"Burn, Bethany, burn!"
It would, and maybe should, be thought that Bethany Hamilton could do no wrong. The Kauai-based professional surfer needs no introduction. Her bravery and poise after losing an arm to a tiger shark at 13-years-old, is the stuff of legend. Hamilton went on to surf and inspire, coming as close to superhero as modern humanity has.
And yet, somehow, she has become a lightning rod. Her stance on sporting transes likely set off a snarling opposition and now, I guess, her partnership with shark deterrent bracelet (or anklet) Sharkbanz.
The mother of four took to Instagram, three days ago, in order to share that, “Sharkbanz are designed to help you overcome your fear of sharks 🦈 and to minimize the risk!
Thus opening the floodgates of rage.
Commenters denounced her for “capitalizing on fear” following the horrific attack in Florida wherein a young girl lost an arm and a leg. Others slammed her for “those scam bracelets that supposedly give some good vibes in your life.” An underwater photographer sneered that Sharkbanz are “great for a false sense of security,” adding that an underwater photographer friend hand fed sharks while wearing one.
On and on and on it went and my goodness gracious. I understand making light fun of Sharkbanz technology (read here) but tarring and feathering the courageous Bethany Hamilton?
What have we become?
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“Capitalizing On Fear”
The GOP motto.
lithium heart pacer…
took chris to work…
meeting w/ battery bob
with a patent for auto acid battery
recycling…build plant, monetize…
pursued his progress and gathered funds
20 years later…
“Chris. Here’s Bob’s number…need more lithium…
heal me asshole~
“you kid’s are adreived from coral~
donater…spread the message ‘ round…The Ocaean by Chris Dixon
In Colombia if you’re blonde they call you “mono”, which is Spanish for Monkey.
they called me surfista rubia
Like Monty Python’s Black Knight, if, despite Sharkbanz, a shark takes Bethany’s remaining arm, does she move Sharkbanz to her ankle and get right back out there?
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cali Div of Forestry is lead. no Redwoods were harmed during this re-run of Gunsmokes
Chonga – banchong
Chongo – monkey
I know this , I’ve form
I might be missing the point but isn’t it somewhat too late beth?
Bit like having Sasha advertising jock straps
I’m a shark who doesn’t identify as a fish. What am I?
Whale shark
The internet sucks and Bethany doesn’t.
Nature is cruel. Bethany isn’t.
Come on, Bethany. Shark attacks don’t really happen. Stop scaring people.
Point 1: I have a sexual infatuation with Sharks. Sharks are creeped out by me, and keep their distance. Let that be a lesson.
Point 2: Bethany Hamilton can actually make a baby inside of her, because she is a Natural, Biological Woman.
Now, go and yell at the sky.
Interesting use of the word Chongo. Is he calling you a prostitute, a bun, or an asshole? Granted, I’m not a spanglish speaker.
Short for banchong , Derek’s favourites
Do they come in rainbow?
I’ll believe the Stones wrote a song about rainbows…and yes they do come in rainbows.
That was Kermit the Frog or Israel Kamakawiwoʻole or somebody. Maybe it was Jordan Peterson.
My man Kermit!
For a one-arm stand?
^^^Good one 😂!!^^^
Good one what? One arm?
insert kid blowin bubbles~
I have one of these. I never use it, my mom bought it for me ages ago. I bet it would work great if you were surfing a beach with a bunch of Stingrays and maybe some small sharks but I bet that thing is gunna be hitting a great whites tonsils before the shark feels anything if it even works at all
Definitely a money grab because we all know all she needs is her WWJD bracelet to keep her out of harms way.
Unless, like her missing arm, losing another appendage is “part of God’s plan.”
The big man always works in mysterious ways.
my female pipe organ cactus is flowering…my smell is good…”what’s yer name gal?” Goldey..
big ladders that may/or not reach the top of the cross
Bethany Harmilton