"My heart is full of gratitude for these moments of togetherness and renewal."
First daughter Ivanka Trump’s surf bonafides need no burnishing here. The blonde 43-year-old fell in love with our Sport of Queens some seven years ago and has pursued hungrily ever since, criss-crossing the globe for some tasty waves. She has surfed in Miami, in Lemoore, on FlowRiders and now in Costa Rica.
Photographers captured the mother of three riding the pura vida in her now-iconic four-year-old-pretending-to-surf stance, wearing a fluorescent orange bikini one day, a black bikini the next (see here).
Trump, herself, took to Instagram to share, “Spending Passover and Easter week surrounded by the raw beauty of Costa Rica was a gift beyond words. Time slowed. We surfed under golden skies, zipped through the jungle canopy, leapt into cool waterfalls, read until the sun dipped low, and surrendered to stillness and deep sleep. But more than the adventure, this week was about reconnecting—with the Earth, with faith, and with one another. Logging off and tuning in. Grounding in nature’s rhythm. Feeling the sacred in the silence, in the laughter of my children, in the breath of the trees. My heart is full of gratitude for these moments of togetherness and renewal. Wishing you all the same kind of peace and presence, wherever you are. Pura vida. Shalom.”
A message universally adored with zero detractors in any corner?
Well, apparently not and according to the Fox-owned sport and political commentary website OutKick, the surf adventure has “triggered fat liberals.” A real shame, if true, but while on the subject, do imagine those on the right or those on the left are generally fatter?
Something to think about.
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Truth! The Purple Hair Roast Beef Manhaters Club doesn’t like fit people having fun, it’s very hurtful…
Leftys replace food with cock.
cooked or sashimi ?
damn bexy are you pining for a lefty???
I heard it on CNN, where truth matters
not herr Truth Social??
as opposed to Truth social??
They smoke it, cock smokers.
Now of course she will be poo stancing on a softtop at nosara but let’s just pretend for a second that she was knifing in under a thick lip at witches rock in some stiff offshores. Dreamy
I don’t know her name but that chick at the top of the page has gone huge nowadays .
She should join the women’s tour
she could buy the tour with hair dadda……the greatest most bestest surferess in history Make Ivanka great again..has a nice ring?
i met her once or twice she is actually OK in a weird hawk sorta way.
Sounds like my ex
Sauritch
Shaper rankings?
Leftist suburban women are the worst of the worst. No HamSammishes.
The absolute worst time of the whole year to be at a beach in CR is Easter week it’s a zoo everywhere
Some commenters have shown statistics claiming Hawaii to be one of the healthiest and least obese states.
Lies.
Damned lies.
And etc.
Anyone who’s seen the updated Magnum PI knows this is a pack of lies and that Hawaiians are all obese and unhealthy, with surf styles equal to or worse than Trump, Gaga, Hill and McConaughey et al.
As evidenced here
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Out of all the natively born and bred Hawaiians it’s obviously only the Florence brothers and a few of their friends (plus some other howling haole happily camping imports and tourists) who aren’t breaking the scales…
When your body runs out of places to store your consumed fat, and gives up real estate on the back of your skull, it’s time to reassess your food consumption choices
fortunately for this lil’ haole camper, my family imported to Hawaii in the 1920’s.
Hence you’re included in the “natively born and bred Hawaiians” bit, along with all other Amish, Californish, Chinish, Filipinish, Germanish, Japanish, Jerseish, Jewish, Mexicish and Pennsylvanish etc natively born and bred Hawaiians with names like Abellira, Ho, Lopez, Rothman and a caste of many others who aren’t obese and unhealthy with surf styles equal to or worse than Trump, Gaga, Hill and McConaughey et al…
HAHA
I don’t consider myself to be “Hawaiian”
You can always identify as a Hawaiian.
I identify as a conveyor belt.
Ay ?
What ?
Why not ?
Apparently all (or at least most of) the other natively born and bred Hawaiian islanders do…
I work in the Hawaiian Cultural community with too many actual “Hawaiian”.
not a good idea for me to pull the “indigenous card”.
until I was 18 years old, I thought my actual name was Fuckin’ Haole.
I barely speak pidgin. only use it when I need to get myself out of a situation.
Nah, just don’t buy into the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, and god.
You’re missing out on the chocolate crucifixes
I think he got the idea from all the “clowns and retards” that use words like “retard” as a noun as opposed to a verb. I think we might need some help from Firelipe Torpedo to straighten out ya tall poppy, bogan ass on this one.
Yep. Gavin opened up Medicaid to illegals and promptly ran out of money, followed by billions more in “loans”, followed by asking for even more billions. And we’re only 1/3 of the way through the year
isn’t it amazing that the USA spends per capita…2 1/2 times more than France on health care…and has the worst health care in the western world….it’s the system that’s broken!
The USA also has almost 5 x the population of France. So 2.5 times the amount is a bit stingy
per capita…in other words for every american citizen , including children ….$14,570 is spent….are you getting great value and frre doctors and hospitals like France??
I had a surfing incident that required plastic surgery 6months ago and Medicare paid for it. And compared to other hospitals I’ve been to, it was pretty schmick So yeah.
I had open heart surgery last year , at the Royal Prince Albert in Sydney…2 weeks in hospital , used my medicare card 0 cost! all post recovery physio etc …free….spent a lot of time in hospitals in USA/France/Australia……the USA just makes profit on every part of their health care….scammers!
Or not.
You’ve been to the bible belt. It’s not even close. All backed up by healthiest vs unhealthiest states.
Top 10 Healthiest States (Based on multiple sources):
Hawaii: Often ranked at the top due to factors like low rates of obesity and heart disease.
Colorado: Known for low obesity and heart disease rates, along with a high physical activity percentage.
Vermont: Frequently appears in the top 3, along with New Hampshire and Massachusetts.
Connecticut: Ranks consistently among the top 5 due to its strong performance across multiple health metrics.
New Hampshire: Often ranks first in social and economic factors and behaviors.
Massachusetts: A consistent performer, often in the top 5.
Minnesota: Ranks among the top 5, particularly for seniors.
Utah: Ranks well for senior health.
New Jersey: A strong performer in the top 10.
Here’s a more detailed look at some of the unhealthiest states:
West Virginia:
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This state consistently ranks poorly due to high rates of obesity, smoking, substance abuse, and drug overdose deaths.
Mississippi:
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Known for high rates of obesity, diabetes, and food insecurity, Mississippi also has one of the highest rates of adult smokers.
Louisiana:
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This state struggles with high rates of obesity, food insecurity, diabetes, and poor air quality.
Kentucky:
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Kentucky faces challenges with obesity, high rates of adults with no physical activity, and poor air quality.
Arkansas:
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This state has high rates of smoking and food insecurity, along with concerns about air quality.
Oklahoma:
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Recent studies have shown Oklahoma to be among the unhealthiest states, with poor scores across multiple health categories.
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According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), the states with the highest obesity rates in 2023 are:
West Virginia (41.2%), Mississippi (40.1%), Arkansas (40%), Louisiana (39.9%), and Alabama (39.3%).
Other states with high obesity rates include:
Oklahoma (38.2%), Indiana (37.8%), Ohio (37.7%), Tennessee (37.6%), and Iowa (37.4%).
According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), the states with the lowest obesity rates in 2023 are:
Colorado: 22.6%
Hawaii: 26.8%
Massachusetts: 27.1%
California: 27.7%
New York: 27.9%
Vermont: 28.0%
New Jersey: 28.1
Connecticut: 28.2%
Washington D.C.: 28.3%
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Jesus makes you fat
That would explain the Waco thing.
What about Brett barley
if you surf as often as he does, Jesus has no power over you
Italo/Gabby ???
they aren’t fat either
“Only” 22.6% being fat is still pretty shit though.
Chat gpt. The tool that makes you a tool
Oh FFS. You can find this shit anywhere.
Ha ha ha
Must be why the millions of illegals choose those states to start their new life of crime after of committing the Federal offense of entering the United States illegally
She appears to like surfing in a poo-filled ocean…with a poo stance no less! https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
What the hell is happening to that bubbling water and don’t you stop taking lessons at some point?
Not photo shopped. From a linked article to this one.
Which ever ones (right or left) live by the Waco pool are definitely fatter. Witnessed it with my own eyes. Very large humans, carrying very large cases of Dr. Pepper, were entering the lazy river by the minute.
It’s wild in 10-15 years surfing changed from something that you’d hide from your professional life to being a class signal for cultural, political, and economic elites. People used to see surfers as carbon copies of Spicoli but now they’re gonna think something closer to Zuck.
I still hide it.
Except, Zuck doesn’t surf.
But the masses don’t really know that—they just know what they see.
… what he, Murdoch, Google, Musk etc. tell them to see
Same. If you want a decent job and surf a lot you should still avoid talking about it. All it does is raise questions. What you really need is time.
I don’t know—the boss (a newbie or a Val), might be a weekend-warrior and be fine with it, or even like the fact you surf.
Times have changed—for better or worse.
I guess it depends on the boss. The older ones still associate it with being flaky, broke, scammy, sunburned, scruffy, addicted and work avoidant. I do anyway
Well put,—that pretty much describes me to a T—at least in my younger days….
“Client meeting” at the Pier Bowl.
There is nothing worse than someone asking “Are you a surfer”, or someone telling someone else “Hey, he’s a surfer, you should talk”. It was always seen as sacrilege to say “surfer”.
9/10 ten times that happens, I have to endure talking to some clueless kook that I have to be cordial to on account of respecting someone else’s personal or business relationship
Exactly. Always seems to involve seeing photos of the other person surfing too. I always find it best to just play it off that I don’t actually surf.
“Rumors of my shred have been greatly exaggerated”
But you know your salads
thank you for your kindness to me and my fellow kooks
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