Dan Bilzerian (pictured) during better times.

Former big wave surfer Dan Bilzerian suffers “humiliating blow” in Las Vegas as home fails to attract buyer

Opportunity knocking?

Playboy Dan Bilzerian was once a frequent-esque subject on these very pages. The micro man who looks very much like a garden gnome enjoyed a life of unchecked hedonism, sharing his various yacht rides with bikini-clad gals and, of course, his wrangling big waves to social media platforms. The self-described “King of Instagram” claim his wealth flowed from a successful poker career, though professional players cast doubt upon the assertion.

Well, Bilzerian is back in the news, today, but for all the wrong reasons. His 38, 289 square foot Las Vegas mansion, once the most expensive property in Sin City, is languishing on the market, price recently slashed by over $5 million, from an original listing of $25 million down to $19.9 million.

It is now, officially, not the most expensive property in the Mojave.

The Spanish Colonial sits upon a five-acre lot and is described as a “monument to excess.” It was built in 2006 and features a full-sized basketball court that can also be used as a roller hockey rink, a poker room, home cinema and golf simulator. Not included is a Kelly Slater Surf Ranch though Bilzerian has enjoyed time in Lemoore.

Losing the most expensive property in Las Vegas title is not the only bummer the human growth hormone-enthusiast is currently dealing with. His company Ignite International Brands is currently being investigated by the federal government, he is suing his father for kicking him out of Ignite’s CEO role and he only posted two Instagram photographs during the whole of 2024.

Dark days but take a tour of his home, here, and maybe think about putting an offer in.

Touring Dan Bilzerian’s 41,500 sq. ft. adult playground
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BendTheVale
BendTheVale
1 year ago

That’s the power bottom that lies a lot, right?

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
1 year ago

Self claimed “big wave surfer ” , maybe even with a “yoga instructor” girlfriend? Lives in Vegas?
Barely 6 ft but his crook stance and tilted camera angle does make it look slightly bigger

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

tropical sun 4 everyone…
stoily? don pedron?
finger sammies w/ avocabo and tabasco or dat red vinegar sauce from the waffle house. malibu chicken…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

there’s a $0.25 requirement and one phone call home. declined. change me mind~

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

“kid on raft going upstream; just like those dudes on horses and such…Louis&Clarlf…inflatable rafts.” Yogi Berra

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
1 year ago

The safety violation was planned, made too many enemies.

Repenter
Repenter
1 year ago

The place was colonized way before Europe.

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago

did you change your avatar to a woman so my remarks would seem misogynistic? yeah i thought so you piece of shit

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
1 year ago

Hopefully he spends
The proceeds on some coaching
To fix his poo stance

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

in Australia we call it the “Dunny squat ” LOL!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Brutus

d. hyde’s bottom turn. did you see it?

SaltyHB
SaltyHB
1 year ago
Reply to  Brutus

Some here call it Stinkbug.

deeks
deeks
1 year ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Hopefully not. And the header photo .a big wave?
85%of the people on here could do a headstand on thatfuckenthing

Stick man
Stick man
1 year ago

Dam Brazilian

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago

it’s actually called reality…….history tells the backstory of why, today.

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago

First of all – your comment regarding gaza and the LA fires burning right now, being Karma is unforgivable and I will hate you forever.

if I ever meet you face to face – you get knocked out, or i die trying.

Isreal is older than Europe! – oct 7 was terrorism = to 9/11

Imagine some hamas fuckers invaded Wollongong and killed 1200 people, injured another 7000. What the fuck would Australia do?

Go fuck yourself cunt

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
1 year ago
Reply to  ricmatic

I can’t even see shithead Matt’s comments anymore (blocked him). Based on his karma comment, your ire is valid.

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago
Reply to  Occ Topus

Thanks Occ, hope you’re getting some, had one of the best sessions of my life on the big island

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
1 year ago
Reply to  ricmatic

We’ve been getting plenty of swell, but I’m so damn busy with work, no time to get any unless it’s on a Sunday. Flat today; new big swell Friday/Saturday. Yeah, it can get really good here.
Hopefully you’re safe from the fires. Such an unbelievable disaster.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Occ Topus

a-bay, kalapana, and waipio in 78. -Sam George

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  ricmatic

need anything bro?

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

A clean left point and a fire extinguisher? thanks Tim

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  ricmatic

2 types of masks…black o’r white?

Blacks or Tarantula’s?
size of extinguiser?
Chicama? I’ll check it~

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
1 year ago
Reply to  Occ Topus

Negs, make use of that ban-hammer.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago
Reply to  Occ Topus

Easier for individuals to block those that they don’t agree with or dislike. He’s just a newbie who has discovered commentating. His wife isn’t here to yell orders at him, hence the lazy basic bitch “I’m a big boy now” banter.

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Wife?
I’m guessing Palestinian husband. 😆

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Occ Topus

Rep. Dave Min (D-Calif.) pointed to climate change as a significant contributor to the rapid spread of wildfires in California in an interview on NewsNation’s “The Hill Sunday.”

Min, a new member of Congress, said he spent the last two years chairing the California State Senate’s Natural Resources and Water Committee, where he looked closely at the issues of wildfires and water supply.

“We were very aware of the fire risks in Southern California and Northern California,” Min said of his time on the committee.

“And what has happened is that climate change has dried out our foliage, our flora,” Min said. “And coupled with these massive winds … these 50 to 100 miles an hour winds that happen every year around this time, a little ember can turn into a massive fire.”

Min said firefighters have difficulty knowing where to deploy resources because the winds can take the fires in unpredictable directions.

“It’s very difficult for firefighters to respond to these. They don’t know where the fire might go. They don’t know where to deploy their resources. You can’t deploy some of the aerial responses you’re seeing. And our water systems, frankly, are not designed to fight fires on this scale,” Min said.

“And that’s true whether it’s in California, [in] Colorado we saw recently where a similar thing happened, in Maui last year,” he continued. “So climate change has wreaked havoc on us.”

Min, whose district is near some of the decimated areas in Los Angeles, said it’s important for leaders and community members to come together and not be so quick to point blame.

“There may be blame to go around, but I’ll just emphasize now is not the time to be pointing fingers. Right now is the time to be coming together. Our firefighters are out there, thousands of them, working 24 hours. They’re tired. They’re exhausted. They don’t need finger pointing right now. They need help.”

The Hill is owned by Nexstar Media Group, which also owns NewsNation.

Mochillupo
Mochillupo
1 year ago
Reply to  ricmatic

australia would do nuffin, especially if it happened in the ‘gong

deeks
deeks
1 year ago
Reply to  Mochillupo

would do *fuck all
(Cept for all the fire chiefs getting their heads on the tele. )

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
1 year ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Hamas has a navy now?

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago

If by hamas you mean Iran, yes. Its all Iran

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago

the ICC has no power and just so you know Israel existed a long time before the European colonialists in fact it existed before Europe did!

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago

Jews are the most widely persecuted people in history. No agenda here. not Jewish, just observing a pattern of the last few thousand years.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  deeks

dat name of the ladder company? new beach access routes. need diggers! @thebu.~palisedes comment image?stp=dst-jpg_s1080x2048_tt6&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=aa7b47&_nc_ohc=DJUgjTq-Q2UQ7kNvgFaibmR&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&_nc_gid=Ak476ESxiw25jHW6UHMYU9R&oh=00_AYCQvN7AVaXToEZL8874hY9DMw2_L5JXMPBiMQRSD3GTYQ&oe=6787E421

nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
1 year ago
Reply to  ricmatic

jews will always tell you what happened to them but will never tell you why..

bob
bob
1 year ago

Ol Graham only interviews the best of the best doesn’t he.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
1 year ago

Who dis??

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago

Dan is a noted hater of the Jews, sadly predictable at this point

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago
Reply to  ricmatic

hope you and the Fam are recovering , and yeah dan is antisemitic……so very predictable!!

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago
Reply to  Brutus

my kids and house are ok, thanks for checking in MC, its chaos here

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago
Reply to  ricmatic

stay safe, as it looks like ya have a couple more days of hell coming at you….. don’t worry about our newby , herr Rabid Rabin….he’s trolling…

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago
Reply to  Brutus

my street clocked 100 mph winds on tuesday, more coming, shits fucked

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago
Reply to  ricmatic

I get it as we have the same problem here in Victoria..we get really strong offshores which brings heat from central Australia and then the oxygen fuels the fires…..so damn 100mph …..160 KPH…….at least we have the warnings beforehand……..but it feels like a new climate has arrived!

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago
Reply to  Brutus

Unfortunately, Aussies know their fires

channelbottom
channelbottom
1 year ago
Reply to  Brutus

Climate Change will be more chaos and less predictability.

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago
Reply to  channelbottom

which will affect our economies and food sources…which will increase the cost of living with interest rates going up…we have just lived an age of mass consumption/cheap energy/cheap food….now we inherit the good the bad and the ugly?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
1 year ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Another dickhead then.

sea2
sea2
1 year ago

no..those wear a stupid flag with a blue star in it

sea2
sea2
1 year ago
Reply to  ricmatic

nope…hes a hater of NAZIsraelis…big difference
nice try thou

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago
Reply to  sea2

fuck off

sea2
sea2
1 year ago
Reply to  ricmatic

you first foreskin chewer

Barnycle
Barnycle
1 year ago

Did you just lift a headline from the Daily Mail UK? I hope you have an AI bot that does it for you.

“Dan Bilzerian suffers humiliating blow as he sells Las Vegas’ most expensive mansion”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14272803/Dan-Bilzerian-Las-Vegas-selling-mansion.html

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
1 year ago
Reply to  Barnycle

These quality headlines write themselves!


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