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Harry (pictured) in the slot.
Harry (pictured) in the slot.

World momentarily forgets many woes after Prince Harry snags first Surf Ranch barrel!

Peace in our time.

There are, currently, many ills in our very troubled world. Inexcusable war-induced famine in Gaza, a yet-to-materialize ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine, the bands of a hurricane whipping America’s east coast and Bed, Bath and Beyond threatening return.

All momentarily forgotten, though, hours ago after the Duchess of Sussex, one Meghan Sussex, posted a video of her husband, Prince Harry, becoming barreled at Kelly Slater’s Surf Ranch. The spare to the English throne has long had a love affair with our Sport of Kings, spending much time in Lemoore, California learning the business from the great Raimana Van Bastolear who declared him to be a brother.

The highest praise coming from one of the finest around.

In any case, Mr. Mountbatten-Windsor has, as all adult learners do, had to face a steep learning curve when it comes to finding trim etc. and he has attacked with gusto.

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A massive breakthrough achieved hours ago, as mentioned, as he barreled.

Mrs. Sussex including the caption, “We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this important message…”

An emoji of a fox was included and the Salt-N-Pepa banger “Whatta man” overlaid.

Peace in our time.

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Mike

Every year surfing gets less cool and more kook oriented. There is so many surf schools over crowding every chill break with some access and parking. Wish I was in the previous generation and missed watching surfings demise into some novelty pass time for the privileged.

Picard Madeoff

I find it shocking that not one BGer has asserted their preference around seeing Meghan barreled versus her ginger boy!

Rich Marx

The “divine right of kings” thing is just saying that god picked them to rule because they killed everyone else who wanted to be king.

Barrelled

All for the gram. Guaranteed he didn’t come out of the first one. Why else would it cut to different angle right then?

Big Mack

nobody cares, again

k55

How hard is it to crouch on a perfect man-made wave, with no warbles, no close out sections, no reef or rocks underneath you to worry about, etc, etc, might as well just stand under your shower.

Beef & Beer

Sooooo
When will the ginger haired Prince get his part-Chinese illegitimate second son Tao-Lee (pictured below) into a barrel at the infant boys mother’s 11×world champ ‘boyfriends’ Surf Ranch ?

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Or will Ke11y finally realise that he’s actually still the father to only one child, an adult daughter, and ban all British Royal offspring (plus Conan O’Brien, his Pipemaster cousin Jamie, and all other gingery-tressed men) from the wave pool that carries his name ?

Stick man

Tripod…

Chief Hot stuff

Deeper than smithy


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