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Simmers (left) and Mamiya (right) on top of the world. For now.
Simmers (left) and Mamiya (right) on top of the world. For now.

“Rampant inferno of youth” rages hot as Caity Simmers, Barron Mamiya deliver Pipeline show for the ages!

Proved, once again, that only an arena like Pipeline should be considered as having the gladiatorial potential to decide world titles.

Our time here is measured by a clock of blood. A maddening metronome of existence.

How to best use our time is the question that drives us.

Is it enough to do one thing? What will that be? How long will it take? And will the time you pour into it, the hours and days and years pounding in that clock of blood, will they be worth it in the end?

“I wish I could make the argument that a river/and a sunset plus a calm disregard of the ego/are enough,” begins Jim Moore’s poem, Fear and Love.

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I’ve kneaded these lines over and over. Whipped and folded and tossed them. And then left them to sit, in the vain hope they crystallise into an argument I can make. Because I want to believe the simple things are enough, I really do.

But they aren’t. Not for most of us.

Nothing‘s ever enough. Not wealth or love. Not beauty or success.

There are only moments. Snapshots in your mind that might assemble into a loose collage of hope. Imperfect, fragmented.

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And there are days. Days when you can believe there’s something worth pursuing. Your enemies or addictions, meeting your dreams head on in a cacophony of bliss.

There are even days when the frivolity of surfing competition becomes something worth remembering. Something transitory yet beautiful, moments that might live forever but will never be repeated.

Today was one of those days.

Today was held by the rampant inferno of youth. Men and women at the aching threshold of desire, untainted by the weight of lived experience.

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As per my brief, I don’t often mention the women, but today I can’t not.

We witnessed surfing history today. We witnessed a quantum leap in women’s surfing.

If the best the WSL can do is have Felicity Palmateer and Laura Enever giggle through it, or have it lost in the mush of Turpel’s neverending stream of superlatives, then let’s recognise it unequivocally here.

Today a line was drawn in the sand of Ehukai Beach Park. On one side exists all that has gone before in the history of women’s professional surfing; on the other stands Caitlin Simmers and Molly Picklum.

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The performances of these two girls, one just eighteen, the other twenty-one, were nothing short of era defining. For those on the other side of this line it might well be a chasm. The distance between the women we saw today and everything that has gone before has never seemed so vast.

“Pipeline for the fuckin’ girls,” were Simmers’ first words following her victory.

Whether it had political, pointed intent or was simply the flaming impetuousness of youth and adrenalin hardly matters, but it certainly functioned as both.

As a political statement it was note perfect. Put us into these waves, it said. Stop mollycoddling us. Stop paying lip service to equality yet holding us down at every turn. Stop pretending we’re equal to the men but sending us out in substandard conditions. Give us proper waves, proper Pipe. Forget all you think you know about women’s surfing.

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Let us fuckin’ show you what the girls can do!

She’ll probably get fined, such as things are within the staid, puritan idiocy of the WSL, and once again they’ll bite the hand that feeds them.

If they were wise, they’d realise that these girls, Picklum and Simmers in particular, are heroes of a new age. They should do everything in their power to give them the stage they deserve.

As for the men, they put on a decent show, too.

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You might argue that such a spectacular finals day means that the WSL are vindicated. That the litany of gaffes and fuck-ups that led us here – cancelling the competition because it was “too big”, sending men and women out in paltry conditions – can be swept under the rug.

Competition ended as a resounding success at the final hour, right? Phew. Wipe the sweat from our brow and move on the next one, all is forgiven.

But you’d be wrong.

Everything that happened today was in spite of the WSL. It was a day carried by the athletes and the waves. A day marked by the unextinguished, undeniable verve of youth, dreams and commitment.

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If anything, all today did was gaslight the WSL in their fumblings of this shimmering sport they so often conspire to dullness.

It proved once again that only an arena like Pipeline should be considered as having the gladiatorial potential to decide world titles.

As a venue for elite competition, Lower Trestles looks like a limp joke next to Pipeline. Having it conscripted to the front of the schedule where the reigning world champion can opt out is criminally inadequate and certainly doesn’t serve the fans, nor the athletes willing to commit to the world’s most challenging waves.

It proved that the very best athletes, the ones with the power to carry sports leagues, want to be challenged. Mamiya was vocal in his displeasure of not being allowed to compete on the day that never was. I’m certain Florence wanted to surf.

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And on evidence of today, I’m absolutely certain the two women’s finalists would have too. The best of the best want the big days, the wild days, the challenging days. To deny them this is an egregious failure of duty.

But it’s true that at least today the production, the punditry, all of it was dulled to an unobtrusive hum amidst the blaze of young athletes at their zenith.

It’s also true that the right men were in the final, but aside from the Florence vs Fioravanti quarter, all the match-ups were shamefully one-sided.

Barron Mamiya tripled the score of Jordy Smith in their quarter final. He more than doubled the score of Connor O’Leary in the semi. Two of his throwaway scores, 7.83 and 8.50, would have beaten O’Leary’s heat total of 7.43.

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John Florence steamrollered Ian Gentil in the other semi, 16.10 vs 7.16. It never looked like a competition.

Fine, it happens. Especially when guys are in rhythm with a place they know so well, as Mamiya and Florence were. But you can’t help feeling cheated that we didn’t get to see battles against the likes of Robinson and Medina, denied the opportunity because of the decision not to run the competition on the best day.

In the final, Mamiya took the win against Florence with a perfect score in his sixteen point total. It must’ve been a dreamlike scenario for the local prodigy. A ten-point ride at your local break, against the incumbent local legend.

 

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“Without John, I wouldn’t be who I am,” said Mamiya graciously.

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“I’ve watched John surf out here every single day. Watching him is how I learned to get barrelled. I give him lots of credit for the way I surf.”

Several times he said of his ten: “I didn’t think I was coming out.”

He had slipped into that magic realm that only he can return to, and only in the soft grip of dreams. Moments that will never abandon him.

Fairytale stuff.

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It had taken a long time to get here, Mamiya said.

At just twenty-four years old I might refute his concept of time, and he can’t possibly know enough. But this was followed by prescience, and the recognition that moments are all we have, all that we can hold. “I’ll never forget this day for the rest of my life,” he said. “These moments are the ones that’ll live forever.”

Caitlin Simmers seemed even more tuned into this sense.

“This is always the weird part,” she said. “You’re like, oh you did it and now what?”

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And in this lies the beautiful tragedy of life.

Mamiya and Simmers have already achieved their dreams, but the dreams must keep expanding. Even though they’ve reached heights we never will, it still won’t be enough.

They’ll still wake up tomorrow and need something to pursue, just as we will. Otherwise, what are we doing here?

John Florence knows this. He didn’t state explicitly that winning a world title was deflating, but that was the clear subtext. When he became champion, he realised it was the process of getting there he missed. You became addicted to this process, he seemed to suggest. You love the moments, not the outcome.

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I think we’re always looking for truth. Even in a sport happening on the other side of the world, in a context and level most of us will never understand, finding threads of universal truth is important.

Even John Florence hears the clock of blood.

Today the ticking may have been interrupted by youth and fire and dreams. But tomorrow, for Simmers, for Mamiya, and for us, it will only get louder.

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Elizabeth Montalbano

The only real bummer of finals day was how the waves didn’t provide as many opportunities in both finals and they did throughout the day. It would have made for a better show and allowed for a proper trade-off of wave after wave in both finals, equaling the playing field. However, in the end, the winners both deserved it and it was an amazing day. Betty Lou Sakura also deserves massive congratulations as she put on a terrific show and arguably may well have beaten Molly in the best heat of the whole contest on either side.

Shredy Kruger

Equity= Same Pay, Same Title. Equality= We Are All Equally Good at the Same Thing. Now You See Da Pilikia!

DJ SEAWEED

Well written beautiful piece. I read and write at a fourth grade level so it’s hard to get through sometimes with all the big words you use but lovely peace thank you JP.

Shane Durian

Well that, good sir, was well writ. Good on you for straying off your brief and paying more attention to the day of days for women’s competitive surfing. It really was incredible.

Here’s hoping Mamiya keeps using his platform to throw not-so-subtle shade on the WSL’s wack calls. Someone said in the comments on day 1 that he’s the closest thing we have on the tour to AI right now, and I didn’t see it at the time. I kinda see it now.

tim_nelsen

can you resend it? for further revievx…National Lampoon…Betty Crocker?

david fffff

Good write up, no dedicated paragraph to Mamiya’s new cooler though? Joe weeps somewhere.

Lemon Next to the Pie

Hard to beat “foam is water and air…”

tim_nelsen

but his Uncle crushed it~

Pauly Matt War-Shore

This writeup would have heaps more comments had Pip not bailed out. Nice work, Japes. Japery. The Jape Dawg.

Waterproof Polo

Nice JP. Has Pip really pulled the pin? Can’t do yesterday dirty like that. He must have had a chat with Goaty, ” Wait til there is big news and the Wsl has a win, then, drop da bomba”

Chazz Michael Michaels

He absolutely has. Couldn’t seem more locked in. Must’ve cut the bit I wrote about that.

Elizabeth Montalbano

For sure! Too bad the waves fizzed out a bit in the final with Barron. A few more trade-offs of proper and not-clamping set waves would’ve been epic.

Cannabis-Creativity

Great piece. Love when JP goes existential. Speaking of, a little Dennis Miller, pre-Monday Night Football:

“I’ve never been a real Star Trek fan but I’ve always admired the phaser as a weapon. Seemed a little limited though – there’s only two functions, either stun or kill.

I always thought they should have had a more existential setting…like maybe one for…melancholy.

(Shoots phaser at Dr. McCoy, who pauses for effect. His mood transformed after being hit by the phaser, he puts hands over weary face):

“Christ Jim, I gotta get off this planet…
This space shit just doesn’t make sense anymore…what are we doing with our fucking lives?…I need a day job.”

tim_nelsen

don’t veam anybody up scotty…let Danno book em

Chief Hot stuff

Dont leave out betty loo, she was just as good.

SlickSaintNik

If someone would have bet me 5 years ago that one day JP would be singing the praises of the women, I’d be paying up right about now

Chazz Michael Michaels

I don’t think I’ve ever talked them down?

Bertleman

I feel like BLSJ is getting left out of this “historical” conversation a little unfairly. I get that Molly’s 10 was groundbreaking and her character and willing-to-charge nature is a better story but looking at Betty’s waves she was right there with the two haoles and her final pipe wave in the semi probably should have been the score. Either way it was sick to watch

Sofa Surfer

“As a political statement it was note perfect. Put us into these waves, it said. Stop mollycoddling us. Stop paying lip service to equality yet holding us down at every turn. Stop pretending we’re equal to the men but sending us out in substandard conditions. Give us proper waves, proper Pipe. Forget all you think you know about women’s surfing.”

Yes, this directed at the WSL. But also more, I think. In every post heat interview Caity told us she could not get practice waves at Pipe. Has she now earned a place in the lineup? I sure hope so, because I can’t wait to see what it looks like when she has more access.

Mcsippa

these are the days of our lives,,,,,

Skippy

Dude, you said last year you didn’t have time to get to the ladies but now that they’re a great story you do? Let Jen have some shine bro.

Chazz Michael Michaels

Can’t just ignore history.

John Wayne

Great summation JP but do not forget BLSJ. She deserves equal credit. She sent it as well.

Chazz Michael Michaels

Toledo out! No shit, the Sunset forecast plus what happened yesterday, plus all the backlash has been too much.

I wonder if that means he’s bowing out of the Olympics too?

This really doesn’t do him any favours. Unless he plans to spend a year surfing heavy left reefs, which I’m sure he half-does, but I think it’s well established that the mental barrier is just too great!

c4

Chas Smith, a monster.

Jimmy the Saint

He never seemed scared of big deep water waves, just shallow waves. Doubt he is worried about sunset

Occ Topus

I don’t know about that. There’s big and then there’s really big. The forecast is for the latter. Pip would be hesitant at best. Combine that with the topic of conversation being is Pipeline cowardice, and it’s no surprise he dropped out. The pressure was more than he could bear. Maybe he’ll spend the rest of the year learning to charge heavy waves.

Com Turren

I’d like to think I caused that by ordering some of these

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Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Maybe he’s telling us all to look at the moon?

Yesterday you saw the moon
from the operating table
where they were about to cut you.
Look! you demanded, and the surgeon bent and turned
to see it from your angle,
knife in hand.

NEGATRON

Talk about raining on your article. Slater move!

Wooly Hats Againts Bombs

Haven’t read it yet but sure it’s brilliant – BUT news just in – Pip has withdrawn from the 2024 season!

Chazz Michael Michaels

A joke, surely?!

Jimmy the Saint

Maybe we were too hard on him

c4

Where did you hear that?

Edit: checked is IG you’re right.

Jimmy the Saint

Instagram

c4

Yes

Chazz Michael Michaels

Fuuuuuckkkkk. Just seen it! Madness!

Wooly Hats Againts Bombs

Fulll onnn. Ultimate Slater move. Attention shifted to Simmers/Molly, Pip pulls it right back

Gelato Pickle

Wow – and the world title’s back up for grabs.

Com Turren

and he’s also said the WSL has already given him the 2025 season wildcard. I guess Joao is gonna be shit out of luck


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