“I’ve been on this wave for thirty five seconds and the surfer decides to drop in!”
The steppes of Instagram are alive this morning after vision appeared of a foil-boarder delivering the Strike of Wrath to a surfer, although surfer is putting it generously, a stubbornly intermediate long boarder if we’re to be precise, at Queensland’s famous Snapper Rocks.
In the clip, we see a man of late middle-age, possible harvest years, on an electric foilboard, and holding a GoPro 360 on a long stick as he fades the aforementioned long boarder into the shallow Rainbow Bay sand bank.
As the Gold Coast surf influencer Nick35 correctly puts it, “Men are from mars and this foil king is from Venus!” referencing the hugely popular 1992 self-help book that uses interplanetary metaphor to explain why couples often misunderstand each other due to fundamental diffs in psychology, communication, emotional needs etc.
Subsequent footage from the little camera on the end of the stick and voiceover from the e-foiler revealed his side of the story.
“Now, as you can see on this wave, I’ve been on this wave, now for well over thirty seconds. There’s no one anywhere near me, there’s no surfers, there’s a foiler on the inside, nobody.
“At this point here, very shortly, a surfer decides to drop in on inside.
“I’ve been on this wave now for thirty-five seconds and he decides to come in. So instead of respecting that I’m already on the wave, that I’ve been on the wave for fricken forever and I’m trying to get in to the inside.
“So I’m looking for a hole, then there it is, my passage to home, in between those two surfers so I’m coming home.
“I haven’t seen him yet but instead of turning off, he keeps going.
“Now the point is, I stacked because he was too close to me. The point is, the bit that got posted online, shows me not respecting the fact that he was… it looks like I’ve dropped in. I didn’t drop in on anyone. I’ve been on it a minute before him.
“So let’s put it into perspective. We need to figure out who dropped in on whom. It wasn’t me. I didn’t drop on anybody. We need to respect each other. I always get out of the way for surfers.
“I was simply trying to come home. Why didn’t he drop off? Shouldn’t we all do it for each other?”
Two brief questions: how do you see it and, two, is this, along with the horrors of the recent Bells Beach surf contest, the death of surfing?
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Cyclists fault
Can’t wait to see my Boi’s Gabe and Cole go straight up in the hook today
You saw one of them
god bless laird Hamilton , where would we be without foils and SUPs
I would say the old bloke did what they do at the superwank…
Nothing to see here folks, move along.
Slater is also down in the comments on this one, and it plays out exactly as you think it would.
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Slater liked one of my IG comments the other day. I’m sure Chas is jealous.
I went in and commented about the illegality of e-foild near swimmers/surfers and not allowed to be in the surf near surfers…..
Kind of surprised this is causing a huge issue based on how I’ve seen famous AU shapers and surfers use skis in crowded AU lineups.
I’m convinced more than half the people that surf, really actually don’t have a reason to… Just clogging up line ups… I watched a couple running to the waves yesterday, the hero boyfriend carrying both short boards to a high tide almost not breaking point wave that was already overcrowded. Fuck me we are all part of the problem but Jesus Christ it’s pretty fucking crook when cunts are so ignorant as to not even have an Oz.(Ounce) of respect for how this wave catching catching game works. We were all a kook at one point… Like the classic line in North Shore… He’s so Haole, he doesn’t even know he’s Haole. Foils have no place in crowded lineups and Mal riding pink rashee motherfuckrrs either.. know your rights…. Moreso know your wrongs.
They know enough, to know better.
Agreed… It’s like most people that drive a vehicle consider themselves as a better than average driver, I for one know the opposite, I’ve crashed every car I’ve ever owned .( Always without passengers or injury to anyone else…thankfully )
“know your rights…. Moreso know your wrongs.”
Great line
The surfer in question posted this in response:
‘Mate I also got the wave for a long time you were about 300 meters away on the shoulder the other foil inside you did the right thing and got off the wave I was thinking you were going to follow the wave face not to the white water I didn’t care if you were there but I just couldn’t believe you would try to get in in the white wash However I am glad nobody got hurt I hold no grudges to you I am glad as I said we both are okay mate you just couldn’t believe stay away from surfers 🏄♀️ Thanks for sharing your footage and god bless you🙏👍🏼🤣🙌’
Foils need to stay clear of the surf zone. You can literally do that shit anywhere. If was trying to come in, not sure why on earth he would have faded back to the whitewater.
Great pic of Strayan Cunt. Straight to the pool room
This is like listening to a grey haired 70 year old baby.
Fucking clueless idiot.
Reminds me of those dickheads / dickheadettes who go jogging in city streets, and get all huffy and puffy when you happen to be walking on the pavement in their intended route. Idiots.
Is the e-foiler Seth effrican?
hilarious he reckons his wave because he’d been riding it for half an hour.
Caught it from East London.
Xox
e foiler dropping in with a fuckin cunt wand?
hoooooooly shit.
pure rage fuel.
my god
Looking at that opening pic the cunt looks like Donny J (for genius) Trump. Is that one of those George Greenough designed remote controlled foil boards that is going to free Iranians from their tyrannical rule and open/close the strait of Hormutz so we can all get cheaper petty? Footage from his fuck wand coming in the middle of the night where he rage baits Strayans and tells us all how he got wave of the day at Snapper. The footage of course was filmed by a look a like stunt double cuz the real fat cunt is sat in a cart on one of his golf courses, cheating and smashing fifteen Maccas cheeseburgers
Next time I burn some shit cunt and if they dare ask me about, it now I can’t punch em I am simply going to say I was just trying to go home. Have you never watched ET ya fucking idiot?
Their is nothing worse than a Shit Cunt, call em out with a nose job,
Calling “party wave” as the set approaches and you are nowhere near top position also works.
BIG NEWS BOYS!!!! Tyler has withdrawn from Margs. How much longer do we have to wait for one of her post heat interviews? What is wrong with her this time? Soooooo many questions ay
NO WAY. She was riping this morning
Fake news
Fuck ! As Frank Zappa would say…” whatever happened to all the fun in the world “
Think it was the trauma of having to once again go to a vineyard for lunch.
Maybe she has run out of one legged wettys?
Oi cunts I have a genuine question regarding me fantasy team, which is 95% seppos so I really want to beat the fuckwits after they invaded Iran and fucked us. Jack is only $3.5 mil which is crazy cheap but I think hes up against Kauli first heat and looked totally cooked at Bells. Thoughts……….
You take Jack out of the equation, but everyone has Jack, so you go Vaast
There is no correct answer
Jack will smoke Kauli
robbo is in his own head, new boards don’t seem to be working, risky pick right now
Bargain at 3.5 million. Even if he loses margs his price will double soon. I put him on my team.
Yes cunt! Hans coming home & finding his hole! Pink cunt just being a fucktard kook. Snapper Rocks is magnet for this shit. Needed DHD to fire in on his ski and stack into both of them.
Imagine how uncrowded Australia would be without all the brazzos.
Glad they love there not here. But regardless, the Australian crowd problem is still 100% an Australian surfer problem.
mate, the number of Argies, spaniards, Portuguese and other euros in the water plus Brazzos is huge- and they come in packs.
often insta-crowds.
Yep I know. Same story in indo nowadays. Luckily we have crime here to scare them away
“Crime”
Haha! Nice euphemism.
Not a euphemism, just a sad fact that we have an extremely high crime rate. But in a cruel twist the reality is that the vast majority of crime occurs in poor heavily populated areas meaning it is not actually a major problem around surfing zones.
Twin finners
Lucky here in SW WA
They don’t like sharks
“Hey see That!” OVER THERE!
Its cool, they are just chasing the Salmon or bait fish man. They look hungry as fuck
NonJohn wants more foilers, bodyboarders, GoPros, and more surfers to participate in every decent lineup on Earth. It makes it more fun.
Bong boarders
ok , this has been coming for awhile…….E-Foils, a motorized foil board , been around for awhile and here we go…the e-foiler has no rights to be in a surfing zone , where there are surfers or swimmers…depending on the State law on Jet Ski’s/ PWC’s…….you can only come within 200 m of swimmer/surfers……you must then only do 5 knts/9kph when within 50 m of a surfer…so the guy on the foil is by law not allowed to surf waves on his e-foil…..so actually the guy on the surfboard had all the rights…sorry guys in spoiling the bloodlust for longboarder/foilers!
Can you explain why idiots like this need to film their exploits like they are some kind of hero?
seems to be the me me generation….not sure if you get the VALS who paddle out on Hypto Cryptos with the GoPros mounted on the front of their boards…..same thing with foilers/SUPers etc….be a hero get a go pro….maybe their marketing worked for some?
So the same people that like to look at themselves in the mirror?
But then they have to, review, edit and post it.
So much work, just to love yourself
and or influencers/social media…..it’s so fucked that it’s all about the look and the me me generation IG/TOK Tok etc
Fuck me for commenting to the comment..as I push the comment button!
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The only thing worse than a foiler at backline is an Israeli
Durban, the terrorist lover. Which is your favourite? Hmas or Hzblah???
So dumb how Israel supporters constantly equate the support of Palestine with the support of Hamas. No matter how many times it’s stated that Hamas is as evil as the Israeli government. But it’s not surprising given the anti semitic label attached to any criticism of Isreal.
So people can’t equate Palestinians with Hamas, but you can equate Israeli’s with their government? Nice, sounds rational.
Do you understand the politics of Palestine? As a quick 101, Palestine is split between the West Bank and Gaza with approx 65% living in the West Bank and 35% in Gaza. In Gaza, Hamas has majority support but the majority of the West Bank supports Fatah. Gaza was also ruled by Fatah until 2007 when its likely that Israel’s severe oppression of the Gaza strip in particular culminated in support for a more radical option (some conspiracy theorists (not me) suggest Israel engineered this as a means to implement the ‘genocide’ we have all watched in real time since Oct 2023). So yes it is 100% accurate to equate the majority of Israelis with their government and not equate the majority of Palestinians with Hamas.
Do you understand the politics of Israel? Israeli elects political parties by plurality, Netanyahu received 23% of the vote in 2022.
Nice touch adding a little auto-genocidal conspiracy that you happen to not believe in.
Not going to continue the discussion but I hope people look up how these conflicts began.
I guess you missed my point that it’s not just Netanyahu. It’s also his equally evil coalition partners led by low life’s like Smotrich and Ben-Givr. So nah, you’re wrong, the majority of Israel supports the likely Genocide that has occurred and already proven illegal occupation of Palestinian land in the West Bank amongst other brutal transgressions. As such Israel as a whole is way past deserving of the boycotts that forced the similarly evil apartheid regime here to disband.
Also, based on your logic, F YOU for subjugating the native South Africans for decades, and only stopping due to your failure to continue, not desire to stop. You are a racist, horrible person. Projecting your shame onto Israel will not absolve you.
Fair comment towards many white South Africans today. But not me who was active in the protests against the apartheid regime and who dedicated a major part of my career towards the upliftment of poor black people by doing NGO work developing educational, infrastructure and housing in the poorest of poor areas in Durban both before and after the end of institutionalised apartheid.
Just so you get it , as you are 1/2 way there……the Israeli’s I know all hate netanyahu….like most of the people hate the regime in Iran…..now a lot more people hate trump….and the game of politics /money and power continues…..judging a whole country by it’s leader, well not logical and smacks of bias!
Yep and I have Jewish and Israeli friends who feel the same way about Netanyahu, Ben-Gvir, Smotrich etc. And I can’t be accused of bias in my criticism of Israel as a whole given that their democratically elected government is led by people who are as evil as Hamas, which means that the majority of Israelis are 100% complicit in the on going murder and oppression of Palestinians. So just like during apartheid in South Africa where a minority of white people were against the tyranny, our evil government (and its voters) were forced to abolish apartheid only after collective punishment against us all through economic, cultural and sporting sanctions (this included surfers like friends of mine who were banned from international competition at least at an amateur level. Oh and surfers like Shane Horan and Tom Carrol who eventually boycotted professional events here were my heroes!). I have no doubt that the decent Israeli’s we know would support the same approach to force the obvious change necessary.
judging a people by an elected political leader/official , who is under scrutiny for corruption and facing possible jail time…and I mean both trump and netahyahu……would you judge the American people based on trump?
Same here in Australia we have politicians and leaders who are just puppets of big lobby groups and the rich elite…just like everywhere in Western Civilization…and that’s where the division comes in……like maga….I have friends now who are devastated that they couldn’t see thru trump being a grifter and does/t give a shit about anybody…Netanyahus is more complex but just the same….hamas are an elected government and still in power on behalf of the palestinians in Gaza……but the crimes of raping / burning living people/executing people by shoving guns up there arses and pulling the trigger etc was pure evil to incite Israel into a revenge against Gaza……Israel lost the PR battle as the world covered the death and destruction of the Gazans..and quickly forgoy why?
I was not allowed to compete in SA , as I was an Australian Team member…and even if I went to SA….I was banned from surfing for Australia……so I remember it well….
we seem to be in period now where trump is losing support everywhere, and maga has taken a fragmentation grenade , the same will happen in Israel…we are in the middle of a storm…and navigating all the shit that’s been thrown at us from the elites…so we carry on!
Haha now you’re also 1/2 starting to get it :)) And yes I 100% do absolutely judge the American people based on Trump. Without the majority’s support his government could not do what it is doing. It is without doubt the most dangerous country in the world in terms of the total impact it has on humanity vs any other country. Over and above their unprovoked attacks and underhanded covert operations in sovereign states (not just right now but for many years), withdrawal of USAID health support causing unnecessary death of the poor and vulnerable globally, climate destruction through the unmitigated pursuit of fossil fuels and where the majority of people still vigorously support gun ownership rights despite almost daily mass shootings. Holding thumbs that the fragmentation happens sooner than later but ultimately its down to people standing up against evil and recognising the duplicity of politicians like Trump.
The foiler sounded South African. No?
Haha maybe. Glad we got rid of that cunt
Maybe I’m misremembering things, but around 10+ years ago now but I remember watching videos of well known surfers on the east coast of Australia ripping through crowded lineups with skis. Like zero lip service to safety or etiquette. That approach trickles down to everyone.
Cant the e-foil just go ever the fuck he wants?
Maybe he was running out of battery, but was also too attracted to the pink shirt man
He clearly saw and tried to fade the stinky pinky, but in doing so sabotaged his own ride by putting himself behind the oncoming section. What a fuckwit.
Looking for clicks amongst his fanbase which consists of his wife and the gimp he has chained in the basement.
I can understand ‘good people’ filming in heaving Chopes or draining Skeleton Bay… but sub-average nincompoops like this…?
“I AM THE MAIN CHARACTER”
To be fair though, it is great some of these fuckwits film themselves 24/7
Otherwise, we would not be here, right now….
as i have posted…he is not allowed in the surf on e-foil,period……send that to him, as by going public he has shot himself in the foot……and no longer can go out there!
…and his family back in Rotterdam
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