"I’m thinking – I’ve survived the fall, but now, I’m about to die in a fireball.”
It’s reasonable, I think, and neither racist nor a symptom of a post-colonial superiority, to say that doin’ chopper joy-rides in Third World countries, even those that have the appearance of climbing out of the mire of poverty like Indonesia, and especially its gorgeous Hindu isle Bali, ain’t the greatest idea in the world.
Even in the monied alps of the US or NZ, a man is wise to kiss the crucifix around his neck and send his fam a heart-warming message before he gets under the big fans. Also a real good idea to wipe your phone and to fix the Instagram search algorithm before you’re aloft lest daddy be long remembered for compilations of Power Tops and Water Games.
Australian miner Russell Harris and his Indonesian gal Keylla got on a bird in Bali with three others for a scenic flight one year back and the dang thing got tangled in a kite string and plunged one thousand feet into Uluwatu. The couple were promised to have their medical bills covered by the chopper’s operator, Bali Heli Tour, but when they got stiffed, the pair went to the press.
“Since the accident, I can’t work, I can’t even take care of my kids,” Keylla told 9News. “So these people need to know that our life is totally messed up.”
Russ filmed the crash on his phone, telling the press:
“I’m upside down. I cannot release myself. I cannot get out. I’m trying for all my life because all I’m looking at is this fluid dripping in front of me,” he said. “I’m thinking, “I’ve survived before, but now I’m about to die in a fireball’.”
Plot spoiler: he didn’t!
Essential!
I asked a chopper pilot how good they glided. He said like a brick.
Damn… They had to do the chop hop for real
How in the hell can a kite string bring down a helicopter? That just boggles the mind.
it boggles the rotors too
So many dang kites in Bali.
Sex Tourism has so many dangers
SSurprised A go fund me page hasn’t popped up., every other dumb cunt seems to get one.
Quick, get to the chopper.
All I got.
Xox
Kite strings were the vietcongs secret weapon
Fucking savages
Get some!!
I was gonna be a whirly bird pilot in another reality and goddam if id ever get in one over here.. Currently in Bali and was watching one rip by in a way that didn’t look very good at all at Canggu today and had the half thought, if this bird tanks here, whos gonna swim out and help.. I looked around and course it’d have been me..
Hope you’re fingering your bumhole heaps mate! In between yoga sessions and crypto seminars.
Xox
Staying away from that!
Beach runs and heaps of waves bruh. Feeling fug’n great. My Btc wallet was decimated by a drug bender recently. Hence the detox in paradise
Kaspa!
Xox
come across that Alessandro Dotti kid yet??
They’re off their chops getting into a chopper in Bali
Also farrrkin farrrrrrk.
Xox
ken oaf
Couldn’t take care of her kids? Sucks. Tough when you’re a helicopter parent.
Farrrrrk.
Xox
I was going write joke about this..
But I wasn’t sure it would land well
Also farrrrrk.
Xox
Kobe!