Australia’s Surfers Paradise turned into Surfers Purgatory after Alfred passing

The horror, the horror.

I recall, decades ago, laying on my bed, studying pictures of Snapper Rocks in the latest Surfing Magazine and being absolutely confounded. The crystalline waters, beautifully tapered rights, wild crowds were all exotic though understandable. What got me was the futuristic skyscraper city filling the horizon on certain shots. This was the time before internet and, first, I didn’t understand how a wave like that could break in what I imagined to be the innards of a bay. Second, I wondered how this Manhattan on the sand was not world famous. Third, I thought, “Some day, I will visit this magical Shangri-La and likely never leave.”

Well, years later I visited Australia’s Gold Coast for the very first time on assignment for the aforementioned Surfing. It was 2010 and the Association of Surfing Professionals Gold Coast Pro was set to kick off the season. The air was warm, the water was warm too, and I sat on my Coolangatta balcony gazing at the glory up the coast.

Surfers Paradise.

Eventually I hitched a ride and realized it was not very cool. Zero culture, bad restaurants, an odd scene, poorly behaved children on “schoolies” and promptly forgot all about it until this morning.

For this morning, I learned from the British Broadcasting Corp. that tropical cyclone turned very scary storm Alfred had eaten all the sand. All those tasty waves being stepped off into by local legends Mick Fanning and Joel Parkinson causing massive erosion.

Surfers Purgatory.

When I was there, in 2010, I tried to go to the ASP banquet at the Gold Coast Convention Center but was not allowed inside. Mick Fanning was being awarded his 2009 trophy, if I recall. Neither of us aware of the storm just over the horizon.

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Great White sharks in Western Australia
Whenever I'm with the it's-their-ocean crowd, I tell 'em: you gotta understand. This is only the beginning. In a generation nobody will want their kids paddling out into the blue when fatal attacks by Great Whites become weekly and not, as in the case recently, every two or three months. 

New report documents 773% increase in Great White attacks on surfers since protection in 1999

Before 1999, not one surfer in Western Australia had ever been killed by a Great White. By 2025, ten surfers had lost their lives.

Same ol story, same theatre, same tears, same croc-teared politicians fronting the media yesterday when another surfer was disappeared by a Great White shark in West Oz, the 25th fatal attack on a surfer in Australia by a White since the fish was listed “vulnerable” in 1999. 

The Great White attacks surfer story has now become so commonplace it was barely reported by the mainstream press yesterday, a cursory paragraph buried deep beneath the stories of house prices and panicked stories about Donald Trump and his razor-gang. The Guardian didn’t even bother covering it.

This, despite a young man being disappeared in front of his girlfriend and a dozen other surfers by a “massive” Great White shark. Gone. His ruined surfboard floating in a pool of blood his tombstone.

Whenever I’m with the it’s-their-ocean crowd, I tell ’em: you gotta understand. This is only the beginning. In a generation nobody will want their kids paddling out into the blue when fatal attacks by Great Whites become a weekly sideshow and not, as in the case recently, every two or three months.

For a little perspective, before 1999, in Western Australia not one surfer had ever been killed by a Great White. Zero. After protection, ten. 

In NSW, one surfer was killed by a Great White in the eighties; after protection, seven. 

South Australia, a known Great White superhighway so attacks weren’t surprising, two surfers were killed pre-protection, after, seven, including four in the last year. 

Queensland is the outlier here. 

One before, one after, a legacy of scrupulous shark netting although readers will remember Nick Slater being hit by a Great White after a build-up of sand had moved the sandbar so far out surfers were sitting adjacent to ‘em. 

As Longtom, RIP, reported, 

“The nets were set, along with an array of eight drum-lines. The nets, just landward and to the north of where Slater was surfing, the drum-lines array, just seaward of the Snapper Rocks line-up. That left a corridor aimed directly at Slater of around three or four hundred metres in width in which a White shark swam before attacking the man.

Interestingly, no fatal hits by Whites on surfers in Victoria or Tasmania. 

However you slice it, it’s an almost eight hundred percent increase in Great White attacks on surfers since the then conservative government listed ‘em as “vulnerable” in 1999. 

The listing prohibited deliberate killing, injuring, or trading of Great Whites, with penalties up to $110,000 or two years imprisonment, though incidental catches by fishers required reporting and release where possible. 

The population has since rebounded to what my ol pal Jeff Schmucker describes as “back to pre-white man biomass.” 

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Josh Kerr (pictured) an environmental hero. Photo: Acciona
Josh Kerr (pictured) an environmental hero. Photo: Acciona

Josh Kerr hailed as environmental savior after making ten surfboards from recycled wind turbine blades!

"At its core, our brand is about enabling the best surfing experience with quality products, in a sustainable way."

Surfers, all, live lives of impossible-to-reconcile hypocrisy. On one hand, we love the ocean and need its reefs and waters to be healthy. On the other, our boards, wetsuits and trips to far flung regions of the globe are all utterly toxic. While some, like the World Surf League simply attempt to wash the gross in green, planting a bush here, grafting a tiny coral there, others, like Josh Kerr, have become environmental heroes.

Kerr, a former mainstay on the Championship Tour, has become a tour de business in his retirement years. He co-founded a beer company which sold for a rumored $200 million, raised one of the more exciting surf prodigies in recent memory and, now, is busily repairing our damaged habitat.

Partnering with the Spanish energy giant Acciona Energia, Kerr has made ten surfboards for his Draft Surf brand using material from recycled wind turbine blades.

As any student of the times knows, renewable energies are in though wind power, whilst very clean, has messy problem. Namely, the giant shanks with catch the breeze are generally buried in the earth after decommissioning (usually a 20 to 30 year lifespan) and don’t break down for billions of years. Acciona, realizing the problem and wanting to address, called for Australian partners in helping find solutions using the blades from its Waubra wind farm in Victoria.

Kerr, 41, raised his hand high and used some composite turbine blade material in the deck, fins and “outer shell” of the aforementioned ten surfboards, according to Renew Economy. He bravely declared, “When Accions approached us about being part of the solution and working together to create these surfboards, we jumped at the opportunity. At its core, our brand is about enabling the best surfing experience with quality products, in a sustainable way – which aligns with Acciona’s vision.”

Australia’s federal energy and climate minister Chris Bowen added, “Around 90 per cent of what’s in a wind tower can be recycled. They can be shoes, they can be playground equipment, can be surfboards. So, when you see someone saying, what are we going to do with all the waste, we’re going to recycle the waste.”

Shoes, playgrounds, surfboards and a cleaner planet.

Huzzah.

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Great White shark at Wharton Beach, Western Australia.
Where is the humility of science in all this? It seems to have been subjugated to political activism. A skewed and almost misanthropic desire to reconcile the worldwide reality of overfishing with the mortal threat posed by surfers who play among these XXL flesh eating super predators.

Surfer-scientist relationship teetering on becoming combative after latest Great White attack on surfer

"Establishment science is colouring outside the lines when it comes to the reality of shark attacks on humans."

Another surfer disappeared by a Great White shark in Australia. This time at Duke of Orleans Bay, east of Esperance on West Australia’s uber-sharky south coast. 

Witnesses report seeing a “massive” Great White shark and a surfer in chest deep water was then reported to be in great distress before failing to make it to the shoreline. 

It’s hard to even begin to imagine the situation facing the loved ones and friends of the unfortunate surfer involved. Not to mention the coastal community in that beautiful part of the world. It’s not presumptuous to say that the thoughts of the surfing world are with them. 

Yet once again the response from authorities tends towards misinformation. The official line of reportage is that the surfer was involved in a “serious shark bite incident”.

Orwell’s dystopian classic Nineteen Eighty Four deals with a state untethered from the society it governs. Its institutions are not only removed from the people they purport to serve but from any semblance to reality itself. 

In our current times when the bashing of elite  institutions rates as highly as sportsball amongst the misshapen and unsightly plebeian masses, there’s no shortage of punters willing to becry a return to such Orwellian circumstance. Perhaps with justification.

As surfers, we are at the coal face of apparent institutional chicanery. We appear to  find ourselves confronted by a scientific establishment which seems determined to undermine any street cred it may have once had and replace it with hollow appeals to authority.  The surfer/scientist relationship is teetering on becoming combative. Surfers are faced with statements and claims from the scientific establishment which are based on no empirical science whatsoever and we are expected to consume these subjective opinions wholesale.

For example the scientific community, which is not a monolith but its media facing Talking Heads presents as such, is steadfast in its insistence that sharks don’t attack humans. No, they merely bite people. The insinuation is that sharks don’t want to eat people and that attacks are nothing more than unfortunate incidents arising from mistaken identity on the innocent shark’s behalf. 

This despite the regular full consumption of shark attack victims. This despite hundreds – thousands! – of recorded episodes of sharks returning time and again to finish their human meal in front of eye witnesses. This despite historically infamous accounts such as the people-buffet after the sinking of the USS Indianapolis in WW2.

Yet still the Orwellian dictate that every surfer chewed and swallowed into the gullet of a shark must be reported as a bite. Lest those toothy carnivores develop an unsightly reputation as consumers of flesh…

Then there’s the utter dismissal of the concept of the Rogue Shark. An idea that’s portrayed by the scientific establishment as a kooky conspiracy up there with invading Martians and their penchant for anal probes on unwitting flyover country farming folk. 

Yet is there any empirical evidence at all that certain individual sharks aren’t open to the idea of chowing down on a surfer every now and again if the seals, dolphins and snapper are a bit elusive at the moment? Particularly if they’ve had a bit of previous success in the game. 

Just because all sharks don’t enjoy the taste of humans, doesn’t mean that some particular individuals might not find it quite acceptable in a pinch. Metaphorically, most people I know would rather eat a yard of undercooked foreskin than an Australian Salmon but I also know a bloke who eats them on occasion because they’re easy to catch.

Point being, that there’s no accounting for taste. So where does the scientific community get off dismissing the notion of a large predatory fish occasionally trending outside the realms of known behaviour ….especially when the science itself always comes with a caveat regarding the impenetrable conditions confronting discovery of such an elusive species. 

Where is the humility of science in all this?

It seems to have been subjugated to political activism. A skewed and almost misanthropic desire to reconcile the worldwide reality of overfishing with the mortal threat posed by surfers who play among these XXL flesh eating super predators.

Just to put my colours to the mast – I’m against the culling of potential man eating fish. Because killing sharks accused of potential threat is nothing more than punishment for thought crime in the aquatic realm. If a shark harms a human then dispatch it to Davey Jones’ locker ASAP.

Until that time it’s another innocent animal going about its business.

In this instance it’s no less than the  business of being majestic and magnificent and representative of the irreducible power of nature. This remains true despite the similar hyperbole bleated by the urban Greens who’ve never strayed beyond knee deep at a chlorinated public pool.

Establishment science is colouring outside the lines when it comes to the reality of shark attacks on humans.

Recalibration of the field is in order if credibility is to be maintained. Surfers are natural allies with the scientific community, our voices and perspectives should be valued, not dismissed.

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Great White shark kills surfer Wharton Beach Western Australia.
In 1999, Australia declared the Great White “vulnerable”and made it illegal to hunt or harass the fish Since then, RIP Peter Edmonds, Tadashi Nakahara, Rob Pedretti, Mani Hart-Deville, Mark Sanguinetti, Tim Thompson, Nick Slater, Cameron Bales, Jean Wright, Nick Peterson, Simon Baccanello, Todd Gendle, Khai Cowley, Lance Appleby, Brad Smith, Nick Edwards, Kyle Burden, Ben Linden, Chris Boy, Ben Gerring, Laeticia Brouwer and Andrew Sharpe, RIP today's anonymous surfer. 

Surfer killed in chest-deep water by Great White shark at “world’s prettiest beach”

Predictable, but here we are.

A surfer has been disappeared by what witnesses have described as a “massive” Great White shark at Wharton Beach in south-west WA, a joint often listed among the world’s prettiest hits of sand. 

It’s the fourth fatal attack by a Great White in the area since although it’s been five years since local surfer Andrew Sharpe was disappeared by a “monster” Great White in 2020, a day when witnesses reported the water turning red one kilometre away.

That attack came three years after teenager surfer Laticia Brouwers died in front of her family after being hit by a Great White in 2017, where Sean Pollard, 23, had an arm and another hand bitten off by a Great White in 2014 and a few clicks away from where diver Gary Johnson was killed by a White, also in 2020. 

The poor soul’s name has yet to be released but expect the usual platitudes about Great Whites in the ocean, rarely happens, bees, car crashes and so on without a second given to the explosion of fatal attacks on surfers.

Local news reports the attack happened around lunch time and quoted Esperance abalone diver and Bite Club member Marc Payne as saying, “We used to have a big diving and surfing community here, but we don’t have that any more.”

It’s been a couple of months since the last fatal attack on a surfer. In January, Streaky Bay local Lance Appleby was killed by a Great White shark, the fourth fatal attack on a surfer by a White in South Australia in less than two years. 

Local fisherman Jeff Schmucker said the population of Great White sharks had “exploded” to such an extent surfing there was now a risk no one should take unless you had a jetski patrolling alongside.

In 1999, Australia declared the Great White “vulnerable”and made it illegal to hunt or harass the fish

Since then,

RIP Peter Edmonds, Tadashi Nakahara, Rob Pedretti, Mani Hart-Deville, Mark Sanguinetti, Tim Thompson, Nick Slater, Cameron Bales, Jean Wright, Nick Peterson, Simon Baccanello, Todd Gendle, Khai Cowley, Lance Appleby, Brad Smith, Nick Edwards, Kyle Burden, Ben Linden, Chris Boy, Ben Gerring, Laeticia Brouwer and Andrew Sharpe, RIP today’s anonymous surfer.

Add to the list all those surfers whose lives have been irrevocably changed by a Great White attack, as well as the swimmers, snorkelers and spear fishermen who’ve died since 2000, and the numbers become insane. 

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