A new joint in town to lay down the Hebrew Hammer!
While it isn’t the greatest time to visit to taste the exquisite fruits of the most progressive city in the whole of the Middle East, bombs aimed at it from five different enemies mean you gotta keep your head down, the opening of a wave pool there has made it a must-visit when the noise dies down, which it will.
In Tel Aviv, and unlike Jerusalem a couple of hours drive away, there are no heavy vibes, religion is kept at arm’s length, mostly, along a promenade that runs along the ocean-front you’ll find 12 clicks of sometimes very good beachbreaks, jetties and reef, and now, on the outskirts of town, is a new Wavegarden tank.
There isn’t anything particularly special about this tank, but if you were ever thinking about a surf trip where the food, gals and hospitality are world-class, and you still get to wave your board around, think: Tel Aviv.
It’ll be an eye opener for the Yay Palestine crowd. Where are the blood-thirsty hook-nosed Yahuds? Where is the so-called genocide?
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I’m not a believer in cultural relativism and, therefore, throw my lot in with the brave Jew, in with the country that has produced six Nobel Prize-winning scientists since 2002, with its world-leading solar energy and space programs, cutting-edge stem-cell research, three of the most prestigious universities in the world, a country for whom equal rights between men and women is a no-brainer, where homosexuals don’t live in fear of murder or imprisonment.
Read “Israel is the raddest surf trip on Earth!”, “What the Gudauskas Brothers got wrong about Israel”, “Let’s go schlepping, surfing gets into the 2021 Jewish Olympics!”, “Ozzie Wright sings King of the Jews!”, Movie: “The Hebrew Hammer!”.
Pre-sales for the pool close December 31 and the joint opens in March 2025.
Ozzie Wright and Otis Carey had a helluva time there years back too!
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geez, don’t hold back! 😀
Mmmmm – no
It was not, but not too far off, philosophically —- helps explain my ongoing fucked-up-edness
AI absolutely does discriminate and the future has always been now when technology makes the imaginable real. There’s nothing stopping Israel from programming its AI to do whatever Israel wants. Presumably that’s what you mean by the future is now, for better or worse?
True facts. Saw Ehud Barak speak at Pat robertson’s college years ago. Said he wished Israel had Canada for a neighbor too!
Johnny Wayno was a toilet fag
My side is don’t kill children and don’t sell weapons to those that do.
Wow. Profound.
Mmmmmm – no.
Ok
Andy?
Mmmm, no.
Generally try to avoid generalizations, doesnt work out sometimes, shit did it again
This is true. Those, however, who deny Israel’s right to exist and/or throw around the term ‘Zionist’ with cavalier disregard for it’s meaning probably are.
i guess you have
no, but most.
There is a virus here. I am not posting video links.
no. Just plain blind.
tô the administrators. I am NOT posting videos links for YouTube and they keep p showing up
phew, about to walk into a meeting, didnt want go as a fuckwit