"Festively fitting for the tribute to an 11-time world surfing champion (and one-time underwear model for Versace)."
It’s the most wonderful time of the year with the kids jingle belling and everyone telling you be of good cheer. It’s the most wonderful time of the year. It’s the hap-happiest season of all with those holiday greetings and gay happy meetings when friends come to call. It’s the hap-happiest season of all.
And especially because the world’s all-time winningest surfer, one Kelly Slater, is getting dressed in his sexy Santa fit even as you read.
Not the flesh-and-blood Kelly Slater, of course. He is likely, right now, wearing a pair of loose fitting denim, turtle moon sandals, a comfortable Hawaiian-themed button-down and, if it’s lightly chilly, a fine sweater tied around waist.
Smart.
No, the sexy Santa kit has been placed on the famed Kelly Slater statue in Cocoa Beach, Florida and ooooeee! Parents, warned here, to avert eyes of youngsters. Spouses encouraged to not drive significant other down Atlantic Avenue.
The golem, which usually sits nude save a pair of trunks, has just been festooned with lust-inspiring red poom poom shorts with white lacing and a come hither hat.
Vavavoom.
Aging like fine kombucha.
According to Florida Today:
If ever a guy knew how a towering statue of world-renowned surfer Kelly Slater should dress for the holidays in Cocoa Beach, it’s George “Surfing Santa” Trosset.
With the help of Dalton Smith, Trosset recently decked Slater’s likeness out in surf-ready Santa gear made from wetsuit material — festively fitting for the tribute to an 11-time world surfing champion (and one-time underwear model for Versace).
Delicious.
Thank you George Trosset and Dalton Smith.
Chas what will you order from the Outerknown holiday catalog?
Surprised the board (pictured) hasn’t been stolen..
Needs more pidgeon