Ivanka Trump giving the right-leaning news what it wants. Photo: Instagram
Ivanka Trump giving the right-leaning news what it wants. Photo: Instagram

First daughter-elect Ivanka Trump gives right leaning media the “surfing eye candy” it is gagging for

Aoooogah, aooooogah!

Only just yesterday, Fox News host Jesse Watters was decrying the fact that there is not more right-leaning female “eye candy” out there what with Kelly Slater confidant RFK Jr. sucking the oxygen out of the room what with a variety of shirtless selfies and sultry shower videos.

Watters, sitting as part of a panel discussion, burnished his heterosexual bonafides by declaring, “I just think it’s unfair that you had to get to see this (RFK Jr. being hot) and we don’t get to see any of the female members of the cabinet. I’d like to see maybe Linda McMahon doing yoga. Tulsi surfing? Charlie and I need to see some eye candy too.”

While Gabbard did not immediately grant his wish nor Linda McMahon, who is near 80, the 46-year-old father of four did not have to wait long for some oculus confection. First daughter-elect Ivanka Trump, continuing a proud tradition of participating in surf-adjacency, hopped on a FlowRider and put on a show.

The Hindustan Times describing thusly:

The 43-year-old was seen holding onto a rope while balancing on a yellow surfboard in her video, which was later reposted on the social media platform by a fan page. Ivanka, who was a former advisor to the future president, stunned in a tight swimwear, defying the social norms as a mother of three.

Aoooogah, aooooogah!

I, myself, have FlowRidden once in my life. It was in Dubai some two decades ago, and the operators of the standing wave told my friends and I that we were not allowed to stand up. We told them that we were almost famous surf explorers, having just completed the first ever surf exploration of Yemen’s coast, and knew what we were doing. They relented and I recall quickly becoming sucked over the falls and slammed upon the bottom.

Defying social norms.

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Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
1 year ago

Don’t bring facts down here, Gorilla. They sure don’t live up top.

Nonagon_Infinity
Nonagon_Infinity
1 year ago
pipspuss
pipspuss
1 year ago

Nice pull

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
1 year ago

I Ivanka throwing a high and tight shaka in one of those shots? I do believe she is!

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago

Will Laird inspire Chas to surf again or will this entertaining political season, featuring the old trash leaving the White House so the new trash can move in keep him too busy?

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
1 year ago

Any news if she’s going in this winter’s Hawaiian side-boob comp ?
I wonder what the heat draws are looking like ?
Will Lyndie be coming out of retirement to claim the crown again ?

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago

I did an endo on the florider and literally lost my shorts.
Made for great comedy for my son and his buddies on the ride home.

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago

That needs some words to go along with it Bexy.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
1 year ago
Reply to  Barrelled

Good Jeans?

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago

she swings nice and loves playing with balls at night…seems like a good sport!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
1 year ago
Reply to  Brutus

Good onya…

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
1 year ago
Reply to  Barrelled

At least she doesn’t have grampy’s swing

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago
Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago

But can she surf?

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago

so she ‘s good with balls…at night?

Independent Bald Bomber
Independent Bald Bomber
1 year ago

Thank goodness BG is moving more and more into the political arena. It was really becoming tiresome having one corner of the internet where we didn’t have to listen to blathering idiots from both sides arguing about nonsense.

As we all know, there is absolutely no nuance to any of the issues. Of the 548,987,358,924 things you could possibly have an opinion about, you are absolutely correct about every one of them. Not only you, but everyone who wears the same political jersey as you, are also correct about all those things as well!! Completely ignore the fact that some of those issues both sides completely swapped over the last 10-15 years, you were 100% correct back then and also 100% correct now, even though those beliefs are directly opposite.

Keep on trucking you are all making the world a much better place, at least those of you on the correct side!

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
1 year ago

By George, you’re right!
(and so are those who disagree with you!)

Neal Kearney
Neal Kearney
1 year ago

Pools-2, Chas-0. Poor Chas! Must have something to do with the buoyancy! Perhaps the PH?

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago
Reply to  Neal Kearney

could be something called ability……????

Neal Kearney
Neal Kearney
1 year ago
Reply to  Brutus

You said it, not me! hahaha

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
1 year ago
Reply to  Brutus

Have you tried the concrete pond waves yet?

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

absolutely not….not much interest as with my current injuries and fear of hitting the cement bottom….I would rather end my surfing life in the ocean!

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
1 year ago

Flowrider? Raimana must be fucken devo’d. Go go go go go go go go go go go!!!

Ramathorn
Ramathorn
1 year ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

Would love to see Raimana on a JetSki facing uphill, pinned in reverse yelling at her. The only thing better would be a vengeful windsurfer taking her out.

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
1 year ago
Reply to  Ramathorn

Pinned in reverse lol 😂

channelbottom
channelbottom
1 year ago
Reply to  Ramathorn

OMFG I just laughed out loud in the office.

pipspuss
pipspuss
1 year ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Take the rest of the day off. You tell ’em the Puss of Pip said so..

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
1 year ago

Im more curious how you came across the Ivanka_Trump_Fanclub page? https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

RQ.
RQ.
1 year ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

😂

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

“Hunter Biden is one of the finest men I’ve ever known.” satire: (“Ivanka is one of the finest women I would like to know.) comment image

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

You know you’d party with Hunter if he provided the party favors, the entertainment and of course the pardon

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

it’s so funny to see that Hunter was doing drugs and had a gun………what could be more american than that I think he was working for MAGA?

I wonder how many people who post here , actually have done drugs and had a gun…..??

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago
Reply to  Brutus

I’ve done drugs/booze while shooting guns. Had a great time and no one was killed.

Barnycle
Barnycle
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Sounds like a good day.

Regulations be damned.

deeks
deeks
1 year ago
Reply to  Barnycle

Yeah nothing wrong with trying to end an Indian minor bird when munted

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

I’ve done a meaningful amount of drugs and alcohol but never while shooting guns or reloading shells. BUT I’m willing to try

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago
Reply to  Brutus

Drugs and guns don’t discriminate against political parties. Or maybe he was trying to emulate my mentor Dr. Hunter S Thompson who is indeed a true American

Sup Braj
Sup Braj
1 year ago
Reply to  Brutus

I own a BB gun

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
1 year ago
Reply to  Brutus

Me

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
1 year ago
Reply to  Brutus

Me, for one.

we used to build statues on top of old vehicles and take them out to the desert.

we would tie off their steering wheels, fill em with road flares and propane and sent them off idling in circles to be blasted.

we called the party’s the great hunt events. The virus hunt, the buffalo hunt ,the comet hunt etc.

There were definitely drugs involved.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
1 year ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

Derek Rielly!

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

that’s funny
well played

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
1 year ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

I’m more curious how you came across the comical meme.

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
1 year ago
Reply to  Occ Topus

Its a millenial meme, yes those do exist around here lol

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

in grade skool she called me “Red Tennie Timmy.” On Sean Penn: “Those checkboard tennie shoes look incredible on ya.”

https://images.vans.com/is/image/Vans/VN000EE3_RED_HERO?wid=1600&hei=1984&fmt=jpeg&qlt=90&resMode=sharp2&op_usm=0.9,1.7,8,0

c4
c4
1 year ago

Looks like she’s famished enough to eat an RFK Jr bear meat BBQ.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  c4

&beer…

snapper
snapper
1 year ago

She more curvy than the wave.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago

Imagine posting something like that on social media.

Com Turren
Com Turren
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

imagine the members of an Ivanka Trump fanclub

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

I doubt many would be questioning the usage of the balance rope. Seriously, at the very least drop the kook cord for a 20 second clip.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

kook wants to know where kook can buy one?

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

Her dad

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

imagine a bunch of old dudes posting daily comments on Beach Grit.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
1 year ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

Hey, I take a few days off here and there!

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Imagine posting something surf-adjacent on BeachGrit.

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

she’s a girl.
have you seen what girls post on social media?

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

No, I’m not drowning in the right favoured kool-aid like you so my algorithms are more Trans reading books in libraries less Ivanka.

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

shoulder shrug. I think you missed the point. no surprise.
the point being girls post silly stuff on social media, nothing to do with politics, right or left, or Ivanka.
The only news I ever see about Ivanka is on Beach Grit.

BTW- the term “drinking the koolaid” (circa 1978) has become very old and stale, and is a lame way to try to make a point. Give yourself a Bygone Days badge.
Come up with something new.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

And Boys don’t post silly stuff on social media?

Drowning in the koolaid (circa 2024)

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

yep, they do, but again girls tend to post more cute silly stuff like riding a florider with a ski rope, whereas a boy would only post a florider vid if he was laying down a huge hack and throwing spray.
but, you are also correct because a lot of boys that post silly stuff are very girlish.

I only know this because my wife shows me silly videos. The dog videos are the best.
I myself do not social media except for marketing, thus I only get my SM silly stuff viewing through my wife or Beach Grit.

“drowning in the right favoured kool-aid”~ Sam Ting
*flavoured

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Kookslams?

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

What flavor do you favour-ite?

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
1 year ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

Wait–you’re 6 for 6 on badges! Has to be the record, right?

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

the Ivanka post went into a lot of news feeds around the World …even don under!!

Huckleberry
Huckleberry
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

😆

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Imagine thinking that is actual surfing, rope and all.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

If only I had a once piece and side boob to post…


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