"It's going to hold it this year, nobody takes it from us!"
The MEO Rip Curl Pro Portugal, Europe’s surfing grand slam, is now over with all eyes turning toward El Salvador and its glorious mega-prisons. The last frame on the men’s side featured Italo Ferreira and Yago Dora in the hideous chop, JP Currie rightly surmizing, “The best two surfers of the competition met in the final. That in itself can be considered success. Both Dora and Ferreira turned nothing waves into somethings. Few other surfers in the draw have this ability.”
An all-Brazil match ending with a Brazilian winner (Dora) and now four Brazilians (Ferreira, Dora, Toledo and Pupo) in the top ten.
Brazilian surf fans, much sad after last year was dominated by John John Florence, ecstatic once more, flooding the World Surf League’s social media channels to celebrate the return of that fabled “Brazilian Storm.
A sampling:
“Brazilian storm cryyyyyyyyy”
“Brazilan storm ”
“BRASIL = SURF ♂️”
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“Brasil ”
“Nation surf family “*
“It’s going to hold it this year, nobody takes it from us “*
“♂️♂️♂️♂️♂️♂️♂️♂️♂️♂️♂️”*
“The country of surf⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️”*
At time of writing there are over 1500 comments spread six posts. 100% of them Brazilian in nature.
But did you miss this passion, this exuberance? A gorgeous yellow, green and blue painted right over competitive professional surfing at its highest level?
The only question remaining in this 2025 Championship Tour season is how many death threats Ethan Ewing will receive and when he will receive them.
Exciting days.
*Apparently the internet scrubs Brazilian flag and fire emojis. Death threats to the internet too.
Speaking of texts and chats!
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I just like saying How Chee-yonkah Chum-bean-yoooo. Parabens…
Not so much treats, and deaths, than Dump and his dog, Nathan Yahoo!!!…
But if EE feels like a little kid, uncomfortable, frightened, maybe, I think, he should call…
https://youtu.be/Fe93CLbHjxQ?si=CDQiVlCHtjAQyG5P
Is there any other country whose “surf fans” even leave comments on WSL social media? I’d rather speed-read an Inertia article than leave a comment on a WSL post.
they’re bots which is sad enough, but worse if they’re not.
Completely wrong article. it should be. Business as usual for Brazilian surfers at the CT events. But where are the AMERICANS? Jake Marshall is leading the 0.01% at 16. Very close behind, is Griffin at 20th. Cole Hushmand at 22 is the other Musketeer. Three of the Best California Talents!! But wait… Where’s that guy from Florida? He used to do waaaaaay better than these robots. And tell Trump to get rid of Salazar, with that fake accent.And start a campaign Make Kanoa American again!
Ultra fans are just urban kids playin with their phones
I sure hope so. Felipe on a quad will be problematic.
Typical Brazilian Storm, trying to claim Yago as their own.
He’s clearly not Brazilian with that style.
Another hater?
Swifty!
Machado with wings
Libra or Red Bull!?
One of the worst burns you’ll ever get on the internet is a comment exclaiming “CRY IS FREE JAJAJAJJAJJAAJAJA”
OWNED!!! SLAVES!!!
In my earlier days I befriended a couple brazzo surfers while traveling. Once in a panamanian island chain and another in bali. The brazzos I was with were solo with girlfriend like myself. They too hated brazilian surfers and crowds. We bonded over these shared values. I write this not to change your perspective on them, or to give Barton Lins a chubby, but to let you know in my experience not all brazzos are created equal.
Genius! A country as big as Europe! Glad you had that insight, happy for you.
I think its a simple matter of class/education, those who have the cash to travel around and do surf trips are likely to be as you described and wouldn’t be keyboarding away celebrating the acheivements of others.
Just checking.
Ok Blowin, Dirty Sanchez, Dick Lover, or whatever your current name might be. Are you one of those people who look up a word in the dictionary each day and then make sure to use that word a couple times that day?
WSL should have had the mid-year cut in El Salvador so that those who get cut don’thave to travel very far to get a job, they can just head on over to the labor camps.
World Storm League
What the hell does that little blue circle with the arrow mean? Is that the new transgender logo?
That’s what the internet turned some Brazilian flags into. Death threats incoming.
The colonized storm the shores of the colonizer, emerge victorious, then promptly leave.
Hi I’m Pete Hegseth.
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There it is. That’s it. You got it. Perfect. So spot on. You are so in the know. Okay, now let’s go drop a couple GBU-54’s on the heads of some Houthis.
White House didn’t even even deny it happened.
Funny… believe it or not, I didn’t know what you were talking about. Googled “Breaking News Pete Hegseth”, and we get a piece from The Atlantic. THE ATLANTIC?!! Just goes to show the rot in the DoD is embedded deep. They will find out who was responsible for that, and that person’s military career will be over.
It’s a nothing burger. The fact its The Atlantic speaks volumes.
Every news site is carrying the story.
Yeah, but he said his name was included in the Signal app. It’s not like Hegseth has time to monitor something like proper recipients. There are entrenched “Resistance” actors littering the hallways of the Pentagon.
Trump, and Hegseth by his appointment, have taken Command of a ship where many ideological sailors on that ship hate them, and will go to extreme actions in furtherance of some fool hearty notion that mutiny must happen. This shit happens when the new Commander tells the crew to steer that ship in a new direction, that’s really just the better direction of ole.
It’s not just screwing up by adding a journalist to the chat group, using signal a publicly available app that you download for your phone to send highly classified war plans is an an insane level
of incompetence by everyone involved.
What could go wrong with hiring a fox news host to run the most powerful and complicated organization the world? Well we’re starting to find out.
Guess Biden and Lloyd Austin never got around to it
https://www.dodig.mil/reports.html/Article/3294159/management-advisory-the-dods-use-of-mobile-applications-report-no-dodig-2023-041/
Is Bill Maher bad now?
https://redstate.com/tladuke/2025/03/24/can-i-get-a-ticket-bill-maher-to-meet-with-donald-trump-and-kid-rock-at-the-white-house-soon-n2187047
I watch him sometimes. Dana Carvey was good on his show last week.
Not that funny himself but has some ok guests He’s kind of like me where he has opinions on each issue and doesn’t blindly fall in line with left wing ideology.
I believe that we should know who is in this country and California can’t pay health care for anyone in Latin America that wants to walk across the border.
By the way my sister sent me a photograph of my grandmother in the snow in Minnesota holding a rifle with two deer strung up to be skinned dressed and skinned but the weird part is there’s another deer just standing there looking at her.
Deer learn to hang around humans if they don’t want to get shot.
That’s also why you’ll see grizzlies roam through outlying housing tracks outside places like Whitefish. Cause deer there forget their survival skills.
My sister just took a pic of it with her cell phone so low quality. Pretty weird though. Animal killing grit.
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Deer: “I never liked that deer anyways. Good riddance!”
Good looking harvest.
I got this go-to venison chili recipe, finished with Jameson whiskey. Along with the back strap, those are the first earned meals I can’t wait to enjoy.
entrenched resistance actors….now that’s an interesting statement ….Heggy has no experience in his new role , and it shows………so what direction is the good ship pentagon now taking???
That’s what they call themselves: “The Resistance”
so they are resisting ..???……
In their own minds they are.
https://redstate.com/streiff/2025/02/03/dhs-resistance-leader-burned-in-hidden-camera-video-detailing-how-they-will-fight-kristi-noem-n2185168
https://redstate.com/streiff/2025/01/26/secdef-hegseth-makes-dei-rules-crystal-clear-but-does-anyone-care-n2184834
hmm the National security Council confirmed the authenticity of the group chat………It goes to show why so many former allies of the USA now see US security compromised….and are doing deals without the USA….as petey has shown…everything is for sale in the US of A
So much melodrama from you.
you call it melodrama, I call it reality……the facts are always hard for people who live in their own bubble of comfort…which is fine!
Some of us actually search for what’s real and what are the consequences of the reality we discover….which form opinions…address the statements / opinions and try not to target the messenger,LOL!
Bit like yeterdays post where I showed you the USA spends double to triple $’s per capita of other western country’s sepnd and have the worst health system in the western world…where does the $’s go??
I like the name suggestion “Department of War”.
I get it …dept of war…the question everyone is asking…war with ally’s on behalf of Russia…….what’s the USA ‘s interest?
Trump’s move towards Putin showed us who he really is. Just a Poker player with absolutely No values. Incredible that a country like USA has a ‘leader’ like that…. But at the same time, ‘Americans’ are dumb as hell, so no surprise here…
lol, ‘nobody takes it from us’ … joyous brazzo surf fans, let me introduce you to my little friend = the style lovin’ WSL contest judge
Barton Lins has been cumming nonstop since the Peniche final
Serious entertainment would be locking him and that Rabin douchebag in a room together to see what happens.
I think things might get a little steamy. ‘twould be Seven Minutes In Heaven—Brazzo style
No you are talking!
Yes, I am
Com! Was surfing, some waves this weekend. Yago won, Italow second, was the word at the beach, from the cel phones. People were casually at the sun, summer is over, the regulars are back, no more heat wave and flats… No big commotion. For us, it’s just regular stuff. Like when Senna used to rule F1, or Guga Kuerten Tennis. We love sports. Sorry about that… in California, people Compete, bu Don’t Compete…(another cool). Very strange place. Aloha. Bring on El Salvador, but PLEASE anger rid. Of Mitch Salazar and his fake accents. Abraço! Vai Brasil!
Someone is uncharacteristically cheerful, the non-sensical aspects your post notwithstanding! Does it merely take a Brazzo winning an event to put you in a good mood? Or is it the cocaine you share with the sharks? A bit of both?
I’m as mellow as it gets. Don’t get to intelectual
and I wholeheartedly agree with the second sentence of this post.
*too