Is this definitive proof we are living in a simulation?
Surf fans already semi-convinced we are living in a simulation received further confirmation, yesterday, when the World Surf League made the exciting announcement that two events would be added to the second-tier Challenger Series calendar. First, the iconic Banzai Pipeline, a wave so fierce that it sent little wave surf champion Filipe Toledo into a year of hiding.
WSL Senior Tour Manager Tarvis Logie, breaking the news, declared, “Pipeline is the ultimate proving ground and one of the most perfect yet challenging waves on the planet. For the next crop of CT surfers to have the opportunity to compete is a huge step forward for the Challenger Series, not to mention incredibly exciting for our fans to enjoy two major events at Pipe in just a couple of months.
Second, a stop in Australia at Newcastle.
Logie, continuing, added, “To finish the season and decide our CT qualifiers at the iconic Newcastle Surfest is amazing. It’s an event with so much surf history, and the whole town gets behind it, so to see our CS surfers realize their dreams in front of thousands of fans at Mereweather will be a huge moment.
Surf fans, dropped jaws, messaging each other if this glitch is real. For the Challenger Series is currently in Newcastle for the Surfest.
So two Newcastles?
Newcastle, New South Wales, Australia (June 2 – 8)
Ballito, KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa (June 30 – July 6)
Huntington Beach, California, USA (July 29 – August 3)
Ericeira, Portugal (September 29 – October 5)
Saquarema, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil (October 11 – 19)
Pipeline, Hawai’i, USA (January 28 – February 8)
Newcastle, New South Wales, Australia (March 8 – 15)
I guess so.
Good ole Tarvis huh? Don’t you guys outsource your spell-checks to a Filipino call center first?
Is live chat in NewCastles. Chloe Peterson got his maiden W for the year..a Q.S heat W.
Looking at the waves in today’s Newcastle event they made a great choice ….
So like going back to the late 80’s early 90’s kinda odds…
A q’y at Pipe is all my prayers answered in the way I like watching bush footy ressies. Some fat cunt king hit merchant kicking the post when he needed a goal after the siren ftw? Heavenly.
Xox
One time I ate In n’ Out across from Tarvis Logie in Kettleman City, CA after a pool event. He’s very focused.
Tarvis Logie.. last seen boarding the Tardis..
Doesn’t it just mean they are making a date change to the Newcastle comp the following year?
EDIT: pretty obvious that they are re-scheduling the Newcastle comp so that the winners move straight on to Bells for the start of the season.
That’s what she said
Your mum’s a challenger series
Your mum’s so fat even Joe Turpel is at a loss for words
Damn. Parking and wave supply will be stressed again this year.
I think they only like Newy because of the sweet building directly overlooking the break. The officials get all cosy and wine and dine in the comfort of the Surfhouse and don’t have to get their shoes covered in
beachgritsand.I assume there’s plenty of rooting wherever they go. Plenty of talent in Newy. Not to mention what goes on between the male & female competitors.
But yes, free surfing in Indo would be a lot more fun
I’d be scrapping it out with the boys, instead of taking part in all of that heathenic, sun-kissed, warm-water pussy.
The protestant work ethic, and all that jazz.
Is this definitive proof we are living in a simulation?
Lol
I’ve seen more and more evidence in recent times of a simulation that is starting to glitch.
Don’t see any issue with two Newcastle events, though, if it’s a one time thing
FKN NEWY BRAAAAAAAAAAA!
Newy Saquarema huntington manly et al – fucking yawn
To schedule one event at Newcastle, Mr. Logie, may be regarded as a misfortune; to schedule both looks like carelessness.
No mid-season Challenger Series cut?
Mid-season Announcers cut? Maybe just cutting back Joe’s commentary by 50%?
how about a pause or two?
So technically Surfest is a whole series of events held in Newy each year. There’s always some form of QS attached to it. Most recently it was a QS1000 ran back in March, and a different comp to the current standalone challenger series event now running.
It now seems that QS1000 for 2026 has also been rebadged as a Challenger series event. For the 2025 series.
Personally I think too much newy is never enough and I hope they run the second one at Surfest’s
original home at Newcastle beach. But understand the confusion and conjecture.
should just hold pipe at newy?
A pipe challenge held at early 90s south Newcastle beach would mean something entirely different yet no less extreme
You have to qualify for the CS. No one else can enter it.
Sure no CT’ers can surf in it?
When did they change that rule?
A couple of seasons ago the CT crew had to do at least one QS to add some star power to events. Neither the QS or CT surfers were that happy about it for obvious reasons and they dropped it.
Can do the CT and the QS but neither can do the CS unless they’ve qualified for it. Don’t quote on that though!
Don’t sound right to me- I’ll do my own resurch thanks.
Perfect, a journalist doing his job. You know where to find me.
Will they have a trials before hand to pick wildcards to enter the main event? Or is it a closed field?
great for Brazzos, Australia is really close.