Plagiarism, great minds or monkeys strapped to keyboards?
An online sleuth has shocked the surf journalism world after he revealed that the Rupert Murdoch-owned tabloid news.com.au used almost identical wording from BeachGrit in a story about Tyler Wright heading to Abu Dhabi where she’ll bravely test that Emirate’s anti-gay laws.
The story was such a predictable gambit Tyler’s shaper Jon Pyzel, my third favourite in the game, a few strokes behind Johnny Cabianca and Matt Biolos DM’d me before I’d even written it predicting its arrival.
“Slow year for surf news?” the transcendentally sexy Pyzel wrote in response to a story sourced from the BBC about sexist surfboard shapers. “Can’t wait to read the latest (regurgitated) piece about Tyler and Abu Dhabi.” Pyzel added an “Oh brother” emoji for effect.
Anyway, I threw the thing together, fingers cramping from all the cutting and pasting, although I spent a few minutes on trying to describe Sharia Law.
I eventually settled on,
When the story went live the BeachGrit commenter Gil Gunderson wrote, “Baited and clicked. Bravo, sir.”
And he was right!
But he didn’t know how right!
The following morning, news.com.au ran a story called, Tyler Wright will compete in wave-pool event in Abu Dhabi where homosexuality is outlawed which contains the passage,
You see? A little similarity there?
Or am I tripping on the delicious mushroom chocolate I imported from Byron Bay?
Three choices: plagiarism, great minds or me and the unnamed news stringer are just a couple of dumb ol monkeys with keyboards strapped to our chest and we somehow hit the same pattern of keys.
I lean toward the third.


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paid to reduce hope’s chest~
Some one deserves a spanking 👋👋
many years in business. big-breasted secretary’s elude me. not givin’ up hope~
It’s plagiarism. DR is a wordsmith and robots are trash
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“Monkey’s strapped tp keyboards”?
VONR’s working for Murdoch?
she asked for the president to intervene and he agreed to send in ‘big balls.”
Hopefully they arrest Turpel for kissing ass the whole event.
Or….just both extracted from the same A.I.😜
Great catch! In a land where toilet water swirls the wrong direction, is it fair to say that the Murdoch tabloid’s syntax offers a plethora of excess Santorum that is likely lost on those who are not properly schooled?
Wait a second – Sally Fitzgibbons has a jurisdiction? She can tie me up and throw me in her dungeon!
She very Dungeness…’cept the small mice follow her squeals.
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good ole sexy Mr P, lurking around BG and sending the odd DMs to DR, too frightened to rise to the surface in the actual comments for fear of the shellacking he might experience .. it’s all right JP, none of us ride ghosts anyway, everyone will be cool, just don’t mention global warming or Gaza or Gorillas.
When JJF can surf the ghost as well as he does, i’m not gonna touch it because no way will it go as good for me.
Just shape us a board with heaps of volume but you can still hit the lip and you’ll be richer than Hayden Cox.
DEI i41 want toknow who the contest judges aresend in musk and his big balls. turn the WSL and the Dubians and the Inertians and the madcows upside down. revolt and block the freeways, airlines, EVs chargers, media suck asses, and shut down the water flow…except in Cali. Surfrider wants to shut down rivermouths…circular firing squads.What a glorious time to be free. No mo’ spandex jackets for everyone. Viva Darwin~
spandex jackets??????
d fagan IGY song….
Mushie chocolates from Byron?
Might as well move there along with the rest of the Aussie surf world.
Can’t take all of those publishing millions with you, so may as well spend it on avo toast, cappuccinos and rapidly rising houses; in Byron.
Byron the place and Byron the state of mind are not the same thing.
Byron the place just got too fn expensive. It’s no longer a real place. Well it’s real, but no longer taking bookings. The state of mind persists. Every hipster surf dude and dudette, plus every backpacker wants a part of it, even if it’s just the word “Byron bay” printed on the side of a beer can.
Probably the same as Hollywood and Manhattan.
Byron…hmmmm…Rich Hipsters pretending to be Hippies , living in a bubble of self…as they follow like sheep ,a path, of material self induced righteousness calling themselves surfies…
last time I came back from Byron , I found myself saying , ” I’d rather live in Corio than Byron!” Climates better and people are a lot more real……..but can’t wait to get back to Byron as it makes home seem so much better…it’s like going to the USA…I love it there because I know I will be outa there and home again soon!!
Are mushie chocolates for fun guys?
metric tons from columbian chocolate increased to 10K. cocaine continues to… snort!
“Metric tons” sound very large
condoms in madagastar…
DOGE on X is like Mad Magazine back in the70s. Wildly entertaining.
he strood o;ve thew clilff seciding wherer he should jump…~and tripped~
close to my heart. Mad. Bg even funnier, in the hay dude dazes~
I’d lean towards the human-centipede of AI chatbots writing ‘news articles’ for ‘news websites’.
But there’s a funny little giveaway at the end, turning the dismissive ‘a little gay kissing’ into the factual ‘as little as gay kissing’ .
Either way, sue the bastards, get rich so you can get rid of BGs pop-up-ad curse.
The human editing of superfluous AI work needs more work…
Surely adding new pop up windows has by now become a labour of passion.
Dang, I wish we could get rid of pop-ups. But better version coming soon.
VALs love working on their pop-ups. Get chas on the job
curse ‘ o conspiring?
The lovely lass that I have been intermittently ripping apart like a cooked chook is quite partial to some girl on girl activity saw Tyler’s Pipe victory speech and was like “ohhhhh god give it a rest love…”
Even the lesbians hate her!
What a cunt!
Xox
Where’s the wow emotion when you need it?
They hate her so much they couldn’t even be bothered to chair her up the beach!
glittering generalities…some are over-looked…playboy models/
i’m bernie taupin. dammit~ https://youtu.be/6yeCOeG2cLU?si=t3dkE32YU9JP-nNa
Can not wait for Media Watch next Monday!
Medina watch now!
Xox
She is so oppressed.. scissors for freedom
I’m going to keep calling her a cunt until it warrants her yelling about oppression! Poor thing!
Xox
vacuum cleaner with a 2-inch hose looking at surfing blogs…no cuntx~
Fourth: they’re using chatbots to write articles.
He needs to put “cunt” in the titles!
Xox
I think not so good for SEO.
Fifth option: derek copied it off news corp?
…or he’s been reading their dross for his entire aussie life and is now like a trained bot; writing in the only style he’s ever read when picking up a newspaper.
Only poss if I could see into the future! Came out the day after.
You read my mind JP.
Weirdly, it was the one sentence I thought about in that story. How to describe Sharia with a modern-ish twist. Divine revelations coded into etc etc. Not AI style,.
Exactly! AI ain’t above co-opting human work!
In fact, it’s their raison d’etre!
BREAKING NEWS! Gil surfed today!
Just a few backhand hits in a rip bowl?! Don’t forget Ol’ Gil!!
Xox
Can ol’ Gil get a hit!?
Don’t forget rust proofing on those backhand hits! They’ll rust right out on ya!
Xox
No..! I swear it Cookie, I’m scared of backhand hits!
the tollhouse cookies baked last night did not workout…but dat thighmaster w/ Anna Kournkova commercial at the doggie bowl and acia buy surf pipeline. choose mo’ gamblin’
That’s EXACTLY what I was thinking my man!!
Where you shred, brother?
Tub shreds!
Which tub?
Our tub! Homebush!
Warm water!
Cooking! Equatorial!
Disney Seven Dwarfs bubble bath plastic figurines/
Haunt me/
They remain~
Derek, so it’s OK to say you write for the Murdoch press, we won’t think any more or less of you, but possibly and enlightenment might be due to visit soon?
got in front of a tv camera once for an interview and swiftly laid out the scene. CUT~Let’s do it again producer said.
used a machete~