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Swellnet (pictured) looking.
Swellnet (pictured) looking.

Australian surf forecasting giant Swellnet back in the news for lewd and rude “uninvited peeping”

Extremely obscene.

You’d think men would have learned their lesson by now. Permission must, clearly and specifically, be granted for any amorous activity to commence. But no. All sorts of cretins continue uninvited ogling, pinching, cat calling. Chief amongst them, and completely out of line, is Australian forecasting giant Swellnet.

Two years ago, the surf conjuring website “decided to strong-arm the public by erecting cameras pointing toward cherished once-secret waves while also brutally censoring opposition on its various pages.” The move was criticized, at the time, though Swellnet’s C-Suite executives declared they would win over the opposition.

Two years on, the campaign has appeared to have failed.

Australia’s ABC news is reporting:

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The furore over the camera — which is discreetly attached to a private home overlooking the Winki Pop surf break at Bells Beach on Victoria’s Surf Coast — centres on privacy fears and now involves a petition of 2,500 signatures bolstered by a local surf group and an academic report.

Those who oppose the camera say it breaches people’s right to privacy and is in conflict with the rules and values surrounding Bells Beach being a Surfing Recreation Reserve, which includes a ban on commercial activity without a permit.

The Winki Pop camera can also only be accessed by those with a subscription to online surf forecast company Swellnet for a price of $10 a month, which has led to accusations from some locals of “filming public activity for private gain”.

Like revenge porn.

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A petition which began circulating three weeks ago, demanding Swellnet take the naughty peeper away, already has, as stated, 2500 signatures and very much dividing the community.

Darren Noyes-Brown from the Surf Coast branch of the Surfrider Foundation said the camera was a “violation of the core values.

Deakin University senior criminology lecturer Monique Mann said, “There’s a clear need here for further research to guide regulatory governance but ultimately, given that this camera has been installed in the absence of any community consultation or social license, there’s an argument for it to be removed.”

Sarah Reid works in a surf shop in Torquay and said, “A lot of people want to surf Bells Beach because it’s iconic, but it’s not a learner’s wave. If I can look at the camera at Winki Pop, I know I can send them somewhere safer or know that if they are absolutely set on Bells, I can check if it’s safe and let them know what to expect.” And added, “If it’s a privacy issue or a surveillance issue it’s absolute rubbish because they’re little black ants in the distance at Winki Pop. It’s [the camera] doing a service to the community. If someone wants to put a camera on their house that’s their agenda, I have no dramas with it. Bring on the cameras. I think it’s really funny that people signing the petition don’t surf, can’t surf or can’t get waves.”

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Swellnet’s Stu Nettle, meanwhile, is back at headquarters, face pressed to computer screen beaming the illicit Winki images, drooling.

Extremely obscene.

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Against the Grain

Sarah Reid, checking the surfcam and sending European kooks to the most prestigious and advanced wave on the coast. What an absolute peanut. ‘People signing the petition don’t surf’, and ‘can’t get waves’. Goes to show how little this moron knows and how business $$ can influence a persons views.

Get rid of it. Real surfers know when the surf is good and when winki will be firing or even surfable. Kooks and blow ins from out of town are the only ones that need it, and are the ones that clog the lineup with their incompetence. Oh, and also those that go hire soft top boards wanting to surf a wave way out of their league.

xo

Capt Sensible

4th generation retard by sound of it.

Capt Sensible

Surf cams and Surf schools both are fucked.

tim_nelsen

what color are you? do you smoke? i’d walk a mile for a camel red…

Brutus

been using Brutus for 10 yrs or more..sad but true….we all have been here for awhile…..so not dropped in it at all….

Brutus

haha sarah…yep us key board warriors are all over here on BG…bit of a brutal group of key board warriors……having said that when I read,”Sarah Reid Bio- Started surfing in 2020. Works at Surf, Dive, and Ski. On her days off to make some extra cash she loves to give private surf lessons so she can show people all of the oceans healing powers. Her favorite surfboard is 9’6″ custom tri fin longboard with a pink resin tint and leash. Loves a good Matcha but coffee is too strong for her. PETA member since 2008.”
you know I am old school, so my opinion is negative on Surf forecasting/Cam loving business’s…….
a word of caution on forums , be ready for any of your comments to appear on the front page of any paper….in other words , anything that you write here is public!

tim_nelsen

rock the casbah or midnight in the oasis…love Maria…no camels.

Mapski

She is a FOURTH GENERATION LOCAL, unlike that blow in Brutus. Show some respect.

Happy Camper

I’m the great and powerful Oz.

Brutus

Dr?

Surfer

So Beach Grit please tell me why you dont crucify Surfline (Coastalwatch) for putting up a camera that also looks into Winki. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Happy Camper

Um. Good Point.

JSC

Winkipop is a “sceret spot”?

Who knew?

Sean Connery

#triggered

Happy Camper

Grrrrrrrrr. you are little tigress, aren’t you?
Love it.

and no, not a threat.
it’s actually a Jonah Hill line from Night at The Museum Battle of the Smithsonian.

Happy Camper

Oh, you are lovely.
Want to go camping?

Brutus is the one and only Maurice Cole.

Happy Camper

I was going to comment that if the camera is on private property, it’s no one’s business what they do with it. At least that’s what I tell my neighbor.

But now after reading the Sarah Reids replies below I must comment: this chick rocks.

Sassy, salty and full of gumption.
I’d definitely go camping with her.

Happy Camper

Hi Sarah,
You don’t really know who you’re addressing when replying to Brutus, do you?
May want to take that attitude and turn it waaaayyyyyyyy down.

Brutus

one person talks about preserving and protecting, the other who has just moved into town, talks about sending customers from the shop she works in to Winki and Bells by looking at the camera, she should try looking at the beach…..and people signing the petition , don’t surf, can’t surf or can’t get waves…….wow….
just for the record Brutus has been banned on Swillnet, for his views on Religion/Indigenous affairs and I mentioned the cam once….

deeks

Getting banned from swine net is a big tick in my book..upvote initiated.

tim_nelsen

if you watch surfcasts you realize that you and me need more compassion, empathy, coach’s training…and new seasonal skeds…need 10 boards tomorrow~

blindboy

Ha ha one up on you Brutus. I banned them.

channelbottom

I used to use the St. Andrews golf course camera to check the surf.
It was controllable and you could pan over to East Sands (where they filmed the running scenes in Chariots of Fire) and get an idea of the slop that was coming in off the North Sea.

Edit: Just checked and sadly it doesn’t appear to be controllable any longer.

Gil Gunderson

As an 8yo that knew nothing about golf, I picked up a golf ball from the path and attempted to return it into play for fellas. They were horrified! Welcome to St. Andrews! Mum and Dad saw the funny side.

channelbottom

Fucking golfers. Pack of wankers.

Happy Camper

Gophers!

Gil Gunderson

Swellnet presents ‘Winki! Raw and uncut’. Are you paid up? Well get ready! Gaping holes, foamy balls, blown takeoffs, leg spasming long rides and longer than average mid-lengths! Even the grumpiest of local sitting in the corner won’t be able to resist waxing up!


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