"We recently had a baby…"
Days after silencing conspiracy theorists worldwide with a concise solution to Aristotle’s Wheel Paradox, Kelly Slater has opened a new front, joining Trump appointee RFJ JR in his quest to clean out the dirty ol baby formula biz.
Operation Stork Speed, launched by Robert F. Kennedy Jr, the jacked-to-hell seventy-year-old former junkie son of murdered attorney general Robert Kennedy and nephew of murdered president John Fitz Kennedy. is a plan to make baby drank safer and healthier for American families.
It tackles heavy metals (like lead) found in the baby drank by increasing testing and updating nutrition standards, unchanged since 1998.
The FDA will work with companies to create better formulas and improve labelling so parents know what’s in their drank. It also aims to strengthen the formula supply after past shortages. Kennedy says it’s about giving kids a healthy start, part of his “Make America Healthy Again” mission.
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A very good cause, you’d say.
Kelly Slater, a father of two, which includes twenty-eight-year-old photographer Taylor, and six month old boy Tao, is BFFs with both the the secretary of Department of Health and Human Services – RFK – and the Director of National Intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard.
Heavy hitters!
Kelly Slater writes,
“Happy to see this initiative. We recently had a baby and if we weren’t able to breastfeed we were very concerned about HFCS and other questionable ingredients in essentially every baby formula. With the minefield of toxins we have in overall health today (and the physical addiction to sugar most people have and don’t realise), we should all be as informed as possible about every ingredient and potential health impact, short and long term.”
With Elon, Tulsi, Tom Homan and RFK making such sweeping improvements to the lives of American citizens, might the question be asked: is Donald Trump on track to becoming the USA’s most effective prez ever?
The USA spends 2.5 times more on medicare , than France. Frances system provides comprehensive medicare for everybody.
So why is the USA medicare so shit for $16K per person in the USA gets spent and it’s the worst of any western country?
RFK anti-vaxxer , except he had his family vaccinated during COVID……now the measles outbreak in Texas……..do you let the measles run wild for the unvaccinated??
So how does RFK study the affects of toxins in baby formulas with scientific study being cut back….if you want something to be worried about…check your water supply as to how much Forever Chemicals/PFAS are present, and what are the health risks…and why are there hardly any research being done on the affects of PFAS….cancer causing and guys ..testicular cancer and kidney cancer….etc….baby formula vs global drinking water…hmmmmmm
Did I miss something? Or maybe it was a joke that went over my head but is Kelly’s baby really named Tao?
Yes most effective.
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I’m thinking back to all the times I drank out of the garden hose as a kid. Maybe it turned out to be an insane prophylactic!?
Chaz compiles shitposts like this and wonders why readership has slid into the toilet.
Let me be clear Chaz. It ain’t fukin funny anymore when your cancer doctors call you up and tell you that they think they should start the next round of radiation early because they believe Medi-Cal will not cover it when it comes time because of the current fascists in the White House.
It’s not fukin funny anymore when the felon rapist in the White House starts acting like a petulant child and denigrating foreign Nations in which you may have financial interests. It really isn’t funny when your mother loses half her pension because the petulant man child in the White House decided to take off the mask and go full fkn racist temper tantrum on the leaders of the country she has a pension in.
I can go on about how this fukin fascist piece of shit in the White House and the fukwads that he surrounds himself have already had negative impacts on our lives but this post would be a small novel.
BeachGrit constantly putting wind under the wings of these fascist trying to tease out some lolz and clicks has become super old and played out.
Trumps deportations would free up massive Medi Cal resources. Newsom wants to be 3 billion in the hole to cover illegal aliens health care as well as yours.
Except it’d actually costs billions to do.
What Mass deportations? More hot air coming out of the fascist regime
Forgive me if I don’t take my medical advice from random people on the internet that prove that they have zero scope of extrapolation to be able to figure out how depleting a tax base might destroy institutions built on it and listen to what my health Care professionals are telling me.
Nope
They are correct that there are a lot of issues with how the us does baby formula. It’s also a textbook example of regulatory capture. I just don’t trust the judgment of anyone who allows Slater et al into their orbit to actually fix it.
Maybe try breast milk Kelly, even the Chinese stuff would be better than formula
Classic “old dad”thinking that he is the first person to ever think of these things
Well… in their case it would be the “Chinese stuff”.
TLDR. Can someone just tell me if I have to drink boob or bottle. Tia.
Yeh nah.
I see what you did there
WSL has had 5 days off and cant even get a live feed with graphics right – bunch fucking kooks
Probly the same way they sold Islam as good and homofobes bad
The Kennedys have been monsters for decades.
https://www.theguardian.com/books/article/2024/jul/02/maureen-callahan-kennedy-family-women
https://www.theguardian.com/books/article/2024/jul/08/ask-not-the-kennedys-and-the-women-they-destroyed-maureen-callahan-review
JFK’s conduct mimicked the tom-catting of his father, Joseph, who kept his wife, Rose, permanently pregnant while he took up with movie stars such as Gloria Swanson – whom he raped without bothering to introduce himself at their first meeting – and Marlene Dietrich. Not to be outdone, JFK shared Marilyn Monroe with his brother Bobby, his attorney general. Appointed ambassador to the UK in 1938, Joe declared democracy to be defunct and hailed Hitler’s new world order. He particularly admired Nazi eugenics, which weeded out human specimens he found “disgusting”, and he applied the sanitary theory to his own family. His daughter Rosemary seemed emotionally volatile and looked too chubby to appear in press photographs; deeming her a “defective product”, he had her lobotomised, which left her “functionally a two-year-old”. His wife was not consulted about the operation.
Hell ya, nothing says dismantle the deep state like the name ‘Kennedy’, family of total outsiders!
Bro said absolutely nothing in that post and the worlds #1 dad was like, ‘incredible’.
Think I’ll wait to hear Otto’s opinion.
Eat baby food. Never clog a toilet again.