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California surfers weep as oil prices surge following report that US very close to war with Iran

"It could begin very soon."

California surfers, who mostly drive internal combustion automobiles to the beach, are weeping, this morning, after a new report sent oil prices surging. Gas in the Golden State, already nearing $5 a gallon, could easily soar into the $6 range forcing those who live in San Juan Capistrano, say, to surf lil dumpy Capo Beach instead of driving the extra 15 minutes to “Queen of San Diego County” Lower Trestles.

The aforementioned report, a stunner from TLDR news source Axios. Journalist Barak Ravid, who is said to have tight relationships with the Israeli government, today, published that Trump is “closer to a major war in the Middle East than most Americans realize. It could begin very soon.”

His sources shared that this would not be a quick hit but a “massive” operation that could eventually be measured in years, not months, fulfilling Trump’s election campaign promise of bogging America down in more international conflict than any other president in the history of the world.

The Oprah Winfrey of Forever Wars.

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Trump’s envoy, Steve Witkoff, and son-in-law, Jared Kushner, are currently in Geneva, Switzerland conducting talks with the team from Tehran. Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi cited “progress” while asking for two weeks to finish a detailed proposal, but with Trump sending a second aircraft carrier to the region along with a reported “huge number of support aircraft.”

The prop betting markets now have the odds of a strike on Iran by March 31st at 60%.

Oil prices soared from $60 a barrel to $64.

Those who live in Saticoy kissing Rincon goodbye for the foreseeable future.

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Mike

I paid $4.15 a gallon yesterday and for a few weeks prior. Could be less if it wasn’t for CARB bullshit and of course Newscum.

Chief Hot stuff

Fuken cuntz

Brutus

nah, Bobby’s actually just a down to earth blue collar guy,,,,great surfer/great ambassador for ol’school values……..he’s the real deal!!

Brutus

haha ah ignorance is bliss…….for some,LOL!

Barrelled

Yeah, that whole tennis, maid thing went a bit off the rails. Maybe he should call Bobby Martinez for a chat.

NEGATRON

You’d lose your mind if you knew what he does for a living. I can’t dox him though.

Barrelled

📷

Chief Hot stuff

Fluffer

Barrelled

It’s a fucking Strayan Cunt fest around here typically. We gotta some comments in while your sleeping.

Gil Gunderson

Some peak shaking of fists at petrol price clouds!

Chief Hot stuff

Is this swellnet?

Brutus

no I’m here,LOL

The Bitchy Crab

Is a sixty to sixty-four dollars, strictly speaking, a surge or a moderate rise?

Barnycle

The worry must be what will happen if the war starts. OPEC used to take joy in putting the yanks in place, price-wise, but this is a new era and they seem more chummy than ever. Think they like ol’ ‘rangutang face.

Bring back $90 oil and $4 BTU gas, if you ask me.

@TheRealJackMeoff

Well going by the the 30-40 to 120 spread the Ukraine war brought about I would say that’s chump change.
Like I said in another thread actions speak louder than words…

Beef & Beer

Looks like a good opportunity to announce that my new line of SHARK TAILS (jandals, thongs, flip-flops, sandals, slippaahs etc) footwear are now available in classic blue.
Get em now before the war causes a price increase…

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Worn by all the koolest kidzzz
Can YOU handle the jandal ?

(all profits go to bait and boat fuel supplies for that Aussie bloke who’s been catching all the bull sharks…)

Tom House

Sad for the Iranians, but if Fox News-guzzling soldiers want to get droned-up in the desert, fine by me.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Sorry buddy but war mongers are bipartisan.

Tom House

I’m just speaking for the Fox News-guzzling soldiers, as it says clearly in my comment.

@TheRealJackMeoff

It won’t just be Fox news gobblers.
It will be folks of all sorts who for whatever reason chose to serve in the armed forces, andnif shit getsbreal maybe they start the draft back up and drag in many otgers, including my kids. This shit is more real than you seem to grasp….

The Bitchy Crab

Don’t think there’s gonna be a draft anytime soon.

@TheRealJackMeoff

Don’t count on that.

Tom House

I’m speaking only for the Fox News-guzzling, as it says clearly in my comment

@TheRealJackMeoff

Join in!!!
Everyone loves a circle jerk…

pipspuss

Who’s going to be the pivot man?

Hippy

Gas prices….

in ’83 the entire coast rocked off it’s head for about 7 weeks, no wind either, heaps of rain. I literally told my mom that I wouldn’t be attending my last semester and that I’d finish in the fall.

We would drive hundreds of miles at night, almost every day, from San Clemente.

There were two guys on our program of note. Chris Mc Elroy (pre fame/success) and James See (noted shaper, ripper and longshoreman). One day we made the run to Blacks and it was as good as beach break gets and there’s Chris at the glider park.

I had surfed with Chris at El Cap the previous day. One the hike up the Blacks trail that lunchtime, I passed James, “what up hip?”

Next morning, I sat next to James in the Star bar lineup at full tide and moved to Dane and Sushi’s point as the tide pulled, who was there? Chris (RIP).

I bribed a Cal Trans worker to take me to Malibu the next day. Only other guys out is James and Riddle. Have no idea how James got there and it was so consistent, never spoke just waved. That swell/storms killed Kiddy bowl. PCH was closed due to slides, Malibu empty for weeks.

That afternoon, negative tide, I pulled up at Supertubes and James was already out in the water. No relation to Jenn See. I had to drive all the way around Malibu to Magu to access Supertubes.

Other guys too… it was like we were all on the same wavelength. You’d see the same guys 200 miles in each direction any given day. My non scientific theory is, the cobbles deposited by that storm at Uppers eventually migrated down to Lowers and built what we know today as the left. Lowers did not have a regular left before that season. At one point, Uppers was a long point break of new cobble from San Mateo Creek. Ripper of the highest order in a uber talented San Clemente lineup, Marc fucking Price.

Ok Negs, ban me. I gotta sign up for socialism.

Barrelled

People have been calling you Hippy for 43 years?

Hippy

No. Fun part was, I had NO MONEY. Literally spent every dime on gas

Drank water out of homeowners hoses, stole oranges.

Lucky I was getting taken care of with equipment.

At one point, I slept on the porch of an abandoned house on Dane Sushi’s point for 3 days on a rickety chase lounge, the point was empty and homeowners had written off their homes like so many in Malibu. Pretty much why I moved up here after I sold everything in Newps.

One night I was starving and my sleeping bag was a wreck. I begged a resident to use her phone and I called my mom in LA and drove there to eat a meal and put the sleeping bag in the dryer. Our maid made me a lunch and put in my wagon for the next day plus some soft drinks!!!

The only negative of that two months was I lost my girlfriend.

@TheRealJackMeoff

Here’s one for ya.

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Hippy

No fucking way!

@TheRealJackMeoff

Here he is now.
Still surfing, still shaping, still got that grom spirit.
Working on a new concept board for me as we speak

Barrelled

Who dat?

Hippy

Wow. I was a TC/Japs kid, went to college above the points. I was on the tennis team and from the corner of our second court, you could look down the canyon at the Japs lineup. Impossible to go to school, Echo was a 40 minute drive too.

Most of the Pedro guys did not travel, so seeing him at Dume was interesting. If those guys had gone to Pedro for a surf, they would end up at the Emergency ward. When you get your concept board, please post a photo

Barrelled

Sure does sound like you had plenty of money with the maid and tennis thing going on.

Hippy

We had money. Pop played on the tour, met my mom at a tourney in Miami and I was the result. But we were working class, my grandma bought the home as an investment and we couldn’t keep up with the other kids in the hood. Kid across the street owned Lays potato chips and next door was the Mayor of Tokyo. Dated a Ford and a Chandler.

Ahmanson Bank, Mac trucks…. we were working class small business owners.

@TheRealJackMeoff

Pedro is old school blue collar.

Hippy

Mostly longshoreman or cops

I grew up in LA.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Chas, 1 hour after posting this sharticle, and after then taking a dump and flicking off an IG post: “Holy shit, 150 comments already! Pot stirred!” Actually reads comments. “Oh, Hippy Californication.” Texts DR: “Tell Negs we need a Hippy badge.”

Hippy

I’ll see myself out, the boys hate history

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Hah! Nope, better keep it coming. Always fun to learn more about all you punters.

Hippy

If the future looked brighter… but we had freedom and empty spaces that no longer exist. Everywhere is cooked now, hence RE articles and attempts at political division.

BograilCutback

You tease us relentless that you know, so don’t play coy like we aren’t interested. Love it

Occ Topus

By no means.
I, for one, love the stories. The men amongst us love history. Those of us in your age group lived it ourselves and have tons of stories, too.

toofattosurf

aproaching two hunds rn, boys a machine haha…

Picard Madeoff

HMMM, you don’t strike me as Jack Kramer kinda guy. Maybe a Donnay Borg Pro or Dunlop Maxply disciple?

Hippy

Is Stavros still alive?

@TheRealJackMeoff

I don’t think so.

Hippy

He made all our fins

@TheRealJackMeoff

Yep another one of a colorful crew.

Hippy

I went to school there, Marymount Palos Verdes

@TheRealJackMeoff

RUHS, at least when I actually was in school.
I was a maverick cause the other side, but Pedro guys were always cool to me.
Chances are I either know you or at least close to the same circles.

Hippy

The circle was small in those days. Did surf RAT a bit. Rode Becker/Mingelli’s, then Stantons for a decade or two. Magic Glass in Lomita, Scott. Good times.

@TheRealJackMeoff

Burnout/Hags rat..
Knew John and Jeff?

Barrelled

Wait a minute. Are you FBI or FSP? Can’t be both.

@TheRealJackMeoff

Story of my life…
Venice/Redondo/BI/NS/Here….
what the future holds in store who knows?

Rich Marx

You guys are Pedro dudes?

Brutus

from San Clemente?

Stavros who used have a fin box Co and works in the alley next to Lost in SC…he’s alive and well still making fins /riding bikes saw him last October…incredible craftsman and great custom fins!

@TheRealJackMeoff

No he is talking about an old school pedro guy who made boards and had a surf shop and was a fixture in the community.

Mike

Aaah Pedro… I love Surfing Royal Palms when I’m in the area. When the hassling starts its always “are you from PV?” 😅

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Maid!?! So you’re a hippy by choice, coming from bucks. Don’t let Otto know.

Hippy

Blue Blood Old Money hood.

I never let the Dogtown guys figure out my exact location or I would have been ripped off every Bay Street surf. Jay was a thief of the highest order. Before I would give him rides, I would stash my weed, wallet and money in the spare tire well…. except I had no spare tire.

Brutus

Jay was also an incredible skater and at the end full blown born again Christian…….from theif to LOL?

Mike

Nickname back then was Bum. With a maid at home 😂🤷‍♂️.

Com Turren

Back when I lived in SC, multiple old timers told me that Lowers would barrel pretty often before the ‘82 – ‘83 El Niño that created the left.

Hippy

The shack crew would NOT go down there…. surfed it as early as ’80, don’t recall tubes ever. 204’s during wests could get hollow and State Park close outs.

The cobble from El Nino built Lowers left, yup. And it was still empty until Christian and Larry blew it up.

Com Turren

204s and State still did that when I lived down there back when they still had sand.

pipspuss

Thanks Hip. I love those stories. Knowledge passed along.

Hippy

History is unpopular

@TheRealJackMeoff

When I was a little grom the left was not a thing.
You are right, post 82/83

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

whats a negative tide?

Barrelled

The ones below 0.

The Bitchy Crab

The most intense gravitational pull!

Barrelled

Also called good waves around here.

Wave Wizard

Remember when the big issue was the price of eggs?
I miss those days.

@TheRealJackMeoff

I’m not buying it.
I’m claiming it’s all a front to catch speculators with their pants down.
There is no way Orange Kool-Aide man is going to risk US blood without congressional approval before the midterms.
That would seal his fate.
Even an Israeli false flag op wouldn’t go down well.
After the midterms though all bets are off.

Com Turren

or he’ll just start a full scale war and use that as an excuse to try to “cancel” the midterms

Hippy

No distraction too big from the files Bondi is “investigating”

Hippy

Can you imagine campaigning on transparency, then Bibi flies over and tells you that you’re fucking dead if you release the Mossad Files?

Com Turren

If Epstein was connected with foreign espionage outfits, Russia seems far more likely than Israel. I don’t think Mossad needed to pedo honeypot Western elites over the last 30 years to ensure the USA keeps backing it.

But then again, who really knows if we aren’t getting all the files and the ones we get are redacted all over the place?

RQ.

whatever they were / are doing, it was MASSIVE and fuuuuuuucking crazy. they may have crossed the line in to ‘crimes against humanity’.
and old mate trump is sat square in the middle of it.

https://www.reuters.com/world/allegations-epstein-files-may-amount-crimes-against-humanity-un-experts-say-2026-02-17/

Rich Marx

A friend who understands that world explained to me that Epstein was likely an “access agent” used by multiple intelligence agencies to make contact with powerful and influential people. He wasn’t specifically directly employed by anyone per se.

Hippy

didn’t need to be, why paint yourself into one corner when you can sell intel to several despots

Hippy

Eppy was 100% Mossad and more than likely helped him commit suicide

It was said that the Geisha’s were not whores, just business spies…..

Barrelled

Guaranteed he’ll try either wartime powers (that’s the whole projection thing with the Ukraine elections on hold although not sure that’s legally doable), or insurrection act, or both. Granted, none of those can be done without an act of congress, at least per the constitution, but that hasn’t stopped this admin thus far.

Hippy

Congress deferred long ago

@TheRealJackMeoff

Always an outlier…

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

I agree.

Jack John Johnson

No barrel.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

I ran to the beach from the lineup after seeing a Bull shark.

Jack John Johnson

Glad u ganda out of there.
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Barrelled

Imma put the total number of surfers residing in Saticoy at 0.

Hippy

Used to have a lam shop out there, Beatty’s entire operation

Barrelled

Not anymore.
Was Clyde’s operation actually in Saticoy or was it east Ventura?

Hippy

By the golf course off Wells Road…. tweener

Barrelled

That is Saticoy.

Mapski

Good thing we now run Venezuela.


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