Canada’s surfer PM Justin Trudeau venerates Matthew Perry despite pair’s troubled past

"Who hasn't wanted to punch Chandler?" says telegenic fist-puppet of the global elite Justin Trudeau.

The surf exploits of Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, described as “the bastard love child of Fidel Castro and Trudeau’s schlong-gobbling whore of a mother” and “the telegenic fist-puppet of the global elite” have been well documented. 

Even  a cursory strolls through the pages of Google finds Trudeau referred to as “the global leader with the best surfing skills, regularly showing his skills and even rubbing those skills in everyone’s face.”

Two years ago, Justin Trudeau was savaged by the global press for skipping Canada’s first Truth and Reconciliation Day and taking a surf vacay to Tofino. 

Now, and following the sudden death of Friends star Matthew Perry, Justin Trudeau has taken to X to venerate the star and childhood friend. 

(Trudeau’s daddy, Pierre Trudeau, also a Canadian PM, hired Perry’s mama Suzanne as his press secretary.)

“Matthew Perry’s passing is shocking and saddening,” wrote Trudeau. “I’ll never forget the schoolyard games we used to play, and I know people around the world are never going to forget the joy he brought them. Thanks for all the laughs, Matthew.” 

These games included Matthew Perry and a pal beating hell out of the future PM.

“He was excelling in a sport that we weren’t, so it was pure jealousy,” Perry told Jimmy Kimmell in 2017. “He was the only kid in school that we could beat up. … I’m not bragging about this. This is terrible. I was a stupid kid. I didn’t want to beat him up…I think I was rather instrumental in him going to such great heights in becoming the Prime Minister. I think he said, ‘I’m going to rise above this and become Prime Minister.”