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That’s an Aussie thing. Really once is enough for USA.
see my reply on longtoms comm above…
I thought you were talking about his professional competitive career. My bad.
Luana Silva is great in the booth and Pittar”s pit was deeeeeeep
You will have to fight John Jack Florence for Luana’s attention mate
Andy Cs hero and who should be our next PM
I can’t believe they promoted him to O.H.M.S. which normally stands for On Her Majesty’s Service..
Life as a F.I.F.O. is fuckn hard mentally and physically on everyone involved.
You get stuck in the middle of a shithole for weeks on ends, but make so much COIN!
You are making big bucks, but the misso is spending it on Ubereats, because she too fuckn lazy to drive the 350M to fuckn Maccas across the road.
Lucky when ya best mate Shane is there every night taking care of her, keeping her warm and shit
He is a top mate, to do that, especially considering he is unemployed and should be focusing on more important shit than looking after my girl…..
Its a cruel and harsh industry my brother
My mate is on 3 weeks on 1 off. Yes now Divorced, Restraining order etc…
Goes on about the skimpies etc
There is a full on Lad Culture up there mate too.
Not compatible with the Wife down there all alone with heaps of cash…
skimpies are insane.
it only takes a few swings to get mind clouded…..
Skimpies?
Life is better with skimpies.
Get her up there .
Double income and no fretting about who’s boots are under her bed.
Nah, her expertise involved the family “spread sheets”, and looking after HER kids…
He was never there…
watching the re air while convalescing after stubbing my little toe into a wall corner and heard a cracking sound, pre rolls and blanco secured thanks for the company mates!!!
yeah, that a day of days for sure.
Seen thousands of heats out at Saq and never seen it even remotely like that.
Might be a once a decade day?
thats another beach ‘praia da vila’ westbound at the other side of the church over the hill… contest is at ‘itaúna’…
https://www.tripadvisor.com.br/Attraction_Review-g1096016-d4057128-Reviews-Vila_Beach-Saquarema_State_of_Rio_de_Janeiro.html
couldn’t leave comments on 666….so 667 it is,LOL!
Don’t be afraid of a number/ algorithm/universal average….
Embrace the Fibonacci Sequence instead!
Perfect name for a Spiral Pasta Food Establishment
That sequence is a product of the algorithm.
“AN” algorithm
No, THE algorithm.
Yes, sorry I accidently deleted my first part…
yes the “spiral” is a product of “THE” algo in that specific case.
But all Algos are specific, and the results/products are pre-defined in the sequence.
Sorry I get upset when people say “The Algorithm” because there are so many that are defined just doing what they do, and the resulting “products” cannot become just ONE
“THE ALGO”
Sorry mate just playing around with primes.
Yeah it’s complicated when one is mathematically illiterate like me.
Understanding it and defining it not mutually exclusive.
THE Algo gets blamed for so many things, when it is so complex it becomes mind boggling
Mr 37 IQ over here, simple Jack wears a mask.
Hats off to you for “An” vs “The” in the case of the Fibonacci Algorithm and the resulting spiral.
The Golden Ratio exists everywhere and would also make a great name for a food joint. Haha
Anyway I am as dumb as a box of rocks, but I try and learn something new every day.
Just now I learned that while the sum of a set of primes cannot be divisible by the number of the primes in question, the product of those primes can be.
Example 2+3+5+7+11+13=41
41÷6= 6.83333333
but…
2•3•5•7•11•13=30030
30030÷6= 5005
Does this have any practical use? Probably not.
Does what I say even sound literate? Probably not.
But it’s cool to learn something.
And we all know IQ is about the propensity to learn.
I think it is anyway
(Brain cells arching and frying)
Should have stayed in school
I think it is crazy we are all here together in this “Construct”, and our OWN made up “language” of Mathematics, Physics and Chemistry are getting very close to realising that ……”your answers down below”
Mathematics is so weird. It was always here, and now we have observed it over time, and given it a name and is now our distinct language. Which is massively intertwined with Physics and Chemistry.
It is the ONE true language that is forever binding EVERYTHING, no matter what dialect, Worldwide.
I do wonder what other lifeforms call “Maths” out there, maybe it is just “FOOD FOOD SEX MORE FOOD”?
If we are the first EVER intelligent species in an almost infinite universe, We are doing OK, but in some aspects we are doing a really bad job…..
What does GOD(s) think?
Dammit now you got me on the fibbonaci rabbit hole.
Like the sum of the first 6 numbers of the sequence is 12
12÷6=2
First 9 is 54
54÷9=6
This fits into another rabbit hole I tried and kind of failed to define in another post way back when.
But put into laymans terms the Fibbonaci sequence and 666 are inextricably linked to another famous set of numbers made popular by Tesla
Old Leonardo has/or had it all mapped out on one of his more known pieces of work.
I’ll get back to you when I can better articulate it.
Anyway yes existence is a vast wonderful thing.
And maybe it really is a cookbook.
I really want to write about that one as it has been on my list of topics I would love to delve into….comp reports best left to longtom
Thanks mate, I never knew frozen crayfish could be so complex!
I have evolved to feel no pain anymore. I have no Claws. I just filter feed. I absorb the best of the greatest . Because otherwise everything just HURTS. So many hateful fuckwits need to realise that
Just go to 1:15
https://youtu.be/UVOhdBuu7Dk?si=vFcaRiWEdJ70pRjf
The Music and Vision gave me flashback to playing California Games back in the 80’s
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How I feel when I rock up late to the live chat…
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but but but, they all want to take selfies with him
I bet they are all talking about the “Dirty Penguin” amongst themselves.
Thanks Andy C for that insight…
No epic stories. It was just a way of life for a lot of people north of the Golden Gate Bridge. Hippies came here for the summer of love then they wanted to stay and moved to Humboldt, Bolinas, Sonoma. Etc.
It was just part of my childhood to be around hippy pot growers. I learned how to do it myself.
What a cracking start to me morning. Get up feeling a little dusty and discover The Seppos have beaten us at wogball and I have somehow lost Gabe, Pip and Cole Tate from me Fantasy team. Anyone see the heats and care to explain……..
Read Jacks summary below, sc
Just found and read mate. Good onya Jack I like these daily reviews when I miss the action
just another weird, wobbly, backwashy day at Saquarema.
Anyone who found a clean face that enabled 3 turns won.
Just noticed I lost Griff too!! Hes having a shocker which surprises me cuz hes such a good all round surfer, reckon hes still devo over that high school chick dropping him?
I tried to tune in early last night. Straight into Cote talking utter, utter fanciful shit. Then they showed the Brazilian national anthem. That was enough. I can’t get into the broadcast without Australians there to reign in the excesses of the Septic commentators. Excruciating.
Then tried again pre-caffeine at about 3AM. More Septic dung talk and saw one wave where a chick tried to do a turn and was bucked off by the backwash. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
That was me for a second time.
PS…Why isn’t the Australian national anthem ever played at the three Oz events? Oh….that’s right , Australia only gets Aboriginal representation. The rest of us don’t exist.
No worries mate got nothing better to do.
Good onya bruz. Had a quick squizz through the chat and it seemed to be missing a little Ozzie flavour ay hahahaha
Some choice offerings early and late…
Read from the beginning like you said and the start of the chat is FUCKING SUPERB, great effort boys hahahahaahahahahahaha
I was 37 women’s and seventy something men’s before the contest started, where are you at?
Mate I’ve been playing the old Surfer Fantasy since it started and we now have a club of about 40 run by some of the Astrodek fellas. It’s a good mix of Strayans, Kiwis, Saffas and mainly Seppos who seem to take it out every year the cunts haha. I am currently sitting strongly in 5th so need to keep piling on the pressure haha. Winner gets sent a prize from every member so it’s a sick thing to win cuz ya get sent some cool shit from all over the world. I am currently sorting out a Kingy Boardriders tee signed by Dane Henry, Chelsea Hedges and the other members of the team for example yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Siiiick! I’m just comparing myself to everyone that signed up for the new format/website because nobody in my old surfer mag club migrated over.
Mate you and anyone else on here is more than welcome to join next year. For comparison my total score at the mo is 3092 and with two dropped is 2122.
Honestly without the club and BG I would barely watch a second of most of this shit hahahaha
Yep, I’ll check my points. Makes the shit show more watchable.
I”m not brilliant like you guys are, do you think I would be able to play?
“Ohhh I’m 5th in the rankings.. Blah blah blah” Look at me! Look at me!
Well I’m in 4th.
As Ronny said to Peter Mel after Seabass’ 10 at North point.
“Get off me back Cunt”
Go United States! Woot Woot!
Yep congrats to the Seppos, they completely outplayed us and fully deserved the win. Now Gwen after your latest host of allegations against me I would like to inform you I actually have an IQ of 137 which I believe is comfortably above average? Never judge a book by its cover my darling xx
Mine is 37.
But that is okay, I get by….
When you learn nuggets of info like this from Andy on here who cares? The dirty penguin hahaha
When male and female are in the act of sex, the male, before he blows, takes his dick out of her and shoots his wad into the woman’s eyes. Then he punches her in both of her tits, causing her to grab her breasts in pain and blindly waddle around the room, mildly resembling a penguin.?
There was also the one where he was gonna sneak into the bedroom to try and slip his missus the gummy worm.
I truly feel for her.
Somewhere out there Negs is turning over in his grave.
I’m to pissed for xhamster but not pissed enough for this, might going try and thumb in a gummy worm into the miso
Makes me even prouder to be Strayan hahahahahaha
You can’t watch Porn like Xhamster in Australia without age verification ID anymore.
My friend told me.
Beeg is now the only option, thank me later cunt xx
I would like to think he is out there having a chuckle too, fully knowing he is not responsible for all the asylum’s inmates and their behaviour anymore.
Simple Jack is the best
Apple Jacks even better
Just remember,
Never go FULL RETARD
Already there mate, already there.
Listen to your mates, Simple Jack
Totally forgot about that classic.
Thanks for that mate.
You ain’t full retard man.
Don’t go there
Time for a few tequilas and a rewatch then. Such a brilliant film.
Tom Cruise’s performance needs to be rewatched every 4-5 years. Classic stuff
It’s so cool how you dumb everything down for us so that we can all share in your intelligence!
137, per google, is gifted!!!
I can’t wait to tell my seppo friends that I know a gifted human!
“He’s just like we are except much more intelligent, but so down to earth”
An IQ of 137 represents “very superior” or gifted intelligence, placing them in the top 0.6% to 2% of the population.
You can be right next to some of the smartest people in the world, and they are still CUNTS
Hahahaha something went wrong cuz all the tester told me was I was above average. Maybe it was 37 cuz the only thing I’m gifted at is being a cunt hahaha
Did you get your IQ tested by the same people who test Trump from White House Medical Team?
Let me guess, you are also 6’4, 240lbs and only 4.8% body fat too…
Massive thanks to the USA.
Hopefully soccer goes back into the unmentionable category until the next World Cup.
Lets be honest the socceroos ate pretty fuckin average.
You can’t grow Thai weed here in Northern California because it finishes too late, that’s why growers cross bread it with Indica so it would finish in October. Been growing since the eighties.
You have friends in Point Arena?
Those were the days! An absolute arsehole. Total beast.
So do they have access to the good rocky right or just the wobbly beach?
Still in transit.
Xox
No
Poofters.
Xox
If only… https://youtu.be/Izk3WnSzF78?si=rWBJhWZqmEXMxahP
Cote kept bragging about the mini city they’ve built on the beach. Like anyone gives a fuck. That mini-city , which ain’t doing the WSL’s “sustainable “ greenwashing any favours, is the explicit reason the event can’t relocate just up the beach where the best waves are.
This is what the world looks like when it’s run by people who only give a fuck about money. Zero integrity.
Even worse than when the QLD white shoe fuckstiks wouldn’t move the event to D Bah Because it’s officially in another state.
100% #metoo
But the kid has variety and surprising power and I’m not sure I’ve seen him get tubed this season yet!
He’s unreal in my book. Switchfoot at Chopes….. changing stance while barrelled …. Man, he’s gonna win a title. And only 24. Plenty of time for Kauli. Pretty sure he’s got JFlo in his corner, too so he’s got a head start tactically
Nice typing dude
Made me think a second
That’s what I find cool about Kauli…. .sure he’s an open ocean tube hound, but he’s developed a well rounded game at the other venues
For sure, but he has disappeared from my radar this season
PS, I forgot Barron was on tour…..
Who?
Xox
Just got home, don’t agree with all your points but well said and thought provoking for sure