Hawaiians kill pig
Pig gets hell beaten out of it on beach.

From Monk Seal Martyrdom to Bacon Justice: Hawaii’s Animal Cruelty Rules Depend on the Menu

“These braddahs thought this was ok. This is not ok. Disgusting.”

Four months back, a Seattle man holidaying in Maui was filmed chucking a rock at an endangered monk seal’s head. 

He subsequently had the hell beat out him, lickens as they say in Hawaii, with his attacker awarded a “letter of recommendation and recognition” by Hawaii’s Senate Minority Leader, the Republican Brenton Awa. 

A victory for humanity and for nature’s gorgeous kingdom. There is no room for wanton animal cruelty, as most of us would agree, although a rock thrown from thirty yards and which, likely, missed its target ain’t as wild as four Hawaiians trying to beat a pig to death on the beach.

Which is what we see, here, in a post on the Hawaii News Report page. Three Hawaiians are filmed giving a pig the last rites in the shallows, using tree branches to send the animal to the gates of oblivion.

Posting for awareness purposes to show this is wrong on so many levels. This is never ok to hurt or beat an animal. We have to do better as humans than this… sad situation that these braddahs thought this was ok. This is not ok!! Disgusting

And what is of terrific interest are the responses that follow and the sharp contrast to the rock thrower who was beaten and charged.

can’t eat the seal. At least someone going eat da pig garenz 

Fakas saying this is wrong while in line of McDonalds or waiting for@thier Hawaiian mix plate at times

Sometimes you have to use things from da aina like sticks and rocks to gather the food it provides! They probably was having a family beach day and god bless them with free bacon!

People trippin about this in the comments but just ate bacon for breakfast this morning

According to some in the comments, the pig had gone rogue at the beach, attacking kids etc, and the boys gave it hell with tree branches ‘cause they didn’t have their knives and guns.

Animal lovers appear here and there but the majority feel that the swine had it coming and, shee-it, it’s just a dumb ol pig.

Feral pig killing isn’t a total legal free-for-all outside designated hunting contexts. Hawaii’s animal cruelty statute technically covers “any animal,” and torturing or beating an animal can trigger charges regardless of species.

But…and it’s a doozy… Hawaii law also carves out explicit allowances for using “appropriate tools” to control feral animals, including pigs, goats, deer, and wild cattle, when they threaten natural resources or, by extension, public safety.

That carve-out is why the branch-beating on the beach drew shrugs instead of charges: legally defensible pest control response to a pig that was reportedly attacking kids, versus the monk seal case, where the animal is a federally protected endangered species making any harm to it a federal crime, not just a state cruelty question.

Do you think, double standard, and anyway who don’t love a righteous and guilt-free pass to beat hell out of someone, particularly if the offender is haole, or, if nuance is studied, a reasonable response to the situation in both cases?

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longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

Pulling the trigger on a new 7’0″.
camo spray.

burnt orange and baby blue.

No no no no no
What are you thinking ?
That’s soooo ’24

Everyone knows this years colours are persimmon and arctic, in either 6’11” or 7’1″…

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

I’m gunna take that as a thumbs up from you Beery.

Blowin

Would you be kind enough to try and explain the camo thing to me?

I like the simplicity of black and white. White board, black wetty, black boardies.

What board did you get and what’s it’s intended scope of works?

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

https://www.webstersurfboards.com.au/gun/sycho

7’0″ for 6-10ft surf here and in Indo.

Just love the camo – from Lopez and McCabe days.

I see camo and my brain goes straight to jungle pits.

Blowin

You need a more relevant personal brand to squeeze.

How do you feel about the Houshmand leopard spots?

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

they make my skin crawl, to be honest.

Blowin

Camo is only intended to kill things…..especially humans.

That’s better than the Manosphere ?

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

camo is a key element of the natural world mate.

Blowin

So is lighthearted piss taking

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

bit sensitive over my beloved camo

Barrelled

Where does burnt orange and baby blue camo exist in the natural world?

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

in my brain cuz

Brutus

Camo is used to hide things……not kill….nature has camo everywhere…..

Beef & Beer

Houshey might end up as the unicorn leopard, and change those spots.

Since his mates the Tates got locked up…

Ramathorn

Great boards. Last for years too.

Happy Camper

Camo’s the new Orange….which is the new Black.

Mike

I think the boar had it coming! Probably fed the whole neighborhood.

Occy's Nostril

Ya still cant kill a white shark.

Beef & Beer

Wanna bet…

Strayan Cunt

With this on going, seemingly never ending feud still bubbling away between Brutus and Blowin I feel it’s time we introduced our own Tower 9 down here in Straya. I am thinking maybe at one of our famous landmarks like the Big Banana in Coffs. Any thought or ideas Sofa and gentlemen ……….

deeks

The big prawn

Strayan Cunt

Close to home for me and Longy too!!

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

+2 for the Big Prawn.

West Ballina Tavern just across the road for a pre and post drink.

Blowin

Theyre both done. The prawn and the banana are hollow shells of their former grandeur. Glory days are years past. Things really started going downhill with the demise of the Leyland brother’s Ayers Rock servo. Sad and sorry tale that was….

We need new big things. I suggest the Big Bag at Cooly. A two story high zip lock bag dusted with talcum powder….for authenticity. Maybe the Big Regret would be more appropriate?

The Big trust fund fire twirler for Byron?

The Big Jaws to replace the antiquated prawn at Ballina?

Strayan Cunt

The head gasket went on my ute many years ago right next to the big prawn after a fun day at South Wall and I wanted to rip the thing down with my bare hands. Bad memories so very up for something new

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

I dumped my old V8 Fairlane right behind it when it shat itself and I didn’t want to tow it.

Sat there for about 6 weeks.

Dogsnuts

The Big Bumhole!
Xox

Fig Jam

Mike and Mal had a lot of experience with 12volt circuits. 3phase / 240v, not so much.

Happy Camper

The Big Sausage King

Strayan Cunt

King Donny has placed a 25% tariff on them for you seppo cunts from now on Happy xx

Blowin

Huh?

There’s no feud. There’s a silly old bully who can no longer bash people so now he tries to harangue them on the internet. Whilst simultaneously crying poor me victim / I’m so brave resilience.

It’s a one way street. I haven’t replied to his provocation in days. Even given a few thumbs up to his rare non-antagonistic posts.

We’ve been doing this dance for years. I can’t keep up with his contradictions and he can’t remember his own opinions.

Brutus

yeah blowin…you just can’t answer your own claims…….I realized that you hit a button with me on your racism and lack of understanding who you are…..as I have been having the same conversation in my life , for most of my life…..so yeah it’s my problem and Australia’s…as racism has and still is part of Australian life…..it’s people like you..

You post so much bullshit here…”oh I/m a lefty /caring /local surfer guy….”, spouting …..

Do you think I come on here to claim victim/poor me…I am so brave and resilient…..really blowin …..every time I challenge your opinions with facts ..you run throwing personal insults, never the subject matter…..never ever post what contradictions or remember his own opinions , LOL……

what you call provocation…I call you being a coward, in not ever responding to questions on your pieces……antagonistic…haha……now we know where you live and you are telling false stories about Margo….keep it up chump……..it’s all about you and your fantasy life!!

Brutus

SC just so you know from a personal standpoint…it’s the type of person blowin is ..I don’t know him except for his words , I am at a disadvantage because he knows, as do all of you who I am…..he just won’t man up and defend his comments or opinions which is typical of people like him….I comment on a lot of his stuff as he is so superficial hiding behind a false persona..now we know where he comes from…….well tower 9…I am catching up with Otto there this year …we have conflicting political views , but similar moral views……whereas Blowin and I have have different morals !

So lets catch up in say that place near where he lives the BIG BULLSHARK….incredible right hander ……LOL….

JSC

Complete hypocrisy to legally beat a feral pig to death on the beach but extend legal protection to monk seals, which were hunted and eaten in pre-contact Hawaii much as feral pigs are hunted and consumed for food in contemporary Hawaii.

Excavations in the Main Hawaiian Islands (MHI) have uncovered monk seal bones in ancient kitchen middens (garbage heaps) dating between 1400 and 1700 AD. These findings confirm that early Polynesians hunted and consumed the seals.

JSC is a Cunt
JSC

Should JSC block “JSC is a Cunt”?

Beef & Beer

Fuckin’ clowns, bruising the meat like that.
The white shirt guy doing the whacking should’ve got out of the way and let the black shirt guy with the bigger stick give it a good couple on the head to stun it, and then jump on it to drown it.
Obviously new to the game, kooks, as it were.

Personally I would’ve just got a knife from my tackle box, grabbed the pig, flipped it over and slipped the blade between it’s ribs or in it’s armpit and into the heart, or slit it’s throat, whichever would be instinctively safer for myself in that split second of final approach, depending on the animals attitude.
Then immediately bled it out and gutted it in the water to let fish come and feed on the entrails.
Throw a hook in and catch a few of them too.
Quick and efficient.
And got the pig straight onto a spit to roast it for a community lu’au that night.

Anything else, like talk of guns on a public beach, or taking no action at all, is just stupid…

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

IGNONRANCE is BLISS

What can you do about it?

About anything?

Anymore?

Strayan Cunt

One of the boys had a hair transplant yesty and I’d rather not know about that

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Was is successful?

I bet you got a business card to pass on to others….

Strayan Cunt

Cost the dumb cunt $12k!!!!!! He tried to keep it quiet cuz hes heading overseas for 6 months soon and word got out like it always does.

I sent him a message last night saying “how’s the head feeling, you grown a ponytail or what yet cunt? Send us a photo” He just sent me a photo back of him flicking me the bird hahahaha

deeks

Freedom of expression !!

Sofa Surfer

Yeah, I’m not going to watch that video. If the pig was a threat to kids/people, then I guess they did what they had to do. The asshole who threw the rock at the seal got what he deserved.

As for me, I’m allowing two really cute jumping spiders to live on my window sill. I spend an inordinate amount of money feeding the birds. And I enjoy a bloody steak.

Contradictions make life interesting.

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Ignorance is bliss.

I saved a Daddy Long Legs that decided setup in the bath, for the second time. Keeps coming back.

And if the cat won’t eat its fresh kangaroo mince by the next morning, it goes outside to the 9X Strong Magpie clan.

Steak, chicken an Bacon is great.

No need to watch the video

Sofa Surfer

<3

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Our “Daddy Long Legs” are the coolest spiders. and make sure there are no other bad spiders around like Redbacks or White Tails

They are the best

Fig Jam

I had a nest of them hatch on and then go on to cover the ceiling as they marched out of the room. Just let them be and they seemed to disappear. No LSD was used for this anecdote.

Strayan Cunt

Could you please explain this number 3 thing to this idiot?

Sofa Surfer

It’s a heart on it’s side.

Strayan Cunt

Now I get it, bewty!! I thought it meant 3 times better or something hahaha

Sean Connery

I got one little jumping spider by my front door and one that hangs by my kitchen window. I told my wife those are my boys and don’t y0u dare touch them. As long as they stay in their lane they should be fine.

Sofa Surfer

I had to tell my husband the same thing. They usually pick a spot and stay.

Blowin

Man, I certainly love the way Derek refuses the social pressure to fetishise cultures. Truly.

Excepting his blind spot for zionism of course.

Otto

Some methods of tenderizing have never faultered with time.

Dogsnuts

Has your love for Trump been tenderised or is he still the lord and saviour ?
Xox

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

I think the defence is crumbling, even within the STRONG gobblers like OTTO

Dogsnuts

Haha, Otto is more of a diaper changer than a gobbler, although the two aren’t mutually exclusive.
Xox

Barnycle

Law enforcement in the land of the free. Can’t create a password that insta-deletes your phone. They definitely don’t want you to be part of the movement that prevents a training centre being built in Atalanta to militarise police training.

”The government is prosecuting US citizen Sam Tunick for allegedly providing authorities with a “duress password” that wiped his phone when they tried to seize it at Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson airport on January 24th, 2025. Federal agents detained Tunick at the airport, allegedly questioning him about child exploitation images. However, a motion filed by Tunick’s lawyers argues this was simply “a pretext for a fishing expedition into Mr Tunick’s connections” to the Stop Cop City movement in Atlanta.

The government is turning to a little-known and rarely-used statute that makes it illegal to destroy or damage property to stop authorities from seizing it. They allege that Tunick used a feature of the privacy-focused GrapheneOS to wipe his phone by giving authorities a duress password, instead of the actual passcode to unlock the phone. The defense has argued that the detention and seizure were unlawful, and therefore all evidence should be tossed.”

The Bitchy Crab

Sounds like you know about phones. How do I get my third-party wired headphones to work on my iPhone? Or should I return for Apple ones?

Mapski

That’s easy. You just need a couple of empty cans and some string.

Hippy

Never failed

Dogsnuts

Haha yusssss!
Xox

The Bitchy Crab

Doesn’t help with the new headphones, boss.

Otto

Bone-Conduction headphones. Keep your ears clear

Barnycle

Each one is kinda different, the method to pair them to the phone

A Google/YouTube search has helped me in the past to know whether I need to press the button 3 times or 5 times in order to pair with my phone . Whether to turn off then on, or on then off.

No need to spend the extra money on the Apple ones. The third party ones work well. I use a $30 JIB’s that I first got in the Panama 🇵🇦 airport. Work great ….until they don’t. Then you buy another pair.

Also the cheap ones only pair to one device at a time, so may inadvertently pair to some device, like your laptop, that you didn’t intend and then are no longer free to pair to your phone. So you’ll have to turn off the Bluetooth on all the other devices. Then a lot of trial and error of turning things off and on and following internet instructions. The expensive ones can pair to two devices at once. I’ve never owned one of those.

Some take longer than others to figure out, but eventually we figure them out.

deeks

Buy a walkman from the op shop

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Buy an Android?

Apple’s business practices are why you can’t just plug in one of the other 47,000 heaqphones available.

Yay for choice

FlintyBadman

For wired you’d need a Bluetooth Audio Receiver

FlintyBadman

Wireless/Bluetooth – if they don’t connect they are broken, return them for that reason


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