Shahla Yasini, surfer.
Iran's first gal sufer Shahla Yasini.

Iran’s first woman surfer Shahla Yasini becomes face of popular revolution against Islamic Republic

“More than a surfer, she is a pioneer who ignited a quiet yet powerful cultural shift among Iranian youth.”

In case y’missed it, and you might’ve ’cause there ain’t much going on in the press about it, the brutal mullahs of Iran are real close to being strung up on the same cranes they use to hang, on average, three people a day for crimes varying from murder to religious offences.

Apostasy will you get hanging off the crane’s jib, too.

Shahla Yasini “expanded what was possible for women in Iran”

Anyway, surfers, or at least, some are rallying behind the radically small surf comm in Iran, specifically its first female surfer, Shahla Yasini.

Ramin is a small coastal village in the far south of Iran, located in the Baluchistan region, one of the country’s most remote, marginalized, and impoverished areas. Despite these challenges, this coastline is uniquely home to Iran’s only surfable waves.

Shahla Yasini is the first woman to ever surf in Iran. More than a surfer, she is a pioneer who ignited a quiet yet powerful cultural shift among Iranian youth, using the ocean as a space for freedom, self expression, and resilience. Her influence helped introduce surfing to a new generation and expanded what was possible for women in Iran.

We stand in solidarity with the people of Iran in their ongoing fight for freedom and dignity. We support those who courageously resist tyranny and oppression, and we condemn the violence and repression imposed by the IRGC. The spirit of surfing in Ramin reflects a broader struggle: a demand for liberty, hope, and the right to live without fear.

Surfers are part of a global tribe, connected by the ocean beyond borders, politics, or language. Surf culture has always been rooted in openness, respect, and shared humanity. We believe in building bridges through surfing as a universal language to foster understanding, solidarity, and connection between people and cultures worldwide 

Very nice, yes?

Question to the geopolitically included below the borderline, are you thrilled that the rickety old Islamic Republic is on its knees, even as it slaughters young woman bravely shucking their hijabs in front of the morality police?

Or do you think that, by and large, Iran is a force for good in a world wrapped in American tentacles etc?

Oddly enough, Ireland’s Easkey Britton who was the first woman to surf in Iran has been silent on the revolution, her latest post a treatise on the now finished war in Gaza.

We, the undersigned, are a transnational group of surfers and members of the surfing community whose ancestors come from all over the world. We encompass surfers, coaches, competitors, photographers, videographers, surf industry representatives, event organisers, surf media, and individuals associated with surf-related nonprofit organisations and businesses. We are a diverse community, spanning multiple and intersecting faiths, religions, ethnicities, sexual orientations, gender expressions, and identities, including many proud First Nations peoples from various continents. While connected through our shared love for surfing, we come together at this moment to express solidarity with Palestine.

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deeks

Persian women have a unique look… very beautiful

Brutus

surfers for peace who support Hamas?

Brutus

I love the surfboard she’s got and is obviously sponsored by Australia!

RideTheLiger

Are we really supposed to believe this blogger gives a flying fuck about the people of Iran?

Sit down to pee

Waxing a board on the sand and no side fins in that thruster. Is she the Iranian backwards fin Beth?

munnstrosity

Looks like a top pick for Poser of the Month

Hippy

Just north of Ramin is an ancient volcanic shelf covered in sand running toward a deep bay

Israeli VAL’s are pissed that they can’t surf it…. yet. Lobbied Bibi to kill millions of people and Trump is on board so the the entire set up is doomed. All those elbows bending down that sand point…. ????

Just ask John Callahan. Maybe he knows an eco resort nearby to troll? Prolly does.

Beef & Beer

1973 had Billie Jean King beating Bobby Riggs in the Battle of the Sexes

Just last month Aryna Sabalenko fell to Nick Kyrgios in a similar match

Will 2026 see a showdown between Shahla Yasini and Chas Smith ?
(in the Abu Garcia Dhabi tub…)

Happy Camper

Big fan of her changing towel poncho thingie.
every woman surfer should get one.

edited for our strayan speaking folk.

Strayan Cunt

Hahahahahaaha. I was going to say earlier how the fuck does she manage to surf in that get up? That thing looks even worse than those changing poncho thingies you seppo cunts love wrapping your groms and yourselves in so much haha

Hippy

Don’t feed the animals, Strayan Cunt

Didn’t you read the sign?

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Do you reckon they wear underwear under their boardies or in their wetsuits mate?

Strayan Cunt

Hahahaha don’t get started on that again brother

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

I was just asking for a friend….

Picard Madeoff

GREAT STORY, THANKS!

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

I miss Hippy

Anon

How’s the Iranian Gabe Medina on that post
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Strayan Cunt

Fuck me you MAGA cunts will come out with any old wank to try and cover up what is going on ay haha

Picard Madeoff

Are you suggesting our CIA is involved in the uprising in Iran? Shocking….

Strayan Cunt

I am but a simple carpenter mate. Actually didn’t some other sick cunt mention that once ……. haha

Picard Madeoff

I spent 7 summers framing to pay my way through school so I too am simple

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff

This video clearly shows that cops should only retaliate on the 3rd time theyre hit by a car, not 1st time or this 2nd time

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Do most people lean forward into a moving car and put their hands on the hood to try to stop it? I learned the laws of physics and cars at age 4, or thereabouts, myself.

Chief Hot stuff

They usually just brake.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

One “cop” was saying to get the fuck out of there.

Interesting trendlines, Bexy:
Dem presidents: don’t tread on me!
Republican presidents*: comply or die!

Chief Hot stuff

Thats what happens when you are concealing donuts

Andy C

Surely Volcom Stone is picking her up

deeks
notsurfingtoday

A poster girl for those weird Florence hooded tops

deeks

Rise up Israelis against that murdering swine and his mates !
Rise up Iranians against that murdering swine and his mates !
Rise up Rooskis against that murdering swine and his mates !
Rise up Yankees against…ah fuget about it

Strayan Cunt

Hahahahahahaha

Dogsnuts

I just think that the mass awakening of consciousness is whats contributing to the rise against authoritarian rule.
Fuck the elite and their bumhole lickers (Otto)
Xox

@TheRealJackMeoff

Just for clarity,
Fingers in bumhole good, tongue in cheek bad?
it’s all so confusing…

Dogsnuts

Tongue in bum is a magic fit!
Xox

Chief Hot stuff

Surfers used to be kinda chill ,cool, and slightly aloof. Anti political.
Not like theze poli tools.

Otto

Every protest, if to ultimately be successful, requires hot protest babes!

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Com Turren

but are you going to want to go to war with Denmark and destroy NATO if Iran’s uprising isn’t enough to distract your orange god?

Otto

We could buy Greenland with the amount of money the Federal government and US taxpayers have lost to Somali daycare fraudsters in Minnesota.

Long story short, we can take Greenland, and there isn’t shit anyone can do about it. China declared themselves an Arctic nation, therefore laying groundwork just like Russia to make moves themselves on Greenland. Who you want there?
Us or them?

Com Turren

And that’s an utter bullshit excuse to invade Greenland because we already have a Cold War era agreement with Denmark and Greenland that would allow us unfettered access to bolster our military presence in Greenland at any time. We already have what we want there—Trump just wants to be able to destroy NATO like he has promised Putin he would do without having to deal with formalities of withdrawing from NATO (which he cannot unilaterally do). That being said, I expect an order to invade Greenland will invite the civil war you MAGA cucks have long been looking for.

Otto

Europe doesn’t need us. They said so, in every language available to them and their outstretched open hands expecting cold US taxpayer cash to magically appear and fill them palms.

Let them take care of themselves. Perhaps if they did that it would bolster their argument that the US acts like we’re paying everyone’s fucking bills

Com Turren

whatever you say, comrade

notsurfingtoday

Yeah
Would be awesome if all US expats in portugal would fuck off back to where they came from and stop driving housing prices through the roof, and milking the free (local taxpayer funded) healthcare system for expensive treatments. Yes, those folks are very much not needed.

Brutus

no-one wants to be an ally of the current administration of the US as there’s no respect and trust….9 mths to go if not before!

Picard Madeoff

I’d suggest the civil war will kickoff in Minneapolis within 2 weeks. The tenor from both sides on X has ramped up exponentially since Ms Good’s passing and it wont end until more deaths occur. The only question left to answer is who will fire the next shot and the shots after that?

FlintyBadman

You could take Greenland but not hold it, so what would be the point? All evidence & recent history points to the USA winning the battle quickly & losing the war slowly. Boon for the Russians, Chinese, eh?

Brutus

Greenland is not for sale and the locals hate trump.

yeah you can invade Greenland , and Iran and Venezuela and Mexico and Colombia and Cuba ……Canada anyone?

Who would we want there…Norway/NATO…..easy!

Otto

Are you so distracted by partisan politics that you can’t even appreciate hot Persian women?

Com Turren

I learned my lesson about persian women a very long time ago,

Otto

can’t handle that spice?

or is it you are more into the spicy Thai ladyboy?

Com Turren

I wasn’t good enough for her fairy tale. It was a learning moment for me, but not for her as I understand it.

Otto

You don’t just date them, it’s like you date their whole family, and any one of them can at any moment be incensed by you for little, if any reason.
A perilous path

Hippy

Not worth it

Strayan Cunt

Hell root though but?

Hippy

everything is complicated

Wave Wizard

Hearing you say this warms my heart Otto.

This non partisan talk is making more horny than those Persians babes.

Picard Madeoff

THIS while Jr and Eric are chopping up lines somewhere in the White House.

Chief Hot stuff

And then pocketing the bag!! Duh.

Michael Flatlately

What’s her beef with David Letterman?

Natalie Skurnik

It’s a different story with the Israelites… recently in Bali and a squadron of IDF sunning themselves in between genocide…utterly hideous international citizens, reviled by the Indos. Recent article in Haeretz detailing the growing incidence of suicide amongst IDF…..that won’t save them


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