"Dave Grohl has been jealous for ages about Jordyn’s hot tennis coach...”
Surf instructors have long enjoyed time at the very top of the sexy fantasy pyramid. Bronzed, toned, surfy, teaching unhappy middle aged women the joy of stoke and shred and barrel. Many romantic comedies include scenes featuring an otherwise honorable lady falling hard for her yummy surf instructor. Some romantic dramas too. Surf instructors fill the pages of Harlequin books, maintain OnlyFans accounts and otherwise take for granted that they fill illicit dreams at night. Golf pros etc. nowhere near the sensual power of the surf instructor.
Even the likes of Shakira unable to resist. Also Ellie Goulding.
Until now, that is.
For you are certainly aware of the troubles rock n’ roller Dave Grohl has suddenly found himself in. Last week, the axeman admitted to father a baby outside of his 20-odd year marriage. The shock was met with an onslaught of relatively unflattering stories of the 55-year-old wooing an “alt porn goddess” and recycling pick-up lines that he had previously used on his wife.
Good guy image crumbling into the naughty but maybe Team Grohl trying to change the narrative? Page Six is reporting today that his wife, Jordyn Blum possibly had a “flirty” relationship with her “hot” tennis coach thereby making the Foo Fighter furious.
“Dave Grohl has been jealous for ages about Jordyn’s hot tennis coach,” a source told the gossip outlet over the weekend. “They’ve had arguments about him, and Dave thinks they’ve flirted. Jordyn has told him he’s crazy to even think that. But Dave has persisted.”
The hot tennis coach is named Christopher Crabb, counts many other stars amongst his clients and looks like this.
Hot tennis coach stock up.
Hot surf instructor stock down.
Heavy.
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Can you share your Harlequin reading list? I’m trying to get my kid prepared for AP Lit and need some recommendations.
So he knocked someone up then had his publicist drum up a story about his wife and her tennis instructor? Nice guy image restored! Do people actually listen to the Foo Fighters though? Does Dave Grohl really have fans, outside of a few aging groupies looking for their late shot at some DG baby making?
Pretty fucked up when most of your chord progressions sound like a sticky escalator. He should have quit music after Kurt topped himself I reckon
Ya, not a fan. I saw him and Novoselics first show after Kurt passed away, with the “The Stinky Puffs”. A surprise performance at the Yo Yo A Go Go music fest. Grohl wasn’t fronting that band though, a 10 year old kid was. Which somehow seemed perfect and disarming after that lame tragedy. It’s 30 years later though and Grohl’s still chasing the spotlight (even after writing only 1 hit song?). Novoselic on the other hand seems perfectly fine not groveling for attention.
What does this mean for the stock of a hot pickle ball coach? The real sport of kings
Is that Asher Pacey in the top pic?
He’s got a baby and she’s got Crabbs.
It’s the Haitians fault. Tik Tok said so.
Might be time for a Haitian Divorce
But then what would Otto and LGR blame everything on?
There is always Kelly Slater, The Man and societal ills caused by Boomers
Had an ex that was always suspicious I was cheating on her, which I was not. Turned out she left me for another guy and didn’t tell me about it for months.
A theif believes everybody steals.
I think we might have dated the same girl!
The mere suggestion of sharing bodily fluids with posters on BG is troubling, BUT as one of my college roommates once said, the best way to overcome that emotional hurdle is to walk up to her new man and say “how do I taste?”
Cue that great Beach Boys line
Well you know I hate to be a downer
But I’m the guy she left before you found her
was she 6’ 1” and blonde, and are you shorter than she is? we totally might eskimo brothers if so!
Close!
5’3″ and Korean (but great in the sack when not being completely nuts). And the he only way I’m shorter than her is if I’m N8ck Carroll’s alt account.
BUT did she enhance her looks with highlights, Botox and filler like Mr. Crabb?
Everybody doesn’t steal?
Foos toured nz about 9 months ago. Could he have done the deed in the land of the long white cloud? Time for some investigative surf journalism chas!
Dave Grohl was on a romantic date with his secret kiwi love at a New Zealand winery when off in the distance he noticed a farmer rooting a sheep. He yelled out, ‘hey mate shouldn’t you be shearing that?’ to which the farmer replied ‘I don’t shear my sheep with anybody!’
How do you spot the kiwi in Australia?
He’s the one have a wank outside the ugg boot store.