Photo: @chrishemsworth
Photo: @chrishemsworth

Surf fans deeply concerned as Chris Hemsworth’s young son appears to wander down ill-advised path

"Chris Hemsworth beams with pride as son Sasha wins his first surfing competition..."

Now, there was a time, starting in the early 1990s, ending in or around 2013, that a young guy or gal could dream about becoming a professional surfer and his or her parents would not weep tears on their Roth IRA statements. Yes their little charge, if just a few clicks better than average, might make a living as local pro, magazine ho, QS grinder or CT stud. Many brands, many avenues, many opportunities.

Well, those days are long gone. The local pro now gets compesated in surf wax, the magazines have all folded, nobody cares about up-and-comers and even those who have reached the bigs can’t afford to travel the world on their paltry salaries.

In a word, or eight, “professional surfer” is no longer a paying gig.

You can then understand the concern of surf fans who are terrified the very famous Chris Hemsworth’s adolescent son is dabbling in the lifestyle after waking up to a Daily Mail headline screaming “Chris Hemsworth beams with pride as son Sasha wins his first surfing competition – with mum Elsa Pataky cheering him on at the beach.”

Sasha, 11, took out all-comers at the Byron Bay Boardriders and was chaired up the beach by his fellow competitors.

Hemsworth, 41, dartling with delight.

Surf fans apprehension growing.

While Hemsworth’s net worth is reported to be well north of $100 million, the cost of the professional surfing life is far outpacing inflation and especially for tikes. Travel, surf coaches, contest entry fees and annual Joe Dispenza retreats. By the time young Sasha reaches 18, Hemsworth’s financial holdings might very well be halved.

Those with a “glass half full” mentality, or those who have actually been to a Joe Dispenza retreat, could possibly counter that everything is cyclical and professional surfing will roar back, robustly, soon.

Or as the good doctor puts it:

As more and more people start to wake up to information, there’s a change in energy, because change in consciousness requires a change in energy. And a greater energy causes systems that were once stable to become unstable… to become chaotic, and chaos is just unpredictable order. It’s novelty, it’s newness, it’s an unraveling of systems. So hang on. This is a really profound time because it’s got to break, and when it breaks, something better will come out of it.

Thoughts?

Lighting a candle for Sasha Hemsworth or not in the least bit worried, leaning into the unpredictable order etc.?

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Reece spoon
Reece spoon
1 year ago

Money money money its a rich mans world, my old man woud give me enough bucks for a bag of hot chips and see u tonight kido..have fun..

Darrell Parks
Darrell Parks
1 year ago

“That’s Lance Burkhardt, he makes a million dollars a year.” Rick in “North Shore.

Nonagon_Infinity
Nonagon_Infinity
1 year ago

https://uploads.disquscdn.c… Close heat, been a while since anyone riding a CI has won a comp..

Panda's sack rash
Panda's sack rash
1 year ago

Yep, suss judging for sure.

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
1 year ago

Chas how about doing fake article focusing on how the surfing community is laughing behind hemmingsworths back and we all think he is a groupie kook. See if it goes full circle and gets picked up by the mainstream gilossip rags byron bay influencers

Reece spoon
Reece spoon
1 year ago
Reply to  Capt Sensible

Saw a young grom out at broken tell him to fk off kook made me chuckle to think all is not lost

Sheila Wood
Sheila Wood
1 year ago

I’m trying to figure out why people care so much what a kid, who isnt theirs, does as a hobby or otherwise. Just be happy the kid won and be done with it. Geeze.

7dollarsurfboard
7dollarsurfboard
1 year ago
Reply to  Sheila Wood

This is beachgrit and chas knows what his readers want – we demand knowing everything that is surf adjacent.

Reece spoon
Reece spoon
1 year ago
Reply to  Sheila Wood

Well ask the idiots that put it on the news otherwise we woudnt b commenting on this garbage

mike m
mike m
1 year ago

“This is a really profound time because it’s got to break, and when it breaks, something better will come out of it.”

I just don’t know what “it” is…

Shredy Kruger
Shredy Kruger
1 year ago

If it doesn’t work out. I know someone who’s always hiring…. https://media2.giphy.com/me…

Ang Maraboli
Ang Maraboli
1 year ago

Sure, let’s worry about the earnings of a son of a millionaire!

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago

surfing is so gay.

deeks
deeks
1 year ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

Little wannabes with money mirroring the shit parts of suurfing. You’re right.

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago
Reply to  deeks

groms being chaired up the beach at a local boardriders gromtest.
so gay

k55
k55
1 year ago

“The most fun you’ll ever have in surfing is the first time you catch a wave— and then you start wondering who’s best—and it’s all downhill from there”.

Not so ancient words of wisdom

Deepsouth61
Deepsouth61
1 year ago
Reply to  k55

IT is indeed… And good luck finding out

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
1 year ago

No death tax. And credit card debt dies with you too. Mortgage goes to the banks though.

Jason Mcelvany
Jason Mcelvany
1 year ago

Let the boy be a boy – and the father be a father . This is what father/sons do – they bond through their chosen sport or activity or whatever. Let the son enjoy his youth while what he plans to do as a profession when he becomes an adult…. I think it can wait….

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago
Reply to  Jason Mcelvany

Glad to see the emotional maturity over the span of your commenting history from seven years ago to now.

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
1 year ago

Ah shoot. Fins went and ticked off JP and now we’re never gonna get a Trestles wrap. And where the hell is Jen.

german_surfer_007
german_surfer_007
1 year ago

Even worse in NZ when even the A grade comp surfers can’t make a QS heat

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago

Wait, there’s A grade surfers here?!?

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago

Spermatozoa de Medina would be worth millions.

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago

Thanks.
this is the only film i’ve ever seen starring Chris Hemsworth.
check that off the list

Mike416psu
Mike416psu
1 year ago

This article seems to have been written by a dyslexic chimp. I am now dumber for haven’t read it.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago
Reply to  Mike416psu

“I am now dumber for haven’t read it”

Indeed you are.

Ang Maraboli
Ang Maraboli
1 year ago
Reply to  Mike416psu

🤦🏽‍♂️

Jake Collins
Jake Collins
1 year ago

I had no idea that surfers had become so judgemental,and such drama queens 😂🤣
The kid won a contest!! YOU are Not the daddy/mommy. You have NO idea what the facts are. YOU are Not involved in his life.🤣😂🤣😂🤣

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago
Reply to  Jake Collins

Are you the Hemsworths butler?

Jake Collins
Jake Collins
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

No MagaNazi I’m not

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago
Reply to  Jake Collins

Chauffeur?

RQ.
RQ.
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

😂

Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
1 year ago
Reply to  Jake Collins

Private chef?

Reece spoon
Reece spoon
1 year ago
Reply to  Noncompetitor

Yeah, dont u have one ?

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Live In housekeeper/gardner

FelipesFrontFoot
FelipesFrontFoot
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Coach. Clearly.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

I know the Hemsworth family chef. Moved up to Byron and somehow got the gig. He’s a massive ass licker but I suppose it paid off?

Ando
Ando
1 year ago

Got the gig off Pagey’s misso?

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
1 year ago
Reply to  Ando

Dunno. But he’s got the same name as Thor’s kid. Surely he’s not that good of a cook?

Reece spoon
Reece spoon
1 year ago

Wat does s family chef do after whipping up the scrambled eggs ?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

I worked at john newcombes place today.
Good bloke.
bewdy nuke!!

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago

cinzano! awful stuff

Reece spoon
Reece spoon
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Not yet but i think u first have to be the gardener dash man friday…

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago
Reply to  Reece spoon

Sounds better than unblocking toilets, I’m in!

4Oceans
4Oceans
1 year ago

Anyone can be a millionaire pro surfer. Start out with 10

Deepsouth61
Deepsouth61
1 year ago
Reply to  4Oceans

At least

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago

Personally I’ve put the flags up and “excluded” a many a tourist from our local J grade local gatherings so yeah I got no issue.

Deepsouth61
Deepsouth61
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

strategically placed landmines


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