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Online sleuth reveals Murdoch tabloid used exact same wording as BeachGrit in Tyler Wright Abu Dhabi story

Plagiarism, great minds or monkeys strapped to keyboards?

An online sleuth has shocked the surf journalism world after he revealed that the Rupert Murdoch-owned tabloid news.com.au used almost identical wording from BeachGrit in a story about Tyler Wright heading to Abu Dhabi where she’ll bravely test that Emirate’s anti-gay laws. 

In a fitting slice of irony, your ol pal DR only wrote the story ‘cause he couldn’t find a damn thing of interest out there so since the tour was heading to the Middle East, why not swing back a few months to when Keala Kennelly, Tyler’s brother Mikey and Mikey’s wife Shenay lit up at the WSL for running a contest here gays can theoretically be executed for finding a little of that wild, but forbidden, love. 

The story was such a predictable gambit Tyler’s shaper Jon Pyzel, my third favourite in the game, a few strokes behind Johnny Cabianca and Matt Biolos DM’d me before I’d even written it predicting its arrival. 

“Slow year for surf news?” the transcendentally sexy Pyzel wrote in response to a story sourced from the BBC about sexist surfboard shapers. “Can’t wait to read the latest (regurgitated) piece about Tyler and Abu Dhabi.” Pyzel added an “Oh brother” emoji for effect. 

Anyway, I threw the thing together, fingers cramping from all the cutting and pasting, although I spent a few minutes on trying to describe Sharia Law. 

I eventually settled on,

The UAE’s penal code is ruled by divine revelations coded into what is called Sharia Law. Homosexuality is illegal with jail terms up to fourteen years. Fines and imprisonment exist for a little gay kissing in public.

Beachgrit copied by news. Com. Au
The passage as it appeared on BeachGrit yesterday.

When the story went live the BeachGrit commenter Gil Gunderson wrote, “Baited and clicked. Bravo, sir.” 

And he was right! 

But he didn’t know how right! 

The following morning, news.com.au ran a story called, Tyler Wright will compete in wave-pool event in Abu Dhabi where homosexuality is outlawed which contains the passage,

The UAE’s penal code is ruled by divine revelations coded into Sharia Law that makes homosexuality illegal, with fines and imprisonment for as little as gay kissing in public.

News. Com. Au copies beachgrit. Com
News.com.au&Rsquo;S Version Of The Passage, Published Earlier Today.

You see? A little similarity there? 

Or am I tripping on the delicious mushroom chocolate I imported from Byron Bay?

Three choices: plagiarism, great minds or me and the unnamed news stringer are just a couple of dumb ol monkeys with keyboards strapped to our chest and we somehow hit the same pattern of keys. 

I lean toward the third.

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tim_nelsen

paid to reduce hope’s chest~

Sup Braj

Some one deserves a spanking 👋👋

tim_nelsen

many years in business. big-breasted secretary’s elude me. not givin’ up hope~

Noncompetitor

It’s plagiarism. DR is a wordsmith and robots are trash

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Happy Camper

“Monkey’s strapped tp keyboards”?
VONR’s working for Murdoch?

tim_nelsen

she asked for the president to intervene and he agreed to send in ‘big balls.”

Sean Connery

Hopefully they arrest Turpel for kissing ass the whole event.

snapper

Or….just both extracted from the same A.I.😜

Picard Madeoff

Great catch! In a land where toilet water swirls the wrong direction, is it fair to say that the Murdoch tabloid’s syntax offers a plethora of excess Santorum that is likely lost on those who are not properly schooled?

Jimmy the Saint

Wait a second – Sally Fitzgibbons has a jurisdiction? She can tie me up and throw me in her dungeon!

snapper

She very Dungeness…’cept the small mice follow her squeals.

Firelipe Torpedo
Rocks local

good ole sexy Mr P, lurking around BG and sending the odd DMs to DR, too frightened to rise to the surface in the actual comments for fear of the shellacking he might experience .. it’s all right JP, none of us ride ghosts anyway, everyone will be cool, just don’t mention global warming or Gaza or Gorillas.

Low wide stinkbug stance

When JJF can surf the ghost as well as he does, i’m not gonna touch it because no way will it go as good for me.
Just shape us a board with heaps of volume but you can still hit the lip and you’ll be richer than Hayden Cox.

tim_nelsen

DEI i41 want toknow who the contest judges are send in musk and his big balls. turn the WSL and the Dubians and the Inertians and the madcows upside down. revolt and block the freeways, airlines, EVs chargers, media suck asses, and shut down the water flow…except in Cali. Surfrider wants to shut down rivermouths…circular firing squads.

What a glorious time to be free. No mo’ spandex jackets for everyone. Viva Darwin~

Rocks local

spandex jackets??????

tim_nelsen

d fagan IGY song….

Barnycle

Mushie chocolates from Byron?

Might as well move there along with the rest of the Aussie surf world.

Can’t take all of those publishing millions with you, so may as well spend it on avo toast, cappuccinos and rapidly rising houses; in Byron.

Low wide stinkbug stance

Byron the place and Byron the state of mind are not the same thing.

Byron the place just got too fn expensive. It’s no longer a real place. Well it’s real, but no longer taking bookings. The state of mind persists. Every hipster surf dude and dudette, plus every backpacker wants a part of it, even if it’s just the word “Byron bay” printed on the side of a beer can.

Probably the same as Hollywood and Manhattan.

Brutus

Byron…hmmmm…Rich Hipsters pretending to be Hippies , living in a bubble of self…as they follow like sheep ,a path, of material self induced righteousness calling themselves surfies…
last time I came back from Byron , I found myself saying , ” I’d rather live in Corio than Byron!” Climates better and people are a lot more real……..but can’t wait to get back to Byron as it makes home seem so much better…it’s like going to the USA…I love it there because I know I will be outa there and home again soon!!

Picard Madeoff

Are mushie chocolates for fun guys?

tim_nelsen

metric tons from columbian chocolate increased to 10K. cocaine continues to… snort!

Picard Madeoff

“Metric tons” sound very large

tim_nelsen

condoms in madagastar…

Picard Madeoff

DOGE on X is like Mad Magazine back in the70s. Wildly entertaining.

tim_nelsen

he strood o;ve thew clilff seciding wherer he should jump…~and tripped~

tim_nelsen

close to my heart. Mad. Bg even funnier, in the hay dude dazes~

notsurfingtoday

I’d lean towards the human-centipede of AI chatbots writing ‘news articles’ for ‘news websites’.
But there’s a funny little giveaway at the end, turning the dismissive ‘a little gay kissing’ into the factual ‘as little as gay kissing’ .
Either way, sue the bastards, get rich so you can get rid of BGs pop-up-ad curse.

Picard Madeoff

The human editing of superfluous AI work needs more work…

M.

Surely adding new pop up windows has by now become a labour of passion.

The Bitchy Crab

Dang, I wish we could get rid of pop-ups. But better version coming soon.

7dollarsurfboard

VALs love working on their pop-ups. Get chas on the job

tim_nelsen

curse ‘ o conspiring?

Dogsnuts

The lovely lass that I have been intermittently ripping apart like a cooked chook is quite partial to some girl on girl activity saw Tyler’s Pipe victory speech and was like “ohhhhh god give it a rest love…”
Even the lesbians hate her!
What a cunt!
Xox

Low wide stinkbug stance

Where’s the wow emotion when you need it?

Sean Connery

They hate her so much they couldn’t even be bothered to chair her up the beach!

tim_nelsen

glittering generalities…some are over-looked…playboy models/

tim_nelsen
John Wayne

Can not wait for Media Watch next Monday!

Dogsnuts

Medina watch now!
Xox

Kennypowersmullet

She is so oppressed.. scissors for freedom

Dogsnuts

I’m going to keep calling her a cunt until it warrants her yelling about oppression! Poor thing!
Xox

tim_nelsen

vacuum cleaner with a 2-inch hose looking at surfing blogs…no cuntx~

Chazz Michael Michaels

Fourth: they’re using chatbots to write articles.

Dogsnuts

He needs to put “cunt” in the titles!
Xox

The Bitchy Crab

I think not so good for SEO.

Low wide stinkbug stance

Fifth option: derek copied it off news corp?

Barnycle

…or he’s been reading their dross for his entire aussie life and is now like a trained bot; writing in the only style he’s ever read when picking up a newspaper.

The Bitchy Crab

Only poss if I could see into the future! Came out the day after.

Barrelled

You read my mind JP.

The Bitchy Crab

Weirdly, it was the one sentence I thought about in that story. How to describe Sharia with a modern-ish twist. Divine revelations coded into etc etc. Not AI style,.

Chazz Michael Michaels

Exactly! AI ain’t above co-opting human work!

In fact, it’s their raison d’etre!

Gil Gunderson

BREAKING NEWS! Gil surfed today!

Dogsnuts

Just a few backhand hits in a rip bowl?! Don’t forget Ol’ Gil!!
Xox

Gil Gunderson

Can ol’ Gil get a hit!?

Dogsnuts

Don’t forget rust proofing on those backhand hits! They’ll rust right out on ya!
Xox

Gil Gunderson

No..! I swear it Cookie, I’m scared of backhand hits!

tim_nelsen

the tollhouse cookies baked last night did not workout…but dat thighmaster w/ Anna Kournkova commercial at the doggie bowl and acia buy surf pipeline. choose mo’ gamblin’

Gil Gunderson

That’s EXACTLY what I was thinking my man!!

The Bitchy Crab

Where you shred, brother?

Gil Gunderson

Tub shreds!

The Bitchy Crab

Which tub?

Gil Gunderson

Our tub! Homebush!

The Bitchy Crab

Warm water!

Gil Gunderson

Cooking! Equatorial!

tim_nelsen

Disney Seven Dwarfs bubble bath plastic figurines/
Haunt me/
They remain~

Brutus

Derek, so it’s OK to say you write for the Murdoch press, we won’t think any more or less of you, but possibly and enlightenment might be due to visit soon?

tim_nelsen

got in front of a tv camera once for an interview and swiftly laid out the scene. CUT~Let’s do it again producer said.

used a machete~


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