Lady Gaga lawyer savages Lost after surfboard co. files “Mayhem” lawsuit

"It’s disappointing — but hardly surprising — that someone is now attempting to capitalize on (Lady Gaga's) success..."

The legal war between Lost Surfboards and Lady Gaga has escalated extremely quickly. Hours ago, surf fans learned that the San Clemente-based operation sued the songstress over the use of the word “Mayhem.” Ms. Gaga’s sixth studio album, released March 7, 2025, is titled “Mayhem,” you see, and written in “cool twelve-year-old-boy” font.

Lost has, of course, used “Mayhem” on its surfboards for much time and has officially owned the mark since 2015.

Biolos and co. asked Team Gaga to cease and desist though after allegedly being ignored filed suit.

Not content to wait for judge and jury, Ms. Gaga’s lawyer Orin Snyder blasted Lost, telling TMZ, “It’s disappointing — but hardly surprising — that someone is now attempting to capitalize on her success with a baseless lawsuit over the name ‘Mayhem.’ This is nothing more than an opportunistic and meritless abuse of the legal system.”

Ouch.

But do you think that Lost is ready to go scorched earth over the issue or do you imagine that a strongly worded statement implying coattail riding will be enough to send the World Surf League’s winningest board shaper to the hills?

The ball, as it were, officially in Lost’s court.

Enjoy some music whilst waiting for the return.

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BoardLord
BoardLord
1 year ago

It’s MAGA vs Gaga…

SaltyHB
SaltyHB
1 year ago
Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago

hmm MAGA meets and sues GAGA!

7dollarsurfboard
7dollarsurfboard
1 year ago

Nor is Jesus Brazilian.

7dollarsurfboard
7dollarsurfboard
1 year ago

I hope Matt brings his best poker face

Rich Marx
Rich Marx
1 year ago

I hate lawyers

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago

Mostly though, god is not a real thing. You have just been brainwashed to think its real.

Com Turren
Com Turren
1 year ago
Reply to  Barrelled

god isn’t real, but the ramifications of people’s conception of god certainly are, for better or worse. mostly for worse.

Stick man
Stick man
1 year ago
Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago
Reply to  Stick man

And we have a new addition to the lawsuit.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
1 year ago

If God starts talking back to you, seek psychiatric help.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
1 year ago

Dude are you that yotzak Rabins alt account?

"Helmets... Period."
"Helmets... Period."
1 year ago

I don’t wanna

hcmcloc
hcmcloc
1 year ago

Will Tommy Lee counter sue?

Com Turren
Com Turren
1 year ago

you know what the difference between God and a federal judge is though?

God doesn’t think he’s a federal judge.

Sup Braj
Sup Braj
1 year ago

Lost better lookout….. Minnie Driver is coming for you!

Piskian
Piskian
1 year ago

Isn’t it strange that we never see Lord Gaga?

Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
1 year ago

Matt’s lawyers’ fees are already worth the publicity. NYT story incoming in 5, 4, 3 …

Otto
Otto
1 year ago
Reply to  Noncompetitor

It’s almost like a Super Bowl ad on the cheap-ish

Com Turren
Com Turren
1 year ago
Reply to  Noncompetitor

until Gaga’s lawyers find out about Cole Houshmand’s international sex dungeon operation with Andrew Tate…

Nonagon_Infinity
Nonagon_Infinity
1 year ago

Matts gonna have to do a collaboration. Gaga Jumper, Sub Gaga..

Martins Pottery Class of ‘89
Martins Pottery Class of ‘89
1 year ago

Round Nose Gaga

Stick man
Stick man
1 year ago

The Lady Killer

justiceminister
justiceminister
1 year ago

Someone should be suing world governments for the mayhem that is gobbling us all up right now.

@surfads
@surfads
1 year ago

Copyright infringement auditor Matt Biolos

Com Turren
Com Turren
1 year ago

Matt will dismiss this lawsuit after the court refuses to enter a preliminary injunction. No judge is going to believe that surfers are likely to be confused as to the source or sponsorship of the Lady Gaga clothing

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

To misquote Chris Eubank Snr – “we are a terror and the proceedings will be parliamentary!”

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

How much will the little dance cost Lost?

Com Turren
Com Turren
1 year ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Bremer Whyte will easily bill them 400 – 500 grand between now and whenever the court rules on a motion for preliminary injunction.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

Yikes! Gaga should have titled her album “ultra hard surf candy.” Nothing but applause from here.

Otto
Otto
1 year ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

“here” conspicuously not bold, nor underlined as a link. nothing

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
1 year ago
Reply to  Otto

Back to drawing board.

Otto
Otto
1 year ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Poster board or chalkboard?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
1 year ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Sounds like a grooming site

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago

Hey there Sugar tits, you wanna sit on Daddy’s knee?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Im good.

@surfads
@surfads
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

I often have trouble with preliminary injunctions, but I found some pills that help.

channelbottom
channelbottom
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

Maybe not core surfers, but slightly clueless people think they’re buying surf-related clothing…

SaltyHB
SaltyHB
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

She was wearing a Mayhem hat on SNL and I thought maybe she was pals with Matt!

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
1 year ago
Reply to  SaltyHB

Plot twist..


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