"I need you to come over right now," Slater told best pal Benji Weatherley.
It is a remarkable thing that even after forty years in the spotlight, Kelly Slater still has the ability to surprise with revelations about a life lived almost entirely in the public square
And in a new interview Slater has pulled back the velvet curtain on a dark chapter when he, very briefly it must be noted, considered suicide.
The year is 1993. Slater is the hottest thing in the sport, the reigning world champ, the youngest ever, a surfer of zeitgeist shifting talent whom the previous generation, Gary Elkerton, Martin Potter and co, can’t get near.
It drives Pottz and Kong nuts, in particular, alpha bears flexing and grunting but failing, spectacularly, to rattle the wildly talented twink.
But then the ol wheels start to spin off their hubs and, to the surprise of everyone, Slater finishes the year sixth behind Derek Ho, Damien Hardman, Gary Elkerton, Pottz and Tom Curren, surfers, with the exception of Tom Curren, he’d usually beat in his sleep.
In an interview with the comic and RVCA sales rep Jay Larson and the noted Filipino surfer-skater Lyndon “Choccy” Cabello, Kelly Slater says it was the embarrassment of his results that had him sitting in his hotel room contemplating ways to kill himself.
Kelly Slater, whose vulnerability is evident in his ongoing online debates with surf fans, tells his hosts he doesn’t want to get into it too deeply, but “I was suicidal…I was so depressed and I had a moment where I was, like, ok, I’m considering this.”
The host asks Slater if his sponsors offered help and he tells ‘em, well yeah, if they knew. But, he says, he was in his hotel room in Kirra on the Gold Coast and called up old friend Benji Weatherley, staying nearby, and asked for his help.
“I need you to come over right now,” he told Benji.
This little fork in the road, says Slater, convinced him the pain of losing was far greater than the joys of cruising the tour with pals.
“I remember thinking, I have to put everything I have into (pro surfing) and see how far I can go with this competitive thing, all my focus, everything I do in the day effects how I’ll go. That was a real learning lesson, to get me focussed and on target.”
Slater is asked if any books got his head right and he says, yeah, he was reading the Tao of Health, Sex and Longevity, Modern Practical Guide to the Ancient Way is a book by Daniel Reid. The book was first published in 1989 and explores Taoist principles for diet, exercise, breathing, meditation, sexual practices, and more, emphasizing balance and harmony with nature’s rhythms.
Reid famously encouraged sexual yoga where men are encouraged to conserve energy by limiting ejaculation, redirecting it to enhance vitality, a practice long enjoyed by your old pal DR.
The book was so fundamental to Kelly Slater’s life he named his kid after it, explaining to the host that white people pronounce it Tao, like with a T, and the BIPOC among us, use a D, like, Dao.
Suicide talk swings in at eighty-eight minutes.
Also, who else into sexual yoga? I believe it should be taught in schools etc.
“I remember thinking, I have to put everything I have into (pro surfing) and see how far I can go with this competitive thing, all my focus, everything I do in the day effects how I’ll go. That was a real learning lesson, to get me focussed and on target.”
Sounds like he took the exact wrong lesson.
And his sidekick Seppo rabble rouser slap taker fills in on weekends
I just wanted to be the 69th comment…….lucky number!!
for sure thats why he doesn’t have more kids. he was pulling out and holding it in, maybe that’s why he’s angry online
That can lead to urinary tract infections, so it is always better to expectorate
Hi my name is Dunning Kruger and I know everything about everything. This is my son Tao pronounced Dao. Your welcome….
i prefer the term – come management
Can we get a story on premature flatulence? Many here can relate.
Did something like three weeks at G Land. Too long if you ask me, but it was a rare stretch where the Indian ocean swell machine was asleep. My thought was if anywhere had a wave at the time G Land was a good bet so I stayed put. Surfed a lot and practiced the sexual yoga. Didn’t even turn to ole Rosie Palm. Energy levels were through the roof. Watched Sea of Darkness out there in the jungle and after learning of Mike Boyum’s skull cave was very inspired to end my yoga practice. Upon my return home I turned my room into my own skull cave and went murderous on the pussy!!!
Pretty sure Suicidal Tendencies got a start on a few of the momentum movies… so, yeah. There’s that.
I’m not crazy………
I get your joke, but think they were in a bunch of bones brigade videos beforehand.
Kel doesn’t do empathy. Ever noticed that? Red flag. Massive red flag.
I had to go and reference check my joke. Turns out I had Unwritten Law’s Teenage Suicide running through my head.
Kelly? Empathy? Flags?
Criiiikey mate
Uummmm
Yeah well
I honestly don’t know how to be nice about this, but im trying very hard cos you seem like a decent bloke so I’ll go easy.
Considering that they started the band when Taylor Steele was 8 yrs old, and had released 6 albums internationally and had already had great success with early-core punk and then after changing up gears evolved into hard-core thrash as grown men before he’d even done his first movie 12 yrs later with it’s kiddie friendly pop-punk soundtrack as a still young brat, I just have to say NO, and leave it at that.
Only cos you always seem to be a nice guy.
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Whereas guys I know would track you down and let you know in no uncertain terms the extent of your (no-doubt accidental) disrespect, but I think I’d better just let it go now…
Cheers
Thanks for recognizing my nice guy status, spread the word. I’m funny too. Just ask me.
I’ve still got a ST cassette tape from ’86, almost played to death.
Luckily Kelly avoided the draft.
imagine history with no Kelly.
Sexual calisthenics aside, Ke11y still claims to “know more about being healthy than 99% of doctors” while his hero RFK Jr proceeds to kill thousands of Americans by implementing lunatic-fringe health theories as national policy as a government official!
With your comment, it is obvious that you have not studied the Health Field–Best to get a full spectrum asap–Mark Twain once knew a man> Who Knew Everything, problem was what he knew was not true.
RFK actually is in the process of banning food dyes in food and a few other nasty’s of processed foods…maybe not so lunatic fringe?
Kennedy is also pushing his blatantly false antivax agenda, which has already killed several children with measles and will kill thousands more if allowed to stand.
Robert F Kennedy Jr has NO formal medical education, training or background – he is an environmental lawyer who, once he ended his 15 years of heroin addiction, used to do good work in that field.
He has no business directing any medically-related agency at all.
interesting about measles , now here in Australia also….the question is if you are not vaxed for measles and you catch measles , should the health system cover the costs?
Yeah no-one in the current USA administration seems qualified for their jobs…but 15 years of heroin addiction , and he got thru it…..now that’s a positive!
He was rich enough to get good dope and not kill himself – there’s a wealth factor at play for junkies as well.
RFK Jr tuned his back on the accomplishments of his Uncle Jack, the President; his father RFK who was assassinated while campaigning for the Office of the Presidency and his Uncle Ted, one of the most effective Senators in US history, all great servants of the United States of America and the Democratic party – RFK Jr left the party and his family history of service to take a job he isn’t qualified for in the Trump administration?
Just pathetic and a man NEVER to be trusted.
GTFO US politics – Albo or Dutton is more your territory!
haha , you so damn judgmental …US politics has interested me for decades as it affects us all…if the USA sneezes the rest of the world catches the flu!……..
Ok so ya loved Ted K…….ever heard of Chappaquidddick…..everbody has their demons closeted or not….
Albo /dutton …glad you asked……dutton harnessed himself to the trump bandwagon , but over the last few mths as the world watches the demise of the USA…well right wing politicians are eating shit sandwiches globally….but more interesting is how bad will the USA get…or better??
If you paid for his book he’d like you more
…please don’t do that
book , what’s a book?
And just like that, he digs himself a new low
Come on then baldy
I fuckin’ dare ya…
The more I read about KS, the more I like Tom Curren and Tom Carroll.
Momentum generation BORING as hell, outside the water.
KS, Rob Machado, Dorian…
The only one who is Normal. Strider.
A lot worse things than being boring, mate.
It was good for about 3 years. I mean he was fucking so much better than everyone else.
But then it did get boring. And has been boring even since.
Then Blue Horizon managed to turn the only non boring guy who came along into an obnoxious wanker.
never forget that there was a guy who was as good as Kelly….maybe better…..he just couldn’t get 3 waves in a heat , worst competitor ever…….but….he became the first paid surfer not to surf in comps…..and Margo was great in any surf you could send him out in….an original power surfer..the greatest??
Best surfing I’ve ever seen live.
I always thought Gary Green was the first professional free surfer after Derek Hynd threw him a lifeline to keep him on the rip curl team. But he’d have to be 5-10 years older than Kelly and I suspect you’re thinking of a contemporary, maybe on your team?
Tom Curren did that music thing in 1993 range, touring the East Coast USA for Ocean Surf Aces. Sonny Miller playing footage and the fish there to be groped by the audience. Asked Sonny who the best surfer was he filmed and Sonny said “Frankie Oberholzer.”
lol, you really are Derek Hynd aren’t you! 😀
Don’t get me wrong, Frankie was pretty rad when he burst on the scene, but it was an epic fail that RC didn’t throw the cheque book at Kelly when he turned pro, especially given that he was already on the RC team (very briefly).
Whats the story- is JP a part-timer now?
24 hrs.
Missing the old writing / sex yoga desk?
Looking to gauge where your report sits?
I like to read the old boy once I skim the opening paras where he’s going on about running in the mud or whatever.
Will always read him on K.Slater.
Anyway, where is he?
I reckon practicing his narcissism so it’s front and center in his wrap up.
This is getting ridiculous now, maybe he’s just doing Aussie leg summary after Margs!
Only one rule – you gotta file or GTFO.
Shit or get off the pot, in plain terms.
Too much slater crap, dezzy.
I couldn’t give a fuck.
Yea, I know clicks n shit – but still…. It’s all just a big yawn with him.
Yes, more Alejo Muniz talking about his relationship with Jesus.
My I recommended “the psychopath test” by Jon Ronson (same guy who wrote “men who stare at goats”)
The upshot is that if you ever have to ask yourself “am I a psychopath?”, you’re not a psychopath.
It should have a photo of egghead on the cover. Read that book and you’ll have the guy worked out.
If BG keeps posting trivial stories on Slater—I, might consider suicide……..
PS
This KS dude has no bearing on my surf life whatsoever—except being an on-line annoyance….
once had a mate from UK he was into semen retention….this was 25 years ago…he was a street fighter/body builder…best steroid for building muscle….drink ya sperm!
Drink it where you can! Nectar!
Dude that is fucked haha.
Xox
do you work out with it?
Caio steals the spotlight with a click-baity headline implying his death, Kelly ups the ante with a suicidal headline of his own. Long live the king!
Squirting T wherever I go.