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Kelly Slater, and apparently son, like turtles.
Kelly Slater, and apparently son, like turtles.

Winningest ever surfer Kelly Slater deepens relationship with the majestic turtle!

“Tao” is “turtle” in Thai.

The turtle is, by every measure, an exemplary creature. A symbol of steadiness, longevity and wisdom. Significant and ancient. Researchers in the Levant recently uncovered one of the oldest religious artifact ever, a 37,000 year old turtle. Hinduism and Chinese mythologies depict the turtle holding up the earth on its strong and handsome shell. Various Southern African and Native American folklores share similar themes.

Kelly Slater is, then, in good company when it comes to turtle appreciation. The 11-time world surfing champion dressed up as a turtle, once, and released a sandal with turtle shell/moon markings. The press release read, “Kelly was particularly moved by the mysterious and special relationship between the moon and the sea turtle. Turtles hae 13 large scales that represent the 13 lunar cycles in each year and 28 smaller scales that represent the days in each cycle. As a tribute to these coexisting forces, Kelly designed the top of the sandal to mirror the moon’s surface while the bottom sole to represent the turtle’s scales.”

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Even better than honoring the turtle with a sandal, Slater, it appears, has gone one better with the birth of his son. The baby boy was introduced to the world almost a year ago, now, the 53-year-old telling Barton Lynch, “We got a little boy and my friends think we’re playing a game with him because we haven’t said the name. Because we actually, we actually don’t call him anything. We gave him a name for his birth certificate but, as of now, we don’t have a name to call him. So, we’re kind of just, like, letting him figure out his personality.”

Well, it appears that, like papa, little baby Tao, as the name was revealed to be after many months of anticipation, shares his father’s personality.

While many assumed the name to be related to the venerable Chinese philosophy, an eagle-ear’d listener to The Grit! Podcast shared that “Tao” is also “turtle” in Thai.

Now, this could be considered a fun coincidence except Slater’s main business, Firewire Surfboards, are manufactured in Thailand.

So there we have it.

The rounding of the shell.

Listen for more talk about Italo Ferreira’s new perfume venture here.

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HaoleBoy

Sturgill Simpson’s “Turtles all the way down” worth a listen if you haven’t heard it. Proper country music.

Chazz Michael Michaels

Why did the last Tao Slater story get pulled down?

k55

to have mercy on us…..
just be thankful for small blessings……

deeks

Did you know…
Kelly’s favourite band is rio speed wagon.
eat shit pearl jam.

Brutus

“vanilla gorilla not a thrilla ” Mike Madagascar!

SaltyHB
Jack John Johnson

The Momentum Generation are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It all makes sense now.

Top Cunt

I like turtles

Brutus

baked/broiled/sashimi or soup?

Harold Plasmark

ALEGO having a run at the STRAP… the Title. Long overdue.

Harold Plasmark

Conjuled heats in Bosnia Tom Currently

Happy Camper

in Portuguese, Tao means: So

toofattosurf

*tão… dont even know if it will show in anglo set readers, yet notice the little diacritic thingy named ’til’ over the a (~)… it gives the nasal tone, almost like in ‘town’ but more nasal like in ‘pun’… without it tao would refer to tao-te ching philosophy from lao tzu (have came across it many times while doing crosswords) …

it could also be a verb, abbrev form…
verb to be – estar
third person plural – eles
simple present –
eu estou; tu estás; ele está; nós estamos; vós estais; “eles estão” //
I am; you are; he/she/is; we are; you are; “they are”

like…
eles estão surfando – they are surfing;
eles tão comentando na beachgrit – they’re commenting on bg

also in the meaning you cited…
she’s so beautiful – ela é tão bonita// ela é muito bonita
she’s as beautiful as a flower // ela é tão bonita quanto uma flor

sorry if its a bit confusing, I learnt english reading bg cunts comments & listening to brazzos’ post heat interviews…

Happy Camper

So ~

k55

Pleaasseeee, make it stop!
Can we talk about Brian Wilson or someone else again.
Anything but this slater dude.
Can I call Slater a kook……
Kook!
there’s more than one way to be a kook…..

SaltyHB
Harold Plasmark

Is Kerry hab surfing in Degenerative Nero!??

MaxNeoprene

Have Chas and Derek lost their minds? Late late midlife crises? Drug problems?

Whats with all the really really extra dumb stories?

So many questions. So few answers.

More on this as it develops.

k55

I guess they’ll figure we’ll read just about anything.
not really a compliment to our intellect though

Filler pieces?

Brutus

mmmmm….back to the green turtle soup….yummmmm

Com Turren
Brutus

wow green turtle soup with a tinge of Ninja….

Otto

that’s a Samurai helmet

Brutus

ah….so samurai….have you ever tasted green turtle soup?

Otto

No.
Convince me Ramen doesn’t kick turtle soup ass at every turn…..of the bowl

Brutus

not if you eat a Koala Bear burger…and dip it into the Soup…think it might be an aussie thing,LOl??

Otto

Kangaroo roadkill?

Brutus

no need, we have the best meat in the world all bio-diverse organic Kanga’s/Venison/green turtles and the ever scrumptious baked Dugong……..why would you eat roadkill as damn I am surrounded by 150 kangas and about a 100 feral deer …outside……coming soon Otto….been a vego /no meat for 54 yrs and now with the cancer and treatments…carnivore diet…….

Otto

Fuck yeah! Damn Maurice, you just made me jump from my chair and throw a fist into the belly of heck yeah!

you drop some deer and I’ll send you a venison chilli recipe that’ll make you question why we weren’t friends sooner.

Happy Camper

may I have samur, ai?

Happy Camper

*tinj-a ninja

k55

Think that might’ve been a staple for a lot of ancient cultures.

Brutus

still is!

Barrelled

Totally unrelated but JJF and Vela have been at an interesting unnamed island in Fiji all day today. Potential looks huge and no true anchorage there so it’s a day trip I’d think. 🤔 🤔
https://www.vesselfinder.com/?mmsi=368268480

17.27112° S, 179.61817° W

Barrelled

Still there. Bet that left is going off.

Sean Connery

I’m not paying full price for that boat after all this wear and tear.

Barrelled

Boats last a really long time when built and maintained properly. This is next level surf content about to come out. Nobody has ever owned a boat like this and just said – fuck it, going to the best waves we can find on our own dollar.

NEGATRON

Next level stalking. Does it show a boats history?

Barrelled

Not really stalking. More of an addiction/obsession with boats going to places that can only be reached by boat. Years of boat related surf stuff does that to a person.
You can only see what the captain lets you see. The tracker can easily be turned on and off. It you can pay to see history the cap lets you see.

NEGATRON

Ahhh ok, thought it might’ve been an easy way to poach spots.


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