Skateboard legend celebrates elderly gay men with bold new eatery!

Introducing Chick & Hawk!

Social progressives have certainly been dealt a rough hand of late. It seems like only yesterday, because it basically was, that these United States had officially thrown off its puritan yoke, choosing to finally frolic in the sun-splashed, uninhibited fields. Rainbow flags celebrating the LGTBQIA+ community flew free, restrictive pronouns were abandoned, the Age of Aquarius in full swing.

Alas, Trump and his minions poisoned the American mind and, almost overnight, being “woke” became the worst of slurs. Universities quickly abandoned gender studies programs, diversity, equity and inclusion practices dropped hard, a pivot back to the olden days when the straight and narrow was the only path.

Emphasis on “straight.”

Well, San Diego’s Tony Hawk is bucking the current trend of uniformity, prejudice and exclusion by celebrating elderly gay men with his new chicken eatery.

Chick & Hawk, slated to open in North County San Diego very soon, promises to deliver on “the long-awaited collaboration between skateboarding legend Tony Hawk and celebrated chef Andrew Bachelier.” “Chick & Hawk,” the website continues, “is a fiery love letter to our community…. where passion for high quality food, next level beverages, and thoughtful hospitality will be translated through the vibrant lens of 90’s surf and skate culture.”

The sandwiches look absolutely to die…

…but more importantly, the fearless nod to “chickenhawks,” or as everyone already knows, silver foxes who prefer younger male companions.

Happy days here again?

Let’s hope.