Surfing at Tel Aviv wavepool
The new Wavegarden tank in TA.

Tel Aviv just added a wavepool to its overflow of exquisite treats for visiting surfers!

A new joint in town to lay down the Hebrew Hammer!

While it isn’t the greatest time to visit to taste the exquisite fruits of the most progressive city in the whole of the Middle East, bombs aimed at it from five different enemies mean you gotta keep your head down, the opening of a wave pool there has made it a must-visit when the noise dies down, which it will. 

In Tel Aviv, and unlike Jerusalem a couple of hours drive away, there are no heavy vibes, religion is kept at arm’s length, mostly, along a promenade that runs along the ocean-front you’ll find 12 clicks of sometimes very good beachbreaks, jetties and reef, and now, on the outskirts of town, is a new Wavegarden tank.

There isn’t anything particularly special about this tank, but if you were ever thinking about a surf trip where the food, gals and hospitality are world-class, and you still get to wave your board around, think: Tel Aviv. 

It’ll be an eye opener for the Yay Palestine crowd. Where are the blood-thirsty hook-nosed Yahuds? Where is the so-called genocide?

I’m not a believer in cultural relativism and, therefore, throw my lot in with the brave Jew, in with the country that has produced six Nobel Prize-winning scientists since 2002, with its world-leading solar energy and space programs, cutting-edge stem-cell research, three of the most prestigious universities in the world, a country for whom equal rights between men and women is a no-brainer, where homosexuals don’t live in fear of murder or imprisonment. 

Read “Israel is the raddest surf trip on Earth!”, “What the Gudauskas Brothers got wrong about Israel”, “Let’s go schlepping, surfing gets into the 2021 Jewish Olympics!”, “Ozzie Wright sings King of the Jews!”, Movie: “The Hebrew Hammer!”.

Pre-sales for the pool close December 31 and the joint opens in March 2025.

And speaking of Jews, do you remember when Dane Reynolds groomed Eithan Osborne into becoming into a Hebrew Olympian? Oy vey! 

Ozzie Wright and Otis Carey had a helluva time there years back too!

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Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
1 year ago

geez, don’t hold back! 😀

7dollarsurfboard
7dollarsurfboard
1 year ago

Mmmmm – no

Rocks local
Rocks local
1 year ago

It was not, but not too far off, philosophically —- helps explain my ongoing fucked-up-edness

Dim Sim
Dim Sim
1 year ago

AI absolutely does discriminate and the future has always been now when technology makes the imaginable real. There’s nothing stopping Israel from programming its AI to do whatever Israel wants. Presumably that’s what you mean by the future is now, for better or worse?

Rocks local
Rocks local
1 year ago

True facts. Saw Ehud Barak speak at Pat robertson’s college years ago. Said he wished Israel had Canada for a neighbor too!

deeks
deeks
1 year ago

Johnny Wayno was a toilet fag

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago

My side is don’t kill children and don’t sell weapons to those that do.

Dim Sim
Dim Sim
1 year ago

Wow. Profound.

JSC
JSC
1 year ago

Mmmmmm – no.

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
1 year ago

Ok

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
1 year ago

Andy?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
1 year ago

Mmmm, no.

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago

Generally try to avoid generalizations, doesnt work out sometimes, shit did it again

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
1 year ago

This is true. Those, however, who deny Israel’s right to exist and/or throw around the term ‘Zionist’ with cavalier disregard for it’s meaning probably are.

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago

i guess you have

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago

no, but most.

Barton Lins
Barton Lins
1 year ago

There is a virus here. I am not posting video links.

Barton Lins
Barton Lins
1 year ago

no. Just plain blind.

Barton Lins
Barton Lins
1 year ago

tô the administrators. I am NOT posting videos links for YouTube and they keep p showing up

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago

phew, about to walk into a meeting, didnt want go as a fuckwit


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