“It’s a deeply personal project for us…this is our forever home.”
The randy property developer DJ Fisher, once a pro surfer but now better know for techno anthems celebrating lube and pussy juice and shaved babylike snatches, has revealed an artist’s impression of his luxury $50 million Gold Coast tower.
His eight-storey tower on Jefferson Lane in Palm Beach is called Pescado, the Spanish word for fish, and has six full-floor units plus the big ol’ four-bed penthouse with its own rooftop terrace which Fisher will live in with his wife Chloe and chillun, one-year-old Bobbi.
For years, DJ Fisher, who turns forty in November, had been quietly buying up exceptional pieces of beachfront land at Palm Beach on Queensland’s Gold Coast. In 2020, he spent $A2.1 million for a 4000 square foot parcel and followed that up when he bought the neighbouring block three years later for $A3.1 mill.
“After weeks on the road, all I can think about is getting home, (and) that feeling of calm, of being fully present, is what we want to bring to Pescado,” DJ Fisher said.

“Palm Beach is part of my DNA, and that’s reflected in Pescado’s design, which captures the natural rhythm and energy of the coastline – it’s wavy and groovy, just like my music. We wanted to create a space where people can entertain, bring their friends over, and truly enjoy the coastal lifestyle. Pescado is not just another luxury development – it’s a deeply personal project for us (because) we’re not just building this place and moving on; this is our forever home.”
The apartments, all of ‘em with three bedrooms, start at $5.25 mill.
The last time we saw DJ Fisher on these pages, a man with a crown as barren as a mountaintop, was in December when he debuted a classic Caesar look with short, horizontally straight cut bangs.
The hair was courtesy of the wizardry of Brisbane-based hair transplant expert Dr Rukshan Senanayake who plugged the hair into Fisher’s crown with a painstaking 8369 hair grafts.
The operation, you’ll recall, is a gory ballet of scalp manipulation where the surgeon slices into the donor area, usually at the back of the head, extracting strips of hair-covered flesh with a scalpel.
The harvested strip is then diced into tiny grafts, each one a clump of follicles with bits of tissue clinging on. These grafts are meticulously poked into bald patches with needle-like tools, causing more bleeding and swelling.
The scalp is dotted with blood, scabs forming where each graft has been implanted. The patient leaves with a head bandaged, hiding the macabre scene underneath.
let’d go underground~ with wires…
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you expose ’em we’ll protest!
a big beach…
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Pretty low sky if 8 stories is scraping it
He should have called it Pendejo
Wish I could upvote this 10x
This was written by someone with severe dementia or an even more severe case of attention deficit disorder w/hyperactivity, I haven’t determined which.
what’s this article about? Someone living on the beach? A developer developing some building with 3-bedroom apartments? The memoir of a hair transplant patient?
it’s either that or this whole website is effed up
What’s up Chloe Chapman! we missed you
where can Lassie dump a load? need plaxtics~
You had me feeling wavy and groovy at…”techno anthems celebrating lube and pussy juice and shaved babylike snatches”
limp biscuit but a load of fresh fish on Tues…sparkletts too and coffee machine! deli sammies lead to another…
local girl!
I knew you were lurking around.
local judges we are~
Just feels tight
is this nike on? mic?
Cringingly tacky as expected.
I can see scaffolding up in 5 years after handover
I’m no mathamademiologist, but 6 floors at 5.25 = 31.5. So he’s only out 18.5 for his penty. Makes sense that’s it’s deeply personal.
fuck property barons, it will have favelas on the goldy in 30 years with the mansions on the front
trade workers needed by some ding named Craig~
I might buy porn from a guy with hair plugs, definitely not a $5.25mil dollar apartment though…. I have standards…
Nothing like rationalizing why the shit you can’t afford sucks.
Thats what you do in construction. My excuse for my current project is its too far of a walk from bedroom to kitchen.
Need some more hits, DR, at least until the contest starts. I’ll try to help:
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how’d you treat a bloody nose? bloody mary?
That’s the spirit..probably a lot of injuries on those sites too…cursed.
I wouldn’t buy one…you’d hear his laugh echoing down..and the whole building would be crawling with the toppest best cunts EVER. Having the best times. I would slit my wrists to the sounds of them revving up their jetskis…the toppest bestest bunch of top fucking cunts having the best time ever…and then they’d start killing themselves…one by one.
The White Lotus Australia
I created something deeply personal in the toilet. I called it “Pollo.”
2X4s redwood plywood or foam with three redwood stringers?
This vile prick. I guess Hamas is in Australia now.
Spent about two months at Palm beach back in the day. Crashed our van on the way up there. Ate nothing but avocados and thousand island dressing. Good times.
need a sponsor?