Aoooogah, aooooogah!
Only just yesterday, Fox News host Jesse Watters was decrying the fact that there is not more right-leaning female “eye candy” out there what with Kelly Slater confidant RFK Jr. sucking the oxygen out of the room what with a variety of shirtless selfies and sultry shower videos.
Watters, sitting as part of a panel discussion, burnished his heterosexual bonafides by declaring, “I just think it’s unfair that you had to get to see this (RFK Jr. being hot) and we don’t get to see any of the female members of the cabinet. I’d like to see maybe Linda McMahon doing yoga. Tulsi surfing? Charlie and I need to see some eye candy too.”
While Gabbard did not immediately grant his wish nor Linda McMahon, who is near 80, the 46-year-old father of four did not have to wait long for some oculus confection. First daughter-elect Ivanka Trump, continuing a proud tradition of participating in surf-adjacency, hopped on a FlowRider and put on a show.
The Hindustan Times describing thusly:
The 43-year-old was seen holding onto a rope while balancing on a yellow surfboard in her video, which was later reposted on the social media platform by a fan page. Ivanka, who was a former advisor to the future president, stunned in a tight swimwear, defying the social norms as a mother of three.
Aoooogah, aooooogah!
I, myself, have FlowRidden once in my life. It was in Dubai some two decades ago, and the operators of the standing wave told my friends and I that we were not allowed to stand up. We told them that we were almost famous surf explorers, having just completed the first ever surf exploration of Yemen’s coast, and knew what we were doing. They relented and I recall quickly becoming sucked over the falls and slammed upon the bottom.
Defying social norms.
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Nice pull
I Ivanka throwing a high and tight shaka in one of those shots? I do believe she is!
Will Laird inspire Chas to surf again or will this entertaining political season, featuring the old trash leaving the White House so the new trash can move in keep him too busy?
Any news if she’s going in this winter’s Hawaiian side-boob comp ?
I wonder what the heat draws are looking like ?
Will Lyndie be coming out of retirement to claim the crown again ?
I did an endo on the florider and literally lost my shorts.
Made for great comedy for my son and his buddies on the ride home.
That needs some words to go along with it Bexy.
Good Jeans?
she swings nice and loves playing with balls at night…seems like a good sport!
Good onya…
At least she doesn’t have grampy’s swing
But can she surf?
so she ‘s good with balls…at night?
Thank goodness BG is moving more and more into the political arena. It was really becoming tiresome having one corner of the internet where we didn’t have to listen to blathering idiots from both sides arguing about nonsense.
As we all know, there is absolutely no nuance to any of the issues. Of the 548,987,358,924 things you could possibly have an opinion about, you are absolutely correct about every one of them. Not only you, but everyone who wears the same political jersey as you, are also correct about all those things as well!! Completely ignore the fact that some of those issues both sides completely swapped over the last 10-15 years, you were 100% correct back then and also 100% correct now, even though those beliefs are directly opposite.
Keep on trucking you are all making the world a much better place, at least those of you on the correct side!
By George, you’re right!
(and so are those who disagree with you!)
Pools-2, Chas-0. Poor Chas! Must have something to do with the buoyancy! Perhaps the PH?
could be something called ability……????
You said it, not me! hahaha
Have you tried the concrete pond waves yet?
absolutely not….not much interest as with my current injuries and fear of hitting the cement bottom….I would rather end my surfing life in the ocean!
Flowrider? Raimana must be fucken devo’d. Go go go go go go go go go go go!!!
Would love to see Raimana on a JetSki facing uphill, pinned in reverse yelling at her. The only thing better would be a vengeful windsurfer taking her out.
Pinned in reverse lol 😂
OMFG I just laughed out loud in the office.
Take the rest of the day off. You tell ’em the Puss of Pip said so..
Im more curious how you came across the Ivanka_Trump_Fanclub page? https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
😂
“Hunter Biden is one of the finest men I’ve ever known.” satire: (“Ivanka is one of the finest women I would like to know.)
You know you’d party with Hunter if he provided the party favors, the entertainment and of course the pardon
it’s so funny to see that Hunter was doing drugs and had a gun………what could be more american than that I think he was working for MAGA?
I wonder how many people who post here , actually have done drugs and had a gun…..??
I’ve done drugs/booze while shooting guns. Had a great time and no one was killed.
Sounds like a good day.
Regulations be damned.
Yeah nothing wrong with trying to end an Indian minor bird when munted
I’ve done a meaningful amount of drugs and alcohol but never while shooting guns or reloading shells. BUT I’m willing to try
Drugs and guns don’t discriminate against political parties. Or maybe he was trying to emulate my mentor Dr. Hunter S Thompson who is indeed a true American
I own a BB gun
Me
Me, for one.
we used to build statues on top of old vehicles and take them out to the desert.
we would tie off their steering wheels, fill em with road flares and propane and sent them off idling in circles to be blasted.
we called the party’s the great hunt events. The virus hunt, the buffalo hunt ,the comet hunt etc.
There were definitely drugs involved.
Derek Rielly!
that’s funny
well played
I’m more curious how you came across the comical meme.
Its a millenial meme, yes those do exist around here lol
in grade skool she called me “Red Tennie Timmy.” On Sean Penn: “Those checkboard tennie shoes look incredible on ya.”
https://images.vans.com/is/image/Vans/VN000EE3_RED_HERO?wid=1600&hei=1984&fmt=jpeg&qlt=90&resMode=sharp2&op_usm=0.9,1.7,8,0
Looks like she’s famished enough to eat an RFK Jr bear meat BBQ.
&beer…
cover of Rose’s apt… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv3nEnKeFJY&ab_channel=%ED%99%94%EC%84%B1%EC%9D%B8%EB%A6%B4%EB%8F%84%EC%A7%80
She more curvy than the wave.
Imagine posting something like that on social media.
imagine the members of an Ivanka Trump fanclub
I doubt many would be questioning the usage of the balance rope. Seriously, at the very least drop the kook cord for a 20 second clip.
kook wants to know where kook can buy one?
Her dad
imagine a bunch of old dudes posting daily comments on Beach Grit.
Hey, I take a few days off here and there!
Imagine posting something surf-adjacent on BeachGrit.
she’s a girl.
have you seen what girls post on social media?
No, I’m not drowning in the right favoured kool-aid like you so my algorithms are more Trans reading books in libraries less Ivanka.
shoulder shrug. I think you missed the point. no surprise.
the point being girls post silly stuff on social media, nothing to do with politics, right or left, or Ivanka.
The only news I ever see about Ivanka is on Beach Grit.
BTW- the term “drinking the koolaid” (circa 1978) has become very old and stale, and is a lame way to try to make a point. Give yourself a Bygone Days badge.
Come up with something new.
And Boys don’t post silly stuff on social media?
Drowning in the koolaid (circa 2024)
yep, they do, but again girls tend to post more cute silly stuff like riding a florider with a ski rope, whereas a boy would only post a florider vid if he was laying down a huge hack and throwing spray.
but, you are also correct because a lot of boys that post silly stuff are very girlish.
I only know this because my wife shows me silly videos. The dog videos are the best.
I myself do not social media except for marketing, thus I only get my SM silly stuff viewing through my wife or Beach Grit.
“drowning in the right favoured kool-aid”~ Sam Ting
*flavoured
Kookslams?
What flavor do you favour-ite?
Wait–you’re 6 for 6 on badges! Has to be the record, right?
the Ivanka post went into a lot of news feeds around the World …even don under!!
😆
Imagine thinking that is actual surfing, rope and all.
If only I had a once piece and side boob to post…