"Give me permission to bait Great White sharks 'not catch' and I will show the efficiency of every deterrent out there."
A plan to independently test a shark deterrent approved by shark expert Ocean Ramsey on Great White sharks has fallen at the first hurdle after the NSW government threatened to fine and imprison the tester if he “interfered” with the supposedly endangered fish.
The adorable Ocean Ramsey, whose sculpted platinum hair swings as if in a shampoo commercial even without a wind machine to blow it, had gone on the record, as they say, to endorse a made-in-Australia shark repellant for surfers that actually works on Great Whites, which were, until the recent run of bull shark hits, the number one killer of swimmers, divers and surfers in Australia.
If you live in Western Australia, where surfers and spear fishermen disappear into the mouths of Great Whites with a reasonable sorta regularity, two in the last few weeks, you can get a government rebate of two hundred bucks.
Joel Nancarrow you know well, he’s the cat who swung into Sydney during the run of bull shark attacks and pulled a half-tonner a short swim off the city’s prettiest harbour beach and a few hundred yards from where Nico Antic was fatally attacked in waist-deep water.
Given the Department of Primary Industry’s inability to either collect meaningful data or temper the wild explosion in attacks, Nancarrow has become a one-man show of data collection in real time.
So, he figures, let’s see if a shark repellant is going to do anything against a Great White.
In a letter to the DPI he writes,
Hi (Redacted),
Joel from Hunter shark jaw here.
I have had incredible amounts of surfers msg me asking me about the efficiency of Rpela and ocean eyes shark deterrents on great whites.
I have taken it upon myself to obtain these items and in all honesty, I plan on testing them by baiting whites off a surfboard with cameras and deterrent devices attached.
This is somewhat of a formal email to ask if you can forward this onto the person responsible for granting permission to go ahead for the next 90 days and test them openly on white sharks.
I will work alone, unless one of my 2 crew are free, no Audience, no crowds and no work on beaches that are patrolled. I will not be within sight of swimmers or surfers and will cease working on weekends as to not draw the news.
Once finished, I will openly share my factual results with my audience on my page and grant the use of the study to whom ever else wants to use it.
The results can not and will not be altered in any form, as the results of my study is my reputation and business on the line.
The DPI has recently lost a significant amount of credibility within the public due to less than adequate information and results provided following a summer of multiple incidents involving sharks.
As you are well aware, I’m a registered business and any incidents/damage/injury will be of no consequence for the DPI, I will also use my own personal financial backing to complete.
As he explained to his followers,
I was going to keep this quiet and share it with the surfing community once I finished as it’s meant to protect against white sharks.
I can’t legally target whites without the dpi entering into an agreement with me to do so.
Chances of them doing that are almost 0.
I’ve seen so much today about “experts” wanting these things tested, I’ll happily put it out there.
Give me permission to bait white sharks over winters “not catch” and I will get you the proof that will show the efficiency of every deterrent out there in Australian waters beyond doubt.
If I get permission, I will make it my goal all winter to chase and test these on great whites.
As Nancarrow predicted, of course, the DPI shut down any thought of doin’ meaningful testing.
Fisheries email response time is A1!!!!!!
Response is exactly what I expected.
Bunch of legal garbage that they hide behind.
That’s the issue with the DPI, it’s all a job to them, they couldn’t care about the actual results and a cheap solution, as long at they are getting paid.
Unfortunately, it’s no longer about safety for these guys, it’s all about in-house study and pre determined outcomes.
Anyway, looks like we will be testing them on whalers.
If Great Whites are still a threatened species, my understanding is they must be hard to come by and we shouldn’t encounter any during our project, any that we do encounter will obviously be an extremely rare experience that we will cherish for a lifetime.
Let’s put it to the court, shall we?
Do you think Nancarrow should be given an exemption to test the Rpela and any other shark deterrent on Great Whites or does government know best?
Wouldn’t trust that Ocean Ramsey influencer chickka. She has made up her credentials and that footy of her swimming with that big ole tank of a white off Hawaii was just after iut had been gorging on whale blubber. That’s why it looks so chil in the vid. The deterrent may be a thing, but I can’t trust her. Bit of babe though eh.
https://7news.com.au/news/woman-injured-in-suspected-shark-attack-at-sydneys-coogee-beach-c-22425856
…Fuck this malarkey.
Newsflash!
THEY DON’T WORK.
We simply need to accept that nothing will deter a hungry (or interested) GWS from its intended prey.
450 +/- million years of evolution confirm the proposition.
Have a nice day.
Dearest Joel,
Please do not hang baits off surfboards.
Yours
electrification in north Wollongong
https://youtu.be/gnFasm656r0?si=h65EtbZ2MzJuu_cl
Just watched “kissed by god” biopic of Andy Irons last night. Man that thing was sad. Makes you appreciate having average mental health.
Thank fuck! A shark story to lighten the mood.
Back to the simple things that brought me here in the first place.
” get permission ” farken hell
Same gear as the shark catchers it seems
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That thing belongs in a museum Beef.
I’d happily kick in for Joel’s court costs and lawyers fees.
He shoulda mentioned he was trans.
The shark mate?
It opens all doors
Of course he should be given an exemption to test – people are dying because of the Australian government’s policies that ensure the health, safety and well-being of large sharks over humans.
As I pointed out in the other-kine thread:
153 people killed by sharks in Australia from 1900 – 1999, 99 years is an average of 1.55 shark-related deaths per year.
63 people killed by sharks from 1999 to 2026, 27 years is an average 2.33 shark fatalities per year.
An increase from 1.55 to 2.33 is a 50.32% increase.
So, a surfer in Australia now has a 50% INCREASE in the chances of being killed by a shark in 2026 than they did in the previous 99 years until 1999 and the passing of legislation protecting sharks in Australia, which has resulted in a exponential increase in the number of large sharks in near-shore Australian waters in the past 27 years.
No wonder so many people are dead.
As the average recreational ocean users per year has increased from ~2-4million (1900-1999) to ~8-12million (2000-2026), a surfer’s chance of being killed by a shark has dropped enormously.
Its the chance of ANY surfer being attacked which has increased (but the number of surfers has increased by more – leading to lower individual risk).
So many people are dead because that’s how it ends!
So you are saying the only way to be reasonably safe from being killed by a shark while surfing in Australia is to surf in heavy crowds, a la “Snappa”?
There were not 2 million surfers in 1900 –
And 12 million in in 2026 would represent nearly half the entire population of Australia!
“The current population of Australia is 27,217,390 as of Wednesday, June 10, 2026, based on Worldometer’s elaboration of the latest United Nations data”
Your numbers are way off –
He’s counting any Val that bought a soft top during the pandemic and paddles on it once a year.
Lol – no, I dug into your numbers as they didn’t seem to support your conclusions. I’m not going to try to teach you basic sums & percentages!
hmm 3 people die from shark attacks a year, and 2 people a year from Crocodiles……35 people drown in pools a year…..maybe we should cull pools?
as previously discussed……..for 3 people to die each year from shark attacks in Australia…amazing there aren’t more, as the number of ocean frolickers has increased a 100 fold in the last few decades….millions and millions of people surf/spearfish/swim every week…….it’s obvious that sharks don’t like human meat…so a couple of mistakes by sharks….and as per the 3 spearfisherman who died recently from shark bites…..if you dress like a seal/fish on you spear in death throes/next to a seal colony where big whites eat seals……or surf late at night/early morning in areas known to have big sharks…..risk mitigation becomes the operative word…..so many people dead…that’s just hysterical nonsense……..grow a pair or don’t surf except in pools!
“3 people to die each year from shark attacks in Australia”
Ummmm – three people died in THREE WEEKS, Maurice – that’s someone’s father, brother, husband, friend, mate – all dead.
Followed by more victim-blaming nonsense – going into the ocean for recreational purposes in Australia should not be a life-threatening act.
It wasn’t before 1999 but thanks to the legislative protections enacted in 1999, going into the ocean for recreational purposes in Australia HAS become a life-threatening act.
Pathetic pleading to an imaginary “Sky Daddy” supreme being for protection from sharks before you paddle out isn’t going to help you avoid a shark incident, neither will intuition as in “feels sharky as fuck out here, mate” nor will bogus pseudoscience like a Sharkbanz ankle bracelet nor will enlarging your scrotum to appear more masculine –
The only thing that can make surfing and other forms of ocean recreation safer in Australia at this point is a state-sanctioned CULL of thousands of large sharks from near-shore ocean waters.
Let the cull begin before more people are dead.
fuck you are a dumb cunt……3 people died because they knew the risks and still decided to dive into a GWS’s dining room……so in your world anything recreational overrides nature……..so kill all the threatening wild life so you can entertain yourself….kill all the tigers/lions/elephants/snakes/crocodiles etc so you can have a good safe time,LOL……and you only want big sharks killed …what about the Bull sharks……juvenile GWS……
As for your shallow/spiritually bankrupt position…..or as you call him…Sky Daddy….actually similar to a heavenly father…..thanx….well you can’t comment as you know too little,just like on sharks in Australia…..how many GWS have you surfed with……how many spots in Australia have you surfed/exploited?
As for your “daddy, trump taco” well I prefer mine….let the cull begin,LOL…it ain’t going to happen!
“anything recreational overrides nature”
Not at all – surfing in the ocean already has plenty of inherent risk factors without sharks being part of the equation.
It is a statistical fact that while many things have become significantly SAFER in normal Australian life thanks to government intervention, like driving; both as a vehicle operator or passenger and there has been a healthy increase in lifespan due to plunging rates of tobacco smoking and alcohol consumption – surfing and other forms of ocean recreation have become significantly MORE DANGEROUS directly as a result of government policies encouraging the unconstrained proliferation of large sharks in near-shore Australian waters.
Many of the 63 people that have died since 1999 from shark incidents would be alive today if there were an annual, supervised, government- sanctioned culling programme to REMOVE large 3 meter plus sharks from near-shore Australian waters.
That’s not “overriding nature”- it is just common sense and more effective than pathetic pleadings for safety to an imaginary omnipotent “Supreme Being”, unscientific feelings of “intuition” and the grotesque pseudoscience of products like Sharkbanz, which do absolutely nothing to deter large sharks and save lives.
ok…kill all the 3m plus sharks…which are the bullsharks food….bullsharks do not get to 3 m……so you want uncontrolled bullsharks all over Australia , where the water is above 20 degrees….fucking genius…….as for sharkbanz, it’s a bit like the leader of the USA…….if people want their own imagined security….like you…..meanwhile reality still says No to shark culls, because they don’t work!
Unfortunately Maurice, you are becoming less coherent and less concise on the sharks issue – have you had your cognitive faculties tested?
Could be dementia or Alzheimer’s – you are making less and less sense with your loser victim-blaming argument that “Sharks are not a problem – it’s the people, not the sharks!”
I am not a fan on Donald Trump and never have been – I did not vote for Trump in either presidential election and I would never vote for Trump for anything – you must have John Seaton Callahan confused with some random fuckwit.
Another sign of your deteriorating mental capacity, I’m afraid.
maybe it’s that you are losing comprehension, as what I have been saying is very clear…but you can’t understand or reply in a meaningful manner…to the stats I post…..my short term memory yep is not what it was…..but still sharp enough to be relevant in the surfing world, designing/surfing and readying the next generation of young shapers…it’s called mentoring….when I see JSC …I think another seppo….all about money and me me…….just like your President…doesn’t matter if you voted for him…..you have a USA passport and trump is your leader!
as for the sharks you don’t have a clue….destroy the environment/kill anything that is deemed dangerous and fuck the consequences…..even if it makes it worse……but that’s you and your leader who encapsulates your dark desires,LOL!
Tell me how it would feel if a guy got bitten in two at the bells bowl.
I know how it feels.
unlucky…..as we don’t have shark attacks down here…..how would you feel if JSC got all 3 m sharks killed including the whites and Tigers who actually control the bullshark numbers……so what would be left is an out of control bullsharks population,Duh!
Kill them too
Living on the Far North Coast a lot of my surfing time is now super early on beachies mainly on my own and it’s fantastic to know those in charge have our best interests at heart. I expect if I wanted someone making these decisions to paddle out at Cudgen Reef at first light to have a chat about the situation as the whales came cruising past they would jump at the chance to get their feet wet. Meanwhile if there was a single dingo attack on a pollies grom in Canberra they would be extinct in a week, fucking dog cunts the lot of em.
I think the only safe option for me is to start surfing Snapper in the middle of the day sat on the inside of Occy. That pretty much eliminates the shark issue but leads to the very real problem of getting bitten by the biggest and most venomous snake ever found in Strayan waters so he can get fucked too
The only safe option for you is to quit being a whiny little bitch and shut the fuk up.
Morning Urchin Gayness you still feeling lonely? I am sure you can find a pic somewhere of negs to whack off to cunt
Lemme give you some advice lightweight. Remove daddy Dereks cock from your throat when you try to talk, ya subby cum bucket.
The story of what happened is out there and been verified dickhead, sorry you lost your favourite wank fantasy as mod but it had nothing to do with me
Scream in blue.
Old school Biopic. Time capsule from 86/87.
https://youtu.be/MN6TGBKGapE?si=2CA4wiRs6-b2d4NX
It’s a tough watch to see him struggling for drive, with those single fins, years after the thruster had been shown to work.
He had some interesting boards and it would have been so much better to see how they would have gone with a well placed thruster setup.
It’s enough to make one think Geoff McCoy had no idea how surfboards actually work –