The Surfival Train is leaving the station!

Hop aboard the world's richest fantasy league before it's too late!

Surfival League sign-ups are closing soon (the Pipeline hooter may blow in exactly 24 hours) and if you’ve been sitting on the sidelines thinking, “I’ll get to it later,” now’s the time.

Here’s the deal.

Surfival is simple, fun, and cutthroat.

You pick one surfer to survive past the early rounds of each event. Just one. If they advance, you stay alive. If they don’t… well, it’s game over. Oh, and here’s the kicker: you can only pick each surfer once all season. Strategy matters. Gut instincts matter. The Colapinto Curse matters.

But here’s what makes Surfival special: it makes early round heats incredibly entertaining. You know that surf group text thread you’re in? It’s going to be blowing up in the Round of 32 (reminder to tell your friends about Surfival).

Plus, where else are you going to turn $25 into a boatload of cash and PANDA Surfboards?

Signing up takes two minutes—tops. And once you’re in, you’re in for the season (until you’re not). From the first horn at Pipeline to the Finals at Cloudbreak, it’s you versus the world. Or at least you versus your buddies, CJ Hobgood, coworkers, and that one cousin who swears they know more about surfing than you do.

So here’s the big takeaway: sign up. Right now.

Don’t wait for some magical reminder.

Don’t put it off until tomorrow.

The Surfival Gods are waiting.

Sign up here!

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tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

chances that a gas leak from a improperly abandowned well may purge. not a chance. BG Environmental Directors grouped and properly abandonded. Do you have a town house in Torrance. Watt? May still need…Chryslers? Go CHiefs~ comment image?_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=aa7b47&_nc_ohc=NAJ45jwAS5gQ7kNvgHgbbIs&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&_nc_gid=AEL2RYaEnqFlv-bK5FRSFjh&oh=00_AYB8tw8Lr_VpLWVykTELmDiFpWf9O2Gc1XLiUUD8TyKLvA&oe=679CEBA1

Sofa Surfer
Sofa Surfer
1 year ago

I’m a go with my gut kinda gal.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago

Should I pick Pip or save him for the tank!
Oh but the tank is bigger now right? Right!!?!?
Xox

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

adult humans generate 5K vubic ounces of phlegdum o’v a life time…dat’s not sustainable. need spittoon~

Mapski
Mapski
1 year ago

I can’t decide whether to go with Gabe Medina or Crosby Colapinto.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
1 year ago

Do you take trumpcoin?

bob
bob
1 year ago

No one takes a trump like you Bexy, dry no lube.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
1 year ago
Reply to  bob

Hes a machine.

Otto
Otto
1 year ago

Took less than an hour for Colombia to do an about face.
Leadership machine

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
1 year ago
Reply to  Otto

Imagine refusing entry for your own people.
Bad move

Otto
Otto
1 year ago

FAFO diplomacy. Love it.

deeks
deeks
1 year ago
Reply to  Otto

He pardoned Ross ulbricht ! I’m coming around

Otto
Otto
1 year ago
Reply to  deeks

Promises made. Promises kept. Trump promised the Libertarian Party in May 2024 he would commute the sentence of Ross.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Otto

export fuel and ain’t cleaning 130 transport plane’s fuel bladders…without methylene chloride and flouromethylchloride..

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Otto

that octopuss extract and puff pillows~

Firelipe Torpedo
Firelipe Torpedo
1 year ago

you son of a bitch I’m in


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