A simpler time.
Tonight, at 6 pm sharp PST, Republican presidential nominee Donald J. Trump and Democratic presidential nominee Kamala Harris will take the stage in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania in order to present their vision for the future of America. Surfers from Ocean Pacific to Ocean Atlantic will likely have one eye on the television, noting policy differences, etc. and the other on the phone wherein the notable surf personality, Kelly Slater best friend and former bandmate, Peter King will undoubtedly be providing commentary and insight.
Cracking the seal early, King, who is as famous for his man-on-the-street verite interviews as his powerful backside hack, took to the public square in order to wax nostalgic about a gentler time.
“Remember when we treated the flu with chicken soup, saltines and warm tea instead of communism?” he sighed to his over 100k followers, signing off with MAHA.
The new acronym, a cousin of MAGA, stands for Make America Healthy Again and was introduced to the world by Amber Rose who became very famous for dating Kanye West. In a playful video, Rose is heard asking “Who wants a shake?” The camera pans to Robert F. Kennedy Jr, who recently endorsed Trump, shrugging and performing the dance sensation Harlem Shake. Rose then says, “no silly,” and points to a blender filled with fruits and vegetables.
The sentiment mostly the same as King’s though without a nod to an economic ideology that went mostly out of vogue in the 1990s.
A simpler time.
Flu season is, anyhow, almost upon us once more and how do you treat the aches and pains, fever and chills? I like to pretend to be tough and gut it out but, in reality, laze in bed and whine.
MANTA.
Making America Needlessly Theatrical Again.
fair enough – short version is that P King was founding member of a christian ‘surf pop’ band in the 90s that got some traction in the world of christian rock.
I take no delight in being the one to educate you, but https://www.crossrhythms.co.uk/articles/music/Dakoda_Motor_Co_The_Californian_group_making_sunny_surf_pop/40367/p1/
simpler times for simple people
not a Dakoda Motor Co fan, I take it??
Fk, did u have to mention the orange nut job ? pass the popcorn here we go
MUPPET
Make Umerica Piss Purple Diethyl Ether
He can’t dig up better because it doesn’t exist. It’s just another in an exhaustive list of utterly stupid maga talking points.
yes but chicken soup for all , is that communistic leanings???
The holier than thou schtick gives you a spider monkey aura. Very linguini arm-ish
53% corporate tax rate will invariably lead to stagnation.
We’re not trying now to rebound from a costly WWII, nor are we trying to fund an escalating Vietnam.
most small businesses are pass through taxation (LLC’s) and the members are taxed at individual income rates, so corp tax rate not really about small guys — and the big guys are hiding it all in Ireland
but they weren’t peaceful
are there any peaceful merrycans???
Only on Christmas
and why is that do ya think?
Would never vote for that deadbeat Trump. Look up what he did to all of the contractors that built the Taj in Atlantic City. My old man had a contract for a piece of the electrical install and got .30 on the dollar when all was said and done. He did it to every one of the trades on that project and lots of other ones. That’s about as low as it gets.
No. These continuing resolutions are ridiculous. And asking for concessions is politics
Making smoothies with fruit and veg is actually not very good for you, as it breaks down all the cell walls, allowing all the sugars to be available at once.
I used to think they were great, then learnified.
Doesn’t chewing break down cell walls too?
yeah but less efficiently and slower. lets the sugars get released much more slowly. We’ve evolved to eat fruit n veg by chewing, not pre-masticating to a puree and necking it.
the sidewalk in front of the church.
there’s nothing objectionable about removing dirty rioters to accomplish that.
Ol’ Gil makes vegetable soup every Sunday for the fams. Organic, farm grown, single source, all natural, hand picked veggies.
Doesn’t stop the three mini Gil’s from picking up every bloody bug known to man while they’re at school. They’re basically human petri dishes. Serves them right for whinging about veggie soup. Maybe they should actually eat some. Punks.
This is more confusing than usual. Isn’t the best cure for the flu bone broth?
Ohhh I see… bone broth is very popular in Vietnam which is a communist country. Chicken soup however… wait let me check google… What? China or Poland? No that doesn’t make any sense either. No, I got nothing.
who’s bones…maybe we could use the bones from Springfield??
Wouldn’t be the first question I’d ask to explore the communism – chicken soup dichotomy. But who knows, there’s the infamous CIA backing of Duvalier to stem the potential spread of “communism” in Haiti. Is Peter warning us about the dangers of an unchecked “deep state”? And what about Springfield? Pro communist or pro chicken soup? Confusing times!
Imagine saying heres our best candidate
Kamala Harris.
Tells you everything.
No. Did it deserve to be burnt to the ground? Should we not protect historical landmarks that help remind us of some troubled aspects of our history?