This is how creativity works. The link between madness and creativity is undeniable.
Growing up in Sydney in the 60s and 70s, in the art world, my brothers and I were surrounded by experimental artists. Both of our parents were exhibiting sculptors, and all of my uncles and aunts were highly acclaimed and award-winning painters and photographers.
Between 1970 and 1973, my mother’s brothers, Greg and Dick Weight, were part of Martin Sharp’s artists’ collective, The Yellow House.
As kids, we spent many weekends exploring the three-story terrace in Elizabeth Bay, checking out the ever-changing artworks and installations and watching the live performances.
One Saturday morning, we sat with a small audience and watched as a little dishevelled blond-headed surfer called George Greenough rolled out a screen and projected the final sequence of his recent surfing film, The Innermost Limits of Pure Fun. The segment was called The Coming of Dawn and was the first point-of-view 16mm camera work, featuring what he called “Barrel Vision” footage from inside the tube looking out.
But sometimes, it was thought, these creatives went too far, and it was not uncommon for them to be lambasted in the press for being too cavalier in their approach to the fine arts.
One example of this was when a family friend, the avant-garde filmmaker Alby Thoms, screened his new experimental film Marinette at the 1969 Sydney Film Festival. Marinette is widely regarded as one of Australia’s earliest avantgarde feature films and a major document of the late‑1960s counterculture. When my parents returned home from the film’s premiere, Dad told us almost everybody else walked out. The critics were scathing, attacking the film and the artist for wasting their time.
But interestingly, when the jump cut editing technique that Albe employed in the film, the very thing that annoyed people so much, was used more sparingly in a film by another filmmaker, Dennis Michales, in his feature film Rhapsody in Blue, the critics loved it. My brothers and I saw that crazy film at the Co-op in Kings Cross, which was screened before the new surfing film we had actually gone to see, Morning of the Earth.
The Board So Extreme It Nearly Ended Careers… And Birthed Modern Surfing
In 1990, my brother Greg owned a surfboard company called Insight. One day, he rang me and asked me to come and film a new young surfer he had just sponsored. By that stage, I had been filming many of the best surfers in the world, both in competition and freesurfing.
To say that this freckle-faced young kid blew me away is an understatement. The theatrical ferocity with which he attacked every wave was not something I had ever seen before. The smooth style and concentrated precision with which he violently desecrated these waves was unconscionable. His name was Shane Herring.
Over the next two years, I filmed Shane and Greg’s other team riders, Mike Rommelse and Richie Lovett, for a film I made for O’Neill called Liquid Planet. During this time, we travelled to Lord Howe Island, the Great Barrier Reef, Indonesia and Hawaii. In 1992, Shane won the first pro contest he ever entered, The Coke Classic, beating Kelly Slater in a much-anticipated USA versus Australia showdown.
But Shane was concerned that he might not be able to keep beating Kelly. And so he asked Greg to make him a surfboard that would let him do a 360-degree turn inside the tube. Greg thought about this for a while and came up with an extremely thin surfboard with exaggerated rocker and deep concave. What was soon to become known as the Banana Board.
I filmed the first surf that Shane, Mike, and Richie had on these new boards, at South Avalon in the winter of ‘92. There were four of us there that day, standing by the pool: me, Greg, still photographer Peter Aitchison, and Simon Anderson. After their first few waves, Simon congratulated Greg and told him he would forever be remembered for his innovative contribution to surfboard design.
But what happened next did not occur according to plan.
In October, Greg shaped a quiver of Banana Board guns for each of his teamriders to take to Hawaii. We were all pumped to have a 1967-like, Nat Young, Bob MacTavish, Paul Witzig, shortboard-revolution-type experience, but unfortunately, that’s not what happened.
The failure of the Banana Board in Hawaii
What happened on the North Shore was a disaster.
The guys not only struggled to catch waves, but when they did, the boards didn’t work. After getting smashed and humiliated, they returned to the house we had rented with their tails between their legs to lick their wounds. Needless to say, they gave up on the new designs and asked Greg to shape them some new quivers of old-fashioned surfboards.
And this is when things got really interesting.
Greg, being as creatively bullheaded as he is, told his surfers that he would not shape them new boards and that they just had to knuckle down, cop the beating from the waves and the critics, and push through to triumph. There was a secret meeting between Greg’s team riders, an uprising, and a coup d’etat. The boys all got other shapers to make them new boards.
While Greg was demonised by some in the surfing industry for putting his surfers through that crazed test of loyalty in Oahu, I was impressed by his dedication.
Risking other people’s lives to make his point, what bravado!
But the media backlash was nothing compared to the beating Greg was going to take from the hundreds, maybe thousands, of surfers who bought Banana Boards and hated them.
Some in the surf media also accused Greg’s creative innovation of contributing to Shane Herring’s tragic fall from the top 16 and, eventually, from grace altogether.
But I can assure you, Shane’s collapse had nothing to do with the Banana Boards; it had everything to do with his inability to deal with success and subsequent substance abuse. I should know. That binge led me into recovery and Shane to his eventual death earlier this year.
But the moral of this story is simple.
This is how creativity works.
The link between madness and creativity is undeniable.
And while it’s far easier to mock than make, sometimes the mockers are beneficial in getting the makers to settle down and pull their heads in.
But this doesn’t usually have any lasting effect, and the creatives go back to pushing boundaries, stirring the pot, and being attacked for it.
Something that becomes quite addictive.
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Got rid of that damned banana piece of shit. Went straight to a fat ass, no rocker thick as fuck fish and happiness came my way.
His backside ones were release, not carving through the turn.
Has anyone done a carving backside 360? Leverage wise very diff on your heel edge through the back half….. can’t recall ever seeing one
Can’t even mind surf it.
I’m forced by secrecy to pretend that you don’t know where it is so that Barreled won’t blow in.
Pffft!! Not my fault you think Rincon is a secret spot still. 😘
possibly the greatest hoax in surfboard design history….!!
What the fuck would you know about it Brutus haha
exactly…it must hurt some egos I am still around…LOL….
Agree , and second place goes to Bob and h8s so called v bottom short bosrds that were actually about 9ft long.
OK story…I was in france when the banana boards were first used in South Africa then France. Greg went too far with the banana boards to the point they just were too slow and boggy…..I had a license agreement at the time with onboard……and they refused to let their riders use anything else unless they broke the boards….one morning I saw Mike Rommelse smashing his surfboard on the road so he could come and get some boards…….I borrowed a Banana board and Tom Curren and I took it for a test drive…board paddled so bad and when you finally got onto a wave it was soooo slow and didn’t want to go down the line at all ….possibly the worst surfboard have surfed…apparently after the first board…Greg went even more rocker……..but so was born the Banana board, and was quickly ( within mths) relegated to the surfboard design failures of history!
That story paints a picture doesnt it , having to smash a board so you were not forced to ride ir ,talk about contractual handcuffs.
TOMO was right there….. No projection, just pivot
no, sorry.
Was responding to bob.
double arm plants through the rotation too.
you can hate what the phone has done to Ke11y, but the only other guy who can do that turn is a tradie at hillbilly point
“This is how creativity works. The link between madness and creativity is undeniable.”
Lol. Brother, get an editor.
I’m guessing, right, that it was edited (with a hatchet) from the 3000 or so words originally submitted.
My nephew attended a school for the arts located within a gang ridden prison of a high school that had a performance artist enrolled
The kids art installation was taking a shit inside the school building without getting caught. This floor that floor, even the school paper began covering the performances. Lasted for months until the rumor mill focused on one kid and he was surveilled.
Turns out, he was the svengali handler for the real artist, his girlfriend.
When you quote someone, you’re supposed to identify who said it. Otherwise it’s called plagiarism.
Autobiography?
If these “Banana Boards” are such steaming piles of shit, perhaps Greg Webber could shape a couple with the ultra-rocker and concave, the exact as possible specifications, and let people actually RIDE ONE and give their opinion.
After all, if people now think the McCoy “Lazer Zap” winged keel single-fin was actually a functional surfboard, they may now have a revised and quite different opinion of the Webber Banana –
Very very good point and not all lightning bolts or persian slippers were good designs and if you look for example at some of the shit Nat Young and Kanga shapped you wonder how they managed to become collectors pieces.
More Monty Webber.
Less Chas Smith.
Better Beach Grit.
Hard disagree.
You might not like what Chas does (I don’t always, as it happens) but he’s infinitely smarter and a shit ton more creative than the new guy.
Chas is on cruise control here and we all know it.
Cruise control requires forward momentum and sense of direction
Hahahahaha
Has thicker skin than anyone else on here though.
After Yemen,Mick on the North Shore, Googans right hand, and a first marriage we’re fairy dust to deal with.
way less emotional and self deluded too…. Monty is drama queen
Monty is chaneling his inner narsistic Nic Carroll
bro shut the fuck up with that
Thanks for the interesting story about the coup by the team riders. That’s surf history right there.
The Aussies won’t agree with me but, despite Herring ripping and having a great style, Dorian and Slater had a more aesthetic style by 1993 than Herring did. Just smoother and better looking on the waves.
Chris Brown, barnacle
Herring looked forced.
Kalani, Mob, even Browning… RIP, smoother.
And, Brownie beat Kelly at Lowers, judges were fucked. Wasn’t sleeping with Matt George either……
nah
So your uncle’s Dick Weight. How heavy is it.
Sounds like this creative visionary moved to mainland China to peruse his muse
Is “arabist” a word?
On BG it is!
it was a great title.
My 6’0” x 18” x 2” Kelly trend was the truly awful board. I had a Firewire Banana (more tame, I know) and it was nice!
Couldn’t make it through the first paragraph before my face inverted through cringing so hard.
We get it, Monty. You’re kind of a big deal, right? Your apartment smells of rich mahogany and you have many leather-bound books.
Supposedly his brother makes the best bookshelves….
I disagree. I didn’t find the intro too pretentious at all.
It’s also kinda nice to have a new, regular contributor here. For a while DR and Chas were the only two writing articles.
Well, I like writing that is evocative or clever. I’ve taught writing to teenagers too long to read anymore “stories” which amount to little more than “I did this, then I did that, then we did this, then we all went home, and aren’t I great…”
It’s all very well having been there, but if the account of it is nothing more than saying that (over and over) I’m afraid it just doesn’t do it for me.
Edit: and especially when it’s preaching CREATIVITY!
Maybe that’s the problem, that none of us have reached the maturity of teenagers. You’re going lower in the world JP, not higher, with our bunch.
I’m not trying to go anywhere tbh. But I am here for occasional flashes of writing I might not see anywhere else. Even if they are mostly confined to DR’s witticisms these days.
He’s his own genre. Surf media others don’t get it, either.
You should read this dude’s jogging blog…. very very good reads.
to be honest, even though I may not agree with the new guy- it is a bit of a breath of fresh air.
He’s got a set of nuts on him, you have to give him that.
How so? He melts down like a witch that’s been doused with a beer
then shows back up to the job site next morning with a fresh contribution.
thats ballsy.
Well, he got released from the last “ jobsite”
Fun part, he melred down but was treated incredibly fairly
Like someone primed him, they are mean and will attack
Well, seemed a phantom attack to me orhis proactive defense system
Its a thin line between writing from the inside as ‘historical’ events unfolded in a minimally engaging fashion vs. excessive namedropping and self congratulation.
Im still on the fence for monty. But yeah spare me the religious and sharky shit.
Elf-shoe blues.