“Put your finger down if you got jackhammered so hard your ovary got twisted and now you’re in ER about to undergo surgery."
The noted big-wave surfer, Eddie Invitee, Jaws shredder, and WSL commentator Felicity Palmateer has amassed over 10 million views, 9500 comments and 56,000 shares on a TikTok post where she tells surf fans she’s in hozzy ‘cause she got all busted up during rough sex.
“Put your finger down if you got jackhammered so hard your ovary got twisted and now you’re in the emergency room about to undergo surgery to save your ovary,” said the thirty-two-year-old Western Australian.
@flickpalmateerMorphine makes you say some funny things…♬ original sound – Flick Palmateer
Among the thousands of comments were harrowing tales of other gals who got dicked so hard they were busted up in the guts.
“Had an ovarian cyst I never knew I had burst due to jackhammering That hurt so much couldn’t walk, almost passed out and almost threw up, ended up in the ER been told I may be prone to cysts Second time bro done sent me to the ER anyone else?
“I actually have! Thanks god it flipped back on its own before the surgery! Ovarian torsion is painful after!!!!”
“!0000% was I have never seen a man so embarrassed and proud at the same time ”
“I had a cyst rupture the same way and lord almighty I thought I was dying, I couldn’t imagine a twisted ovary!!! Hope you’ll heal up okay!”
“I had a cyst rupture doing that needed emergency surgery because it was a hemorrhagic cyst and I was bleeding internally.”
Other comments expressed a jealousy they ain’t got a real man in their lives.
“What’s his name?”
“That guy out there with power tools and I’m working with an IKEA allen wrench.”
“He’s gonna tell this story forever.”
“Does he have a brother?”
“Some people living our dreams ”
For size queens, the story has a queer end. Turns out ol Flick didn’t get hurt by D but is high on morphine after some other unspecified procedure.
“At least you’re getting some ” wrote one fan.
Flick replied,
“Haha I wish! I’m high as a kite on morphine.”
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That’s mesmerising
The “unspecified procedure” was the removal of a tunnelling machine from her arse. Needs alot of morph. for that
Yeah I hear a real mixed bag of stories post surgery. Mine are at the stage where both are starting to block up at once now. Then it’s pretty much deaf with screaming tinnitus in my head 24/7.
Yeah the tinnitus and the popping of the ears on the pillow is so fucked. Good luck and let me know if it was worthwhile …please
I’m going on 3 decades with tinnitus and it is the gift that just keeps on giving but I’ve grown accustomed to it
Yeah it’s normally at a constant buzz of about 10%. When the ear gets an infection it goes to a 100%
Both ears, and I just want to drive the car into a brick wall!
Good luck with the surgery!!
Haha. Wow. Holy fuck.
This is very very funny.
Xox
Can he fuck my elo badge off ? I feel dirty
Imagine being Griff!!! “Hey lil fella, want some come and a lil pash from your boss daddy hmmmmnnnn oh yeah.”
Xox
Watched Ali Wong’s new set on Netflix with the misso on the weekend. Sneaking suspicion she got dicked down by Sam George. Watch it and tell me I’m wrong…
Toad:
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and can cure warts! if one can play it loud enough!
is raimana her surf coach?
Surf couch
extraordinaire. especially w/ viagra…
And this, this is what we cum for.
hope shes ok. thats how i found out i had hemroids.
Will they talk about it on the Webcast? Will Pip surf Pipe? Will Tyler’s airway be big enough for Abu Dhabi? More questions than answers. Fan engagement spiking!…. more as the story gets Jackhammered into submission….
Keala has nothing on Flick
Jaws shredder?
Story time with Flick. Flying high as a kite and with her good friend AJ came up with this silly season bunkum for the BG hardcore.
Woman impaled by swordfish and woman impaled by viagra D. What manner of impalement will round out the trifecta of stabby articles?
Not Tyler that’s for sure.
drugs, sex and getting rocked n rolled, yet another peak BG story
The stratified squamous epithelium of positive noise
Ewww
Flicks husband is in his mid 60,s so I’m guessing Viagra overload ?
or did they just yellow light the Eddie and flick is setting up an out?
Kelly slater?
That is sure to figure in the annual Coffey Sisters awards for being real.
a real porn temptation…
Thats fuked up