“The contrast of the brown trunk against white shorts taut around small hips, swoon,” writes one fan.
Two weeks after an almost-got-killed momo at Teahupoo where he narrowly missed colliding with a boat while exiting an el grande tube there, Matahi Drollet has thrilled, shocked and awakened exciting feelings in surf fans with his turn for Ralph Lauren underpanties.
Matahi, who is twenty eight, posted a carousel of photos on his Instagram page, igniting latent passion in his myriad fans.
“Morning pre-surf in my Stretch Cotton Boxer,” Matahi writes, brief, yes, but exhilarating and audacious, honest and fearless.
“The heat is on,” writes big-wave promotor Bill Sharp.
“What a beautiful, sucky mouth,” writes another.
“A work of mastercraft.”
“The contrast of the brown trunk against white shorts taut around small hips, swoon,” writes another.
Even the storied French actor Vincent Cassel, whom you must watch as Vinz in La Haine, puts himself in the mix writing, Mais ouaaaaiiiis (but…yeeeeeah), followed by a flame emoji.
Important question to the below ground habitués.
Has Raimana Van Bastolaer lost his crown as Tahiti’s premier hunk?
Or you like em with surplus cake?
Also, do you apply a little strawberry lip balm to your lips before an anxious kiss?
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Do they have Ross Dress 4 Less or TJ Maxx stores in Australia? Places where you buy garbage like Ralph Lauren undies for $5/ pair/
Not an aussie but I once got a Volcom
Sale at 70% off of some items at the outlet store at the Gold Coast airport. Middle of their winter. Picked up two pairs of shorts as I had lost some weight on my travels and went a size down.
That’s the same prices that you can get at Ross/Marshalls and the outlet stores at Sawgrass Mills in Florida. 70% off at the Quik and O’Neill stores when I was last there a few years ago.
Because their blue collar wages are so much higher than the US I think they have less of those types sales, although they probably have no end of cheap, Chinese-made clothing being dumped in all of sorts of their stores.
It would be interesting to hear from those who are familiar with the aussie retail scene as well as the US outlet store scene. I think that FL has the cheapest shopping in any developed country, at least of surf apparel.
I also wonder if any surfers outside of northern california are O’Neill diehards. I just looked at their ownership structure and they’re based in Luxembourg and distributed in the US by wealthy, southern californians called the La Jolla Group since ‘93.
yes
I don’t know. I’ve been going commando for years now.
Looks almost exactly like the late Dag Drollet, the murdered boyfriend of Cheyenne Brando. Perhaps his uncle?
If Drollet’s house was also for sale Derek would have literally imploded.
Fuck all of you cunts I just watched the latest Bond movie and 007 is dead. That guy was fucking skits and I loved him and none of yous even had the decency to tell me, get fucked
He’s been dead for a long time now.
Woke killed him.
Rumor has it RuPaul is Bond in the next installment.
Change RuPaul out for Sasha Jane and I’m buying the DVD Box set with the bonus Directors Cut.
Sasha Jane Baron Cohen?
The one and only.
Funny. Educated. Married to Isla Fisher. Not barreled in Lemoore (yet).
Actually had to look her up.
Apparently she is a ginger ninja.
Sounds like a cameo match made in woke 007 heavan.
I’m not familiar with the word “heavan”. Sounds satanic.
They’re pretty much mutually
exclusive.
Only one thing above all of it. Happy belated Fathers Day.
Likewise.
She’s divorced from the English, Cambridge- educated Jewish comedian, Mr. baron-Cohen.
The tiny, Aussie redhead is now unattached. Except with Hollywood/Chelsea kids, which rules out the proposition for any sane man.
Yes she is a ginger Ninja Minx.
Quite famous around here, being raised in Perth.
And she was a star on “Home and Away” before her hollywood stardom, much like many other.
Good news everyone…
“WAS” Married
She grew up in Perth too
Aussie Aussie Aussie!
what was all that kerfuffle from Barrelled about before?
He’s mad a SC for being SC.
Just trying to show the wanker what it’s like to have someone start having an endless and relentless go at you for no apparent reason. I am certainly not a fan of the dish it out but can’t take it. To his credit, SC has taken me off his blocked list but for whatever nuclear meltdown reason, Troll has blocked me now. Place is going soft and out of control all at the same time somehow.
Calm down buddy, just having a little bit of fun.
We like to have fun here….
Well, it was a reference to your cute little badge. Just figured you somehow became another one of Strayan Bitch’s little lovers.
Only when I’m feeling a little freaky.
‘Vat’s vere farkin’ sine orv a farkin’ addvanced farkin cullch vat iz!!! Izz cawled farkin’ valuium addered vat iz!!!’
The Nungas, figured out its just useless bullshit, bound to fail, loserville, zero respect for anything or anyone, ice ages ago. 60,000 years ago.
‘Gggggiiiiddddaaayyy mmmmmaaaayyytttee… eye node wear veres are phew ruse aaayyyeee… n iv ya giv arse are phew farkin’ quid eye…’
‘What do you want the few quid for… cuz…’
‘Aaaayyee, eye gorta fede ver farkin’ mouves n shite… eye doo…’
‘No worries mate here you go, here’s some nice grub enough for you and your whole family!’
‘Faaaarkkk ooorfff… gimme sum orv yar farkin’ moolah, yar farkin’ fick eddud stup… farkin’ youseluzz carnt… Coz viz iz farkin’ crittertickle farkin infamaceshun… Oye givvuz vat farkin’ bitter shynee farkin’ rok… vat ‘ll dew ut…’
‘This, no worries, now where’s those roos.’
‘Jizz downe vat trak, tayke are leffty, bitter are writey, ova va ‘ill… downva… yaaar carnt mizzum… mmmmmaaayyytttteee…’
‘Thanks cuz.’
‘Farkin’ won pumpd owt evurry farkin’ minnit… oooorrrrvvvee ‘it vere farkin’ jakpott aaaayyye!!!’
‘Faaaaaarrrrrrrkkk… primatiff youseluzz caaaarnnnts farkin’ peppud meee wiv farkin’ spearz n shite… scard fur farkin’ lyfe… eyem larky ta bee are lyve!!! Youzeless caaarrnts… fick ‘edz… yaaar carnt elp ‘um ayyyee. Ouwuz eye supphozed ta no ver farkin stuped ruse… eyem ownly goode at windin’ clox bak… mmmmmaaayyyteee…’
If you want to make it to 60,000 years, cash free, plenty for all the family, including mum earth, over 500 distinct Cultures, side by side, you better have more than bullshit on your side. Bullshit won’t cut it, never does, no self respect, no respect for anything, no matter how much ‘moolah’ you’ve got. Polished bullshit wrapped up in moolah is bound to fail, again…
The Nungas figured that out perfectly, ice ages ago.
‘Yyyaaarrreee well good ‘ol arenty pawla whitey sed farkin’ vere lawd chowz uncull donnee ta blo vere farkin youzeless, stinkin’ know goodes, leyein caaarrrnnttzzz ta farkin’ smivva farkin’ reeennz!!! Nukem!!!’
60,000 years.
The Noongar’s are my locals.
They have my respesct.
But the worldwide population is BOOMING, and they all want their piece of the pie, we now call Earth.
Shit was different back then. Not many people had a car even 100 years ago.
Yeh, but both the Noongars and Nungas were happy to share their piece of pie. And had the basic respect of firstly, calling a pie, simply what it was, a pie. And a rotten piece of pie, a rotten piece of pie. And bullshit wasn’t championed, or valued. And they understood, valued and respected their Cultural differences. So respected themselves, and everyone and everything else enough to realise that valuing and rewarding a bullshit line of thinking, was a trail to doom, not a trail to 60,000 years.
And that is why they didn’t champion their first Trillionaire….
nah….material possessions come and go…..their culture stands firm even though severly battered…..so no wheels/no roads/tech progress minimum….social culture …worlds most advanced!
What’s next, Sash Jane repping a jock strap style bikini bottom??
In order to balance the scales, now we are posting male underwear models, and to help female representation in sport, I need to share this WNBA clip that has gone viral.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/1uhbdzn/this_shit_is_much_funnier_than_it_should_be/
It is fuckn awesome, and we need someone to go claim that during the next comp. Tyler as set the bar that “Anything Goes”, so it may as well be her. But I do hope it is someone else.
Her name is Sophie Cunningham, and she has a black belt too, and is a shit stirrer.
No more fuckn crying baby talk and hugs. BRING IT!
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Careful, SC might use this for wank material. Hell I might.
Haha, you don’t need to worry there.
The cunt wiggs out at tall chicks .
Joke from the old forums. So many difficulties…
For any of me fellow Strayans who like the occasional wrestle with their python but are being frustrated by the new age verification laws then let me just tell yous that Beeg. com is your new best mate xx
Beeg Grit
Nobody mistake the g for a j. Fully fucked up me wrestling for a morning xx
Ahahahaha
Holy fuck.
She is not just good looking, she is a weapon
Here’s another elite athlete weapon.
Total bullshit mate.
Bunk Time…..
Life serving in s Submarine is fuckn hard
Check the clubhouse message board mate
Sweet dreams.
One of the few decent elements that are all-American
Pretty sure she grew up a farm girl. Talks shit with the best and plays basketball at a super high level and played gridiron in high school. Super hot, but pretty sure that photo is fake. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Well fuck. The internet has lied to me AGAIN. Thanks for the correction.
They are both gorgeous anyway.
And yes, Sophie is a superstar.
Silent pointing with a bit of side eye is the new superpower.
These soccer players get paid multiple millions and some cant hit the net from 12 yards out
The Dutch ones for example
They should just have shootouts because the games are boring garbage, shootouts pretty exciting!!
La Haine fucking rocks. 10/10. Great fucking movie.
The all seeing eye of zionism
Do you like lists?
I know someone else who likes lists…
Its wild how Musk puts his hand up to salute the crowd and Leftys are outraged, then they promote a Dem candidate rockin a nazi death camp tatoo…
Like and share and we’ll put you on the list!!!
“Get on board now!”
Jew know it!
I Red and Sea what Jew did there!
Scary thing is that there are people out there that actually think Marley was a zionist. He wasn’t at all.
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Raimana tries on undies…
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
…needs bigger size.
This is the lane now I guess
Wonder when we’ll get a Palestinian boy model that Dez can’t resist
I’m fairly sure that this has always been the lane. Google “BeachGrit Noa Deane” to see the love that was being spread around 11 or 12 years ago.
Long may it continue. I hope this one makes the Instagram page.
Who knew homoerotica could be oh so comical? Derek all of the closeted BG faithful will surely thank you with flowers, chocolates and who knows what else?
Dear Derek,
I’m wondering if you dictate into a. i. . Surely you couldn’t type with that much jizz on your hands.
yours sincerely deeks
He needs a 3 pack of wankerchiefs for Chrissy
BEACH JIZZ
The best kisses are the ones when a pinga suddenly appears in your mouth.
Hahahahahaha fucking oath
Very sexy!!
Not the first time it happened. I was already off me melon and thought part of the chicks tooth had broken off and wigged out and spat it in on floor!
Check out this awesome athlete mate, don’t be scared
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She is only “5’8” mate, same height as you.*
What a fuckn legend. I wonder if she can surf.
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No more crying and babies and shit
* = Lies
I would have picked it up an dropped it if a root was involved. The 10 second rule
Funny thing is mate where we were standing was pretty quiet so when she told me what it was I dropped on me hands and knees looking for it cuz it was late, maybe around 4 am and I had nothing left.
When I came back up unsuccessful she was still looking to pash but my first question was do you have any more of those? She just cracked the shits about something and went storming off so I went back to looking. Sheilas are fucking weird as at times ay?