Dance outside in thunderstorms! Safer than surfing!
It’s the hoariest of cliches, wheeled out whenever someone, surfer, swimmer, fisherman, realist, points out that, oowee, sure has been a lot of shark attacks these past couple of decades.
There’ll be that superior smirk, a shake of the head and you’ll be told that shark attacks are that most abstract of concepts and that you’re more likely to be shifted off this mortal coil by bee sting, lightning strike or by donkey kick.
All this noise about shark attacks? A media beat-up or some sorta right-wing conspiracy linked to racism etc.
Well, now, one news outlet has done a little mathing and has revealed A\a review of figures from the Australian Bureau of Statistics and the Australian Shark-Incident Database shows fatal shark attacks have outnumbered lightning deaths by four to one over the last ten years.
Between 2015 and 2024, lightning killed six people nationally. Sharks killed 24.
The gap has only widened since. ABS figures for 2025 and 2026 aren’t finalised yet, but early counts show two lightning deaths against eight fatal shark attacks in that stretch.
Bond University environmental scientist Dr Daryl McPhee has tracked the long-term curve: fewer than one fatal shark bite every two years across the 1980s and 90s, rising to just over two a year through the 2000s and 2010s, then more than five a year between 2020 and 2025.
Lightning hasn’t moved much by comparison. The national average is one to two fatalities a year since the mid-1990s.
The toll has pushed policy change elsewhere too. On Sunday, the NSW government announced drone surveillance across 70 beaches from December to April, backed by an extra $34 million for shark mitigation, a response to the mauling of Sydney mother Leah Stewart by a great white off Coogee.
As I wrote one year ago, whenever I’m with the it’s-their-ocean crowd, I tell ’em: you gotta understand. This is only the beginning. In a generation nobody will want their kids paddling out into the blue when fatal attacks by Great Whites become a weekly sideshow and not, as in the case recently, every two or three months.
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…’wonderful’ !!!?
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Have a nice day.
well ya have to admit the IDF do an amazing job……surrounded by hundreds of millions of Muslims who want the extermination of Israel……they have attacked Israel 4-5 times in the last 75 years and even Hamas/Gaza declared war on Israel on Oct 7……so yeah the IDF are probably not wonderful…amazing might be a better word!
What the Fuck! I can’t believe I’m reading this.
Maurice, I’m sure you, of ALL people, would (should) agree: genocide is an abhorrent & disgraceful pox on our species!!!
Finally; the IDF have only done an ‘amazing job’ due to the complicity of the USA / UK / NATO (OTAN) et al.
The ‘greater Israel project’ essentially is a ‘forever war’ but with a conclusion too horrific to contemplate – The Samson Edict – nuclear destruction!!!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch…
… or simply deploy the IDF. ‘Bloodlust’ be their first name. ‘Cunt’, obviously second.
White, Bull, Tiger, Hammerhead, Thresher, Whaler… Wobbygong, and don’t forget the Nurse. They particularly enjoy murdering Nurses.
Port and Starboard have gotten yet another doco
Make sure to share it with your aunt on facebook. What brilliant photo they used.
Less likely to win money
How many people have been killed by sharks in Australia since 1999?
According to official statistics from the Australian Shark-Incident Database there were 59 confirmed fatal shark attacks from January 2000 through early 2026.
1980–1999: Australia averaged fewer than 1 recorded fatal bite every two years.
2000–2019: The average rose to just over 2 fatal bites per year.
2020–2025: Incidents spiked significantly, with 24 fatalities recorded in this short window alone, averaging more than 4 deaths per year.
Anyone see a trend?
Fuckin gnarly. If sharks snuck up and injected you with a fentanyl overdose not so bad, but the bonus to dying is being brutally mauled by a massive predator. Primal terribleness.
The anti-cull people undervalue this abject terror. Consider the young woman at Big Beach on Maui who had her arm taken off so close to the shoulder that the bleeding couldn’t be effectively stopped by First responders. She was in a state of terrified panic from the moment the shark hit her until she finally went unconscious on the beach, crying in horror and begging that she didn’t want to die. That’s how she got to live out the end of her life. All the the rest of it aside, the absolute torture and terror that victims face is totally unacceptable if we can prevent it. These are people. It seems obvious.
then there was Bethany….we can’t prevent accidents!
yeah more people in the water/Ocean , with less education……there’s a trend!
Education isn’t going to make the slightest bit of difference in this context – you can be an ignorant Australian Bogan with a primary school education, reciting pointless incantations to “Sky Daddy” before entering the ocean with your Sharkbanz around your ankle or you can be a visiting Masters or PhD holder from the UK, China or Japan, out for a surf on your Aussie holiday – the 3 meter or larger shark that kills you in Australia could not care less.
It’s the sharks that are the problem, not the education level of the folks getting killed.
here we go again……dress as a seal , swim/surf/dive in a known GWS feeding area……don’t do it!
What about the people who died from shark attacks from smaller than 3m sharks…like Bull sharks that don’t get to 3m?
More likely to drown in 10 Olympic swimming pools
What we need down here is Donald J for genius Trump to come down here and save us all. That cunt literally sees things the entire planet can’t get their heads around, no matter how well trained they are in their fields.
If he is not available cuz he is too busy with MAGA then just send the old bald cunt down here full time and give him full reign over everything. He isn’t just the GOAT of surfing cuz he also informs us he is a genius of everything else too. Fuck Albo lets get the greatest mind in surfing and also of all the worlds problems as our next PM
Mate you can have him. Fuck that fat clown. (Ps…Normally I don’t like fat shaming people)
ah but we have Pauline and Gina…so all good Make Australia great again,LOL!
DPI Fisheries advise: tagged White Shark #1665 detected by Ballina receiver at 03:07:15 PM (AEST) on 03-July-2026. Last detected at 08:38:48 PM (AEDT) on 09-November-2025 by Tweed Heads receiver.Tagged and released 29-September-2022(AEST) at Park Beach, Coffs Harbour.
Caught 4 years ago- probs a 4 metrey now.
Do you need a degree in marine biology to get the shark tagging gig?
nope
Dead whale washed ashore just south of Potty yesterday. I am sure some our local pollies will be telling us this is a great thing to happen and there is absolutely nothing to worry about
then dragged it out to sea- which is the best possible result
Be nice if they tagged that shark at Coogee, given that it hung around for hours after the attack.
Id rather deal with sharks than the South African version of One Nation.
Antifa scratching their heads….
https://x.com/RadioGenoa/status/2072536897214091335?s=20
ABC wont report on that
coming to Australia soon!
Just knocked off work and hit the stones for a little sesh.
First cast nice big juvey GT (3 or 4 kilos), then 2 or 3 tailor in quick succession, and a dart.
Dolphins, rays and a humpback rolling on its back and slapping a flipper down insouciantly in rock throwing distance from the platform I was standing on.
The biomass was insane- no probs for any white shark getting a feed.
You eat the GTs?
Mostly release ’em but I brought this one home to eat.
It was first fish and I wanted a feed.
Worms in the flesh a problem over here ( East coast) ?
not in the ones I’ve eaten.
The human-hating environmental puritans should be made to wear a tin foil suit whenever it’s stormy. Tell them to remember that the air is Lightning’s home and we are just guests, lightning has been around for hundreds of millions of years before us and that if they get struck it’s just mistaken identity and the lightning thought they were a pine tree.
Not sure if I’ve put this up here before. I’ve got almost as many shark stories as Derek:
https://www.swellnet.com/news/swellnet-dispatch/2021/07/16/judge-the-dread
There’s a theory that it’s actually triggered by cosmic rays, where conditions allow.
Interesting, methinks.
So your irrational fear as explained in judge the dread…..is just that …..how you can compare lightning with shark attacks is nearly as dumb as dereks article!
The lightning thing is a worldwide stat, it’s not Australia-specific.
What about buses ?
Doesn’t “getting hit by a bus” normally factor into these kind of statistics ?
Surely buses are higher up the list than sharks…
Need to cull the buses
Don’t forget the one about being killed by a falling vending machine as more likely than eaten by a shark.
Oops…I meant “ incidented “ by a shark.
Ya know what Beefy living in the sub tropics where we have heaps of sharks and buses, get heaps of storms and lightening and also have to cross the road I may just up me booze and durry intake cuz the odds are obviously stacked against me.
Fuck it I may have a mid life crisis and start doing nose beers every Friday knock off and heading out to an all night bush doof and chomping heaps of pingas cuz the odds of me reaching 51 are looking pretty bleak
Aww. I’m going to miss you!
Be kind to yourself please!
Xox
Suicide, heart attack, cancer, and car crash (often alcohol related) are the top causes of death for Aussie men under 65. So yeah, reaper is def right over your shoulder. Consider drinking only soy milk and walking everywhere. Best throw away your phone too 🤣🤣🤣