And shuts down Hollywood Boulevard for "first time in LA's history"
The former-pro-surfer-and-comic-turned-DJ Paul Fisher, who trades under the stage name FISHER has shut down part of Hollywood Boulevard for a gig, along with Chris Lake, as part of the pair’s Under Construction concert series.
“We are honored to have been granted the privilege by the Hollywood community board, local and city officials, and the surrounding businesses to host an event of this magnitude in our backyard,” organiser Kobi Danan said.
“We hope that through this unprecedented occasion we can continue to further reinvigorate Hollywood as more than just a tourist destination, but a destination for our communities to come together.”
Banned from the event, curiously, was body armour, flags, glow sticks, LED gloves, hula hoops, hoverboards and Segways, narcissists, stuffed animals, tourniquets, wagons, hard hats and ammo.
In an interview with an Australian morning show to celebrate the tremendous achievement, Fisher quickly turned the interview down an uninhibited trail, lamenting the male host’s inability to stimulate his wife.
“I feel sorry for your woman,” says DJ Fisher, famous for the hits Just Feels Tight and Losing It, after the host complains of a short tongue.
The randy DJ has long been a sexual renaissance man.
One year ago, Fisher spoke frankly of his boldest fantasies.
In the vein of a young Barack Obama who wrote of making “love to men daily, but in the imagination” Fisher, playing a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill, said he would “definitely have to fuck Hemsworth… That thing, imagine slapping that fucking arse, it’s pretty good.”
Fisher then nominated the mixed martial artist and former UFC champion in both the featherweight and lightweight divisions Conor McGregor as someone whom he would enjoy getting down on his knees behind and, cock as red as a cheap piece of fishing tackle, storming the mysteries of McGregor’s ass, his phallus as searchlight.
No fuck is in vain, as they say.
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turn the jungle music down, babylon sisters. what does a president say? “My course is open…”
Did fisher steal jamie mitchels voice ? What a flog
He looks like his penis board with shades on
Can imagine this as italo’s next career move.
Slaying coke groupies in hotelrooms, drenched in redbull, true crowdpleaser. A true surfer by 60s standards.
This mans trajectory is hard to comprehend. All the failed qs warriors he battled with must look at his rise in a completely different world baffled.
Fisher is basically Milli Vanilli. Chris Lake ghost produces for him, and before that, when he was part of Cut Snake, Sedley was doing the production work.
what happened with him and Sedley? Why the split?
This sort of music is fucking garbage, so who cares.
Ive spent way to much of my life thinking about wether Karl Stefanovic is a flog or not
I believe him calling Fisher ‘Bro” multiple times should put an end to that.
He’s a classic!
How much is Fisher making per year? Gotta be over $10mil now ?