Shark attacks are “nature’s way of culling too many humans on this planet."
The debate surrounding the use of shark nets in New South Wales provides a real-world example of a Carnivalesque inversion of hierarchies.
The concept, developed by Mikhail Bakhtin, involves the suspension and reversal of established social, moral, and political hierarchies. In the context of shark attacks, the official hierarchy is the traditional view that human safety is paramount.
According to this tradition, the Shark Meshing Program (SMP) is justified by the sanctity of human life, the state’s responsibility for public safety, and the belief that dangerous sharks are expendable.
This official hierarchy is inverted by shark conservationists, whose rhetoric can be likened to the antics of a carnival crowd. Charged with emotion, activists insist that mankind is the real monster, and that sharks are the actual victims, along with other innocent sea creatures caught in shark nets.
This inversion of the official doctrine is reminiscent of the mock crowning and decrowning of a King; an age-old ritual that evokes a profound sense of liberation from authority figures. Bakhtin explains that the crowning and decrowning ritual expresses the joyful relativity of all authority, and the creative power of renewal. However, shark attacks are not playacting.
The personal gratification gained through decrowning mankind comes at enormous cost to shark attack victims and their families. These are real people, not actors performing a ritual.
Carnivals allow people to let off steam from time to time. It is a joyous recalibration of the human spirit. The tragic deaths and permanent injuries caused by shark attacks completely undermine the Carnivalesque sentiment of renewal.
As Nietzsche warned, “Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster.”
The inversion of traditional hierarchies has popular appeal. However, the arguments are not especially sound.
Recreation is not a frivolous activity. Surfing culture necessarily overlaps with the “shark’s domain”, a loaded expression that subordinates the surfing lifestyle to the political aspirations of the environmental movement.
Shark nets do not threaten the population of sharks or the stability of marine ecosystems. The number of sharks and the quantity of bycatch is insignificant compared to commercial fishing.
Of course, it is distressing to see innocent creatures caught in shark nets. However, shark attacks are deeply traumatic events that not only impact victims, but also their friends and loved ones, bystanders, first responders, and the broader community. It is just too high a price to pay for the vain satisfaction of siding with nature against mankind.
Unfortunately, non-lethal shark mitigation measures are inadequate, despite all the hype. The government knows that the “dual objective” of protecting people and sharks is fanciful. However, they are afraid of upsetting the mob, who hold everyone to ransom, by shaming, ridiculing, and haranguing anyone who deviates from their emotion driven agenda.
Since sharks can get around the nets, the SMP is denounced as ineffective, and ridiculed for providing a false sense of security. However, this is a straw man argument, since the purpose of shark nets is to alter shark behaviour, so that they avoid the area. Although sharks can get around the nets, there are fewer sharks in the area, which means fewer shark attacks.

A Facebook post decrying the decision to cull sharks in Western Australia elicited a storm of condemnation, including four comments suggesting that fatal shark attacks are “nature’s way of culling too many humans on this planet”, “because it’s nature’s will”, that “nature will regulate both sharks and people” and it’s just “nature getting its own back after all the destruction we have done to this world”.
The radical ecology movement, Earth First!, promotes this fanciful idea, which is ironic, since it imitates the vengeful God of the Old Testament.
Apparently, environmentalists achieve salvation through sustainability, even when the cost is imposed on others.
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then there was this one elephant who killed more people in a week than sharks do in 2 years……
https://au.news.yahoo.com/single-elephant-suspected-killed-many-125115980.html?utm_source=copilot.com
The locals are looking for someone to champion their cause , cull the elephants now!
Bakhtin, smart guy, and freshest breathed of all the postmodern semioticians
‘Santa Monica’s vision of surfing, what they want from it, what they want for it, is shit. Utter complete shit replete with every shitty modern trope under the sun. Surfing as healthy. Surfing as unifying. Surfing as evolved. Surfing as environmentally considerate. Surfing as easy to understand, easier to do, easiest to sell broadly with absolutely no barrier to entry.’
Peak satire
“There is no ocean warming “,” it doesn’t exist “, says ICE agent from minneapolis ,,,
1) sharks aren’t wrong
2) No more AI slop please. This site is just barely worth snickering at as it is. At least preserve a shred of dignity and stop using AI.
Considering Chas’ vocal disdain for it on the pods I’m assuming nipple-hard D. Reilly is the culprit?
All it takes is just 500 signatures for a formal response?
Seems real easy to get a foot on the door and get the conversation going.
Unless the formal response is (predictably) ‘ok thanks we’ll get back to you asap’
Thank you Dan. Its a sad state of affairs when you are actually relieved to see a shark article on a surf website.
Its time we send Ocean Ramsey down to Esperance to lead a Royal Commission into White Sharks
Is this Monty with fake glasses and moustache?
That AI slop video is awful.
You Strayans need to call in the Chinese shark fin soup fleet!
Any cunt wanna see some footage of Mick ripping the last few years? Still rather watch him than Crynoa and most of the others on tour if I’m being honest
https://www.swellnet.com/news/reels/2026/01/07/watch-three-minutes-mick-surfing-snapper
Literally just watched that on swell 2 minutes ago
Still ripping ay cunt
Watched it with a balter.. Cheers Mick
Pretty sure I was out the on that first run of clips. If it’s the same day there were hundreds of people out, full treadmill paddle situation. Easily 100 people shoving into snapper, local heavies sitting waaaaay behind the rock. Mick takes off on a wave, impossibly deep, but is driving with the sure fire course of an eagle towards its prey. That limestone green froth getting darker and spinning as he weaves. At the very last section of the rock, who but Dean Morrison stuffs him in the pit, upon which, to the great entertainment of the hundreds of us watching, Fanning yells—no, bellows!—from way back in the tube, so loud as to travel out of it and into the ears of the aquatic stands:
“FAAAAARK YOUUUU DINGOOOOOO!!!!!”
A whole lineup of people laughing. World class waves, most crowded lineup on earth, and a sort of collective mind finding the humor of a childhood surf hero succumbing to, on the wave of the day, the hazing of a good friend and sparring partner.
Pure cinema.
sounds like a Dingo feeding frenzy,LOL!
Hahahahahaahaha soooooo good. Gotta love Dingo. Funny little bit of info is me best mates mum was seeing Dingos old man so he spent about three years growing up in the same house as Dean. Sooooo many great Dingo stories over the years hahaha
Do regale us with a tale or two???
I will pop something up later for ya mate
Fuck me Dez not another Webber, that Monty cunt was bad enough. Is this his brother?
Yep! Same one sided bullshit.
Hey Sc how come you’ve got a tick an I got a HIV positive thingo. Have you paid Negs ?
Nah. Just means he’s a cunt and you’re a prick. 🤣🤣
Thanks for cleaning that up for me
Haha I’ve got a tick? Where I don’t see one? Quick some cunt get it off me
Because you keep “Following” him
And we got Greggy too!
And Will!
https://beachgrit.com/2022/01/legend-surfboard-shaper-says-he-was-seconds-away-from-death-after-rescuing-drowning-child-in-wild-cyclone-surf-it-was-like-being-a-heavyweight-fight-you-knew-you-shouldnt-be-in/
Reckon there’s a brother who believes in climate change and is considered the crazy uncle at the Webber family Christmas?
Climate crisis is good for sharks!!
If only they could vote.
More clubbie triathlons in sharky areas would certainly help
A humane shield
Chew their way through to the good stuff
Apparently according to “shark experts” the lycra they wear sticks in sharks teeth so they keep away
fucking hilarious to read some people think death by sharks is natures way of culling…LOL…
Must be the most miserable , low end culling ever…10 people a year globally…LOl……if shark nets make you feel safe , well bring it on/if sharkbandz make you feel safe , each to his own….
yeah some environmentalists….like some who want all sharks culled……fringe lunatics!
You really love sharks.
I really love shark fin soup.
Can we meet in the middle?
I think around the middle is the fin,LOL???
Grew up with GWS down here…….only big ones…….we sent all the juveniles to the east Coast, to stir up the webbers!
Hahahahaha