Kelly Slater (pictured) thinking of baby names.
Kelly Slater (pictured) thinking of baby names.

Surf fans openly worry that Kelly Slater could choose “trending name that glamorizes violence” for five month old son

Wesson, Caliber, Shooter and Trigger.

Five, almost six, months ago, the greatest competitive professional surfer the world has ever seen, Kelly Slater, and his longtime partner, Kalani Miller, welcomed a baby boy. While undoubtedly a joyous occasion, one usually followed with social media posts announcing the miracle, Slater chose a different route. Appearing on the popular Barton Lynch podcast, the 11-time world champion shared, “We got a little boy and my friends think we’re playing a game with him, because we haven’t said the name. Because we actually, we don’t actually don’t call him anything. We gave him a name for his birth certificate, but, as of now, we don’t have a name to call him. So, we’re kind of just, like, letting him figure out what his personality is.”

He then went on to say it took three months to name their dog and will likely take a year to name the fella.

Lynch, trying to be helpful, exclaimed, “When the name pops it pops.”

And it is precisely that which is worrying surf fans, this morning.

A name that pops.

The Huffington Post, a sort of The Inertia for land-based weaklings, just published a story on the “trending baby names that glamorize violence.” Sophie Kihm, the editor-in-chief at the website Nameberry, told the outlet, “There is a small but noticeable trend of parents using weapons-inspired ― and, more broadly, aggressive ― names for their sons. Many of these names first appeared on the baby name charts in the 2000s, including Wesson, Caliber, Shooter and Trigger.”

Remington, Colt, Ruger, Winchester, Arson, Cutter and Dagger are also seeing spikes in popularity, according to the Social Security Administration.

“Most of these names peaked in use relatively recently — Wesson in 2021 when it was used 306 times, Caliber in 2018 with 24 uses, Mace in 2022 with 64 uses, Dagger in 2022 with 13 uses,” Kihm continued. “It’s hard to say if these names have truly peaked in use or if some will go on to greater use, but I don’t think we’re past this trend yet!”

She concluded, “There’s a certain set of parents that believe weapons-inspired names have a renegade spirit, which has been a rising theme among today’s trendy baby names. Maverick ranks higher than ever, and cowboy-style names like Dutton, Stetson and Boone are climbing the charts.”

And we are definitely not past the trend if Kelly lands on Machine Gun Slater for his charge.

Light a candle please.

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Italo fan readies for 2025 tour and Surfival League.
Italo Ferreira gonna make you laugh, cry and maybe win big in 2025.

World’s richest surf fantasy league opens for 2025 season amid heated blood feud!

"Just before I rip your arm off, I'll put my balls on your face for good measure."

BeachGrit’s Surfival League is back for the fifth year and this year we getting a little girly.

See, not only are we readying to kick off the famously ruthless Surfival League that follows the Men’s Tour, but this year we’re launching the inaugural Women’s Surfival League.

If you’re new here, Surfival League is simplified Fantasy Surfer garlanded with money and gifts.

Your mission?

Pick one surfer to advance past the Round of 32 (Round of 16 on Women’s Side) for each event on the WSL’s Championship Tour.

You can only pick each surfer once per season. Last person standing wins.

Prizes?

This ain’t Surfer or WSL. 

We got sweet grift.

You put $25 in the till to get access to both leagues. The winner gets $7k + 3 PANDA surfboards on the Men’s Side. Winner of the Women’s Side loads up $1k and 1 PANDA surfboard.

Past winners include a contractor from Colorado, a world champion paraplegic surfer, a “fireball” advertising executive from LA who credited BeachGrit commenters for his win, and a skipper from Australia.

World champ CJ Hobgood  got second the inaugural year although has fared poorly ever since. 

Past blood feuds include the Surfival Gods getting threatened by Joel Tudor who wrote “just before I rip your arm off, I’ll put my balls on your face for good measure”

Are you ready to vye for the Surfival Crown?

Head on over to the Surfival League and join today and make your Pipeline pick.

Picks due Jan 28th.

See you out there.

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Alan Green, founder of Quiksilver, dead at 77.
"It was a life well lived and one that will be remembered, along with the legend of the Quiksilver brand and the thousands of jobs he created both here and around the world."

Kelly Slater leads tributes to “great friend” Quiksilver founder Alan Green, dead at 77

“Love you, Greeny. I’ll miss you forever.”

The world’s greatest surfer Kelly Slater has led tributes to Alan Green, the man who kicked off the modern surf industry when he and John Law founded boardshort brand Quiksilver of the back of a $2500 loan from his daddy in 1969.

Slater, who was signed as by Quiksilver when he was eighteen and rode for the company until he was forty-two, posted on Instagram:

“Love you, Greeny. You were one of a kind and a great friend and mentor for so many. I’ll miss you forever.”

Kelly Slater's online tribute to Quiksilver founder Alan Green.
Kelly Slater’s online tribute to Quiksilver founder Alan Green.

Alan Green, who was seventy-seven and had been in a helluva fight with cancer died, fittingly, at his home in Torquay, Victoria, right where it all began with Quiksilver, once “surfing’s biggest, richest, and most successful company”.

“It was a life well lived and one that will be remembered, along with the legend of the Quiksilver brand and the thousands of jobs he created both here and around the world over his incredible journey,” the noted Victorian surfer Rod Brooks said in a statement.

Quiksilver, meanwhile, has barely outlasted its founder.

From Warshaw’s EOS:

In 1986, Quiksilver USA became the first publicly traded surfing company. Quiksilver’s international sales in 2001 totaled more than $1 billion—a surfworld first. But despite continued strong gains throughout the early-mid-2000s the company was hit hard by the global recession: in 2009, Moody’s put Quiksilver on it’s “Bottom Rung” list of companies most likely to default on its debt, and at one point the company saw half its stock value disappear in a matter of months.

In 2013, Bob McKnight stepped down as company CEO and was replaced by former Disney executive Andy Mooney; in 2015, not long after Mooney left, Quiksilver filed for bankruptcy, as shares that year dropped 80%.

Quiksilver is currently owned by Authentic Brands Group (ABG). ABG acquired Boardriders, the parent company of Quiksilver, Billabong, Roxy, RVCA, DC Shoes, Element, VonZipper, Honolua, and Surf Dive ‘n Ski.for $1.25 billion in 2023

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Pacific Palisades on fire
While money came and went, properties were bought and sold, Ganzer, Carson, and Trafton were Dionysian men of action. For better or worse, they chose sensual action and experience-filled lives over material ones. None of them have Santa Barbara beach houses, Sun Valley ski houses, much less $1000 a night White Lotus-like resorts they can retreat to. They will now have to start over.

Three of Malibu’s greatest surf icons homeless after LA fires

First responders found George Trafton staggering down the side of PCH, “severely burned and most of his clothes incinerated.”

In a sad postscript to my story, “Ode to the Palisades,” Jim Ganzer, Lance Carson, and George Trafton, three of the Palisades “elders” I mentioned in the first paragraph, lost everything in the fire and are now homeless.

Ganzer’s rancho up Los Flores Canyon burned to the ground along with his art and surfboard collection. When I spoke to him two days ago, Ganzer did not talk about what insurance would cover, rebuilding, or his loss. Instead, he apologized for letting “Old Yeller,” my favorite Robbie Dick longboard that I kept at his house, burn.

In addition to losing his house on the Pacific Coast Highway and everything inside it, first responders found George Trafton early last Wednesday morning, staggering down the side of the Pacific Coast Highway, “severely burned and most of his clothes incinerated.” Although he survived, Trafton is now at the Grossman Burn Center undergoing skin grafts on much of his body. 

George Trafton, Malibu surfer.
George Trafton, Topanga, 1970.

Lance Carson has not been allowed back to the Palisades. He does not know what remains of his home of fifty years, but he knows that it is uninhabitable.

In many ways, Ganzer, Trafton, and Carson defined what their old friend, iconic West LA surfer and H2O Magazine publisher, Marty Sugarman, best described as Southern California’s “Waterfront Culture.” While Jim Ganzer is known for his surf wear company Jimmy Z, he is a polymath. 

In addition to pioneering surfing in Costa Rica, he attended Chouinard Art Institute with Chuck Arnoldi, Laddie Dill, Ron Cooper, and worked closely with Larry Bell. Ganzer’s art has been shown all over the world.

Ganzer starred opposite Michelle Phillips of The Mamas & The Papas in Ed Ruscha’s film Miracle.

Jim Ganzer in film Miracle.
Jimmy Ganzer in the film Miracle.

Although his on screen film career was brief, the legendary bon vivant had quite an impact on Hollywood. He provided the inspiration for the character “The Dude” in the Coen brothers film The Big Lebowski.

Anyone who knows Jim Ganzer will attest to the fact that the movie’s most famous line, “The Dude Abides,” was his.

When it came to surfing Malibu, nobody rode the nose better than Lance Carson.

Different from Miki Dora’s smooth, narrow-stanced, trimming style, Lance’s technique was a more upright, bob-and-weave approach. He is known for his tail block stalls and cross stepping sprints to the nose. The Malibu icon provided the inspiration for the characters “Lance,” and “Matt Johnson” in his friend John Milius’ films Apocalypse Now and Big Wednesday.

Lance Carson, the inspiration for Lance in Apocalypse Now and Big Wednesday's Matt Johnson.
Lance Carson, the inspiration for Lance in Apocalypse Now and Big Wednesday’s Matt Johnson.

After shortboards replaced longboards and Carson’s surfing star began to fade, he focused his energy on building surfboards. Today, most surfboards are disposable, machine-made pop outs, but Carson’s are hand-shaped, meticulously glassed and some of the finest in the world.

George Trafton, son of NFL hall-of-famer George “The Brute” Trafton (center on Knute Rockney’s 1919 Notre Dame team, Chicago Bears player/coach), turned his prodigious athletic talent first to skateboarding and then to surfing.

People have lost sight of the fact that skateboarding’s true ground zero was Pacific Palisades.

More than a decade before Dogtown, George Trafton and others were doing unthinkable things on the town’s steep hills with only clay wheels. Instead of seeking a career in pro surfing, he became one of California’s greatest underground surfers. Trafton summered at Scorpion Bay, wintered at The Ranch, and spent so much time in the tube that he earned the sobriquet “The Mole.” In addition to his feats in the water, Trafton also had a Mick Jagger side, and was the lead guitarist for the Malibu surf band “Blue Juice.”

While money came and went, properties were bought and sold, Ganzer, Carson, and Trafton were Dionysian men of action. For better or worse, they chose sensual action and experience-filled lives over material ones. 

None of them have Santa Barbara beach houses, Sun Valley ski houses, much less $1000 a night White Lotus-like resorts they can retreat to. 

They will now have to start over.

I head a small nonprofit called Fainting Robin Foundation. In short, we help people who need help. From persecuted professors and journalists, to the families of murder victims and POW/MIAs, to veterans trying to get the VA to honor their commitments, to civilians on the frontlines of wars, we help.

Fainting Robin has a very small budget, no office, or staff other than my wife Annabelle Lee and me. We have made a $1000 donation to each man. Anyone who wants to make a donation to Jim Ganzer or Lance Carson can make it through the GoFundMe links below

Help Jim here. 

Help Lance here. 

I could not find a GoFundMe Account for George Trafton. If you would like to make a donation to him, Fainting Robin can deliver it. Unlike GoFundMe, Fainting Robin will not skim a penny. All donations are tax deductible. Please note who you would like your donation to go to. www.faintingrobin.org.

Many other Waterfront Culture icons are equally deserving of support. Kathy Kohner Zuckerberg, the original Gidget, Dogtown Lord Skip Engbloom, and many others lost their homes. 

Even more tragic, lesser known Malibu surfer Randy “The Crawdaddy” Miod died with his kitten in his arms while trying to escape his beloved “Crab Shack” on Pacific Coast Highway. 

I am at a rare loss for words.

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Laguna Beach closed to surfers after massive sewage spill soils lineup

"A 'sewage swimming vacation' is a completely fictional concept, meaning a vacation where someone would intentionally swim in water contaminated with sewage..."

Southern California cannot catch a break. Fires still burning in Los Angeles, former World Surf League CEO Erik Logan celebrating his birthday in the South Bay and now Laguna Beach entirely closed after tens of hundreds of thousands of sewage just spilled into the Pacific.

The cause of this unfortunate disaster appears to be a break in a sewer main line near a park in Laguna Niguel that spewed 465,000 gallons of waste into the aforementioned waters.

Orange County Supervisor Katrina Foley declared, “I urge Orange County residents, visitors, and tourists to heed public health experts’ warnings and continue avoiding the closed beaches in Laguna Beach while the Health Care Agency conducts water quality tests.”

Surfline is currently reporting the artist’s haven is experiencing 0-1ft surf in the “poor to fair” range though is expecting a “fun” pulse of northwest swell to arrive beginning tomorrow.

It likely won’t be as “fun” when colored brown and smelling of toilet.

Real quick, though. Google, as you have certainly seen, has rolled out its AI generated information at the top of any search. I just attempted to find the clip of Ed Helms and Christina Applegate bathing in sewage in the 2015 remake of National Lampoon’s Vacation and typed “sewage swimming vacation.”

The bot informed me:

A “sewage swimming vacation” is a completely fictional concept, meaning a vacation where someone would intentionally swim in water contaminated with sewage, which is highly dangerous and not recommended due to the serious health risks involved; swimming in sewage-polluted water can lead to infections like gastroenteritis, skin irritation, ear infections, and potentially more severe illnesses depending on the level of contamination.

How stupid is that?

Here, anyhow, is the clip. Enjoy.

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