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For first time in history of the world, everyone united in cheering Spain

Nosotros somos rojos.

Spain, and let’s be quite frank, is a bit of a bummer. The worst food in Europe, way to many plains, a Spanish dialect, in Barcelona, that is downright laughable and no real surf outside Mundaka, which breaks once every seven years. It also has a brutal colonial history and saw fit to develop its very own brand of fascism.

Come Sunday, though (Monday in Australia, New Zealand, Brazil), the world, all, will furiously red.

The cause of this wild coming together to love up Spain comes from an unlikely place. Argentina. For it was they who, yesterday, beat England in the World Cup semifinals and they who will face Spain in the finals and they who have proven so odious, as a team, to have not one fan outside its borders.

I watched the game, yesterday, in a crowded hotel bar. It was a mixed crowd, business and pleasure, young and old, domestic and foreign and folk were quiet during the first half and so it was difficult to tell if there might be some Argentine supporters mixed in (I didn’t know, yet, the loathe the world feels for the team). When England scored at the 55 minute mark, though, the place absolutely erupted, people absolutely cursing Messi, the color blue, cursing the ghost of Maradona.

Exactly 30 minutes later, the same room moaned after Argentina equalized, people cursing the dirty way and cheap way that Argentina loves to play. A few minutes after that, heads were hung in misery. The crowd was not necessarily pro-England, it was anti-Argentina and watching the little men dance with joy was difficult for everyone to take.

On the way out the door, a young boy tried to cheer me up. “You can cheer for Spain, now.” And I thought, “You know, fella, you’re right. For the first time in my life, I can and will cheer Spain.”

I walked back to my apartment, buoyed, and was able to share the joy with a fuming Chinese man on the elevator. He was mumbling about the victory by the “dirty (expletive deleted) midgets” and I said, “Don’t worry, friend. Today until Sunday, we are all Spanish.

He cheered up too.

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tim_nelsen

you’re movin to untapped territory. most are quiet riot and American Indian fans.

tim_nelsen

patriotism is fine w/ me. like a very fine…Heineken~

Kwan

You’ve admitted and accepted being a pinchy numbnut. You’re done mate, no point, you’ve been literally castrated.

Jack John Johnson

It’s real man and it hurts. Both sexes suffer from it so it’s universal.

Kwan

Keep bangin’ the drum! Spoken like a true blue, dinky di… numbnut!!!

Kwan

What could be worse than swillnuts? A pinchy numbnut.

Tom House

Tough to be a neutral in the final rounds of the World Cup. I’ll never support the traditional powerhouses, so Argentina v Spain/France/Italy/Brazil/Germany is so goddamned boring. Stupid fucking Egypt!

Cape Verde is the real WC champ.

tim_nelsen

same population size as Malvinas and all misfits?

Kwan

There’s vids like that, and much worse, where you could insert any Cultures, including anglo western, that you like. And you accept and ignore them for many reasons.

You can’t be fucked examining your constitution because you are comfortably numb. The mortars locked in, set. Bombs away.

https://youtu.be/mZ_GgOysu6o
https://youtu.be/qs35t2xFqdU

Jack John Johnson

Fishes are a great all-around board. They go really fast but you need to understand how to move your backfoot around or else you’ll do the fishsplits. A new board will take some time developing backfoot pressure dings that will reduce the odds of future fishsplits. You don’t hear Dann Mann talkin’ bout this.

BograilCutback

Beau Cram

Jack John Johnson

Would love to hear his fishsplits stories.

Chief Hot stuff

The elders really looked after the young females

Kwan

There ya go! War drums in full cry.

Depends who you ask. Depends who gets a voice.

You’ve got 65,000 years of success. Or, ‘terra nullius’, proven bullshit, proven warmongers on the warpath, a couple of hundred years of invasion, war, including attempted genocide, and a war mongers favorite weapon, their propaganda machine. Straight out of the playbook of the orange imbecile running the planet.

When you put down the war drums, and have a long hard look at your constitution, lo and behold. And there’s a ton of it out there, getting whitewashed in the media, and pounded away on.

Or you just keep on tucking your steamer legs into your booties, and screaming at all the people buzzing on surfing bombs and bazz’s on twinnies… coz…

‘ YA MITE GAIRT FARKIN’ BANNDUDDED BYE VERE DREEM TEEN EVUN!!!’

‘The recently released book Skin Deep: Settler Impressions of Aboriginal Women is an insightful analysis of the intersections between racism and misogyny in Australian society. As the title suggests, Liz Connor focuses particularly on print representations of Aboriginal women from the first instances of European exploration and settlement.

Skin Deep argues that these representations were based on unfounded hearsay, yet they were circulated and reiterated until they became accepted as truth. In titling this review I took inspiration from one of the books opening lines (27):

[This] is a print history of settler impressions of Aboriginal women situated at that most potent juncture of racism and misogyny. This is a book of lies.

Dr Liz Conor is an ARC Future Fellow at La Trobe University, author of The Spectacular Modern Woman: Feminine Visibility in the 1920s (2004) and editor of the journal Aboriginal History. It took Conor over a decade to write Skin Deep, and this is evident in the wide-ranging subject matter, which spans hundreds of years and the entire Australian continent. In doing so, she hoped to stimulate non-Indigenous readers into reflecting on the insidious history of Europeans in Australia and how pervasive these manufactured “truths” have become. However, Conor is also aware that Indigenous readers may find the content upsetting and takes care to be mindful of the possibility of further “reinscribing trauma” (7).

Conor astutely balances her analysis between racism and misogyny. Today, this is sometimes called misogynoir – a term coined in 2010 by critical race and feminist scholar Moya Bailey to describe the specific brand of misogyny and racism directed towards black women. Skin Deep both illuminates the intense racism to which all Indigenous people have been and are subject, while simultaneously emphasising the dual struggle that Indigenous women faced in dealing with both racism as well as misogyny. Conor uses primary sources to demonstrate how Indigenous women were separated from “normal” Indigenous society, through divisive references made to “natives” and “native women.”

“Aboriginal courtship – carrying off a lubra” (1861), by George Strafford. Image via State Library of Victoria.
“ABORIGINAL COURTSHIP – CARRYING OFF A LUBRA” (1861), BY GEORGE STRAFFORD. IMAGE VIA STATE LIBRARY OF VICTORIA.
As a result, we come to see how women were “othered” by the colonists. Conor describes how white men intentionally fostered this division; they felt more comfortable dealing with the Indigenous population when women were construed as different – brutalised and helpless. This made Indigenous society feel more familiar and less alien to the colonists, due to the strong current of misogyny and assumptions of female weakness in European society. Indigenous people were cast in the role of savage primitives in part due to this perception about the brutal treatment of women.

The tropes of bride capture and wife abuse are constant threads throughout Conor’s analysis. The irony is not lost that the very same white men who raped and murdered Aboriginal women and girls concurrently looked down on Aboriginal men for the alleged mistreatment of women. Indigenous society was also cast as patrilineal, with women entirely disconnected from property rights. As Conor argues, such a representation was less concerned with the realities of Indigenous culture and more concerned with reinforcing the Victorian belief in patrilineal propertied inheritance through arguments about primitive origins. Aboriginal culture was believed to reflect the “primitive” ancestry of “civilised” European society. As such, arguing that Aboriginal society practiced patrilineal inheritance allowed white men to position this as the natural order. Conor uses these examples to powerfully comment on the innate misogyny of European settlers.

Skin Deep examines more specific examples of the misogyny and racism of settler society towards Aboriginal women by analysing several prominent themes: bride capture, polygamy, infanticide, cannibalism, sexual abuse, Aboriginal domesticity, and ageing. As Conor explains, a “feedback loop” existed between scientists and casual observers, creating an uncritical set of truths that were in fact based off token eyewitness accounts (225).

While Conor notes that most of the tales told by settlers about Aboriginal people held a grain of truth, Skin Deep traces the existence of these stories through the colonial archive. It reveals the repetition and exaggeration required to facilitate their preponderance. For example, the original bride capture story was advanced by David Collins in An Account of the English Colony in New South Wales (1798). He wrote that Aboriginal women were

dragged through the woods by one arm…the lover, or rather the ravisher, is regardless of the stones or broken pieces of trees which may lie in his route, being anxious only to convey his prize sadly to his own party, where a scene ensues too shocking to relate.

This was not a first-hand account of events. But, as Conor demonstrates, these sentences were copied almost word for word in countless subsequent reports of male Aboriginal violence against Aboriginal women. Similarly, stories about Aboriginal women committing infanticide and cannibalism were vague but interpreted as reliable facts. Interestingly, Conor notes that some of these accounts may have come from Indigenous people themselves, as grisly tales told by one tribe about another. Due to most settlers’ lack of understanding of Indigenous culture, this distinction was probably missed. The Aboriginal mother, believed to be the perpetrator of these savage crimes, was portrayed in a role of mute but critical importance, whereby she moved her race closer and closer to the point of supposed extinction through her infanticidal tendencies.’

Chief Hot stuff

65000 nothing written down, but you know.

Kwan

Speed reading on roids!

It’s best when the invaders own words do them in!

What could be worse than a handfullof throbbing, inflamed, irritated swillnuts? A handful of pinchy numbnuts!!!

Chief Hot stuff

Just give them your land back, youll feel great, i only buy up in the air things, so im good.

Kwan

You’re done mate. Give it up. Pinchy numbnut written all over you. No point. It could be worse, You could be a pinchy numbnut swillnut combo…

Oooh noooo…

Chief Hot stuff

Ok bye

Chief Hot stuff

Yeah i just googled it, the ones where they all wanna live elsewhere

Kwan

So you’re now saying the Romans were just bullshitting, and that the truth is that Rome was built in a day!

Put down the war drums!

Seriously, look at your constitution!

And once you have, if you can truly do that, you’ll hear, if you listen, go and ask the right… to coin a term from the WSL, ‘incredible human beings’. The ones who are dealing with shit that makes ‘operation epic fury’ look like a kiss on the cheek. The ones with the drowned out 65,000 year success story.

Or don’t. And put the war drums on loop. Zombie out.

BograilCutback

I’d be remiss not to note how excellent Marisa Paredes was as an actress. Almodovar films are the best.

Hippy

yup, good stuff and I’m not a film guy

Kwan

Put down your war drums.

‘As they survive in a rubble and aftermath that in all reality even makes Gaza, Iran, the Holocaust look trivial in comparison’

Who was it that said, ‘Rome wasn’t built in a day?’

Have a serious look at your ‘constitution’.

Strayan Cunt

It’s funny on BG that Chas will rip into the Brazzos Argies and Spainish but if anyone has a crack at the Israeli government then some on here lose their minds and all the ists and isms come out hahaha worlds gone mental

BograilCutback

Hahaha spot on

Strayan Cunt

It’s wild ay Bog. I have Spanish heritage and have good mates who are Brazzos but I just think everyone is entitled to an opinion, free speech and so on and sometimes laugh at some of the comments.

But imagine if I wrote seriously Israel is fucked, the foods fucked, the history is fucked and Israelis are the biggest pack of soft cock wankers I have ever met hahahahaha. The hypocrisy is so strong it nearly smacks ya in the face and religion in my humble, personal opinion has a fucking heap to answer for

BograilCutback

The food is so good lol. Some of the other bits are true. Some Israelis are cool others are fucking psychotic (I met an old Israeli dude that was living in the Netherlands and he mentioned how much Netanyahu was fucking us all over and that a lot of the Israelis that were really stirring the pot were originally from the States—surprise! Was my experience too when I did a stay as a student at one of the Zionist settlements in the Palestinian Territories. Fucked).

I reckon because the Jewish people have existed as a group for thousands of years and I’d argue have contributed a lot to human culture as a whole, if merely because of longevity and the amount of cultures they’ve assimilated into and passed through. Pretty interesting if anything.

Religion is part of it, but its politics more than anything to me, in the sense of religion being pretext for the consolidation of power. I do believe that there’s a “flying spaghetti monster” but have no qualms about other people’s tiff with religion. Doesn’t take too much to see how it can be such a racket.

I know those are too many thoughts to share and that you are probably reading this mid-tug but I thought I’d share my half-cooked thoughts with you because I’m nice like that xx

Strayan Cunt

Haha na thats a fair call

Barnycle

Your problem, and I’m surprised by this, is that you’ve taken the article seriously. It’s BG. Try not to do that.

Chas has criticised the Israeli regime numerous times in the recent past.

Barnycle

A little bit of nostalgia for you old fucks.

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Kwan

There’s plenty of issues in the Philippines regarding Spain, and the Spanish. Colonization. A cloaking term for invasion, war.

The main difference to Australia is that the Philippines have sovereignty. They call the shots. Literally. So whilst the attitude towards the Filipinos by some Spanish is a lot like the attitude towards Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples in Australia by some ockers, the result is much different. Much, much, much different. Extremely different.

It also has a lot to do with the Cultures in the Philippines compared to the Cultures in Australia prior to war and invasion. (As we know, thanks to the orange imbecile running the planet, in the west it’s very easy to give war any label you feel like, in any moment, for any reason, and even be awarded peace prizes for waging wars. Not to mention the zillions in profits.) There can be an underlying theme regarding ‘Indigenous Peoples’ that ‘they are all the same’. That attitude of ignorance was widespread, and a kind of justification, one of the many, in the initial invasion and war in Australia, and is still a huge issue in Australia.

The seemingly trivial issue is extremely important, because for so many reasons it is consciously and unconsciously, often unwittingly, continually, perpetually weaponized against Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples. Unlike most places that were subjected to the tentacles of ‘colonization’, Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples ‘sovereignty’ has never been formally recognized. A lot, but not all, to do with ‘terra nullius’. Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples are not even in Australia’s fucking constitution. For all that the term ‘constitution’ means. The trumped up, perpetuated lie, and associated lies, of terra fucking nullius. To this day, a legal minefield, and war zone. White man’s fickle law, where the cashed up go to war, and the guilty laugh at, and mock ‘trumped up charges’. ‘Fake news!!!’

So there’s always the cry, sometimes accompanied by the rolled eyes and smarmy smirks, ‘well come on, how would you fix ‘them’ then!’ The never ending, perpetual beat of the dehumanizing war drums. The forever pounding war drums, many even unwittingly, pounding away, drowning out, silencing the voices, and nullifying, rewriting the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples incredible, unmatched, 65,000 years of success. Success at all it means to be human.

I studied Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples Cultures, and worked extensively all around the country ‘to learn how to ‘fix’ things’. Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples are and were so fucking patient with my ignorance.

As they survive in a rubble and aftermath that in all reality even makes Gaza, Iran, the Holocaust look trivial in comparison, Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples keep singing their song. All they want is their human rights. Their shot at being human. Including all that means. Including mistakes, bungles, differences, arguments, deception, disputes, law breaking. Self determination. Sovereignty.

War wasn’t and isn’t a cornerstone of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples Cultures. They didn’t and don’t have armies, generals, presidents, police forces, sales tactics, marketing, money. They had ‘Spirituality’, inclusion, equality. Truth is the glue, the thread they valued and value. To hold together ‘family’. Family includes all, because they knew long ago, what our science is slowly grasping at, that deep down all is connected. Including ‘Mother Earth’. So their ‘constitution’ has room for us. Despite the invasion. Lies and war won’t guarantee 65,000 years of peaceful life.

So if you want to truly ‘advance Australia fair’, put down the war drums.

Chief Hot stuff

Yeah because war is such a recent phenomenon….

tim_nelsen

‘give pees a chance…more as the story develops~

Chief Hot stuff

Really?, which countries did spain colonize?

BigD

Hahahahha

BograilCutback

https://uploads.disquscdn.c… Oh man bummer I can’t see the filth


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