Lock in before Margaret River for chance to win a thousand bucks and a PANDA surfboard.
Righto boys, gals, you got roughly two-and-a-half days to lock in for Surfival League’s Second Chance League aka the loser’s round.
We’ve been running a fantasy surfer league for the past five years, richest game in this part of the world. Remember when the husband of Lakey Peterson won the WSL’s fantasy league and got…zero…for his skills? Not a dang YETI, no Baileys ladder.
Here you gets real money.
Need a quick Surfival refresher?
Instead of picking a team of surfers, you pick one surfer to advance past the Round of 32. Last man standing wins seven thousand cash and three PANDA Surfboards.
After six events, Surfival League is a bloody mess. 97% percent of the league on the women’s side are out. Men’s isn’t much better. 93% percent done and dusted.
So here it is. The Second Chance League. A reset for the wrecked. The washed. The ones who thought Moana was a lock at Pipeline (28%) or the ones that got Colapinto Cursed (58% of you)
The Loser’s League starts at Margaret River.
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Same rules. Same pain. Same Surfival gods watching your every move.
Who can join?
Anyone.
Doesn’t matter if you flamed out at Pipe or never signed up in the first place. If you missed the first train, this one’s still boarding (but leaving the station soon).
How it works
•Pick one surfer per event
•They have to make it past the Elimination Round
•Can’t pick the same surfer twice
•Last person standing wins
Simple. Cruel. The way it should be.
What do you win?
•$1,000 cash
•One fresh PANDA surfboard
Men’s and women’s leagues both get the full prize. Twenty bucks to enter. Best deal in surf fantasy.
Deadline is May 16 at 3pm PST. That’s soon. No begging for late entries.
Real words from real players:
This made watching the WSL way more fun.
“More fun than the official fantasy game, by a long shot.”
Haven’t watched a second of pro surfing since I was booted from Surfival.
That’s the energy.
Joy, devastation, and obsession in equal measure.
If you’re ready to feel something again, join us.
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wow. cool.
a long form pop-up ad for gambling.
Bro I got Marco “Filet” Mignot
well this is fucked. Im in
Gonna grab a 12 pack instead. At least then I can gaurantee a buzz.
90+% of punters being knocked out after 5 events is interesting.
Goes to show that people are shit at understanding the game.
I wonder how much of the 5+% remaining also had similar success in previous years.
Anyway, good on these folks for scrubbing up another board and some cash for the losers round.
I was one of the 17 people who survived to the final Lowers event a couple years ago, but have lost out at first event at Pipe last two years… It’s a lot of dumb luck!
The trick is understanding the draw and likely matchups in Rd 3. But even then you can eat shit.
The problem with Surfvival, which is a fun enough game, is that as it proceeds toward the end and gets more and more interesting, fewer and fewer people are there. It’s too bad that the rising intrigue is inverse to the number of people able to witness it.
Yeah, I didn’t play this year for that reason. I want to be invested in the game for the whole season, not 75% of it like how it’s rolled out for me previously.
Don’t need a “surfvival” loser’s round.
Anyone that follows the Wsl (Dirk Ziff’s baby) is already, and probably will always be —a big time loser…..,,
$1000 from BG? Going to need a few more pop up ads around here to cover that, I reckon.
Digga Bet is better. You send me 20 bucks , you receive a pic of my engorged penis. Winning!
whats your cashapp? (asking for Chas)
What do I get for $30?!?
Free photo and meal ticket to Friday night at his local bowling club. Raffle tickets for meat trays not included.