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Ben Affleck (pictured) not swimming with Steven Spielberg's son.
Ben Affleck (pictured) not swimming with Steven Spielberg's son.

Steven Spielberg hates Ben Affleck over surf dad rage incident

"...made my son cry."

So there I was, yesterday, minding my own business, when I accidentally stumbled across a headline in Entertainment Weekly reading, “Steven Spielberg refused to work with Ben Affleck because of pool fight on a family vacation, filmmaker claims” and immediately thought, “Uh oh. Did Ben Affleck go full surf dad?”

I quickly put down the Christmas gifts that I wasn’t wrapping due distraction, clicked on the story and had my fears confirmed. Filmmaker Mike Binder had learned about the incident whilst he and Spielberg were working on the initial drafts of what would later become the 2006 bust Man About Town. Binder, who wanted Affleck to star, told the Jaw’s director such and Spielberg allegedly responded, “‘No. Can’t do it with [Affleck]. We just bombed with a movie with him, he’s got that whole J. Lo thing going on now, and I have other problems with him…”

Binder pressed what “other problems,” Spielberg purportedly bringing up a time when his family was on vacation with Affleck and his goddaughter Gwyneth Paltrow, back when those two were an item, and Affleck pitched his kid in the swimming pool.

“‘Ben came in fully dressed and my son pushed Ben into the pool,” Binder says he was told, “…and Ben got really mad at him, and he came out of the pool and he picked him up and threw him back into the pool and made my son cry.'”

Classic surf dad rage.

But who, here, has never picked up a child not wanting to swim and heaved him or her into a swimming pool? Who, here, hasn’t repeated at least ten times with either own children, nieces, nephews, the spazzy son of a friend of a friend?

It is a very important ritual of the surf dad. The fact that Ben Affleck became enraged by getting pushed into the pool fully clothed shows that he was not a surf dad, then. The fact that he pitched the boy into the drink shows that there is hope.

Springing eternal.

Do you have a favorite “tossing-kid-in-pool” tale?

Share, please.

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Capt Sensible

Holy Barmitzvah batman, two Jews fighting in a pool, which one is oppressed?

Hippy

Bomb Gaza!!!!!

j godfrey

all of us who know spielberg–knows he is a “can’t kick a ball, catch a ball or throw a ball” type

Trev

Can make a bloody good movie though. I don’t care for his ball skills.

j godfrey

propaganda films/slanted toward zio….the ball skills remark is about his character, whiny and entitled

Trev

Spielberg, famously powerful because of… ball skills? If that’s your takeaway, maybe films aren’t the issue here

j godfrey

Is it impossible for you, to go deeper? I know the guy and both of his wives. He is a wimpy punk, a propagandist, with wide open budgets. He (most likely is intimidated by Ben) and he is raising his son as a crybaby, spoiled to end up whiny. For a clue, look up Spielberg’s adopted daughter

Trev

Sure thing mate, a bloke on a surf forum is close enough to Spielberg to pontificate on how he raises his kids who range in age from 29-49. They ain’t kids no more.

Abscessed Llama

refreshing to read other pontifications other than Ke11y’s..

Happy Camper

a friend of mine knows Steven Spielberg.
the actual story is that the lads nanny was changing young Spielberg who boasted to his nanny:
“time for someone to hit the Pool”.
The Nanny responded “Bien, Bien”.
………and that’s how Ben ended up in the pool.

The nanny was subsequently fired and deported, which is what actually made the kid cry.

And now you know……the rest of the story

Hippy

Lovely story

Happy Camper

Merry Christmas Hippy

Hippy

You too brother

Otto

Tony Hawk upstaging Chas, or nut?

https://www.instagram.com/p/DSiqEpYEtrE/

Chas Smith

That was straight up embarrassing. A mockery of both skateboarding and ballet.

Otto

Even a big hoop dress couldn’t have saved him from such shame.

Merry Christmas Chas!

Happy Camper

100%
Merry Christmas Mother Ginger

Otto

I sure Santa brings a who’s better at father/daughter ballet relationship and onstage performance blood feud article. Is that so much to ask ol’ saint nick?

channelbottom

fuck that’s cringe.

7dollarsurfboard

Kris Cringle

deeks

I remember this guy…from ages Argo

Com Turren

Happy Saturnalia, Sol Invictus, and Yule!

Happy Camper

At my wife’s family party, her auntie…yep the one that always talks trash and instigates squabbles was talking trash and trying to instigate squabbles. I picked her up as she sat in her pool chair and tossed her in, chair and all…….having no idea she didn’t know how to swim.
She lost it, freaking out, on the verge of drowning until i told her “stand up”, as she was only in 4 feet of water.
She hated me for years after.

Hippy

“Throw her in the pool…. If she comes up laughing she’s a keeper”

Happy Camper

best thing about this was that Lola, the matriarch of the family who was a major provocateur and the best at instigating squabble, was there and thought it to be one of the funniest things she had ever seen, which meant we became besties for the remainder of her life.

channelbottom

I’m always amazed that somone can grow up in Hawaii and not know how to swim in some rudimentary fashion.

Happy Camper

soz, i should have mentioned, this was the radiant Mrs. Campers auntie……who lives in San Francisco.

turts

Not so much tossing, but I’m regularly dropping them off at the pool whilst reading BG articles

Happy Camper

youth IDF conscription

Sofa Surfer

Sink or swim, baby.
That’s how we were taught to swim at the YMCA in the 60s…

Barrelled

Spielberg softer than most of the soft cocks on the BG chat.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Monty would applaud the Jew’s creativity, though.

Wave Wizard

A quick google will confirm that Ben almost never smiles and usually appears to be staring some sort of existential dread in the face. So, yeah maybe don’t push that cunt in the pool.

Sean Connery

Its stressful not knowing where to put all your money.

Wave Wizard

Or proof, that no one is happy

@TheRealJackMeoff

Since I have been on a memory lane journey I do have a favorite kid tossing story.
I was the grom, forgot how old, trolling around a pool in an apartment complex in Santa Monica, when I came up on
Lou Ferrigno during his peak Hulk days, and after much begging, he happily threw me across the legnth of the pool to the deep end, over and over.
The guy was and still is a legend to me.

Chas Smith

Oh that’s fantastic…

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Nice one. Tbh my 7-yr old self is green with envy.

Otto

He should be happy it wasn’t a close encounter of the fourth kind. A surf Mom. Yeah, I’m looking at you London’s Mom.

Piskian

Tossing kids in pools?
No redactions?
Merry Christmas.

Stick man

Ben just showing some Love & Afflecktion!

@TheRealJackMeoff

How J.Lo can you go?

Stick man

I’ve Ben wondering the same thing, my friend.

frank

I’m Wet, man

Barrelled

Didn’t you post that you were going to be gone until the new year? Or am I confusing anonymous people?

@TheRealJackMeoff

Yeah well gone but not forgotten…

Otto

Merry Christmas

I got you an up vote.

Happy Camper

throw an extra upvote stick chick’s way for me.
She blocked me because she finds my comments offensive to her fragile sensibilities.

Otto

Ha!

Merry Christmas to you and your family Happy Camper!

Happy Camper

Thanks.
back at you Otto.
Did you decorate Tower 9 or you having a white Christmas in Gods country?

Brutus

Merry Xmas to you and Otto……..yeah Tower 9 should be our meeting place…LOL!

Happy Camper

Tower 9 it is.
I have to be in SoCal next summer.

Merry Christmas to you Mo.
Hope your holidays are blessed with much joy.

Otto

Tried to get down to Tower 9 to grease it with some non-nutritive cereal varnish but, well, I got lots of guns to clean and the in-laws are on their way

Happy Camper

keep it crunchy.
Christmas blessings to you and your family.

Otto

I thought it deserved the Clark Griswald treatment

Happy Camper

well played

Hippy

LOL

Serious though, don’t come up to tower 10

Otto

I’m too ugly to get anywhere near a 10.

I hope you have a very Merry Christmas Hippy, wishing you and your family all the best!

Hippy

you too brother…… You know Tower 9 is in front of the main lifeguard station…. may want to pick another location for your boxing matches.


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