny, the dumber the better!

Rocks local

Have the love covered; never figured out the Utubes.

Abscessed Llama

saw him walking up a road this hurricane season. “Kid/Child Pirate” father behind the wheel and pulls up next to him lowering my side window and chimes “Hey Ben!” as he slows down. Ben approaches and they exchange pleasantries of past winter Puerto Rico sessions. Finally I reach my hand out the window, and as Ben grasps I refuse to let go.. and say “I’m the guy that yelled to you “shut the fuck up you are disrespecting surfing..” At the time he was announcing for the worlds second oldest surf comp and I had enough of his clammer. Ben squeezed back with same beautiful smile as pictured above “I remember that..” Nice guy in my book.

https://beachgrit.com/2015/…

tim_nelsen

‘leveling the playing field’ with a seering cutback.
judges?
10.01

frank

B: “Can’t you fly this thing faster?! The Maldives are firing brah!!!! Bring me my https://uploads.disquscdn.c… Pineapples!”

Sean Connery

The only thing you are accomplishing is increasing your carbon footprint ya kook.

Picard Madeoff

Who cares about the surfing promo as I’m really happy Gravy cleaned himself up as I too debated cleaning up by going to rehab in the late 80s. But while pondering this idea on shrooms in the desert around Moab I determined that I’d make better drug contacts in rehab so I instead chose a life free of cocaine and a new road bike to get back into bike racing. As the great philosopher Steve McCroskey once said “I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue” and it worked until it didn’t…

Stick man

“How about some more coffee Johnny?”

Picard Madeoff

Had to come back this while loading up on coffee this AM…so many great lines in that movie!

Italo Post Heat Interview

Coming to Norway for 1 day in November and expecting surf is pretty bullish… In the north sunset is currently at 1.30pm so he better hurry

c4

Surfers are lazy, try running one marathon a day in all fifty states in fifty days.

Sean Connery

If I run two miles I feel like I have climbed mount everest which leads to celebrating which leads to drinking more calories than I just burned off.

c4

Haha, the guy that did it lives a few miles away from me and is always up on the trails.

https://marinmagazine.com/p…

Sean Connery

“Somehow, I found an old pair of sneakers, stripped to my shorts and, seven hours later, wound up in Half Moon Bay—I’d run 30 miles, straight through the night, to celebrate my 30th birthday.”

Guy is savage.

tim_nelsen

How Do You Support Your Family?

“Royalties from
my books; I also have a number of sponsorships and other places where
(my) writing appears and I do several keynote speeches every year, which
is fairly lucrative. Last year, I was on the road about 250 days. In
addition, don’t forget, Julie is a dentist in San Francisco. Also, on
January 20, we opened the Marin Yogurt Company in San Anselmo. It serves
organic frozen yogurt, coffee and healthy snacks like steel-cut oats
topped with sliced apples, cinnamon or honey. I keep busy (another
laugh).”

Picard Madeoff

The beauty of this roller coaster is we can rinse and repeat…BRAVO, I DO LOVE LIFE!

Picard Madeoff

I’d say a 3 day bender in Vegas is much harder.

c4

The trick with drinking is you have to do it every day.

Picard Madeoff

As my sober buddies tell me I was too weak to drink three straight days in a row much less become an alcoholic…

c4

It’s always the weekend warriors that end up crashing their cars on New Years Eve etc.

Picard Madeoff

THIS is why I never go out on NYE!

Local Sewage Pipe

Pretty sure a guy who is a surfer did that.


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