More like "Guinness-Gatekeeping!"
The surf world is now fully staggered as the duplicitousness, the deception of the World Surf League has been further revealed. Three days, Laura Enever, the “Angel from Narabeen,” was delivered a historic Guinness World Record for “largest wave ever paddle-in (female).” What should have been a glorious celebration of heroics has, instead, devolved into further proof of the “global home of surfing’s” evil ways.
The World Surf League, which took control of professional surfing in 2015 circa 1976, has done its very best to own and control every facet of this “Sport of Kings.” Champions suspended for speaking out.
A totalitarian power gobble not seen since Nicolae Ceaușescu insisted he owned Dracula.
Wanting cover for the, frankly disgusting, control, the World Surf League turns to respected organizations like the Guinness Book for cover.
The august beer maker, though, merely a pawn in a dark game.
For, according to the rules and regulations, probably world record waves must be delivered to Dublin via the World Surf League’s El Segundo veterinarian office in order to be considered.
Guinness-Gatekeeping
Per the bold fine print:
WSL SHALL REVIEW AND VERIFY SUBMISSIONS FOR BIG WAVE WORLD RECORDS. ONCE WSL HAS VERIFIED A SUBMISSION AS A POTENTIAL WORLD RECORD, IT SHALL BE SENT TO GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS™ FOR OFFICIAL VERIFICATION.
And…
WARNING: ANY ATTEMPT BY A SURFER OR ANY OTHER INDIVIDUAL TO DELIBERATELY UNDERMINE THE LEGITIMATE OPERATION OF THESE SUBMISSION PORTAL OR DAMAGE ANY WEBSITE ASSOCIATED WITH WSL OR UNDERMINE ITS LEGITIMATE OPERATION MAY BE A VIOLATION OF CRIMINAL AND CIVIL LAW, AND SHOULD SUCH AN ATTEMPT BE MADE, THE WSL RESERVES THE RIGHT TO PROSECUTE AND SEEK DAMAGES FROM ANY SUCH PERSON TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW.
Also, by law, not allowed to make fun of the WSL in submissions. All videos are judged by World Surf League paid “scientists” too.
Ominously, all of the “rules” have been disappeared.
Gatekeeping, or controlling access to something that should, by rights, be open, is considered a real modern faux pas. Racist and such. France’s Justine Dupont recently felt the World Surf League’s boot on her neck.
You might be next.
David Lee Scales and I spoke about all of this in greater depth on today’s weekly chat. We also discussed a surf podcast host who may or may not be anti-Jewish. Can you guess who?
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What will all the gatekeepers do if they are put out of work? I wonder if they have a union?
Israel is global cabal headquarters, the rothschilds own israel, they build it and has funded their evil persecutions, murders and land grabs.
Those are not jews, they are a zionist eugenecist cult. They are jesuits. They are Bilderberg / Club of Rome / WEF / UN / WHO… all these are their evil globalist NGO clubs.. they own the central banks, the fed, blackrock, vangaurd, state st etc..
They are the riggers of the wallstreets and the markets, and the media, and the big global indistries that have been weaponized against us like big pharma and big tech / media..
Just like all big global media entities, just like the big central bank / big global corp propaganda and censoring machine builtbto decieve, manipulate and program their cattle-folk. Just look at the murderous crimes with their deadly pLandemic and jabs💉🐑☠. The elite eugenecist depop club knew very wwll about everything incl those fraud PCR tests that they had already distributed around the globe well before the RELEASE of the “virus”.
Did WSL coerce and mandate the quackcine??
Wokeness is a marxist attack by these same eliye globalist cabal clowns.
Let the .05% of the population that a trannies start their own crappy sports league!
Problem solved…. but they dont want that.. they want to attack and demoralize.
Good luck CAN, AUS, NZ and even USA… CCP Chinafication is OTW full speed ahead.
Say NO to digital IDs along with its CBDCs and bs “vaccine passports!”
I listened to that episode of the podcast your caller referred too, in no way was the host being anti-Semitic, to suggest that much is just ridiculous. He was however taking a more balanced view of the situation. So weird how disagreeing with Israeli behavior has it’s own special name of discrimination yet anti-Arab behavior is just fine. Crazy world we live in.
Israel is global cabal headquarters, the rothschilds own israel, they build it and has funded their evil persecutions, murders and land grabs.
Those are not jews, they are a zionist eugenecists cult. They are jesuits. They are Bilderberg / Club of Rome / WEF / UN / WHO… all these are their eveil globalist NGO clubs.. they own blackroxk, vangaurd, state st etc..
They are the riggers of the wallstreets and the markets, and the media, and the big glibal indistries that have been weaponized like big pharma and big tech / media..
Fuck the wosl
The time has come for an independent collective to judge and score all their comps, give honest criticism, and post the ‘real’ results.
For instance, Sky TV has the ACC (Alternative Commentary Collective, a bunch of comedians) doing the Warriors Rugby League games here in NZ live on another channel while they have the straight commentary on the main game channel.
And it works really well.
It’d probably work without the wosl’s permission too (with an appropriate backer).
Let ’em put on a shitty show, and show it up for what it is…
BGYOUTUBELIVE
Agreed. Park a 14 foot viscount caravan on an abandoned fishing trawler at Chopes. Jed Smith commentating with no shade or water – just a week of kava to see him through.
When is Jeopardy on?
https://m.youtube.com/watch…
My favorite wave of Laura’s was that one she duck dived at Cloudbreak years ago.
This is seriously your most idiotic infatuation to date. First off, nobody gives a rats ass about the record since it doesn’t come close to the actual largest wave ridden. Additionally, you are talking about the same entity that awards contest victories for waves that are not ridden out, makes no fucking sense. Last, this is all a bunch of bullshit after the whole gender equality/equal pay crap that went down.