Great White shark Byron Bay.
The city of Byron Bay, tucked just under the border of Queensland in northern NSW, is known for a lot of things. It has the remnants of that seventies hippie vibe and, lately, has become ground zero for surfers chasing the sexy surf lifestyle of leash-less boards, button-ups in the surf, long hair and fantastic tans. But, now, Byron is… sharks. Big sharks. Killer sharks.

Australia’s Shark Crisis and the Anti-Human Underpinnings of Radical Green Policies

Balancing Nature and Human Lives: The Cost of Prioritizing Sharks Over Safety

Last year, I was asked to write a review of shark mitigation measures for a book to be published by Springer Nature. I have only ever had one piece of research published in a peer reviewed journal so it was a great honour to be given this opportunity. I embraced it as enthusiastically as the Blues Brothers embraced their own “Mission from God”.

Unfortunately, the publisher has rejected the piece. I am not disappointed, however, since I was anticipating rejection on account of my refusal to toe the environmental line.

I knew from the outset that I was out of my depth. So, I contacted the NSW department of primary industries (DPI) for guidance. The scientists at DPI are responsible for the state’s shark mitigation program. I had already criticised the program in a number of articles published here and elsewhere, so they didn’t jump at the opportunity to be dragged through the mud.

I did eventually get help from an independent shark scientist. I had initially wanted to get a co-author from each shark attack hotspot. So, I asked a shark scientist who had written a PhD on the shark crisis in Brazil, if he knew any surfers who might be interested. He didn’t know anyone suitable, but offered to be a co-author himself. He mainly just gave feedback. But, he did actually write a conclusion, which was so antithetical to how I felt, that I was finally able to formulate my own conclusion.

The editor liked the idea of me co-authoring the piece with locals from each hotspot especially since the person I had chosen to represent Reunion Island was utterly opposed to the position held by the shark scientist from Brazil.

So, my job was to present both perspectives in a pragmatic back-and-forth discussion.

However, I knew that I was expected to toe the environmental line. Trying not to offend the academic establishment was a delicate balancing act. But, this infuriated the guy on Reunion, who couldn’t stomach what I had written and accused me of being paid off by Sea Shepherd. I eventually dumped the idea of sharing authorship, but the attempt had been fruitful, nonetheless.

Politics never interested me until a spate of shark attacks occurred at my local Ballina beach next to the rivermouth in 2015 and 2016.

Two of these attacks took place while I was surfing, one right in front of me. Over a period of two years, twelve shark attacks occurred along a 70 kilometre stretch of coast, eight within ten kilometres of Ballina, four within a kilometre of the river mouth. Two of the attacks were fatal.

Needless to say, the surfing community was traumatised, but so too was the community at large. The ominous sounds of ambulances and helicopters haunted the coastal strip, as journalists and film crews kept the story in the headlines.

Just like the pandemic, we spent two years talking about nothing else.

It mystified me that so many people seemed not to care about the suffering caused by shark attacks. I have spent most of the last ten years trying to understand the culture war.

The best explanation I have found is Iain McGilchrist’s book about the two hemispheres of the brain, titled “The Master and his Emissary”. He describes how differently the two hemispheres of the brain operate, and how different periods in history have been driven by one or the other side. According to McGilchrist, the West is currently going through a phase, which is dominated by a worldview dictated by the left hemisphere of the brain.

Another insight comes from a piece of research, which shows that conservatives and progressives have radically different values. The study’s survey data is represented in the form of a “heat map”, using warm colours to depict the priority given to one’s family, placed at the centre of a series of concentric rings, compared to the nonhuman environment, placed at the periphery.

Mapped onto McGilchrist’s theory, this heat map must oscillate back and forth through the course of human history, like the alternating phases of El Nino and La Nina concern actual heat buildup at opposite sides of the Pacific.

I guess it will take some time for the culture to swing back the other way.

If anyone feels like getting involved, I would suggest contacting their local council. The NSW state government says that they liaise with coastal councils about their preferred suite of shark mitigation measures. There is actually an association of coastal councils holding a conference at Mooloolaba, on the Sunshine Coast, on 31 July and 1 August 2025. It would be great if we could get someone representing our concerns at the conference. I have tried discussing it with Ballina Council. Hopefully, someone reading this will forward my effort to a like-minded councillor.

Read the paper here.

I have also made a 17 minute video, which combines a slideshow of portraits of shark attack fatalities with an AI generated review of the chapter, presented in the style of a radio talk show.

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World Surf League baffles surf fans by adding second Newcastle event to Challenger Series

Is this definitive proof we are living in a simulation?

Surf fans already semi-convinced we are living in a simulation received further confirmation, yesterday, when the World Surf League made the exciting announcement that two events would be added to the second-tier Challenger Series calendar. First, the iconic Banzai Pipeline, a wave so fierce that it sent little wave surf champion Filipe Toledo into a year of hiding.

WSL Senior Tour Manager Tarvis Logie, breaking the news, declared, “Pipeline is the ultimate proving ground and one of the most perfect yet challenging waves on the planet. For the next crop of CT surfers to have the opportunity to compete is a huge step forward for the Challenger Series, not to mention incredibly exciting for our fans to enjoy two major events at Pipe in just a couple of months.”

Second, a stop in Australia at Newcastle.

Logie, continuing, added, “To finish the season and decide our CT qualifiers at the iconic Newcastle Surfest is amazing. It’s an event with so much surf history, and the whole town gets behind it, so to see our CS surfers realize their dreams in front of thousands of fans at Mereweather will be a huge moment.”

Surf fans, dropped jaws, messaging each other if this glitch is real. For the Challenger Series is currently in Newcastle for the Surfest.

So two Newcastles?

Newcastle, New South Wales, Australia (June 2 – 8)
Ballito, KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa (June 30 – July 6)
Huntington Beach, California, USA (July 29 – August 3)
Ericeira, Portugal (September 29 – October 5)
Saquarema, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil (October 11 – 19)
Pipeline, Hawai’i, USA (January 28 – February 8)
Newcastle, New South Wales, Australia (March 8 – 15)

I guess so.

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Bali bomb maker Umar Patek pivots into the coffee game.
Bali bomb maker Umar Patek pivots into the coffee game.

Convicted Bali Bomber, Linked to 200 Deaths, Starts Coffee Business

“I concocted bombs, and now I concoct coffee” 

Cast your minds, if you’re old enough, to the year 20o2 when Indonesia’s deadliest terror attack, ripped through hundred of tourists, killing over 200, at two nightclubs in Kuta, Bali.

My gal lost a close friend at the Sari Club, with another traumatised beyond any sort of measure after seeing laughing drinkers vaporised by the shrapnel. On a beachfront wall at Bondi, a mural mourns the death of a fifteen-year-old local girl, killed by the religious zealots.

The fine gent who built the bombs was a Javanese man Umar Patek, born Hisyam bin Alizein in 1966.

A leading member of Jemaah Islamiyah (JI), an al-Qaeda-linked Southeast Asian terror network, Patek built the car bomb detonated outside the Sari Club and a smaller device used in Paddy’s Bar.

His role earned him the nickname “Demolition Man” during his 2012 trial. After the attacks, Patek evaded the cops for nine years, moving through Indonesia, the Philippines, and Pakistan, where he was arrested in Abbottabad in 2011, months before Osama bin Laden’s death in the same city.

A $1 million U.S. bounty underscored his status as one of Asia’s most-wanted terrorists.

Extradited to Indonesia, Patek was convicted of premeditated murder and other charges and got a 20-year sentence. He claimed remorse, stating he opposed the bombings and was unaware of their full scope, which spared him the death penalty.

Indonesian authorities granted him multiple sentence reductions for good behaviour leading to his controversial parole in December 2022 after serving just over half his term.

Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese call the decision to release Patek “abhorrent,” and survivors like Andrew Csabi expressed skepticism about Patek’s claimed deradicalisation.

Now, Patek has turned his game of lighting people up into coffee with hte launch of his brand, Coffee RAMU 1966 by Umar Patek.

In an Instagram post, the daddy company pushing the brand writes:

 

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“Always be successful Mr. Umar Patek He was known for the wounds he left, now he is remembered for the aroma of coffee he brewed. Her life’s journey is not about a dark past, but about the courage to change and choose a path that brings peace. One man, one cup of coffee, and a million new hopes.”

To the Asian press Patek said, simply:

“Once, I concocted bombs, and now I concoct coffee.”

An interesting part of this dramatic pivot is the use of Patek’s name as the selling point of the coffee.

It suggests to me that he’s seen as a hero in Indonesia for his work in evaporating ten score Western tourists.

Or, do you think, Indonesians are better at forgiveness and see his story arc as one of redemption etc?

 

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Jack McCoy and daughter Indiana
"For those seeking guidance in how they can help- all I ask is you give your people and a stranger a heart to heart embrace, go get a fucking epic barrel, watch one of dad’s falls and get fucking frooooooothin’ for your next surf…"

Daughter of Jack McCoy leads eulogies to surf god father, dead at 76

“Daddio was not a simple man. Our relationship, like many deep and complex bonds, held both sharp edges and profound love.”

It’s been a week since ol Jack McCoy split this earthly plane, suddenly from my perspective, I’d seen him in action two days before his death, but given his rapidly declining health, no surprise.

Still, man, he died with his boots on, guns blazing. And at the Randwick Ritz showing of the remastered Blue Horizon he reminded surf fans that no one, still, has come close to Jack McCoy for his ability to shoot epic wide-angle water at Teahupoo and, ultimately, create an epic surf movie narrative.

Plenty of fine eulogies followed, Warshaw one of the best, skirting platitudes and feel-good historical rewrites.

“Jack McCoy looked like a leaner meaner version of Tom Selleck, spoke well, amazing voice, and above all had unlimited confidence and ambition. Whatever Jack was doing, whatever the project, whatever he was focused on—he’d just tractor-beam you. He’d just pull you in. He was a force of nature. He was a huge bastard at times too, but I don’t think anybody, in any field, does that level of work, quality-wise, for as long a time as Jack did, without being a bastard.”

Now, his daughter, Indiana Campbell, has come in swinging with a beautiful paean to her daddy Jack McCoy.

This weekend, we honoured the soul, of the extraordinary man; I call Dad—a true force of nature whose brilliance, resilience, and originality left an indelible mark on all who knew him. Though Dad overcame the odds time and again, his passing still came as a profound shock. The grief is raw, and the loss of such a magnetic, visionary man is immeasurable.

Daddio was not a simple man. He challenged us deeply, loved us fiercely, and inspired us endlessly. Our relationship, like many deep and complex bonds, held both sharp edges and profound, unconditional love. I am proud that he knew, without doubt, how deeply he was loved—even in the hardest moments.

To our wider community of colleagues, friends, and leaders—your outpouring of love, respect, and support has been overwhelmingly felt. From the global communities and cultural leaders—you have truly carried us in this time of sorrow. Please know we are reading and receiving every message, even if we can’t respond to them all right now.

The grief is ongoing, but so is the legacy. My greatest honour now is to carry forward Jack’s extraordinary mission, alongside our family and our extended ohana. We ask for your patience and grace as we walk through this unimaginable season of healing.

Rest easy, big fella. Your impact has only just begun.

For those seeking guidance in how they can help- all I ask is you give your people and a stranger a heart to heart embrace, go get a fucking epic barrel, watch one of dad’s falls and get fucking frooooooothin’ for your next surf or shake your good thang to some good ol’ fooo’s.

 

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When the gods come to take my soul I hope one of my kiddos come through with a couple of hundred words that take the living’s breath away.

Question to the below the liners: who else has planned their funeral or who plays mind games imagining the music that’ll be played, who’ll cry the most and what will be the takeaway, as they say, from their funeral?

And the method of disposal? I’ve always favoured a burial at sea or being dynamited, cadaver sat on top of a few sticks of dynamite.

You?

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Josh Kerr (left) and Julian Wilson (right). Old guard, new day.
Josh Kerr (left) and Julian Wilson (right). Old guard, new day.

Surfing’s geriatric jubilee continues as Josh Kerr, Julian Wilson bash Challenger Series upstarts

It's an old man's world.

This epoch was supposed to feel different. Kelly Slater’s 40 year run of surfing domination coming to an end (save 5 – 7 wildcards per year) ushering in a youth bonanza at the highest levels of professional surfing. A new crop of rippers homeschooled on the best rights and lefts in the world grabbing the reins and steering the old horse in fresh ways.

Then it became suddenly clear that surfing is not, as once advertised, a young person’s game, on the men’s side of the draw, but a middle-aged man’s one.

But let us examine the Championship Tour rankings wherein 37-year-old Jordy Smith is some 5000 points above his nearest foe. The big and older South African has been dominant all year, winning in El Salvador and Margaret River with hometown J-Bay still coming up.

And let us also consider the Challenger Series wherefore 41-year-old Josh Kerr and 36-year-old Julian Wilson bashed their much younger opponents in the opening round of the Burton Automotive Newcastle Surfest to advance.

Over 100,000 people have now watched Day 1 wherefrom professional surfing’s second tier enjoyed playful shoulder high waves in Craig Anderson’s hometown.

Josh Kerr surfed in heat 2, besting Brazilians Jose Francisco and Rafael Teixeira on his way to the Round of 64. Julian Wilson shattered the budding dreams of Connor Slijpen, Wesley Leite and Tenshi Iwami (from South Africa, Brazil and Japan respectively) on his own way to the aforementioned Round of 64.

The two will come up against the recently knifed surfers Liam O’Brien, Edgard Groggia, Ian Gouveia etc. in the next frame and things might become lightly more difficult. A question for you, though. Are you cheering the old heads along or bored to tears with the same tired song?

More importantly, will you be tuning in today and would you like a live chat?

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