Last chance to get into one of the great surfer houses…
Two months back, we ran what you might call an emotional pitch for the iconic Webber house in Angourie, a treehouse design by the architect Paul Witzig notable, among a hell of a lot of other things, for its soaring ceilings and wraparound decks in front of Spooky’s Point there.
So beautiful you want to weep every time you hand feed the kookaburras or count your steps, a few hundred or so, to the warm sand down the little pathway.
A real long time ago, another life, another wife, I used to swing on down from the Gold Coast for the filthiest of weekends, too much sun, too much tit, sorry that I haven’t writ etc, and would always choose one of the Webber apartments.
Old man Webber that is, owner of the spermatozoa that brought shaper and wavepool creator Greg Webber, as well as Will, Monty, Dan, Ben and John into the world.
Webber has officially got a price tag on the two joints, 1a & 1b/19 The Crescent, Angourie, and it’s cheap as hell, at least in my estimation, of 1.9 mill Australian dollars or 1.34m US.
Buy one, rent out the other, recline on that damn balcony and turn yourself into a crocodile handbag in between tunnelling in the warm Pacific out front.
Again, and a reminder, the agent’s selling pitch, not that it needs anything beyond a few photos and the video, which you might examine above.
Upstairs Apartment – 1 Bed + 1 Mezzanine, 1 Bath, 1 Garage Downstairs Apartment – 2 Bed, 1 Bath, 1 Carport Award winning Architect design.
Close to sheltered beaches, world-class surf, quaint cafes, and the famed Angourie Pools Wake to the gentle rhythm of rolling waves and salt-laced sea breezes in this elevated Angourie retreat, where each day begins and ends with the ocean.
Set within the breathtaking surrounds of Angourie Nature Reserve and Yuraygir National Park, these beach apartments are snuggly nestled within the relaxed seaside village where nature, community, and simplicity define the lifestyle. Angourie is more than a destination – it’s a way of living. A place where mornings start with a swim or surf, neighbours exchange easy conversation, and the pace of life slows to match the tide. Endless blue horizons, coastal greenery, and that unmistakable holiday feeling become part of your everyday.
Designed by Award winning Architect Paul Witzig, the building embraces its natural setting. The three-level, treehouse-inspired, dual apartment home feels immersed in its surroundings. The alfresco deck is the heart of it all – private, peaceful, and framed by greenery – perfect for slow mornings with coffee, long, sunlit lunches, and relaxed evenings as the ocean hums in the background. The lower apartment offers two generous bedrooms and a welcoming, open-plan living space, paired with a renovated bathroom-ideal for family or guests.
Two private courtyards open onto the native gardens.
The upstairs apartment offers 1 bedroom and a mezzanine (loft) bedroom. The light-filled kitchen and living room flows seamlessly onto a wrap-around veranda. Here, indoor and outdoor living blend effortlessly, inviting cooling sea breezes and soft, background murmur of conversations emanating from the village café. A striking timber staircase leads to a private mezzanine retreat.
With warm timber floors and ceilings, this elevated sanctuary sits among the treetops, capturing Pacific views and offering a quiet place to unwind-your own secluded escape above it all. Outside, the lifestyle continues with private gardens that invite creativity and calmness, perfect for those who enjoy nurturing their own green space. A lock-up garage and additional carport provide practical ease, completing the home’s thoughtful design.
With no real urgency surrounding the sale, although the old boy would like to cash out soonish, he’s in his nineties afterball, Greg Webber is trying to get at least one of his wavepools approved, in this case it’s a prototype in Portugal, so he can buy the joint himself.
Are there another nine BeachGrit readers out there who wanna chip in 130k apiece, along with me, for a slice of this pretty heaven?
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Huh? I thought this was a surf site, not a realestate site?
You were mistaken. The surf garbage is just so that we can admire coastal real estate.
The things we do for a view.
Great spot but I assume the building report on this joint is going to be interesting.
Mohomod and mohomod
While you can see the ocean from the treehouse. It doesn’t look like you can actually see the waves breaking.
That would be very frustrating for me.
The comentariat demands a day 3 live chat. We need other salt heads to tell to tel us what to think!
“Man rolls down cliff while spying on nude beach…”
Asking for a friend…are there any nude beaches in the vicinity of this shed and Angourie?
Why did the Sons Father pummel Nat Young? Because he was … Angourie
Smith Family Callum Murray Robinson. 🎄👈🏻👀.
Looks like it would blow down in a strong wind. Incredible location though.
Oooohhhh noooooo!!!
Nnnnnoooooo!!!
Its enough to make ya!!!
Don’t let the swillnuts get wind of this… this… this… (not that they’d even set foot in such a crappy club shed…) Coz they despise this soughta shite… this… this… neggy, swillnutty, goofy, sikko, quote, ‘despicable, rampagin’, unejamakated, unbrydaddled hordes a stinkin’, low life, lousy, stinkin’, greedy, immigrant, greedy ***###ing blujjaz…’
‘Fuck’n immigrants!!! Farkin’ albo…’
How the hell can good ‘ol ozzie battlers, including optamystic swillnuts, put a bloody roof… when, quote, ‘greedy, stinkin’ packs a immygrunts are over running even the farkin’ burbs a the gazza, and turning everyfarkinthin’ inta farkin’ airbnb cash cows, n stickin’ ut up fair dinkum farkin’ battlaz bankrupt butts!!! Larfin’ all the farkin’ way to the, (probs chyneze), farkin’ banks!!! Forcin’ duzzinz orv destytute battlazz to shack up in one stinkin’, overcroudud, gazza burbs, flippin’ shitbox!!!’
‘Boot the farkin’, lyin’, stinkin’, connivin’, proffatearin’ immies out, or at least lock the cunts up!!! Soze big hearted ozzer blokes like webzo n witzo can farkin’ well, proppa look after farkin’, ozzie farkin’ mmmmaaayyytees…’
‘Get farkin’ Pawleeen… and the swillnuts… even the mighty… lil’ fuckn’ jack callahooon for that matta, onta the farkin’…’
There’s a writeup in this lot longy…before the cunts get up ta the farkin’ ox…
(and thanx heapz, in advance, all of yaz for backin’ me in…)
Sounds good but will you clean up your ladies cumstains satisfactorily?
” ladies “… you jest sir
The ladies with cocks
Dont you mean 13million ?
Seems very cheap for beachfront when a 3×1 shitbox anywhere is in aus is 1million
If this had listed six months ago I would’ve been in sans hesitation, a light negotiation, 1.8 ish maybe.
Wow!
Let’s pass the hat around for a BG weekender
I will buy a cuppla cartons for the house warming and charge like a wounded bull for any repairs cuz I’m a bloody good bloke
Haha I’ll crane the hot tub in …4 hr min. Plus travel of course
I think perhaps of anywhere on East Coast, excepting where I live, that Angourie would be the spot I’d want to be. Not sure how welcoming the locals would be to another blow-in stinking up the neighbourhood and lineup.
You in northern NSW, close to the border?
DR: A real long time ago, another life, another wife, I used to swing.
This is the real news here~
Derek- Don’t you own beach adjacent at Tamarama or such? Why not trade up to a regional classic? Addicted to urban closeouts, needlestick injuries in the beach sand and greased ethnics littering the foreshore?
Cash in and move on.
Where else would Dez practice his admiration for caramel coloured boys if not Bondi? The glimmer of wog skin with city vices is hard to sacrifice for peachy red burns in the country.
Heartbreaking this joint came up after I pledged everything I own, and a few hundred more, for the Tama joint.
Was that before or after the bloodshed?
Did prices go up or down after that ?
I dunno but the heroes brothers are shaking him down for a hundred gees each and hes been arrested for assaulting his dad.
If that last suggestion from you is real Dez I’d scrounge and hustle to make it happen. Glorious corner of the world. I’d simply ask that all used tissues be chucked appropriately in the bin.
Meanwhile in Turkey:
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Irukandji flavored energy drink!