“Schooled by a legend”
Only one month ago Instagram users were hailing Kelly Slater, world’s greatest surfer etc, for his “best” and “most savage” online takedown, this time with a pithy comment on a reel of screaming woman chasing her Porsche convertible after presumably slipping it into neutral and taking the park brake off.
Slater, fifty-three, has long been the voice of reason in online debates and demonstrates no hesitation in spiking trolls with his his razor-sharp sword.
Who can forget these classics.
“Blood feud: Slater vs Flat Earthers!”
Earlier today, @scipopuniverse, a lightly followed account that claims to be “exploring the universe’s wildest theories” posted a video demonstrating Aristotle’s Wheel Paradox and concluding it proves human beings are living in the fabled matrix, a fake reality made by advanced computers or aliens.
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With commenters spellbound by the revelation, Kelly Slater quickly hosed down the idea of living inside the matrix.
“Science hasn’t explained it yet? The small one is using the circumference of the larger one when you put them together.”
“That’s not an explication,” replies a French reader.
Challenged, Slater explains: “The circumference on which it is rotating is a larger length. It’s just a circle doing a single rotation both on the same length now that they are attached and rolling as one. Not sure how to dumb it down any more.”
The response was instant and overwhelming in favour of the champ.
“Schooled by a legend.”
“You are most definitely right. This poset is meant to create rage, bait or people without critical thinking skills commenting on how they’re solved the mysteries of the universe.”
“When the GOAT retires but is still the GOAT in maths.”
“It has to be my boy Kelly Slater putting down the boat and spitting some facts. So many cool mysteries and people lose it with bullshit.”
“Another reason why Kelly Slater is my hero.”
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There is no way anyone will ever convince me that Slater does not take drugs of some kind, most likely LSD, mushies, peyote, DMT or similar.
What’s wrong with any of those substances that you listed? They’re all perfectly fine at the right dose in the appropriate setting.
Nothing wrong with them. Just saying Slater seems to use one of them pretty consistently.
People say I’m crazy
Doin’ what I’m doin’
Well, they give me all kinds of warnings
To save me from ruin
When I say that I’m okay
Well, they look at me kinda strange
Surely you’re not happy now
You no longer play the game
I’m just sittin’ here watchin’ the wheels go round and round
I really love to watch them roll
No longer ridin’ on the merry-go-round
I just had to let it go
– Kelly Slater
I’m no israeli cheerleader but geez due you’re reaching.
Fill the birdbath. Drink booze. Try n suurf tomorrow.
fuck maths
With articles like the above :
BG is sounding more like the Nation Enquirer all the time.
Wait, I thought everyone got their important news from BG. Plenty of experts in the BG comment sections. Surprised we haven’t already solved all the worlds problems here
We live in space , look up.
Mental Abuse To Humans (MATH)
Go comment on Newsweek or CNN or some shit…
Y’see it’s like a wave made by poor people hauling a plow, then a perfect little wave forms behind it.
The both run down the lagoon in perfect harmony and symmetry.
One 13-17ft Surfline wave and one 3-7 German Legged wave.
Perfect unison.
And that, is Aristotle’s Wave Pool Paradox
That little wheel be slippin’, half steppin’. It’s best explained by:
The velocity of any point P on a wheel can be written as the sum of two velocities: the velocity V⃗ of the center O and the velocity ω⃗ ×OP→ of rotation about the center, where ω⃗ is angular velocity (perpendicular to the plane of the wheel).
A wheel turns without sliding with respect to a given path if the velocity of the contact point between wheel and path vanishes. Let then C and C′ be the contact points of the two wheels. We have
v⃗ C=V⃗ +ω⃗ ×OC→andv⃗ C′=V⃗ +ω⃗ ×OC′→
If v⃗ C=0 then V⃗ =−ω⃗ ×OC→ and
v⃗ C′=−ω⃗ ×OC→+ω⃗ ×OC′→=ω⃗ ×(OC′→−OC→)=ω⃗ ×(CC′→).
This cannot vanish, unless C=C′. So the assumption that both circles turn without sliding is false.
Look what you stepped in, you stepped in mess.
There they go with the “Maths” bullshit
He can’t be all that on to it of he’s chosen to have his only son known forever as ‘Towelie Slater’ after officially naming him Tao Lee Slater.
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Poor kid…
https://uploads.disquscdn.c… Look, I don’t want to brag , but just noting that I posted this 6 months ago…
god damn nostrodamis shit, any pointers on stock market?
that would be actually useful info, which means it’s way out of my reach … just hanging on for dear life like the rest of the non-Warren Buffett suckers out there
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Don’t forget to bring a towel!
Xox
Could’ve been Brock Lee….
“that’s the melody to funky town!”
Srs question though—are you Muslim or are you just cosplaying as one?
He is Aussie and like Dane Reynolds… Go figure… World is full of idiots.
An Aussie cosplaying as an Arab? A bit like a Brazilian cosplaying as a Hawaiian, no? Sound familiar?
He’s in vested garb.
BOOM!
But has he given a name to his kid yet?
Yes. Com Turren Slater. As ‘american’ and ‘inteligente as one can be.
He’s wheely good, hey?