Demi Moore (pictured) blaming self for Rescue: HI-Surf's demise.
Demi Moore (pictured) blaming self for Rescue: HI-Surf's demise.

Surfers forced to take hard look in mirror after Fox reveals reason for “Rescue: HI-Surf” cancellation

We're the problem, it's us.

It has been a long, difficult few days for surf fans of the Oahu North Shore-based lifeguard drama Rescue: HI-Surf after Fox announced it would not be renewed following its freshman season. The stages of grief, each, thoroughly mined. Initial denial quickly gave way to anger which morphed into a deep depression. Finally, though, acceptance as the network revealed that we, you and I, are in fact, to blame.

Michael Thorn, President of Fox Television Network and Fox Entertainment sat down with reporters, recently, to explain, “We went all in on two shows last season — HI-Surf and [the freshman hit] Doc and we’re so proud of the success of Doc. Unfortunately, HI-Surf just didn’t catch on like we had hoped. It just didn’t resonate with our audience the way we needed to be able to return it.”

Yes, while one our, your and my, fingers was initially pointed at Fox, three were pointing right back. We surfers are the reason a show for us, about our heroes in our mecca, was not renewed because we didn’t watch it. Oh how we beg like spoiled children, “Give us authentic surf entertainment, give us authentic surf entertainment, give us authentic surf entertainment!” The powers that be then bend an ear and give us authentic surf entertainment but what do we do?

Ignore it and whinge about something else like Julian Wilson losing to Filipe Toledo at the Gold Coast Pro when he clearly should have won.

To be quite frank, we don’t deserve authentic surf entertainment.

A hard cold truth.

But speaking of Demi Moore, she just revealed that during her iconic return to film in 2003’s Charlie’s Angeles: Full Throttle, she did not want to be shot from behind. “All I remember is begging them not to shoot my butt,” she reminisced with Drew Barrymoore about her now-famous surfing scene. “I don’t know why that was my obsession.”

Essential.

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World's richest surf league just opened up a loser's round!
How it works •Pick one surfer per event •They have to make it past the Elimination Round •Can’t pick the same surfer twice •Last person standing wins Simple. Cruel. The way it should be.

Open for trading: World’s richest fantasy surf league opens up a loser’s round!

Lock in before Margaret River for chance to win a thousand bucks and a PANDA surfboard.

Righto boys, gals, you got roughly two-and-a-half days to lock in for Surfival League’s Second Chance League aka the loser’s round.

We’ve been running a fantasy surfer league for the past five years, richest game in this part of the world. Remember when the husband of Lakey Peterson won the WSL’s fantasy league and got…zero…for his skills? Not a dang YETI, no Baileys ladder. 

Here you gets real money.

Need a quick Surfival refresher?

Instead of picking a team of surfers, you pick one surfer to advance past the Round of 32. Last man standing wins seven thousand cash and three PANDA Surfboards.

After six events, Surfival League is a bloody mess. 97% percent of the league on the women’s side are out. Men’s isn’t much better. 93% percent done and dusted.

So here it is. The Second Chance League. A reset for the wrecked. The washed. The ones who thought Moana was a lock at Pipeline (28%) or the ones that got Colapinto Cursed (58% of you)

The Loser’s League starts at Margaret River.

Same rules. Same pain. Same Surfival gods watching your every move.

Who can join?

Anyone.

Doesn’t matter if you flamed out at Pipe or never signed up in the first place. If you missed the first train, this one’s still boarding (but leaving the station soon).

How it works
•Pick one surfer per event
•They have to make it past the Elimination Round
•Can’t pick the same surfer twice
•Last person standing wins

Simple. Cruel. The way it should be.

What do you win?
•$1,000 cash
•One fresh PANDA surfboard

Men’s and women’s leagues both get the full prize. Twenty bucks to enter. Best deal in surf fantasy.

Deadline is May 16 at 3pm PST. That’s soon. No begging for late entries.

Real words from real players:
“This made watching the WSL way more fun.”

“More fun than the official fantasy game, by a long shot.”

“Haven’t watched a second of pro surfing since I was booted from Surfival.”

That’s the energy.

Joy, devastation, and obsession in equal measure.

If you’re ready to feel something again, join us.

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Griffin Colapinto complains of cyber-bullying.
Griffin Colapinto complains of cyber-bullying.

US Olympian Griffin Colapinto invokes ghost of Teddy Roosevelt in war against “relentless cyber-bullying”

"This is a good opportunity to relate with anyone else going through cyber bullying, to tell you that you aren’t alone and that it sucks."

The Californian surf star, Olympian and, previously, a world title contender, Griffin Colapinto, has used former Prez Teddy Roosevelt’s famous Man in the Arena quote to strike back and what he says has been a “relentless” campaign of cyber-bullying.

In a post to his 338k fans, Griffin, who turns twenty-seven in July, ran a screenshot of Teddy’s quote along with this message.

Hey friends :), so those of you that have followed me over the years know I can be very open with my personal life and my feelings. My hope when I do that is for other people that are going through challenging moments, don’t feel alone.

So I wanna share what’s been happening in my world the past month or 2. I’ve been dealing with relentless cyber bullying from a few different accounts spreading false rumors about my personal life. I feel grateful that over the years I have developed the perspective and tools that allow me to look past this low frequency decision making. But when I see how it affects my family members and close ones, that definitely makes it harder to handle. I do feel this is a good opportunity to relate with anyone else going through cyber bullying, to tell you that you aren’t alone and that it sucks.

But if we can get anything good out of it, it would be to use this as an opportunity to challenge our self love and self belief. Focus on the people that truly love you. Don’t let anyone else determine your happiness. We have control of how we see the world! Stay positive and know that all storms will eventually pass. My compassion goes out to anyone else going through cyber bullying or any kind of bullying in general.

 

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The quote, if y’didn’t know, although you should you dang Philistines, comes from Teddy Roosevelt’s 1910 speech “Citizenship in a Republic” delivered in Paris.

Teddy said that true credit belongs to the person who strives, dares greatly, and persists despite setbacks, not the critic who merely points out flaws (ie. BeachGrit).

Teddy Roosevelt was a helluva man in the realest sense, lightly toxic, loved a clean kill, man, bird or elephant, and which he described as a mix of exhilaration and pragmatism.

He wrote of the Battle of San Juan Hill, where he killed a Spanish soldier, noting, “I had to do it.”

He expressed thrill in the chaos of battle, calling it “bully” (a favorite term for splendid), but didn’t dwell on the emotional weight of killing.

To friends, he admitted the grim reality—war was “savage work”—yet saw it as necessary for national honour.

Back to Griff, some sharp replies below the line.

“This internet thing is a real hive for low frequency pond scum. Well played sir!” writes Jed Smith.

“Fly high above the miserable scrubs,’ writes ageless Shane Dorian.

And from history buff, Matt Biolos, “Teddy Roosevelt is an American God.”

Ol Griff has long copped it from online pilots, usually from Brazilian surf fans after he’d put one or three of their favourites to the sword.

A few years back his mammy Camille reported “Violent, gruesome threats” from the Brazzos. 

“What I meant to convey is that the win doesn’t matter, it shouldn’t matter, at least not matter so much people want to turn violent. BTW Griffin is receiving violent, gruesome threats to his life and no one is doing anything to address the seriousness of the situation.

“Am I hysterical? Am I unhinged? Yeah, probably, but I am not going to apologize for raising hell. If I embarrass Griffin it certainly isn’t the first time, I assumed he got used to it. As most will now know, he got none of his chill from my DNA. I am not chill, have never been chill and don’t mind letting people know if I not happy with something.

“If people still think the comment to his post was motivated by ego, take a look at his stuff…did anyone even know Griffin and Crosby had a mom? I am busy with my own work/life. My comment was motivated by a mix of intense fear and anger.”

Question to the crowd. How do you think Teddy Roosevelt would’ve reacted to unkind comments on Instagram? With shotgun drawn or with tears?

Also, while we’re here, who else dreams of dying on the battlefield or while shielding children from a shopping centre jihadist?

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Mick Fanning “heartbroken” at sudden death of popular surf photographer

“So much love. Miss your sense of humour brother.”

The triple world champ Mick Fanning has led a chorus of tributes to the Finnish surf photographer Timo Jarvinen who died May 12, aged just sixty, from thyroid cancer.

“Oh my. Heartbroken to see this. So much love Timo. Miss your sense of humour brother,” wrote Fanning.

Stephanie Gilmore, Leonardo Fioravanti, Tom Carroll and Sean Doherty all praised the late, great shooter.

 

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Timo Jarvinen’s work, which was mostly wide-angle water, at least in surf, was all about snatching peak moments and steering away from what might be called a complete narrative.

Back at the turn of the century when I launched a new surf mag called Surf Europe in Hossegor, I had a Timo file. It was brief, maybe one sheet of slides, but, brother, he got in there.

Timo was born in Helsinki, far from surfing’s epicentres, but his passion for photography and quickly developed skills led him to become one of Europe’s most respected water photographers.

Influenced by his daddy and grandaddy, both skilled darkroom technicians, he developed a deep curiosity for the craft.

Timo’s career took off as Quiksilver’s staff photographer, where he shot iconic images of surfers like Kelly Slater and Clay Marzo. His work in the impact zone at La Graviere, Mundaka, and Teahupoo, demonstrated an ability to capture peak action amid the chaos.

Initially resistant to digital photography, he later embraced it, noting how it revolutionised water photography by allowing longer shoots with instant previews.

Timo thrived in extreme environments, from neck-deep in the water to gut-deep snow. His philosophy emphasised delivering under pressure, even when plans failed, a testament to his resilience.

Beyond surfing, he explored diverse subjects, rejecting the label of “just a surf photographer” to pursue broader action and lifestyle imagery.

In 2020, he critiqued Instagram’s shift toward stylised, static surf shots, advocating for dynamic, high-action imagery.

For a more complete obit, dive in here to read former Surf Europe editor Pauly Evans’ take on Timo’s short-ish but beautiful life.

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Forecasting giant Surfline accused of price gouging beleaguered Americans

Blame Trump's tariffs?

Tough days, these, for United States of Americans. Once a gilded economic wonderland, the past few years have seen skyrocketing inflation, stagnant or declining incomes and the potential for major doll and pencil shortages under Trump’s tariff seesaw. While many brands and companies have attempted to, at least, put forward sensitive messaging, feeling the consumer’s pain etc., the surf forecasting giant Surfline is allegedly not one of them.

The lid was blown right off the predatory scheme on Reddit where a US user shared news of Surfline’s most recent price increase, sharing, “Craziest move they made yet, they already get 99% of their forecasts wrong and now an upcharge? I can’t find any excuses to keep paying for this app. Not worth my money and effort to keep using this app.”

Well, global Surfline users came swinging in, shocked at the whopping $120 a year (up from $99) that Yankees pay. Australians, for example, pay $50 USD per year, Britons $46 USD and New Zealanders $56 USD. The more than double bill for the same access to the same cameras, forecasts had those in the forum scratching heads.

“Hey man they’re having to pay tariffs on all their imported waves, they can’t help it,” one opined.

Are they physically creating the waves for you in the USA?” another wondered.

Frustration quickly boiled over and the comment section soon became a safe space for the economically abused.

A sampling:

Giving me day old cam footage was the end for me. The current footage wasn’t very useful anyway, but the total corporate dick move of buying up all the local cams then giving day old footage was enough to make me boycott. I literally just go directly to the buoy from NOAA now. It’s better data anyway.

Thanks for canceling. They count the number of people who cancel and the number who just pay. That’s how they learn how much they can get away with. You are doing your part! I will do mine when my yearly renew comes up.

They’re pulling a Netflix on you

Hey. Let’s all cancel. I’ll start. Site blows anyway.

Literally the only value they add is cameras. I feel like this group puts too much importance on access to cameras. Just read the free forecasts and go when you think it will be good. If it’s not as good as you thought, oh well. At least you got a good workout.

Etc.

Kelly Slater even made a surprise appearance with one frustrated soul announcing, “Fuk Surflies and Slater !”

Do you use Surfline and have thoughts on the product? Feel free to share.

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