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Kelly Slater weighs on surf champ Filipe Toledo’s Olympic Games choke, “It’s something mentally in his head.”

“To have him lose to a guy that no one knows about…that would be a shock to people who don’t surf.”

You know the Wall of Positive Noise has been breached when Kelly Slater starts hitting BeachGrit talking points. 

In this case, the remarkable story of Filipe Toledo, the two-time world champ whose struggle to overcome what appears to be a terrific fear of Teahupoo has been a cause célèbre on these pages since Toledo’s zero heat point total in the autumn of 2015. 

But all that was set to change when Toledo stunned the world with an almost-perfect 9.67 ride at the Paris 2024 Games at Teahupoo, the Brazilian exhibiting all those skills surf fans knew he had but were kept under wraps either by fear or a desire to create an air of mystery coming into the Olympic Games.

Filipe Toledo, who surged into gold medal favouritism after the wave, was deservedly thrilled with the result and posted 25 different angles of the wave on his Instagram account, as did his former pro surfer-daddy Ricardo. 

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The knives came out for Toledo, however, when the surf hit an epic six-to-ten feet, heroics abounding from Morocco’s Ramzi Boukhaim to Brazil’s Joao Chianca to Brazil’s Gabriel Medina and Australia’s Jack Robinson, and Toledo barely rode a wave. 

“With all sincerity, I hope he is ok, because I can scarcely imagine a greater swing from high to low,” wrote JP Currie. 

“Yesterday, his demons had been vanquished, silenced and sent back to that dark chamber in the pit of his soul. Today, they are back upon his shoulder, wailing and cackling into the shot blood of his eyeballs.

“And I fear that when it’s all said and done, it won’t be two world titles and some of the most dynamic surfing ever done that is Filipe Toledo’s legacy, but simply a handful of waves he refused to paddle for.” 

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And that might’ve been it, of course, as the Toledo-Teahupoo dynamic is rarely discussed in the polite circles of surf media where access is traded for acquiescence.

Yesterday, howevs, in swung the great Barton Lynch and his pal of thirty years Kelly Slater, two men who aren’t afraid to storm the citadel of accepted opinion, and they didn’t hold punches when it came to Toledo’s choke against Japanese minnow Reo Inaba. 

“I feel for Filipe,” says Kelly Slater, who describes Toledo as the most talented surfer in the world although with the important caveat “in small waves.”

“I’ve surfed against him out there (Teahupoo). I had a heat with him when it was pretty big a couple years ago… I don’t know what it is. I think it’s just like something mentally in his head. I don’t think he thinks he’s going to die. It’s just he’s got some kind of block there.”

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Slater pointed out Toledo didn’t seem to have the same fear at Pipe recalling another heat where Toledo nearly threaded an epic eight-foot Backdoor drainer.

Still, nowhere quite like Teahupoo.

“To have him lose to a guy that no one knows about,” continued Slater. “You know, Rio Inaba is not a well-known name in the surf world. So, that would be a big shock to people who don’t surf to see that heat and to see who the multi time world champion just lost to.”

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tim_nelsen

straight to comments. “Kelly should have his IG account suspended. But not before we read some of the Brazzie’s hot takes?” And drug test all of ’em and KS.

Wotusay

Slater’s tactics always include a good mindfuck.

K0o_o0K

No doubt Ricardo’s finger hovering over the ‘block and report’ button right now. That’s some shallow reef you’re surfing, mr slater.

Hippy

Dude needs a sports psychologist

AI (for ever) .

Well if it wasn’t in pips head before it’s definitely fuckin with his mind now!

Sean Connery

I was doing some research and think Toledo suffers from BBS. Baby Ball Syndrome. Other sufferers include George Costanza, Eric Trump, Don Jr. Trump, the cast of Vanderpump rules, and Caledon Hockley (Rose’s fiance in the Titanic).

Hippy

Golf clap

Abscessed Llama

Outstanding! Chas may of had small case of BBS back in the Goggans blood feud era..

Dogsnuts

Pip est feint et il nest pas un Lion!!
Xox

bob

Has it taken you this long to trudge through the punishment of this pod Derek?

Gil Gunderson

Suuuure, when Kelly says it, it’s like “ooooo yeah”. But when we say it below the line, we’re cunts!

Nah, we just be cunting lol

bob

*cunting

Gil Gunderson

Fuck, thanks 😘

Stick man

Let’s get *cunting in the 2028 olympics!

KnostMalone

Good Will Cunting

Noncompetitor

Can’t wait for Fil to roast Kelly at small Cloudy in a week’s time

astro

heh, I laughed my arse off when our multi-world champ got his arse kicked by an unknown Tahitian kid named kauli.

AI (for ever) .

I thought he was Japanese?

astro

Ha, I meant that it was ironic that Slats is criticizing pip when exactly the same happened to him. But I guess you can sweep that loss under the carpet when you’re a goat n all.

Bleachbod

Pretty sure Raygun could’ve topped Felipe on that fateful Monday. The kangaroo girl showed way more commitment on the big stage

deeks

Toledos new surf coach.
Wipe your feet on the Belly mat
at the door


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