Kanoa Igarashi: A Man For All Seasons
If there has been one story capturing public attention in this pre-Olympic cycle, it is surely that of Teahupo’o and its fight to not become bulldozed by the international forces of greed. Anyone who has ever been to the tiny little village in France’s Polynesia knows what a gem it is. Quiet, friendly, unspoiled by tacky resorts or beach clubs. The wave breaking off the reef, a natural wonder, just icing on the cake. And so it is entirely understandable that the locals have been protesting Olympic organizer plans to erect a massive new aluminum structure where the current wooden judging tower exists.
Teahupo’o was, of course, chosen as the venue to host the surfing portion of the 2024 Paris games and initial celebration has since turned into calls for the powers that be to move somewhere else over the structure issue and incompetence.
Infobae, one of the world’s leading Spanish language publications, surmises the fight thusly:
Far from calm waters, the prelude to the second Olympic experience of the boards is damaged by a wave of noise surrounding the organization’s controversial project to remove the historic wooden control tower for the judges -used for the World Surf League- and install another aluminum one, larger (14 meters) and valued at 4.3 million euros, which the community of 1,500 inhabitants, surfers such as Matahi Drollet, Kanoa Igarashi, associations and various environmental NGOs point out as highly harmful to the coral reef and the marine wildlife and pressure to stop the execution.
Kanoa Igarashi Everything Everywhere All at Once
And did you catch that? Kanoa Igarashi a Teahupo’o local? And, I suppose, it should not surprise at all. Igarashi’s Man for All Seasons status now fully set. Surf fans know that the sitting Olympic silver medalist was born in Huntington Beach but surfs for Japan and lives in Portugal, where he is fluent in Brazil’s native tongue. Being a Teahupo’o local, though, the crowning jewel as only a small handful can actually claim that status.
My goodness gracious.
Though do you remember the once acclaimed director M. Night Shyamalan’s film Unbreakable starring Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson? In it, if I recall, Bruce Willis survived a train crash and realized he could not be hurt. Watching on TV was Samuel L. Jackson who got hurt all the time, bones made of glass. He had been looking for Willis, you see, knowing that the universe balances itself out. That if he existed all weak and fragile, the opposite must too.
Well, when my bros and I were regularly traveling around Yemen, Syria, Lebanon etc. during the early 2000s to the 2010s we would regularly stumble upon an Arab man with light skin and red hair. He existed in Damascus, in Aleppo, deep up the wadis of the Hawdramawt and looked more Scottish than anything. We would marvel at him, wondering what his life must be like this man without a country.
I was not smart, like M. Night Shyamalan, and did not consider looking for his opposite. Thankfully the universe brought him to me.
Kanoa Igarashi.
Wow.
Kanoa and his trowel, planting non native plants and saving coral reefs.
Quit leering at Igarashi you sad homos.
https://youtu.be/POe9SOEKotk
Rob O’Neill says that any redhead on the battlefield in a Muslim country is Chechen.
He also said that you should save the last bullet for yourself if you’re about to be overrun by them.
I digress.
Has anyone asked Lucy Small if Kanoa can identify as a Tea’a’Chopes’hupo local?
She seems to be the arbiter of such things.
I’ll say I’ve met red headed Arab bro so deep sticks Yemen there’s no way he could have possibly come from Caucuses.
If he’s not on any battlefield then he’s likely not Chechen.
Ka’ano’o’ah
Well he is Japanese, American and Portuguese already ….
Stoked to watch kanoa miss the mid year cut this year.
Lol, I’ve actually met the Arab redhead. He’s shiekh Mohamed al yacoubi, he’s actually Syrian morrocan, lived in California for like 20 years. It’s actually entirely possible he used to surf…
*In the voice of Turpel*
And now, your 2024 Bailey Ladder World Surf League Champion presented by Great Wall Motors, and reigning Olympic Gold Medalist, Kanoa Igaraaaaaaashhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Kanoa means “wall of broken claims” in Tahitian
Are we allowed to talk about the pipe masters? or will BG cancel us?
this place is like X, no one is ever permanently canceled.
Except B__ M_____, deservedly so.
It’s fun to laugh at the dweeb sometimes.
Bernie Madoff?
a continuum to the JOB blog…his red hair is everywhere and is the closest pro surfer to be supported by comedians…like us. he has years to go before being usurpted by whatever disease Bruce Willis has…also he won’t drown in his hot tub. JOB’s my gyro. vicarusly vicarious…
Can someone translate this for me?
shot an arrow into the sky and as it receded it skewed dead and dying actors, ripped thru a rally flag against doing drugs near the water, raised the attention of Save The Waves, poked a hole in the WSL greenwash factory and barely missed parting Jamie’s hair down the middle. and didn’t cost me a wooden nickel.
Fuck I’m glad I never took acid in my youth.
maybe try some laughing gas, bro!
Give him the brown acid.
I’m guessing you, DSS and Beef all took the same acid in the past as you seem to understand what each other is saying. I sure as hell have no idea what DSS posts mean.
I don’t try to make sense of him. He’s like the I Ching of surf commentary, but I suspect he leans far to the right.
there is no left or right, only ever widening circles. The world of DSS is full of pine tar, pollution machines, creative sandwich ingredients, and single fin pintails ridden at SoCal beach breaks hiding in plain sight.
Ask your doctor if LSD is right for you. Do not take LSD if you are allergic to LSD. Common side effects include intense spiritual experiences and bright colors. Less common effects include bending of space/time and out of body travel.
Kanoa is the new Rick Blaine.
Looks Mr. Camper misread the room so I’ll just repost DSS comment:
a continuum to the JOB blog…his red hair is everywhere and is the closest pro surfer to be supported by comedians…like us. he has years to go before being usurpted by whatever disease Bruce Willis has…also he won’t drown in his hot tub. JOB’s my gyro. vicarusly vicarious…
Meet me at The Blue Parrot.
casablanca or mex? no guns…
BEACHGRIT IGNORES SURF HISTORY
Surfings biggest moment in history went unnoticed on BeachGrit a couple of days ago when the troublesome gossip site ignored the fact that all three world famous Florence brothers were in the same heat in the Pipemasters.
Occasional Scottish comp writer-upperer JPCurry stated that he briefly watched a prior heat but changed channels after seeing an aerial while being assaulted by Makuakai Rothmans oddly pitched voice, oblivious to the well-publicised upcoming display from the world’s greatest ever surfing family that was about to take place.
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He was later spotted cooling off after a trip to his sponsors in-house tattooist…
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gonna need a bigger cooler…
BG making a lot of very loud statements by omission lately!
Kanōa
I’m confus-ed. Are you doing the reverse psychology thing here?
The fine defenders of Teahupo’o should team up with Erik Logan to fight this takeover battle as he is surely bored and in need of meaningful activity. Speaking of Elo, I sat across the aisle from his oh so pretty boi On shoe, Oakley prescription glass and Lululemon wearing body double last night on a flight out of SNA. Unless of course if was him and he has put on some gut weight and has a blonde travel companion these days…
as a sneaker fan can’t help but have noticed that the on shoe seems to have become the official shoe of airport travelers everywhere … don’t love it, don’t hate it, just an observation.
I can finally afford some custom Nike’s. Problem is I can’t bend over far enough to slip ’em on, much less tie ’em. Does Van’s make sandals with bottle openers?
They got you https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
raised sole but no arch support…tho my stature is raised from 5’7″ to 5’9″…
pretty soon we’ll all be drinking twist offs and wearing slip ons and reading AI generated stories while waiting for our next wave pool session with our 3-D soft top pop outs crafted to mimic Devon H’s universally perfect mid dimensions.
and stub a toe…
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Agreed. I am not worthy of ON shoes and was wearing my bought on sale, moldy and slightly sand encrusted Vans UltraRange EXO Shoes with Superfeet inserts as the stock footbeds are garbage.
Good choice. My Sk8 hi all terrains are my go to summer mountain hiking shoe, although wonder how long my aging feet will last before having to ditch fashion considerations altogether and go to Hokas full time.
Seems like when flying out of LA, everyone would look like ELO.
True and even more true out of Orange County